Kroner Gets Swole.
The recent creation of a very bad workout songs list on this site inspired me to make a *true* workout playlist. Enjoy, and get fucking swole. |
1 | The Red Chord Hour of Rats |
2 | After the Burial Aspiration |
3 | Advent Revival
swole 4 jesus |
4 | All Shall Perish Wage Slaves
cowbell breakdowns |
5 | Alter Bridge Ties that Bind |
6 | Amon Amarth War of the Gods
sweet, sweet melodeath riffs |
7 | August Burns Red White Washed
so good |
8 | Beyond Creation Omnipresent Perception
bass solo |
9 | Omega Massif Wölfe
This song made me do 154 shots of shitty whiskey on a Monday night, stay up until 4:00AM, then ace my calc final. |
10 | Chevelle Hats off to the Bull
HATS OFF TO THE BUUULLL |
11 | Cave In Summit Fever
BOOM BOOM DUUUUH- DA-DAAAAAUUUUM |
12 | Converge Coral Blue
dundundundundundundunBAMdundundundundundundunBAM |
13 | Cult of Luna Leave Me Here
riffs |
14 | Damascus Ambition
post-rock that goes hard |
15 | Deftones Diamond Eyes |
16 | Demon Hunter Ribcage
this song got me into heavy music and it still rules face to this day |
17 | Departures 21 |
18 | DevilDriver Dead to Rights
normally this band would be annoying and one-dimensional but their one dimension is ANGRY so it works when swole-ing |
19 | Direwolves Reach this Hand
sludgy hardcore that fucking jams |
20 | Disfear Get it Off
catchy as shit |
21 | Fellsilent Immerse |
22 | Omega Massif Wölfe
This song made me hunt a mastodon just with a spear and a bearskin. |
23 | Gaza The Vipers
pissed at everything |
24 | Heaven Shall Burn Endzeit |
25 | The Ghost Inside Between the Lines
WHAT DO YOU STAND FOR *junjunjunjun jun junjunjunjun...* |
26 | High on Fire Serums of Liao
asian stoner time traveling jesus twin |
27 | Isis Hive Destruction
these guys used to riff hard |
28 | Jesu Dead Eyes |
29 | Kerouac A Sheep. A Well.
fuck these guys for breaking up |
30 | Knut H/Armless
so simple but so fucking heavy |
31 | Kylesa Tired Climb |
32 | Living Sacrifice Death Machine
swole 4 jesus [2] |
33 | Loma Prieta Biography |
34 | Meshuggah Demiurge
i could honestly make a getting swole playlist that's 100% meshuggah so picking one song was hard and kind of arbitrary. |
35 | Neurosis Through Silver in Blood
heaviest fucking song |
36 | Omega Massif Wölfe
This song made me punch 10 babies, drink 666 bottles of Blair's 3am Reserve, skydive without a parachute, and survive to fuck all 50 of my bitches. |
37 | Red Out from Under
rules stfu |
38 | Rise and Fall Things are Different Now |
39 | sleepmakeswaves to you they are birds, to me they are voices in the forest
most exhilarating post-rock ever |
40 | Trenches Calling
new album will be top 10 of 2013 |
41 | Supercontinent Cataclysms
opening riff is the single best post-metal riff of all time. |
42 | Process of Guilt Faemin
second half jams fucking hard |
43 | Ulcerate Drown Within
if the first riff of this song doesn't get you psyched to fight off an army of fucking demons then you just don't like good music. |
44 | Verse The New Fury
i strongly dislike the government b/c they're bad |
45 | Zozobra Emanate
such god damn awesome guitar/bass tone |
46 | The Contortionist Flourish
best deathcore |
47 | Cryptopsy Phobophile
no explanation fucking needed, you god damned pussy |
48 | Death Zero Tolerance
m/ |
49 | Dismember Dismembered
m/ m/ |
50 | Omega Massif Wölfe
This song made me GET FUCKING SWOLE. |
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