chinesewhispers
06.05.16 | Bruh just because they're your parents doesn't mean they don't wanna bust a nut from time to time grow tf up son quit bein a pussy ur probably just jealous tbh |
someguest
06.05.16 | I'm sure your dad pulled out and came in your mother's mouth.
No big deal. |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | tfw papi's gettin' more poontang than you are |
Mystletainn
06.05.16 | did they have their sex swing set up? |
50iL
06.05.16 | Well, look at the bright side; at least they still enjoy each other. |
CaimanJesus
06.05.16 | Join in |
someguest
06.05.16 | "Id rather see my parents having sex than not having a dad at all. *cries in corner*"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns1zX_kF9xA |
Sinternet
06.05.16 | damn you shoulda reverse birthed your way back in |
someguest
06.05.16 | lmao |
someguest
06.05.16 | WHAT EVER HAPPENED
TO FALLIN' IN LOVE WITH A NIGGA WITH A BUS PASS? |
grindcorecore
06.05.16 | i'd rather die than have my dad's crusty small dick in my cunt |
RosaParks
06.05.16 | lucky i wanna see ur dads have sex |
Shemson
06.05.16 | At least you have Agnes Obel, she makes everything ok. |
SitruK6
06.05.16 | Lol |
brainmelter
06.05.16 | that's pretty violent dude
how did they react? |
DoofusWainwright
06.05.16 | And so passed your one genuine shot at a threesome in this life and the next |
ThyCrossAwaits
06.05.16 | you can post dank lists but if you talkin sex/romance stuff you gon get hurt or offended if youse a weakie lol
this is sputnik |
ThyCrossAwaits
06.05.16 | new Nails is dope put your dick in it |
grindcorecore
06.05.16 | new nails is lame |
BallsDeep
06.05.16 | you seem to know some awfully specific details about your old mans cock |
iloveyouall
06.05.16 | "new nails is lame"
nails have always been lame. |
GhettoHmbrglr
06.05.16 | 'turn up the Perturbator!"
-your dad |
NorwichScene
06.05.16 | Good on them. Your dad will be buying a lock for the door any day now |
Kalopsia
06.05.16 | your parents are probably trying to make a new baby because you're such a disappoint to them |
Cryptkeeper
06.05.16 | Pics pls |
Idleness
06.05.16 | your parents are probably trying to make a new baby because you're such a disappoint to them because you have yet to check grotesque [2] |
Idleness
06.05.16 | sounds like a GROTESQUE event to obeserve xD |
Flugmorph
06.05.16 | gro
tesque |
Mystletainn
06.05.16 | I once walking in on your parents having sex too, it was cool |
LotusFlower
06.05.16 | today is such a lovely day |
ShadowRemains
06.05.16 | as usual, someguest killin' it in these threads |
anydaynow
06.05.16 | your parents are probably trying to make a new baby because you're such a disappoint to them
this hard |
anydaynow
06.05.16 | Good on them. Your dad will be buying a lock for the door any day now
iv been summoned |
grindcorecore
06.05.16 | "your parents are probably trying to make a new baby because you're such a disappoint to them"
fucking lmao. this is probably true tho |
CamiloG
06.05.16 | The comments on this thread are making my day |
Nocturnalize
06.05.16 | "your parents are probably trying to make a new baby because you're such a disappoint to them"
lulz |
BigPleb
06.05.16 | Thank god I've never had the displeasure of experiencing this. |
Nocturnalize
06.05.16 | forgot to add that your mom sounds hot |
chinesewhispers
06.05.16 | Bruh your mom prolly eats ass like her life depends on it |
grindcorecore
06.05.16 | considering how often my dad farts, i doubt it |
Nocturnalize
06.05.16 | booty is life |
JigglyPDiddy
06.05.16 | PARENTS!!
WHY WON'T THEY SHUT UP?!?!? |
JigglyPDiddy
06.05.16 | Next time it happens you just take out your woody and enjoy the love. |
Nocturnalize
06.05.16 | walking in on your parents porkin is actually really grindcore |
chinesewhispers
06.05.16 | Yeah she prolly takes those farts with a smile
in fact your dad prolly tore ass on your face when you were born that's why you're so fucking stupid |
JigglyPDiddy
06.05.16 | bet his dad was growling all grindcore style |
grindcorecore
06.05.16 | her* |
brainmelter
06.05.16 | only the baddest bitches eat a s s |
adr
06.06.16 | "in fact your dad prolly tore ass on your face when you were born that's why you're so fucking stupid" lol |
Nocturnalize
06.06.16 | best thread of 2016 haha |
CamiloG
06.06.16 | ^^^ lol, agreed |
CamiloG
06.06.16 | "in fact your dad prolly tore ass on your face when you were born that's why you're so fucking stupid" I laughed so hard at this |
protokute
06.06.16 | ?????????????????????? |
protokute
06.06.16 | /12;3!23;/1 this/213123happenedo1-3to mme=-109once, too
|
Flugmorph
06.06.16 | 2 is a good album |
Nocturnalize
06.06.16 | tore ass is my new favourite thing to say |
Rawmeeth38
06.06.16 | Bet he ate that ass |
chinesewhispers
06.06.16 | Yeah his mom's hairy man ass |
TheSpaceMan
06.06.16 | bet your mom has a full bush |
AlexKzillion
06.06.16 | Damn that's weird.
But does your dad thrust at grindcore bpm? |
chinesewhispers
06.06.16 | Fuck yeah blastin Pig Destroyer cuz he's gonna destroy your mom's puss |
Kman418
06.06.16 | once i was waiting for a pizza so i had to leave my door open so i'd hear the doorbell but then i realized i could hear my parents fucking n i was like YO WHAT THE FUCK but i couldn't close the door cause i was fucking hungry and craving that pizza so i just sat in my room and tried to quietly sing parquet courts songs to myself to ignore it |
chinesewhispers
06.06.16 | Or Terrorizer cuz he's gonna terrorize her ass
or Insect Warfare because your parents are into some fucked up shit bro |
Nocturnalize
06.06.16 | sputniks really into rimming eh?
not judging cuz i am too I'm just a little surprised everybody's so kinky around here |
Nocturnalize
06.06.16 | weird a f bro you shouldn't be thinking whether your moms getting her asshole properly licked or not |
torts
06.06.16 | if you don't eat ass you are gay and not a good gay either |
Nocturnalize
06.06.16 | torts is really gay so he knows whats up |
Nocturnalize
06.06.16 | at least he doesn't ponder his parents sex life |
chinesewhispers
06.06.16 | How about I crush that doubt and give your mother the long dicking she deserves |
PlasticRadioBand
06.06.16 | "walked in on my parents having sex
ughhhh (list is may jams)"
Such a Hufflepuff thing to say |
iloveyouall
06.06.16 | yo sput, wanna run a train through toad's mum so he can stop worrying? |
PlasticRadioBand
06.06.16 | Sach, never stop being a straight savage oh man I'm weak right now |
chinesewhispers
06.06.16 | Ya I'll bring the jumper cables |
Cryptkeeper
06.06.16 | I can get my hands on a jackhammer |
Nocturnalize
06.06.16 | @Toad - how hawt is ur mom tho? I'm guessing she's around a 6-7 |
zakalwe
06.06.16 | My parents are in their 60s and still go at it hammer and tong bless 'em. |