butcherboy
05.03.17 | feel the shame!! |
danielito19
05.03.17 | Quality |
SandwichBubble
05.03.17 | Needs Phil Collins :b
Edit: all is right in the world. I can rest easy now |
butcherboy
05.03.17 | fine then! |
Rik VII
05.03.17 | 1 somehow always reminds me of Sleep by GY!BE ... it's a beautiful cover though |
butcherboy
05.03.17 | this DOES need to be featured.. but it also doesn't |
Divaman
05.03.17 | Then why does Kevin Rowland stare?
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=251256 |
TheSpaceMan
05.03.17 | Big Brotha man |
cylinder
05.03.17 | lol'd at 10 |
butcherboy
05.03.17 | Divaman, i will never be the same.. |
Papa Universe
05.03.17 | These are incredibly rough drafts, but still, just tryinna contribute:
Manic Street Preachers - The Holy Bible
-They're staring, because they want to shame your significantly thinner body.
St. Vincent - Marry Me
-Annie Clark just realised that she'll have a hard time winning people over, unless she changes everything about her.
St. Vincent - S/T
-Now she dun give a shit, now she tha queen, biatch
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - The Firstborn Is Dead
-He's staring, because he really wants to know about how you feel about his constant religious references, but still tries to play it cool like it's not a big deal to him.
Lee Hazlewood - Love and Other Crimes
-Lee is a little numb right now, because he can't believe that you have a cooler leather coat than him, but he won't do anything about it, cause he likes that moustache you're rockin', brotha. |
DoofusWainwright
05.03.17 | Cass McCombs 'Mangy Love'
Cass has just said "I'm sorry I wasn't around much when you were a kid..." |
butcherboy
05.03.17 | Unique, I've altered yours, apologies.. |
Azertherion
05.03.17 | Björk's Debut - Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
Papa Universe
05.03.17 | Well I came up with them on the spot, just didn't want to leave simple album titles in there, felt like I should add a caption. |
Azertherion
05.03.17 | Queen - The Miracle is a good one too imo
And how could we forget : Aphex Twin - RDJ Album : Richard can see your soul and how tasty it is |
DoofusWainwright
05.03.17 | Josh Rouse 'The Happiness Waltz'
"Ok, passport photo checklist...good lighting, look straight at the camera, don't smile...got it. Oh, it says no hats." |
Papa Universe
05.03.17 | Oh, here's an idea, go meta on it with something like
Sampha - Process
-He stares at you psychically |
Papa Universe
05.03.17 | Wiley - Godfather
-You're a parent and you just walked in on your son Wiley doing...ehm..well...just cleaning the room, mum, nothing else.
Tim Darcy - Saturday Night
-He stares like that one gayish artsy guy nobody invited to the party, but he came anyway and now he just sits in the corner judging everyone.
Chelsea Wolfe - Hypnos/Flame
-I dunno, something like "What is a man to a queen?"
The Weeknd - Starboy + Ab-Soul - Do What Thou Wilt.
-Abel and Herbert have a stare-off...and Herbert seems to be losing.
Japandroids - Near to the Wild Heart of Life
-something about you either farting in front of them AGAIN, or you saying something really stupid in an argument with them and they just look at you, while giving up and simply accepting that this is like talking to a wall.
Brian Eno - Reflection
-some stalker joke |
DoofusWainwright
05.03.17 | Tricky 'Angels with Dirty Faces'
"I've made an album to straight up fuck with y'all" |
butcherboy
05.03.17 | guys, forgive my vanity, but I'm putting my captions first for posterity reasons.. it keeps the cohesiveness of the list.. |
Dylan620
05.03.17 | Niechec - self-titled |
dreamgauze
05.03.17 | best list and user on this website |
RogueNine
05.03.17 | Andrew W.K. - I Get Wet |
dreamgauze
05.03.17 | Was about to say I Get Wet
Sade - Promise |
butcherboy
05.03.17 | hahahahha, this has gotten way more traction than it deserved,, |
Papa Universe
05.03.17 | First, how is this not featured yet?
