Keyblade
08.14.13 | So basically a guide to being pissbore huh lol...nice list man |
DrHouseSchuldiner
08.14.13 | R.i.p piss ...a great jammer and a friend u will never be forgotten |
Greyvy
08.14.13 | we all know there was ever one true metal elitist.....
Rasp |
Greyvy
08.14.13 | yea not saying hes not but yea u get it |
ShadowRemains
08.14.13 | why would i want to be pissbore
ever |
Pennywise_M
08.14.13 | Jac is possibly the best public speaker in all of Sputnikmusic
Great job with this list, it made my day |
KILL
08.14.13 | fade 101 |
oltnabrick
08.14.13 | Oblock |
Greyvy
08.14.13 | gbe sosa babay |
BallsToTheWall
08.14.13 | Do you enjoy the scent of your rown unwashed genitalia?
I do. |
MO
08.14.13 | what shadow said |
oltnabrick
08.14.13 | gbe Sosa [2] oblock |
Havey
08.14.13 | I WONDER WHAT USER YOU HAD IN MIND WHEN MAKING THIS LIST |
DamnVanne
08.14.13 | You really did cut right into the psyche of Pissbore. Good show! |
DamnVanne
08.14.13 | You cut deep. You are now Jac the Knife |
ZippaThaRippa
08.14.13 | Boo bop boo bop boo bop "jaaaaaaaaaack the knife" |
Pennywise_M
08.14.13 | "You better be taking notes Moreira"
I am! |
Cygnatti
08.14.13 | Never took piss for an elitist tbh. He just seemed like a bro that happened to spam often. |
Havey
08.14.13 | wait has he actually left the site |
KILL
08.14.13 | was speakin to him yesterday hm weird! |
hikingmetalpunk
08.14.13 | the man loves his morbid angel and darkthrone, respect. |
Kman418
08.14.13 | this made me giggle |
ZippaThaRippa
08.14.13 | Darkthrone is seriously overrated imo, their first album was their only good one |
KILL
08.14.13 | zip bein zip |
KILL
08.14.13 | not enuf JUNZ rigt |
MeatSalad
08.14.13 | Wow thanks now i know how to be piss 100% |
KILL
08.14.13 | dude sylosis are fuckin deep give me a break, those trivium esque vocals are quite intimidating as a listener |
Pennywise_M
08.14.13 | "It's not my fault you're too inbred to understand Sylosis."
wow swag |
MeatSalad
08.14.13 | understand Sylosis lol thats a GEWD WAN |
Greyvy
08.15.13 | dude sylosis are fuckin deep give me a break, those trivium esque vocals are quite intimidating as a listener
holy fuck lol |
ZippaThaRippa
08.15.13 | I hope so too, what a fuckin tool |
TrueBlood
08.15.13 | Kill killin' ass usual
also pissbore hasn't left
and genitelia personal smells[2] > |
XingKing
08.15.13 | This list describes so many metal heads. I can't decide if I should laugh or cry |
XingKing
08.15.13 | I have no idea what you're trying to tell me |
Greyvy
08.15.13 | gbe sosa [3] |
oltnabrick
08.15.13 | oblock [4] |
Greyvy
08.15.13 | 3hunna[5] |
oltnabrick
08.15.13 | Macaroni time [6] |
Greyvy
08.15.13 | love sosa [7] |
oltnabrick
08.15.13 | pull up in that Honda [8] |
Greyvy
08.15.13 | laughin to the bank [9] |
oltnabrick
08.15.13 | Can't spell sober [10] |
Greyvy
08.15.13 | kay kay [11] |
sonictheplumber
08.15.13 | i reported zip not even kidding |
Greyvy
08.15.13 | same. such a retard |
Shuyin
08.15.13 | great, now i can be an elite too! |
Cygnatti
08.15.13 | sylosis sucks actually |
ZippaThaRippa
08.15.13 | Eh, nowadays |
demigod!
08.15.13 | list screams pissbore, good job jaq |
Irving
08.15.13 | Featured |
Relinquished
08.15.13 | "Repeat after me "Symbolic is like 6th best Death"
made me so uneasy reading this not even kidding |
Havey
08.15.13 | worst feature ever |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | This list is a bundle of entertainment. |
demigod!
