TheSpirit
07.28.21 | thanks i'll be here forever probably
please send me bad/dad jokes |
porcupinetheater
07.28.21 | Slayer? I hardly know her
Kreator? I hardly know her
Todtgelichter? I hardly know her |
Sinternet
07.28.21 | tool |
naughtcturnal
07.28.21 | just discovered this death metal band called disturbed, not sure if youve heard of em |
DavidYowi
07.28.21 | What do you call it when you fail a math test?
A Botch job |
TheSpirit
07.28.21 | ^^ that one is gold |
TheSonomaDude
07.28.21 | how did my wife and children die?
anthrax |
ChrimzonCanine
07.28.21 | If your boyfriend doesn’t like metal music, chances are you have a girlfriend |
kkarron
07.28.21 | Knock Knock
Who's There?
Metallica
Metallica who?
Metallica fucking sucked after AFJA because Lars can't fucking drum and Hetfield started doing a Chris Isaak impression and Kirk is the worst soloist ever that fucking sticks his wah-wah pedal up his ass for solo ideas and they totally sold out like a bunch of bitches and fuck Metallica. |
ChrimzonCanine
07.28.21 | Sounds like someone’s mom got fucked by Lars. |
kkarron
07.28.21 | Lars' mum, yeh. |
Emim
07.28.21 | These sound like a Jared Dines video. I can see his stupid face now. |
ArsMoriendi
07.28.21 | I thought the biggest metal dad joke was "Living Colour is my favorite black metal band" |
ReturnToRock
07.28.21 | What does a Beastie Boys gig have in common with Victoria Beckham's first childbirth?
They both involve No Sleep Till Brooklyn. |
wojodta
07.29.21 | i don't get the drew brees one, but i'm not very familiar with deathcore either. |
TheSpirit
07.29.21 | deathcore often employs pig squeals and the way they sound/written out is BREE |
wojodta
07.29.21 | oh gotcha, haha |
DavidYowi
08.05.21 | What do you call it when Dream Theater does a livestream on twitch?
Proggers |