Second, how come there is no upvote button on Sputnik?
Third, does anyone remember that coffee flavoured Coca-Cola they used to make? What ever happened to that? |
butcherboy
05.03.17 | hahaha, i'll go ask for a feature, i suppose..
nope, can't seem to log onto the med page..
also, Unique, to answer the most pertinent question, that cola Blak was massively popular in Eastern Europe.. i think it's gone based on human decency.. |
theBoneyKing
05.03.17 | Jason Isbell - Southeastern |
Papa Universe
05.03.17 | aight thanks mate |
Divaman
05.03.17 | lol, sorry about #21 butcherboy. I really should have given you prior warning, but I wanted to get a pure reaction. |
Azertherion
05.03.17 | Arf that 26 caption is better than anything I could ever came up with ^^
Good job ! |
butcherboy
05.04.17 | SandwichBubble, shit, i just saw your edit.. sorry.. updated! |
NordicMindset
05.04.17 | Porcupine Tree - Fear of a Blank Planet
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SandwichBubble
05.04.17 | @butcherboy I was just thanking you for putting the Phil up there, not a quote. :) |
butcherboy
05.04.17 | hahahahha, well it sort of fits.. |
TheGreatQ
05.04.17 | Kidneythieves - Zerospace
Korn - See You on the Other Side |
dreamgauze
05.04.17 | Slint's Spiderland |
bgillesp
05.04.17 | Devin Townsend- Infinity
Devin stares at your eyes to make sure you don't look down |
butcherboy
05.04.17 | updated.. |
Titan
05.04.17 | haha very cool butcher! |
butcherboy
05.04.17 | cheers, Titan! |
Trundle
05.04.17 | every Lord Finesse album |
butcherboy
05.04.17 | this got featured? hahahahaha.. cheers, guys |
Jots
05.04.17 | np, bb |
butcherboy
05.04.17 | Johnny, you're a damn classy guy.. |
Jots
05.04.17 | slip today is the day - willpower on here and we'll call it square |
mumbleTRAPPER
05.04.17 | the shaggs bro |
butcherboy
05.04.17 | done and doneeee |
Rowan5215
05.04.17 | arguably perfect list
a tribe called quest - the lost tribes. Phife stands on a box to be the same height as the other two, while Tip and Ali judge you for eating meat |
Dylan620
05.04.17 | the blurbs for 40, 42 and 44 are brilliant
I knew I couldn't be the only one who thinks of Pop-Tarts when looking at the cover for 44 |
Dylan620
05.04.17 | If we're allowed to go in for seconds... Sigur Ros - Von? |
ConcubinaryCode
05.04.17 | Bring me the horizon - suicide season
Tech n9ne- vintage tech
Atmosphere - God loves ugly |
butcherboy
05.04.17 | Seconds and thirds allowed.. However, I finally finished all the editing I had to at work, so I'm going home.. updates early tomorrow.. Night, fellas.. |
Ocean of Noise
05.04.17 | Marilyn Manson - Mechanical Animals |
Papa Universe
05.04.17 | I've got a correction: St. Vincent - Marry Me
- a high school teacher who gets weirdly intimate with her students |
Rik VII
05.04.17 | Alcest - Kodama
Meshuggah - I
Dream Theater - Scenes from a Memory
X Japan - Art of Life
Kate Bush - The Sensual World & Hounds of Love
Opeth - Deliverance is a subtle example |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.04.17 | What American apparel empire? |
henryChinaski
05.04.17 | "Cass McCombs stares at you the way widowers stare at wedding cakes..
courtesy of Doofus - 'I'm sorry I wasn't around much when you were a kid...'"