08.15.13 | for 5: Mercyful Fate - Melissa
that should really be replaced with the EP, c'mon you pretty much said so yourself! DO U EVEN METAL |
Relinquished
08.15.13 | we need charlesfitz, countourus and trix4dix back |
GiaNXGX
08.15.13 | guide to mental elitism you say?
sample some ludwig wittgenstein and stfu |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | "Darkthrone is seriously overrated imo, their first album was their only good one"
"Kill being a faggot."
"It's not my fault you're too inbred to understand Sylosis."
you've sucked since ever |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | How about hentai elitism? |
Relinquished
08.15.13 | better ask ilovetree about that |
GiaNXGX
08.15.13 | shots fire'd |
GiaNXGX
08.15.13 | hmmm no |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | I'm sure we've all beat off to hentai at least once in our lives. In my case about a dozen or so. |
GiaNXGX
08.15.13 | i concur |
none
08.15.13 | "Wow thanks now i know how to be piss 100%"
gud luck not killin urself |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | Those chicks got some big ol titties. And dat ass. |
none
08.15.13 | "I have no idea what you're trying to tell me"
u wouldn't |
none
08.15.13 | "great, now i can be an elite too!"
no u can't |
none
08.15.13 | fuk off all u insufficient scum |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | whoa |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | shots fire'd (2) |
Relinquished
08.15.13 | hawks is the trve elitist in this site |
Scoot
08.15.13 | missed you none |
GiaNXGX
08.15.13 |
wew |
none
08.15.13 | hawks is a giant cumquat who gets sexed up the ass by his grandpa gimme some mtn dew list = digs ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | The Cradle of Wu-Tang. PASS THE BONG, THAT BUSTED SLUT WANTS MY DICK. |
none
08.15.13 | bitshz nvr herd grinnin dths hed |
Relinquished
08.15.13 | wu-tang in the throne room |
none
08.15.13 | orphns ov cornigr |
Scoot
08.15.13 | hot bitch just made me a ham sandwich cause i said hahaha btw hot bitch is my aunt here's my favorite 30 sandwich eating bm songz |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | RYAN PECORINO CHEESE, MY NIGGA |
none
08.15.13 | just trampled a bitch that looked like a rhinoceros and an elephant and a giraffe's ass hair list = butthole digs |
Chortles
08.15.13 | is this list implying that piss is elite |
none
08.15.13 | mah ferrari goes hrd into treez here's sum coo rap diggity dogs |
none
08.15.13 | "is this list implying that piss is elite"
ya itz lolz as fuks |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | I slid my greasy summer sausage in that rank skank's butthole last night, it was sick, she was busted as fuck. |
Scoot
08.15.13 | wonder years lyrics? |
none
08.15.13 | ye then i jmpd into a sewer n bangd sum homeless broads dm is cool i like cof |
none
08.15.13 | hey look dem pussies fckd off
none of yalls gon be stayn hrd |
Relinquished
08.15.13 | hawks to be dropping his mix tape on profound lore records |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | Burt for real, Hawks is my nigger, always ahs been and always will. BAD BOYS 4 LYFE. KRIEG SWAG EAST SIDEEEEEE |
none
08.15.13 | I'M GOIN HRD UP IN DIS MOTHAFUKA JST SAW SUM BIZNACTH GET RUN OVR BY A BUS DMN DEEZ TUNEZ JAMMIN SO HRD MOTHAFUKAS WANN FINE ME DIMMUBORGIR 5/5 |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | might be best thread in awhile |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | MAC MILLER IS MY BOY, WE SMOKED WEED LAST NIGHT TO THE GANGSTER SOUNDS OF MIDIAN WHILE WEARING OUR BEN RAPISTBERGER JERSEYS BOYO. |
Relinquished
08.15.13 | WE ARE BLAZED ON THE NORTHERN SKY
THESE NEXT THOUSAND BLUNTS ARE OURS |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | FOREVER YOUNG |
TheSpirit
08.15.13 | have you guys even heard burzum |
Relinquished
08.15.13 | HERE WE GO AND THIS IS THE MOMENT
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT
WE'LL FIGHT TIL ITS OVER
OVER THE SKYLINE
APPROACHING AT HIGH SPEED
OBJECTS OF FLAMES REACHING HIGHER
CROSSING THE SKY AT HELL'S PACE
COMES A THOUSAND CHARIOTS OF FIRE |
Scoot
08.15.13 | have you even heard doomthrone |
rasputin
08.15.13 | if im supposedly an elitist then i gotta say this list is inaccurate as most of these donnt apply to me (some do) |
