Dewinged
05.03.20 | Awsm list, gotta check a few of these. |
parksungjoon
05.03.20 | A new list by Ghiiiiiiii Andy Handandy. I click, and carefully scroll through every entry with bated breath. Upon reaching the end however, my emotions explode. I well up with anger, disgust, humiliation, disappointment. I feel betrayed and abused, as if I'd just received a meaty dickslap to the face from Luc Lemay's godly todger. My teeth grit; my fists clench; my unibrow contorts into all sorts of vulgar shapes. Slabs of lard begin to writhe and heave under my greasy Obliteration shirt, my fourth chin also trembles with righteous fury underneat my patchy neckbeard. I begin to pant and gasp desperately as sweat and grease start running down my face.
No. NO!! How dare you, you insufferable elitist prick. This travesty has gone on far too long! Where is Ulcerate? Where in the hell is Ulcerate?!?! How can you not include the album of the year on this list?! An early contender for album of the decade, even?!
This oppression has gone on for far too long. I have had it with these pretentious hypocritical snobs looking down upon metal on this site, and on the internet in general! It's not the 80s anymore, not every band sounds as lame as Metallica. Ulcerate have one of the most unique, atmospheric, emotionally destructive sounds ever conceived by any band or musician in any genre! And let me tell you about Jamie Saint Merat, the greatest drummer of all time. What endless ferociousness and unfathomable complexity (even by metal's high standards!) his playing showcases! I thought you were a scholar, I thought you were a gentleman, I thought you were above the rabble and ruffians that infest the internet. But I guess you're too narrow minded and uncultured to comprehend their greatness after all! For shame Ghi Andy, for shame!
As I edit out the 53rd and final fat-fingered typo from my rant, I can feel a third blood vessel pop. It is in my penis, my righteous two inch erection of great vengeance which had stood up for my maligned and misunderstood metal genius gods, before cooming in my knickers with impotent rage... |
Shadowmire
05.03.20 | this but unironically |
GhandhiLion
05.03.20 | Wow you wrote this? For me? < 3 |
parksungjoon
05.03.20 | |
parksungjoon
05.03.20 | 33 is the one johnny kept plugging right? |
GhandhiLion
05.03.20 | probably |
parksungjoon
05.03.20 | whya re you wawake |
GhandhiLion
05.03.20 | because I'm insane |
GhandhiLion
05.03.20 | "Suppers ready" hasn't finished yet |
hal1ax
05.03.20 | New Cindy lee!? Color me hard |
parksungjoon
05.03.20 | :[ |
parksungjoon
05.03.20 | sup hal |
hal1ax
05.03.20 | suppp |
SandwichBubble
05.03.20 | 11 and 12 still only have a single rating.
What are you doing to fix this? |
parksungjoon
05.03.20 | hal look at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLye6xxMCVc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffc7nMIBc6c
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GhandhiLion
05.03.20 | "What are you doing to fix this?"
Coming soon... |
parksungjoon
05.03.20 | excite |
parksungjoon
05.04.20 | bump for hal |
hal1ax
05.04.20 | lol sorry got distracted. about to check thosee |
hal1ax
05.04.20 | these are the deep jungle choonz |
hal1ax
05.04.20 | second one has some good liquid vibes too |
parksungjoon
05.04.20 | yessss bby hope u like |
hal1ax
05.04.20 | ya i fck with the dnb my man |
parksungjoon
05.04.20 | i know i know :] |
dedex
05.04.20 | hey isn't 23 Monobody's drummer? |
GhandhiLion
05.04.20 | Yes! |
dedex
05.04.20 | cool, might give a listen |
parksungjoon
05.09.20 | cool |
GhandhiLion
05.30.20 | Shameless self bump |
parksungjoon
05.30.20 | frog(e)sto)))mp |
GhandhiLion
05.30.20 | Is there a better 'template' type album to use? |
GhandhiLion
05.30.20 | Im gonna move like 10 froggies all the way to the top. So it's a bit easier to make corrections and maintain a somewhat ranked order. |
parksungjoon
05.31.20 | doubt theres a better one
generic flipper maybe? |
GhandhiLion
05.31.20 | That's a good one |
SandwichBubble
05.31.20 | "Is there a better 'template' type album to use?"
Public Image Ltd. - Album |
GhandhiLion
05.31.20 | That one wins |
SandwichBubble
05.31.20 | Proud to contribute.
11 and 12 still only have a single rating. [2] |
GhandhiLion
05.31.20 | I tried doing a sunwatchers rating marathon a few weeks ago, but I got distracted by lots of other things so it is postponed. Kinda like my no wave list that is never coming out. |
GhandhiLion
05.31.20 | You should check that sun worship live album
Also check 39, it's short n sweet |
SandwichBubble
05.31.20 | I oughta and I will, thanks. |
parksungjoon
06.14.20 | true |
GhandhiLion
12.02.20 | Ichiko Aoba dropping a strong album in December was... out of the blue. |
ArsMoriendi
12.02.20 | How do I get more people to give Robovine a chance? |
GhandhiLion
12.02.20 | Review them or get someone else to review them. |
ArsMoriendi
12.02.20 | True, but that hardly worked when I reviewed Long Haired Locusts lol |
parksungjoon
11.28.21 | kony 2012 |