On point guys. |
Papa Universe
05.04.17 | I've got another one:
The king of chaos and the God of death, he who takes lives and annihilates worlds for his own amusement; the beast, the vicious creature, the villainous mastermind and the keeper of our fates. He alone, the celestial deity, is and always has been and for all the times and ages to come will be the one, the past, present and the future as for he is the creator of all life and it is up to him to taketh it as well. Born of a light, yearning for blood with lust for all life to take and make one with himself. No gods or kings are to his knees even worthy, o' the supreme judge of all life and all the deed in place that is and that is to come as well, for he decides that too. He maketh you his toy for him to then make you ash. He bows to no space, nor time, nor laws of life as it is set by him for the man to be forever bound by the burden of his own existence. O' the beast, o' the magnificent that entity, the master of our lives, the king of chaos, the God of death. |
Papa Universe
05.04.17 | That, of course, was Crazy Frog with Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits |
butcherboy
05.04.17 | hahahaha, updated.. |
DoofusWainwright
05.04.17 | Great list getting greater |
Flugmorph
05.04.17 | i like such cover themed lists, gj |
Rik VII
05.04.17 | "courtesy of RikRoach7, the seventh of the noble RikRoach clan"
Lol that's literally the first time in my life that I like that 7 |
butcherboy
05.04.17 | cheers everyone!
RickRoach - haha, the dynasty lives on.. |
Calc
05.04.17 | haha cool list idea butcher |
butcherboy
05.04.17 | thanks, Calc |
Storm In A Teacup
05.05.17 | List title hardcore reminds me of Head Automatica's Lying Through Your Teeth. |
Papa Universe
05.05.17 | NWA - Straight Outta Compton
When you tell your friends you like pineapple on pizza and they're like "you're dead to us".
Chance the Rapper - Acidrap
When you thought you'll trip balls, but the drugs make you think of some sad stuff
Logic - Bobby Tarantino
The coolest photo you took of yourself when you were 15. |
butcherboy
05.05.17 | updated, also just saw and updated your st vincent caption.. |
NorthernSkylark
05.05.17 | Daughter - his young heart |
Papa Universe
05.05.17 | Slaughter To Prevail - Misery Sermon
-Ghost's Nameless Ghoul in his primal form...and gets diagnosed with schizophrenia |
Papa Universe
05.06.17 | The Fall - The Light User Syndrome
curious whatcha gonna say to that
|
Rik VII
05.06.17 | Iron Maiden self-titled.. |
butcherboy
05.07.17 | updated. |
Papa Universe
05.07.17 | Are we going to make it till 101? |
butcherboy
05.07.17 | haha, don't think we'll muster another forty.. it was a good time though.. |
Storm In A Teacup
05.07.17 | this is doable |
Papa Universe
05.08.17 | Okay, here's some more then, your lack of belief in yourself disturbs me:
Gorillaz - Humanz
Injury Reserve - Live form the Dentist Office
Kraftwerk - Trans Europe Express
Full of Hell - Trumpeting Ecstasy (Everyone's first reaction to '2 girls 1 cup')
Anacrusis - Manic Impressions
George Michael - Older
Danny Brown - Old
Falling in Reverse - Coming Home
Kendrick Lamar - Damn.
Remo Drive - Greatest Hits
Frances - Things I've Never Said (something about ripping off Florence and the Machine)
Ibibio Sound Machine - Uyai
The Magnetic Fields - 50 Song Memoir (When you realise you've actually hit 50)
Julie's Haircut - Invocation and Ritual Dance of My Demon Twin
Ocean Jet - The Word Never Dropped
Oddisee - Alwasta
Skillet - Unleashed
Kero Kero Bonito - Bonito Generation
Kehlani - Sweet Sexy Savage
Surf Curse - Nothing Yet
Lady Lamb The Beekeeper - Tender Warriors Club
Tech N9ne - The Storm
King Dude - Sex
Hawkwind - The Machine Stops
Allen Toussaint - American Tunes
Focus Indulgens - Vespri
The Moth & The Flame - Young & Unafraid
Rodrigo Romero - Psychedelic Magic Journey Through Your Mind
Electric Citizen - Higher Time
Jon Bellion - The Human Condition
Future - Project E.T.: Esco Terrestrial (when an alien gives you THE POWER OF REDUNDANCY)
Lee Fields and the Expressions - Special Night (Stares at you like he knows for a fact that this date is going to end well for him)
Bad Rabbits - American Nightmare
DNCE - DNCE (When you arrive at the party with its own theme, of which you weren't aware and they say it's okay, but it's obvious they will have to 'tolerate you'...did I get too conceptual?)
