Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.22.20 | Stay tuned |
ArsMoriendi
12.22.20 | "The Dex Bros (They count as one unit)"
Kinda like Ice Climbers? |
SteakByrnes
12.22.20 | nice |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.23.20 | exactly like ice climbers |
CaliggyJack
12.23.20 | this is art |
Ryus
12.23.20 | interesting |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.23.20 | U know this is more realistic |
LeddSledd
12.23.20 | respective actions are on point 👌 |
CaliggyJack
12.23.20 | If my hunger games are an anime
pot's hunger thirst games are the abridged adaptation |
ArsMoriendi
12.23.20 | Thirst? Does this imply a sex scene is coming up? |
ieatbabies795
12.23.20 | “lmao im not entirely certain what this is“ [x2] |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.23.20 | Possibly multiple |
Ryus
12.23.20 | finally sput fanfic |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.23.20 | I promise it will get hot and heavy |
LeddSledd
12.23.20 | "not entirely certain what this is"
real life |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.23.20 | this is band of brothers to caliggy's attack on titan
|
Minushuman24
12.23.20 | The true basic human necessities game. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.23.20 | hey thanks for sparing me in the blue pill version tho |
CaliggyJack
12.23.20 | eww fuck AoT
My games be Yu Yu Hakusho |
neekafat
12.23.20 | Neek approves ty c: |
BallsToTheWall
12.23.20 | Wait, what? |
BlushfulHippocrene
12.23.20 | This is canon. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.23.20 | None of that expanded lore shit here |
Dewinged
12.23.20 | Bury me with my Second body LP pls |
Trifolium
12.23.20 | I mean Ars IS pretty good at investigating... |
Sinternet
12.23.20 | tis but a scratch |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.23.20 | Thats the spirit |
Pheromone
12.23.20 | I'd bet money on Colton winning |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.23.20 | Pahaha how steamy is this shit gonna get, I rly want sona and neek to have a three-ep relationship arc |
Feather
12.23.20 | I’m team phoebe |
Ecnalzen
12.23.20 | Fantastic |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.23.20 | Please address all bets to my bookie the academy |
BigglesteinsAlt
12.23.20 | "bigglestein punches sinternet's chin"
based. |
Pheromone
12.23.20 | Doof tries to seduce Rowan while he tries to nap near the cornucopia. Rowan resists and Doof yells "fuck this" and runs away from the cornucopia
;_; |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.23.20 | Night falls, day one is over |
LeddSledd
12.23.20 | "Ars finds a clue near the cornucopia: footprints! He deduces that someone has been here. Multiple someone's even."
unparalleled observational skills. this series is riveting |
ian b
12.23.20 | i was excited to see that i was included and then i saw whose list it was, and somehow knew immediately how/why i'd be included lmfao potsy you sneaky asshat, this is fuckin hilarious though, premium-quality content here ! |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.23.20 | Lul
You have no idea what kind of shocking plot twists I have in store just yet, expectations will be SUBVERTED |
Pheromone
12.23.20 | do i win? |
ian b
12.23.20 | my experience with benzos and shopping carts is not to be underestimated or understated by any means, so i'm sure you have some gold in the vault for us all lol |
Ecnalzen
12.24.20 | Death by dysentery
The Oregon Trail strikes again |
ian b
12.24.20 | hate it when that happens |
Dewinged
12.24.20 | I feel my end is near ): |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.24.20 | Look i can tell you guys this much
Deviant doesn't win |
ian b
12.24.20 | damn, i thought dysentary gave you super powers or something |
Minushuman24
12.24.20 | I think zak may be the dark horse |
Rowan5215
12.24.20 | "Doof tries to seduce Rowan while he tries to nap near the cornucopia. Rowan resists and Doof yells "fuck this" and runs away from the cornucopia"
I have no idea what's happening itt but this made me laugh harder than anything I've seen in weeks lmao |
Trifolium
12.24.20 | Omg Pots this is perfect I hope it never ends 🌠 |
MyNameIsPencil
12.24.20 | RIP Rowan it's almost as if his spirit is with us in this thread |
CaliggyJack
12.24.20 | I'm jealous at how much more attention yer HG contest is getting over mine |
Trifolium
12.24.20 | But Pots put all of his stuff in one list Jack, you didn't! So I guess they're about the same. |
Sinternet
12.24.20 | man how you gonna do me like that I run a 5k multiple times a week |
fogza
12.24.20 | I feel like the cornucopia is very weirdly stocked. |
botb
12.24.20 | What is happening here exactly |
ian b
12.24.20 | you act like you guys wouldn't grab a shopping cart if you had a bunch of bottles of klonopin, valium, temazepam, ativan, xanax, halcion, and versed to all try and carry at the same time BY HAND, smh. at least that's how i imagine potsy's canon for this is; better go big and grab that shopping cart or go home |