Relinquished
08.15.13 | 11
copypaste their 5's and let them realize for themselves their horrible life decisions |
Scoot
08.15.13 | like the batman symbol in the sky this list was |
rasputin
08.15.13 | 'copypaste their 5's and let them realize for themselves their horrible life decisions'
THIS
the worst part is people ive never even spoken to still do this. i mean come on now. |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | "copypaste their 5's and let them realize for themselves their horrible life decisions"
it's no btbam that's for sure |
rasputin
08.15.13 | hahahaha |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | we need the return of devsol |
rasputin
08.15.13 | he's considered it, but it's really not worth it anymore. sputnik is way past the point of saving now. have any of you seen the majority of featured reviews on the site for liek, the past 2 years? urghhhhhh |
ResidentNihilist
08.15.13 | I think rasp has had a seizure |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | well that was random |
evilford
08.15.13 | Dude Jac u took so many words right out of my mouth |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | i go back in threads like 4 years ago and still see zip goin false |
Relinquished
08.15.13 | apator - masturbate in praise of black satan
members also liked
DJ Shadow - Endtroducing
Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Kayo Dot - Choirs of the Eye
Stars of the Lid - And Their Refinement Of The Decline
Massive Attack - Mezzanine
Boards of Canada - Music Has the Right to Children
Kayo Dot - Dowsing Anemone With Copper Tongue
Stars of the Lid - The Tired Sounds of Stars of the Lid |
evilford
08.15.13 | But wait I thought we were just supposed to despise all Suffoqueetion |
rasputin
08.15.13 | lol relinquished
p.s. in regards to the list, post-hiatus suffo is aight |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | It sounds like the wind or a wave, a lonely breath from the lips of a non-existent god, exhaled over a lost and distant land coming to crash upon a beautiful forgotten shore. It aches. It bleeds. As the time passes, the breeze turns into a fluttering whisper, gently beckoning to follow. Where? Even the wind itself is not sure the exact path that lays before it, but it knows where it wants to be. Somewhere close but impossibly far away. Awash in its own echoes, it resounds in a warming glow; an embrace that holds itself in a comfortable calm yet showing bare the indomitable fury within. This is Sunbather. This is Deafheaven. It is a perfect microcosm all of our personal experiences, elegantly pieced in a tightly wound, hour long ball of time that seems to pass effortlessly in an all too short instant. Sunbather is the despair in wanting – in needing something more. Something to complete you. To complete me. To complete us – as people, as human beings. Its dark core of nihilistic rage is masked in the haze and warmth of our own exteriors, our own masks, yearning to not only feel the sunlight on our untouched skin, but to let it sink in and warm the heart which we fear the most. It is beautiful anguish. It cascades and falls in the immediate pulse of the drum work that is always lurking, always pacing to break through the humid expanse of the constant sea of distorted guitars. Its mournful vocals the soul we all share – alive in our own personal pains – transcending and plummeting on our own accord, just wanting to be saved from ourselves. Sunbather breathes. Sunbather lives. I can feel its heart beating as the seconds pass into minutes. It resonates in time with my own. That is what truly makes it eclipse just being notes on a page or sound on a disc. Whatever the intents of its creators, Sunbather is a malleable work that takes on new meaning with each set of ears it passes through – recalling the most fragile of chords to play once again across the heartstrings -- forever becoming a piece of all of us. That is, if we let it.
|
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.15.13 | Promise me you will keep this guide up for all of eternity. It was beautiful. One question, though: Is Gorguts an exception to the hate all tech death bands to come off as an elitist? |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | Anna Abreu Just a Pretty Face?
