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pizzamachine
July 31st 2022


27292 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Lol football

MarsKid
Emeritus
July 31st 2022


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Browns fans better be in hiding right now. Their team is again a dumpster fire and I'm too ready to roast em.

Manatea
Staff Reviewer
August 1st 2022


1942 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

@pizza at least this thread stopped being about such a horrendous album and about something more enjoyable… like football



@mars I hope Deshaun gets like a three year suspension and they get stuck with that contract loll (it’s not going to happen though, the moral compass of these owners is already in the wrong direction)

pizzamachine
August 1st 2022


27292 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Well, you have a point.

MarsKid
Emeritus
August 1st 2022


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Even if the suspension is only a year, they'll be banking an absurd amount of money on a guy that hasn't played a down in two years. Meanwhile, Garrett, Chubb, etc. all get older and lose their prime years or start demanding some big money.

MyNameIsPencil
August 1st 2022


6641 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

it is tradition for Cleveland sports to get in its own way.

Manatea
Staff Reviewer
August 1st 2022


1942 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Good point. Good thing they generally get their way with not being good too…

I hope Mayfield destroys them on game 1. i don’t even like the guy but still





MyNameIsPencil
August 1st 2022


6641 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

week 1 2021 season, sam darnold beats his old team week 1 to kick off a year where matt rhule tries to finish off what adam gase started

week 1 2022 season, baker mayfield beats his old team week 1 to kick off a year where the panthers realize matt rhule sucks as everyone regresses and no one is happy.

MarsKid
Emeritus
August 1st 2022


21035 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

Not a Mayfield fan either, but the dude was undoubtedly screwed by the organization. Wins them their first playoff game in who knows how long, gives stability to the QB position, then he gets injured and the coaching staff refuse to pull him.



Athletes at that level are very reluctant to pull themselves out of a game. If your player is hurt and actively damaging themselves and the team, it's the responsibility of the coach to step in. They undermined the hell out of Baker for a dude that is, by many accounts, a sexual predator and potential rapist. Good job!

Manatea
Staff Reviewer
August 1st 2022


1942 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Like I said, good thing no fans showed up!

As a note Pencil, I forgot to mention to you that I’m definitely intrigued to see how Trey does. Definitely a big gamble but I have huge respect for Shanahan.



And yeah… regardless of anything this season is going to be absolutely bonkers.

MyNameIsPencil
August 1st 2022


6641 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I'm psyched, I'm expecting Lance to be "good". maybe not great like say, kaepernik when he first started but lance's ceiling is salivating



as for baker i think he's going to be a good fit for carolina as long as he heals and can survive the inevitable coaching change.

Manatea
Staff Reviewer
August 1st 2022


1942 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

You never know, he might explode. It’ll be fun. A lot of my co-workers are Bay Area transplants so they’re all pretty pumped too.

On another note, I’m listening to a really strange album right now. Review incoming.

Hopefully I’m doing these right, I want my fifth one to at least be better than my first…

MyNameIsPencil
August 1st 2022


6641 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

practice makes perfect!

I try to keep my expectations level with the niners, last thing i wanna be is another annoying homer. my buddy got me a lance jersey im hoping to break out a lot this season haha.

vult
August 1st 2022


2360 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

The Niners are in an interesting situation. Either Lance proves himself or at least shows positive progression through the season, or they flame out and Shanahan is on the hot seat and Deebo is gone

Manatea
Staff Reviewer
August 1st 2022


1942 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Hey thanks!

I think the dynamic between Niners, Rams and Seahawks fans is interesting. The Niners always beat the Rams, the Rams always beat the Seahawks and the Seahawks always beat the Niners so we all can’t really say we’re better than each other. All teams had great lineups (except for the Seahawks circa right now… Poor Pete…)

MyNameIsPencil
August 1st 2022


6641 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

the fact his extension is only 3 years makes trading him a little easier, but that's in more a nightmare scenario which aren't a stranger with this franchise. say what you want about the niners but at least they're rarely boring.

Manatea
Staff Reviewer
August 1st 2022


1942 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Well Deebo just signed a healthy extension so Shanahan will just be in a really hot seat at this point…

MyNameIsPencil
August 1st 2022


6641 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

and then there's the cardinals who take turns shitting on one of us every year. mostly san fran or the seahawks tho

Manatea
Staff Reviewer
August 1st 2022


1942 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I think all three went 1-1 with the Cards last year. But again, Kyler falls a little short.

Purpl3Spartan
August 1st 2022


8663 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

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