Pheromone
12.24.20 | it could get to a nice point with vals where you come back to sober consciousness and realise you have won and never know how or why or what happened |
ian b
12.24.20 | "What is happening here exactly"
that, i don't even think pots knows. but hey, who cares, you want some valium? they had a bunch in the cornucopia next to this shopping cart lol |
ian b
12.24.20 | that would be a beautiful ending since i'm actually sober off of benzos now since August but i dont know if pots would lemme have that nice of an ending lmfao |
Pheromone
12.24.20 | i think it will end with colton shitting on himself to death or something idk |
ian b
12.24.20 | plot twist: we all die of dysentery |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.24.20 | Thats the ending I originally planned for you ian but now that you've said it its ruined and I have to changed everything |
ian b
12.24.20 | ultimate cause of death: dysentery due to all the shitting from benzo withdrawals and exposing pots' ultimate plan 😳😳 |
Pheromone
12.24.20 | pots are you going to spend christmas day writing this because if not you are weak |
Colton
12.24.20 | nothing could be more on brand than the first thing Pots does in the actual list is acquire “medical supplies” from an “unknown sponsor” lmao |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.24.20 | I was going to spend Christmas day with various fam but I wouldn't want to appear weak so I might have to cancel everything |
Ecnalzen
12.24.20 | What dedication to the cause
I like that |
ian b
12.24.20 | how plebeian of you to choose family over sputnik lol, what a beta move. real alphas spend their entire christmas pulling up their 5's and proclaiming their musical and intellectual superiority over the rest of the family until they all concede and leave. |
ArsMoriendi
12.24.20 | I'm so happy to be supported by Trif |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.24.20 | @ian Damn you and reefa might have to team up at some point |
ian b
12.24.20 | i just saw the part about Get Low getting a Milk Bone for reporting kill LMFAO |
CaliggyJack
12.24.20 | "Nolertheboler receives a weapons drop containing a 16 pound bowling ball with a skull and crossbones image on it. "M'lday", he says as he addresses the bowling ball with a tip of his fedora."
This fucking sent me |
ian b
12.24.20 | i'm not dead here, nor involuntarily simping for Sowing, so i'm gonna have to consider this version as canon, sorry calligyjack it's just the facts :/ |
CaliggyJack
12.24.20 | rip |
ian b
12.24.20 | hey i mean, u can still resurrect me and i'll let it slide.... |
Trifolium
12.24.20 | I've got your back Ars! Not that you need this, since you're winning in the other one all by yourself. But still. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.24.20 | He is the world's greatest detective after all |
Trifolium
12.24.20 | Exactly. Who the hell were Poirot and Holmes again?!?!??!??!?!? Moriendi, A. is your man!
💪🕵️♂️💪 |
Demon of the Fall
12.24.20 | I maaaaay be slightly tipsy, but regardless of that fact this is actually hilarious. More of a personal touch here 😄. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.24.20 | yw, here's more! |
Pheromone
12.24.20 | I am sold |
unclereich
12.24.20 | thank you for including me |
Cygnatti
12.24.20 | wait what is this? |
unclereich
12.24.20 | idk but potsy is not my friend. you and i are best friends now cyg |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.24.20 | Sorry mitch ur too OP |
unclereich
12.24.20 | queue coltron calling you graham cracker |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.24.20 | Hes mad rn he's resorting to curse words today |
ArsMoriendi
12.24.20 | Oh no I'm unconscious in a hole
And what did GhostB1rd turn into... something conservative and scary I bet... maybe Tucker Carlson? :o |
CaliggyJack
12.24.20 | >Tucker Carlson
>Conservative
pick one |
Ryus
12.24.20 | based and tuckpilled |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.25.20 | Trif's got u bro |
ArsMoriendi
12.25.20 | What is Tucker Carlson if not conservative? Surely he isn't a liberal/leftist |
Ryus
12.25.20 | a grifter |
Colton
12.25.20 | he's big salty about me killing him in the real thread reich |
CaliggyJack
12.25.20 | He's an Authoritarian/Neo-Corporatist |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.25.20 | Nah u clearly needed that ego boost after sulking all week colt, I'm happy for you |
Colton
12.25.20 | do you use the 2% or 5% kind |
JohnnyoftheWell
12.25.20 | this is the best christmas present i am happy
cannot wait to see what circumstances inevitably force me to dismember myself with that there big ol' sword of power |
ArsMoriendi
12.25.20 | I just hope Trif lives tbh |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.25.20 | Don't underestimate urself Johnjohn |
Colton