Army Of The Pharaohs Ritual Of Battle
Ash Ketchum Growing Up Is Giving Up
Backstreet Boys In A World Like This
Belle and Sebastian If You're Feeling Sinister
Bjork Homogenic
Blondie Parallel Lines
Bolt Thrower Those Once Loyal
Britney Spears Oops!...I Did It Again
Carly Simon Coming Around Again
Chelsea Wolfe Pain Is Beauty
Circle Takes The Square As the Roots Undo
Colbie Caillat Breakthrough |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.15.13 | Enough balls... |
GiaNXGX
08.15.13 | staff |
evilford
08.15.13 | The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit etc etc |
Permabanned
08.15.13 | 6 hard |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | Suck my unit Carnifex. |
oltnabrick
08.15.13 | That ain't Kanye, that's Montana |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.15.13 | Fair enough, balls. |
GiaNXGX
08.15.13 | I am now convinced that Free Jazz is home to both some of the best and worst albums in the history of music. The likes of Miles Davis, Ornette Coleman, Sun Ra, and Albert Ayler represent everything good to come out of the movement but on the other hand it also gave birth to performers like John Cage and Peter Brotzmann that make me want to disregard it in an instant. Even in the most challenging of pieces, like Brotzmann's Machine Gun, I've usually been able to at least find traces of enjoyable material... until now. Earlier this year I stumbled across the album The Topography of the Lungs by Evan Parker, Derek Bailey, and Han Bennink. Having spent the last six months trying to just listen to the damn thing has made me come to only one logical conclusion: The Topography of the Lungs is the worst piece of "music" I have ever heard. |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | It ain't gay if it's in a three way. |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.15.13 | I need to make a blackened free jazz band. Get that lo-fi sax sound coming off a vinyl. |
oltnabrick
08.15.13 | I need to make a blackened free jazz band. Get that lo-fi sax sound coming of a vinyl. [2] |
Permabanned
08.15.13 | At The Gates - Gardens of Grief, Grotesque - In the Embrace of Evil, Obliteration - Necropsalms, Darkthrone - Goatlord, Mercyful Fate - Melissa, Morbid Angel - Abominations of Desolation, Necrophagia - Season of The Dead, Necrovore - Divus de Mortuus [2] |
qwe3
08.15.13 | i forgot how this site is retarded and makes every listmaker sound like scooby doo |
oltnabrick
08.15.13 | rwhat? |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | How did you forget this site was retarded? |
qwe3
08.15.13 | join the renrightenment movement raggy! |
qwe3
08.15.13 | idk i guess i have this sunny optimism in me that only comes out when im not on this site |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | DERP! (puts underwear on head and chases gnats with his invisible net) |
Relinquished
08.15.13 | you need more meshuggah in you qwe |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | This is Gollum's lair Qwe. Except instead of one Gollum, everyone's a Gollum. |
qwe3
08.15.13 | I missed you guys. |
qwe3
08.15.13 | hey fuck you im too pretty to be gollum |
Poet
08.15.13 | "i forgot how this site is retarded and makes every listmaker sound like scooby doo"
Reading this list with Shaggy's voice in mind made it 10x better. |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | My game face emerges only when I leave my house. When I am inside, the troll dwells in solitary darkness, posting and typing as he scratches his ass and reaches over for the pb & j THAT LURKS TO MY RIGHT. |
treeqt.
08.15.13 | "better ask ilovetree about that"
i don't hentai
|
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | alright qwe's back, now where is jinglemingle |
JS19
08.15.13 | *delusions |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | "have any of you seen the majority of featured reviews on the site for liek, the past 2 years? urghhhhhh"
greg84 stoner metal auto 4+ machine activated |
JokineAugustus
08.15.13 | Food Please! Stone Please! Raiding Party! |
amemento
08.15.13 | why would i want to be pissbore
ever
[3] |
ButteryBiscuitBass
08.15.13 | RIP |
Irving
08.15.13 | "Hahahahaha holy shit
How much do you want to bet it was Willie who featured it?"
Man I just told you it was me that did it. |
Keyblade
08.15.13 | Well this blew up |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | i hope qwe remembers this shit....