Kevin Abstract - American Boyfriend: A Suburban Love Story
Bruno Mars - 24K Magic
Jim James - Eternally Even (Ten minutes into LSD and chill and he gives you this look)
Metallica - Hardwired... to Self-Destruct
Sting - 57th & 9th
Marching Church - Telling It Like It Is
Hiss Golden Messenger - Heart Like a Levee
Jeff Rosenstock - Worry.
Black Marble - It's Immaterial
Leonard Cohen - You Want It Darker
Solange - A Seat At The Table
RY X - Dawn
Moor Mother - Fetish Bones
Angel Olsen - My Woman
Banks - The Altar |
Papa Universe
05.08.17 | Leagues - Alone Together
Jenny Hval - Blood Bitch
Kool Keith - Feature Magnetic (And in that moment he realised, he's a grown up)
Mykki Blanco - Mykki
Danny Brown - Atrocity Exhibition
Big Eyes - Stake My Claim
Chris Farren - Can't Die
Black Foxxes - I'm Not Well
Vince Staples - Prima Donna
Crystal Castles - Amnesty
Sivyj Yar - The Unmourned Past
Sodom - Decision Day
Watsky - x Infinity
Banks and Steelz - Anything But Words
Nisan Farber - If You're Ever Feeling Lost...
Lisa Hannigan - At Swim
Salem's Pot - Pronounce This!
Woodkid & Nils Frahm - Ellis
Nonkeen - Oddments of the Gamble
Heliotropes - Over There That Way
Night Verses - Into the Vanishing Light
House Of Heroes - Colors
Martha - Blisters in the Pit of My Heart
Night School - Blush
Tegan and Sara - Love You to Death
Weaves - Weaves
Xenia Rubinos - Black Terry Cat
Vic Mensa - There's Alot Going On
YG - Still Brazy
Fatherson - Open Book
Mr. Lif - Don't Look Down
Erik Blood - Lost In Slow Motion
Prism Tats - Prism Tats (something about not having a soul)
Sylvan LaCue - Far From Familiar
Young Thug - Slime Season 3
Church of Misery - And Then There Were None
Birdy - Beautiful Lies
Lemon Demon - Spirit Phone
Memoryhouse - Soft Hate
Mint Julep - Broken Devotion
Young Dolph - King of Memphis (As a proof of how broken a monarchic system is goes this, because the reign over the country goes to the first born child of the king, we ended up with a toddler as a ruler. Terrific. In such situations I wish we lived in a more sophisticated society so that such situations didn't happen. Take the Bohemian royal reform of 1458, when in order to somehow succeed the dynasty of royals that just ended they chose a man unrelated to anyone of the blue blood for his wit and intellect as the logical leader. That is just a perfect example of mature decision making in ridiculous situations. Look at that, now look at us, with a toddler on the throne. Everybody knows that the country is really run by the toddler's assistant. By God, this system is broken.)