12.25.20 | foam or liquid |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.25.20 | 5% foam. Tryna thicken it up as much as possible before I donate it to your sister |
Colton
12.25.20 | I just saw you deleted your pic LOL got you that sensitive eh |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.25.20 | Shit i wouldn't have to if you would just give her some of that fugly bristle pad you selfish monster |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.25.20 | What pic is that |
Colton
12.25.20 | "What pic is that"
lmao
|
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.25.20 | I'm assuming you mean my sexy yearbook pic? If that link broke it wasn't my doing. I had that as my prof pic for years. But I do like the idea of you just staring at it fuming mad so I can re-upload it for u if its gone |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.25.20 | Maybe ur sis stole it to keep in her wallet I dnno what to tell ya bud |
Colton
12.25.20 | you won't upload it lol |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.25.20 | Give ur sis a kiss for me and maybe ill even put a santa hat on it |
Colton
12.25.20 | yep that's what I thought. you don't want people seeing that shit, I don't blame you |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.25.20 | *yawn*
I'll upload it for u when I'm home so you can put it up on your wall, creep. Give you something to look up to 😂 |
Colton
12.25.20 | if you upload it, I will take mercy on you for a while because that pic roasts you worse than words ever could. you won't though |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.25.20 | Too bad God won't take mercy on your sister
Hey how's that myss keta cover coming along btw |
Colton
12.25.20 | post the pic Pots. let's see that scalp |
ian b
12.25.20 | somehow i knew doof couldn't resist my sweet benzo'd up babyface. robertsona is a legend for that, even if he steals the rest of my drugs or kills me anyways. absolutely captivating story as always pots ;)
can't wait for day 3 when either sach or i walk upon a seemingly bottomless pit labeled "K-Hole" and jump down it, not knowing the K stood for Killing and not Ketamine, but then again that's not my thing so that would be a better death for someone else, or if you write in Aiwaz for a small cameo appearance to die that would be fitting. just spitballin here though |
Ecnalzen
12.25.20 | my oh my
this is a saucy read
|
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.25.20 | I'm busy doing Christmas stuff colton you'll have to cry and shit your pants a lil bit longer but I promise ill sign the pic to your sisters corpse and re-upload asap |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.25.20 | Damn Ian i should have hired you as cowriter |
Colton
12.25.20 | ^ neither of those comments are urls
notice how Pots goes for family but I just stick to roasting him. He provides more than enough material on his own |
loveisamixtape
12.25.20 | i came here to win |
LeddSledd
12.25.20 | don't worry Colton, you killed Pots in real life
this fanfic is still pretty banger tho |
Dewinged
12.25.20 | I like where this is going. |
Ecnalzen
12.26.20 | I can't wait to see what M'lady does next |
zakalwe
12.26.20 | This is fucking great! |
ian b
12.26.20 | see even zak gets it. potsy if you need any help with day 3 ideas shoutbox me, otherwise im excited to see where this goes. this is the only reason ive been as active as i have been on the site this week lmfao i love it |
dedex
12.27.20 | fucking howling atm |
Sinternet
12.27.20 | im blushing |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.27.20 | Gonna try for day 3 some time today but also simultaneously working on 2020 aoty list so where inspiration sparks it sparks |
Pheromone
12.27.20 | where does bon jovi rank ? |
ian b
01.01.21 | i think my favorite part of this list is that 88 is probably the most realistic scenario that could somehow happen in our universe (sorry doof lmfao) and every time i come back to it, i somehow always find something new to laugh at |
Dewinged
01.01.21 | Rooting for M'lady |
Pangea
01.04.21 | the ars + trif duo is the best part of the list for me. it's hilarious |
ian b
01.05.21 | still staying tuned |
ArsMoriendi
01.05.21 | My fate is left on such a cliffhanger! :( |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
01.05.21 | Lmao 2020 aoty list is taking priority rn but it'll happen |
Dewinged
01.05.21 | I echo the sentiment, I need to know how many souls do I sacrifice to the 2P before getting m'lady'd |
Minushuman24
01.05.21 | sintxjeffery otp otp otp |
ArsMoriendi
01.21.21 | lol |
cordwainerbird
01.21.21 | am i in this one or am i merely a spectator - reality itself cannot decide |
ian b
06.22.21 | honestly, in retrospect, the visualization of 'sona pushing me in a shopping cart filled with klonopin and xanax bottles off into the sunset, away from evil, is about as happy of an ending i could possibly receive lmfao |
TheAntichrist
06.22.21 | sounds like a fun game of man hunt |