I wanna be prog's very best
Like no band ever was
To wank it is my real test
To dweedle is my cauuuse
I will travel across the fret
Playing far and wide
For Proggermon to understand
The SOLO that's inside
Chorus:
Proggermon! (Gotta Prog Em All!)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Mellotron!
Ooh, you're my best friend
In a style we must defend
Proggermon! (Gotta Prog Em All!)
Our hearts so true
Our nood'ling will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
PROOOGGGEERRRMOONNN (Gotta Prog Em All!)
Mastodons will call!
yeyeaaaaahhhh....
Flimsy concepts along the way
I'll pen with ease and haste
Among giants like Yes and Floyd
I'll claim my rightful placeeee
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's allways been our dreammmmm(theater...)
chorusx2
|
Keyblade
08.15.13 | haha that is golden |
ShadowRemains
08.15.13 | yep how to become a progmaster 101 |
Keyblade
08.15.13 | Mellotron!
Oh you're my best friend
fucking lmao |
MoosechriS
08.15.13 | hahaha love the descriptions :) |
ButteryBiscuitBass
08.15.13 | Mellotron!
Oh you're my best friend
fucking lmao
[2] |
Emyay
08.15.13 | what in crikey fuck is a proggermon and why is that not a real song yet? |
jtswope
08.15.13 | Nice |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.15.13 | "Any queef you enjoyed previously is now dead to you, but in order for it to look like you made up your own mind and weren't just mindlessly parroting a select few enlightened ones, make this transition over a couple months else it will seem too sudden. I hope I've set you on an amazing and very rewarding journey."
This right here is the most important part. Can't get called out on following a guide for elitism, that would make you seem not very elite. |
CK
08.15.13 | Wow surprised Opeth isn't in the list |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | Proggermon (2) |
SeaAnemone
08.15.13 | just a really bad unfunny list good job |
BallsToTheWall
08.15.13 | SeaAnenome going hard. |
TheNotrap
08.16.13 | Elitism = idiotism |
FrozenVain
08.16.13 | funny |
TheNotrap
08.16.13 | Well
Elitism = idiotism |
TheNotrap
08.16.13 | Elitism = idiotism
|
TheNotrap
08.16.13 | fuck elitism. |
TheNotrap
08.16.13 | fuck you |
TheNotrap
08.16.13 | idiotism = Elitism
Elitism = idiotism
fuck you. |
TheNotrap
08.16.13 | r u ? sure? dam? |
TheNotrap
08.16.13 | Elitism = idiotism |
oltnabrick
08.16.13 | this a based haiku
no more negativity
lets stay positive |
TheNotrap
08.16.13 | fuck elitism.
|
Relinquished
08.16.13 | if it wasn't for elitism so many bands like immolation wouldn't have been popular as they are now |
none
08.16.13 | but thn we wouldnt have false dngwashers listenin to gud music |
oltnabrick
08.16.13 | false dngwashers |
feargm
08.16.13 | Fuck elitism. [2] |
TheNotrap
08.16.13 | Fuck elitism. [3] |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.16.13 | That's what I usually do. |
KILL
08.16.13 | false n proud |
demigod!
08.16.13 | Fuck elitism [yeah its so dumb] |
qwe3
08.16.13 | I'm going to assume that my departure is the reason the collective quality in lists like this has gone down the shitter.