Them (INT) - Fear Them
Cian Nugent - Night Fiction
Eleanor Friedberger - New View
Lecrae - Church Clothes 3
Big Thief - Masterpiece
Gregory Porter - Take Me To The Alley
ANOHNI - HOPELESSNESS (Zooey Deschanel's night out ended...I guess)
Young Magic - Still Life
Jameszoo - Fool
Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman
Eric Clapton - I Still Do |
Papa Universe
05.08.17 | Olga Bell - Tempo
Moderat - III
Charles Bradley - Changes
The Lumineers - Cleopatra
Colin Stetson - Sorrow - Reimagining of Gorecki's 3rd Symphony
The Body - No One Deserves Happiness
Iggy Pop - Post Pop Depression
Basia Bulat - Good Advice
DMA's - Hill's End
Black Peaks - Statues
Hinds - Leave Me Alone
Money - Suicide Songs
Tortoise - The Catastrophist
Abbath - Abbath
Eliot Sumner - Information
Deal with those however you please. Plus, I believe a lot of people gave a lot of suggestions previously, but were never heard out, go through that. |
butcherboy
05.08.17 | hahahahaha.. christ! alright, your motivational workshop worked.. I'll get on it.. |
Papa Universe
05.08.17 | I just went through all my lists and pulled out all the albums with people staring directly (or almost) at you. |
butcherboy
05.08.17 | i'll finish the rest on the morrow.. |
Papa Universe
05.08.17 | Oh damn 63, 64 and 66 are gold. See, you can do it if you put your mind to it. |
Archelirion
05.08.17 | Pretty Mouth - The Endless Mistake
Stares at you with possible rabies |
Avagantamos
05.08.17 | aphex twin - I care because you do, RDJ album |
LeftyMcRighty
05.09.17 | Prong - Cleansing Stared one too many times |
Papa Universe
05.09.17 | Coming back to the meta (or alternative, if you will) interpretation of this list's theme, I propose Wax Fang's Victory Laps for your list. |
butcherboy
05.10.17 | hahahaha, tomorrow afternoon, you will have satisfaction.. and the list will be at 101.. cheap jokes and puns will abound.. |
Papa Universe
05.10.17 | Hallelujah! |
Papa Universe
05.10.17 | "So am I still waiting
For this thread to get updating
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in"
I feel like at this point I'm not even commenting anymore, I'm just spamming. |
butcherboy
05.10.17 | hahahha, you aren't.. I'm just finishing up a review, then I'm on it..
hold out hope.. |
Koris
05.10.17 | Conrad Tao - Voyages |
Koris
05.10.17 | Aphex Twin - Windowlicker |
butcherboy
05.10.17 | updated partially, Unique.. |
zakalwe
05.10.17 | Phil Collins - Any of 'em. |
butcherboy
05.10.17 | only nine to go.. my brain is fried.. |
Papa Universe
05.10.17 | Ooooooooo ooooo oooooooo he's on it ooooo he did it again oooooo it's here oooooooo man, I haven't been this excited even for an icecream truck to appear when I was a kid. |
butcherboy
05.10.17 | hahahaha.. cheeky fucker.. |
Papa Universe
05.15.17 | Perfume Genius - No Shape
How about that? |
Papa Universe
05.17.17 | So we're not going 101? |
butcherboy
05.17.17 | we are.. been a busy few days.. work, people are in town from uni etc. this evening, all shall be rectified.. with the counting list too.. |
butcherboy
05.17.17 | DONNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! |
Papa Universe
05.18.17 | I know I might be a little annoyingly pushy and demanding, but still, thanks for keeping the promise and finishing this bad boy up. |
butcherboy
05.18.17 | It's okay.. Now that I did it, I feel oddly proud.. Thanks for helping me be all I can be.. |
Papa Universe
05.30.17 | Perfume Genius - Too Bright
Stares at you as the most well groomed mannequin inside Zara's headquarters deluxe store. |
Lavair
08.04.17 | Chance The Rapper - Acid Rap
Stares at you wondering why the hell you weren't at Coachella |
Papa Universe
08.04.17 | Welcome to the only list butcherboy finished. |
butcherboy
08.15.17 | i should start a Part 2, I suppose.. |
Papa Universe
08.15.17 | You do that |