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| 1.0 awful | Tom R. CONTRIBUTOR | February 9th 16 |
'He is only popular for his looks and for his mechanical voice. All of the songs are worse than
Roman Reloaded by Nicki Minaj. 0.5/10'
Ok dude yeah this is shit but that is one hell of a cringy and stupid soundoff. Why is it all the
retards like to bring up Nicki Minaj at every opportunity in a discussion about pop music like
jesus christ she's not even that bad, and if you'd care to look past her music if you are so
aurally offended she's a great person, there's tons of way worse artists. So knock it off you
brainless wankstains and go jam Opeth or whatever you fucks do.
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| 1.0 awful | LotusFlower | April 24th 16 |
Ok real talk We Don't Talk Anymore is actually a super great pop song with a lot of cool things going on but the rest of this is lame af.
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| 1.0 awful | Jared Floryan | February 13th 16 |
You have to suck this hard in order to achieve a large, indefinite quantity of shallowness - and boy, is Rumson-based singer Charlie Puth one superficial motherfucker. The 24-year-old lad's first full-length album Nine Track Mind is a pile of overgrown malarkey, it's plain and simple as half-eaten pie. While the lead single off Puth's debut record is incessantly annoying and comes off as fake, that's not to say many of the other tracks here fare any better, as many of these songs highlight just how blatantly flawed this kid's material is. What doesn't help matters is that Charlie Puth somehow boasts less personality than Halsey or Jason Derulo combined; man, even if your music isn't perceived as good, at least try to act like you care about the output. I don't like being bored to death, just so you know.
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| 1.0 awful | WilhelmBlack | February 3rd 16 |
He is only popular for his looks and for his
mechanical voice. All of the songs are worse
than Roman Reloaded by Nicki Minaj. 0.5/10
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| 1.0 awful | I Am Saruman, The Multicoloured | March 9th 17 |
"So knock it off you brainless wankstains and go jam Opeth or whatever you fucks do."
Will do. Opeth is nice and shady. I like shady things. What I dislike is grabage material as such.
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| 1.5 very poor | furyroad97 | February 4th 16 |
Easily the worst album of the year so far for me. Even Meghan Trainor's album last year wasn't this embarrassing
& delusional, and that one had Dear Future Husband on it. Still not as bad as Thomas Rhett's last, though.
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| 1.0 awful | dihstyle69 | February 1st 16 |
absolutely dreadful. his voice lacks personality and presence but even if he had the right one, this album would've been terrible with all these g-rated, boring tracks. 0+
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| 1.0 awful | bigguytoo9 | August 8th 22 |
Charlie Puth is limper than melted ice cream. Nothing to see here.
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| 1.5 very poor | BillyBrill | August 8th 22 |
I really fucking hope me and Charlie puth don?t talk anymore
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| 1.0 awful | LethalPaintball | February 3rd 17 |
im only one call away from the suicide prevention hotline
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| 2.5 average | rdhaley | February 29th 16 |
Looking at the reviews on this site, I was expecting this album to suck majorly, but other than
the two abysmal singles, it's not a bad listen at all - I'd even rate it a 3 if those singles
weren't on the album. I will say that if you're looking for world class songwriting, you're not
going to find it here, but what Charlie does have going for him is solid presentation, and the
presentation alone is what elevates this album for me.
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| 1.0 awful | JeriahswillGDP | February 28th 16 |
Lyrics sound like they were written by a middle schooler. His voice is fine but the song structure is so bland.. There is no depth or substance here.
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| 1.0 awful | Timmy | February 10th 23 |
| 1.0 awful | Evan | July 11th 20 |
| 2.5 average | nbats | July 13th 19 |
| 2.5 average | djrm | March 20th 19 |
| 2.5 average | Ed | July 28th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | maxer | February 14th 18 |
| 1.5 very poor | elch21 | January 4th 18 |
| 1.0 awful | Lucman | December 30th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | kuzronk | December 18th 17 |
| 1.0 awful | jsaf7 | November 2nd 16 |
| 3.5 great | Luk31 | September 26th 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Runeii | February 4th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | BHAR | February 4th 16 |
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