also rofl shadow that took me back |
Jesuslaves
08.16.13 | meta lists are so fucking dumb |
qwe3
08.16.13 | well yeah they're not sentient at all of course theyre dumb cmon man |
KILL
08.16.13 | fight me qwe |
qwe3
08.16.13 | theyre not even alive |
Jesuslaves
08.16.13 | YOU WON'T EVEN BE ALIVE IF YOU KEEP FUCKING SASSING ME |
KILL
08.16.13 | alive hell yea great dvd |
Relinquished
08.16.13 | fuck yeah |
Relinquished
08.16.13 | too bad there was no future breed machine but I saw that a good amount of times live at least they
played humiliative fuck yeah man |
KILL
08.16.13 | too bad theres no SUBLEVELS |
qwe3
08.16.13 | i listened to koloss it made every other piece of music sound good |
qwe3
08.16.13 | lol jk it wasnt actually that bad |
ShadowRemains
08.16.13 | /world |
TheDerpFapTable
08.16.13 | Lol |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.16.13 | Hahahahaa you nailed it with this |
evilford
08.16.13 | "guide to metal falsism: 1. Bitch about imaginary elitism 2. Don't listen to Manowar 3. 5 Symbolic 4. If you don't like an album just 3.5 it at risk of offending anyone 5. Be a huge faget"
Damn even if you don't meet any of the other criteria you're strong on #5
|
apert
08.16.13 | this is just like a how to be piss list |
BladeRunner
08.16.13 | Jac - Don't ever make me try to smell my own balls again! ;) |
Hyperion1001
08.16.13 | damn the fact that nekropsalms is there is probably because of me i feel so loved |
climactic
08.16.13 | im like the exact opposite of this |
Permabanned
08.16.13 | dude obliteration is covering reincarnation from necrophagia's debut LP for a single theyre releasing in a few months its gonna rule
usually i dont give a fuck about covers but theres no way this cant be fucking awesome omg |
RadicalEd
08.16.13 | hipster /m |
evilford
08.16.13 | digging thru shoutbox and other users' shoutboxes for ammunition = auto-fag |
TrueBlood
08.16.13 | piss livez |
BigPleb
08.16.13 | Prob best list ever. |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.16.13 | Read it at least 5 times now. Still brings a smile to my face. |
ITsHxCTOASTER
08.17.13 | Good rules |
EyesWideShut
08.17.13 | sputnik 07-09 era |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.18.13 | Opeth isn't on this list, or Gorguts. I smell foul play here. |
Keyblade
08.18.13 | Why would Opeth be on this list |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.18.13 | I love Opeth, but it seems to cause some people to look down upon "primitive" death metal due to its more refined sound. |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.18.13 | No doubt. They are my favorite band. |
rasputin
08.19.13 | 'I love Opeth, but it seems to cause some people to look down upon "primitive" death metal due to its more refined sound'
wat |
GiaNXGX
08.19.13 |
primitive death metal
refined opeth |
alachlahol
08.19.13 | listening to opeth makes me want to chuck all my early 90s demos in the garbage |
Hyperion1001
08.19.13 | hes saying that listening to opeth might make people not like old school DM cause its not polished
whether or not that makes sense is up in the air but thats what he meant |
intotheshit
08.19.13 | I have been in the pornographic films industry for several years and I'm so sick and tired of dicks I can hardly stand it! If you have no genitals or are willing to have them removed then you may be the man for me.
I do not like and absolutely refuse to take part in any of the following: blowjobs rimjobs footjobs buttjobs vaginajobs dirty sanchez blumpkins strawberry shortcake flaming dragon Houdini donkey punch cincinati bowtie gasmask hot lunch golden showers cleaveland steamer the Paul Rubins gramma sophie's curtains the Pittsburg landfill I'm a mac and I'm a pc how to lose a guy in ten gays or any other sexual act of any kind.
If this sounds like your idea of a good time then get in touch.
serious inquiries only. No weirdos please. |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.19.13 | ^ Does Sputnik normally get spam? |
facupm
08.19.13 | trve gvide |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.19.13 | Deth tu falze metalz |
ShadowRemains
08.19.13 | like wintersun? yep |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.20.13 | Wintersun is a queef band of mine. I won't let go... I love them. |
someguest
08.20.13 | Finger your butthole.
