Taylor Swift Midnights
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SteakByrnes
April 19th 2024


29760 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Ah okay, true she probably did lol

TheManMachine
April 19th 2024


311 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

that bit about the sexy baby doesn't sound too bad now eh

FowlKrietzsche
April 19th 2024


728 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

No that is still her lowest moment

HelloJoe
April 19th 2024


1097 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

@Johnny Bless you, man. I dunno how you do it.

JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
April 19th 2024


60384 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

the bit when she works a fucking snake reference into her vainglorious, literary self-stylisation as Cassandra (3 whole songs away from her latest Kim track) is her new lowest moment and no one will convince me otherwise

HelloJoe
April 19th 2024


1097 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

@Johnny are you reviewing the double album or just the standard length?

vult
April 19th 2024


2310 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

“on the one hand this is true, and on the other hand it just makes it dramatically obvious when she, e.g., tries to work a Lana cadence into her usual schtick”



Yeah she certainly tries her best to impersonate Lana and Lorde on all her projects now

HelloJoe
April 19th 2024


1097 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I didn't see Lana winning album of the year. Taylor is obviously doing Lana better than Lana.

AnimalForce1
Contributing Reviewer
April 19th 2024


835 Comments


@FowlKrietzsche, if this is her trying, I'm concerned

AlexKzillion
April 19th 2024


17177 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

halfway through this... vastly prefer midnights so far

AlexKzillion
April 19th 2024


17177 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

anyone else hear meg myers in her delivery on "who's afraid of little old me"???

AlexKzillion
April 19th 2024


17177 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

broken heart is the clear highlight here woah

nol
April 19th 2024


11846 Comments


Album Rating: -3.0

the lyrics are awesome

FowlKrietzsche
April 19th 2024


728 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

"[Question...?] reminds me of why Swift is such a dominant cultural force. She wants to hear what you have to say. Even though 90 percent of her songs are about how hard it is to be her, she wants to hear about your day, too. She creates a parasocial relationship with her listeners by pretending to write songs that include them in her weird solipsistic victimhood rich person existence. "



ugh rereading Jordan Holmes' Swiftening and god this is just a delightfully destructive summation of TS.

https://fancyboysclub.com/2022/10/26/the-swiftening-part-10-midnights-10-multiple-songs-with-the-word-midnight-but-not-all/

nol
April 19th 2024


11846 Comments


Album Rating: -3.0

It makes it better that she sings them all in this self serious Lana del ray tone

nol
April 19th 2024


11846 Comments


Album Rating: -3.0

this might be the easiest album to make fun of OAT so I’ll let you guys handle it

AmericanFlagAsh
April 19th 2024


13284 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

Overall, I enjoyed it more than this album, but not by a lot

Why make over an hour of alt-pop with no real standouts

nol
April 19th 2024


11846 Comments


Album Rating: -3.0

She gets minus 5 points for turning the NFL into a popularity contest which brings the score to a balmy -3.0

HelloJoe
April 19th 2024


1097 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

@AmericanFlagAsh Not nearly as enjoyable as you, friend. :-)

LightAndGlass
April 19th 2024


1107 Comments


Do my eyes deceive me or does nol have this rated at -3.0?



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