Don't forget that one. |
ShadowRemains
08.20.13 | and Perform Self-Fellatio, with their timeless classic, "I'm Bendy" |
YankeeDudel
08.20.13 | metal just disappeared off my pie chart and im so much more peaceful |
SgtShock
08.20.13 | Man, metal elitists are awful. They are not as great/don't have as good of a musical taste as us, non-metal elitists. |
ABjordanMM
08.20.13 | This was pretty clever. |
XfingTheSullen
08.20.13 | Funny how there are zero comments about 10. The aura is a sweet fucking album alright. No idea listening to it made you elite, though. I never cared either |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.20.13 | I need to check it out. Heard good things from people before. |
ShadowRemains
08.20.13 | lol beyond creation |
XfingTheSullen
08.20.13 | lol making fun of a band just becauset they started in 2011 |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.21.13 | Someone had to take the torch from Necrophagist. |
XfingTheSullen
08.21.13 | Well, there are plenty excessively good tech death bands from Montreal and the US. Check out First Fragment, Anomalous or Vale of Pnath, De Lirium's Order (the last is from Finland actually). But my favorite band of that genre has gotta be Fallujah. |
KILL
08.21.13 | "lol making fun of a band just becauset they started in 2011"
yea not cos theyre boring or anything :D |
Keyblade
08.21.13 | why form a dm band after '96 |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.22.13 | why form a dm band after '96 [2] |
Emim
08.22.13 | "- by Jacquibim"
my main problem with this |
Greyvy
08.22.13 | #shotsfired |
ShadowRemains
08.22.13 | hey it's emim |
JokineAugustus
08.22.13 | Loads blown |
ShadowRemains
08.22.13 | "lol making fun of a band just becauset they started in 2011"
or because they are boring as shit |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.22.13 | Jac has mad street cred yo. |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.22.13 | Any true Grateful Dead fan would say one of their live albums is best. Whichever has the longest Dark Star, probably. Grateful Dead wasn't a studio band. It only showed the barebones of each song. |
Permabanned
08.22.13 | I dont believe I ever said s/t is their best album I just said it rules hard and rarely gets acknowledged |
Gnome7
08.22.13 | Black metal elitist are the absolute best. trve kvlt m/ !!! Time to jack off to some obscure Darkthrone demos. |
LungButter
08.22.13 | Awesome list, this made me LOL. I do half this shit involuntarily, lines up with my tastes. Fuck this is hilarious. Props |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.22.13 | Is it bad I listen to Beyond Creation because of this list? |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.22.13 | No you *blush* |
Paracletus96
08.23.13 | first step: never let anyone know that you listen to opeth |
XfingTheSullen
08.23.13 | I do listen to them, but don't wank them as much as most fans do |
FerinusCarnifexVox
08.23.13 | That might be a good rule.
Rank BWP at 3.5 to appear elite, but in reality wank it it on a nightly basis. |
facupm
08.24.13 | Rank BWP at 3.5 to appear elite [2] |
Solaire
08.26.13 | Rank BWP at 3.5 to appear elitist [3] |
XfingTheSullen
08.26.13 | You know what can make you appear elitist as fuck? Only 5ing two albums, like I do. Gunther's "Pleasureman" and Crotchduster's "Big Fat Box of Shit". Now THAAAT's elite. |
ShadowRemains
08.26.13 | "You know what can make you appear elitist as fuck? Only 5ing two albums, like I do. Gunther's "Pleasureman" and Crotchduster's "Big Fat Box of Shit". Now THAAAT's elite."
no it really isn't |
Solaire
08.26.13 | I have 5'd Gunther's Pleasureman. Not because it was elite of me, but because it was hilarious. Not elitist to like humor.
Yes I know you weren't serious, but really... |
Emim
08.26.13 | "You know what can make you appear elitist as fuck? Only 5ing two albums, like I do. Gunther's "Pleasureman" and Crotchduster's "Big Fat Box of Shit". Now THAAAT's elite."
nothing you could do would ever lead me to believe you were elitist |
XfingTheSullen
08.26.13 | ^ was that a compliment? rare to hear one on Sputnik |
Solaire
08.30.13 | Compliments are harder to find than quality threads, which this is. |
Amphoteric
08.30.13 | http://youtu.be/7LMm77cSQWY
Right? |
Solaire
09.01.13 | I'm still not quite elite, but this guide should help me. |
parksungjoon
05.02.22 | this but unironically |
GhandhiLion
05.02.22 | Symbolic is like 6th best Death, |
parksungjoon
05.02.22 | that but unironically |
JohnnyoftheWell
05.02.22 | list has aged fantastically |
Pon
05.02.22 | jahgreed |
parksungjoon
05.02.22 | soulside journey is top 4 darkthrone prob, goatlord is top half as well |