JefferyBigglestein2
11.03.21 | this is based and a fact. |
Cygnatti
11.03.21 | Should I participate this year ? |
Frost15
11.03.21 | Based, I'll do my best to participate and win comrades |
Snake.
11.03.21 | i haven't had sex in over 600 days so count me out but good luck everyone else |
Kompys2000
11.03.21 | Been distracting myself from my burning desire for Reese's peanut butter cups by repeatedly masturbating but idk how much longer I can hold out y'all 😔 |
anarchistfish
11.03.21 | Why would I ever do that |
Frost15
11.03.21 | Because Jesus Christ is your father and saviour and you should behave.
Now seriously because it's a challenge to improve self-control, or so they say. I can say that somehow it works for me every now and then. |
Slex
11.03.21 | Lmfao Kompy |
Cimnele
11.03.21 | donut november |
anarchistfish
11.03.21 | Self control is for lame-os |
dedex
11.03.21 | movember >>>>>>>>> diarrhea >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>no nut november |
ReefaJones
11.03.21 | The only reason to stop nutting for more than 3 days is to make the nut after the break feel even more amazing |
zakalwe
11.03.21 | Sordid bunch of bastards |
Supercoolguy64
11.03.21 | Sex doesn’t count |
sonictheplumber
11.03.21 | already came in your dad. :D |
Purpl3Spartan
11.03.21 | So far so good for me |
chemicalmarriage
11.03.21 | Got invited to a peanut butter orgy after church I said no |
ReefaJones
11.03.21 | I remember watching a video once where a lady applied peanut butter to her asshole for maximum odor during flatulence |
Purpl3Spartan
11.03.21 | What a terrible day to have eyes |
Frost15
11.03.21 | I feel this thread is going to be gold for laughs haha.
Just keep fighting all the succubus and malignant creatures temptations brothers. Mind over matter. |
Koris
11.03.21 | Alright everyone, time for a poll. Would you rather have:
A. Dicks for fingers?
or
B. Testicle toes?
I'll be tallying up the responses post-haste as they come in |
Frost15
11.03.21 | B for sure. |
Purpl3Spartan
11.03.21 | A, testicles can't handle the weight of a human body.
B sounds like torture. I ain't walking on my balls |
Kompys2000
11.03.21 | Are the dicks finger sized dicks or dick sized dicks? |
Koris
11.03.21 | They're finger-sized :] |
LeddSledd
11.03.21 | ill be avoiding nuts all month!
on an unrelated note, I blew my load in a car tailpipe today |
Winesburgohio
11.03.21 | "Are the dicks finger sized dicks or dick sized dicks?"
w-what's the difference
|
Purpl3Spartan
11.03.21 | rip |
Storm In A Teacup
11.03.21 | Pretty sure it is no shave November or does this change every year? |
Storm In A Teacup
11.03.21 | Oh ouch, rip (2) indeed |
Sharenge
11.03.21 | but crumbl has peanut butter cookies this week... |
Storm In A Teacup
11.03.21 | A definitely |
Storm In A Teacup
11.03.21 | Imagine having 5 balls where your toes should be. I already have given plenty of girls orgasms with my hands this would just make it feel better for me assuming the dick fingers have the same skin receptors as a regular dick. |
Storm In A Teacup
11.03.21 | Oh but how does using them as fingers work? If you’re horny and alone does your hand have 5 boners and you can’t grab your own dick? |
GhandhiLion
11.04.21 | lads i lost
https://sigmarmatthiasson.bandcamp.com/album/meridian-metaphor |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | Idk why but I bothered to read what biggles actually had to say and I’m happy to announce I have had 3 peanut butter sandwiches in November ALREADY and you can suck my nuts and my dick. |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | Bitch 🙂 |
Sharenge
11.04.21 | gobble them nuts |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | Lol a “””mega thread””” with zero albums and less than 50 comments where more than 10% of comments are from your God, Storm In A Dreamcup |
ArsMoriendi
11.04.21 | Do people actually do Not Nut November? I thought it was a meme? or like a weird Red piller thing |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | Surely not and I wouldn’t believe anyone who says they did it |
Koris
11.04.21 | I lost on day 1 tbh |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.04.21 | i believe no-one
should this be featured
((storm i am SORRY it will happen soon!!!)) |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | Lololol |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | Please don’t feature, rile biggles up and make him earn it |
Frost15
11.04.21 | Well believe me I did it for a year when I didn't even know about no nut november. It was a very interesting experience tbh |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | Potsy? |
GhandhiLion
11.04.21 | https://shayhazan.bandcamp.com/album/nuff-headlines
omg im cooooooming |
Frost15
11.04.21 | "weird incles do it to prove that theyre alpha but theyre just gay" hahaha! I knew this thread was gonna be gold |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | “Potsy?”
I am unsure if I am asking if you are Potsy, or if Corkons dad who came in his face is Potsy, or if the answer is both? |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | You forgot to put the spaces in your name. 🙂 |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | “I tried but it wouldn’t let me”
I know. 🙂🙂 |
zaruyache
11.04.21 | i had pb for lunch today like every day rip |
Frost15
11.04.21 | I did it because I'm very interested in the human instincts and how diet, media and subliminal messages affect us. I could write an essay on the things I learnt during the "voyage". Anyway I enjoy seeing how people react to these types of challenges haha |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | Boring as fuck, boring topic, boring experiment. Sad! |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | Oops wrong account, 🙂 |
Frost15
11.04.21 | Oh not boring at all I assure you! But I'm not going to try to convince nobody, so keep eating those pb sandwiches :) |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | Smuckers frozen pbj mind you 🤗 |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | And a 3rd to be mad and end his friendship with his friend who came over to chill and suddenly had to take a shit. |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | Cork on, cork off |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | If I was named Colton I would change my name to Colt and kill everyone who knew it used to be Corkon I mean Colton. |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | Yes, he believes that no one should ever take a shit unless at their own home and it is rude and disrespectful to shit at someone’s house unless you are staying 24 hours and any less he ends friendships over. |
GhandhiLion
11.04.21 | https://riotseasonrecords.bandcamp.com/album/concerns
here's some music |
Colton
11.04.21 | I never said I end friendships over it. I just said I wouldn't invite them back again. I have plenty of friends I wouldn't want coming over |
sixdegrees
11.04.21 | you're a fucking weirdo hope this helps |
Colton
11.04.21 | honestly 9/10 times when ppl shit at your place it's some weird kind of power move attempt, and I don't think it's virtuous to let ppl do shit like that just for the sake of being "courteous" or whatever you wanna call it. apparently this is weird to most people on here but that is what I was always taught growing up and it's never been an issue so |
Ryus
11.04.21 | |
sixdegrees
11.04.21 | absolutely bizarre |
Frost15
11.04.21 | lol This thread is becoming diamond level laughs! |
evilford
11.04.21 | Colton is a walking meme at this point |
evilford
11.04.21 | Anyways I already lost this challenge w/e |
conesmoke
11.04.21 | TIL about power shits |
YoYoMancuso
11.04.21 | Biggles i’m expecting this same energy for destroy dick december |
Koris
11.04.21 | "lol This thread is becoming diamond level laughs!"
Agreed |
LeddSledd
11.04.21 | Colton what |
Jasdevi087
11.04.21 | colton wipes his ass after farting |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | 😂😂😂😂 |
Koris
11.04.21 | But he probably doesn't wipe after dumping
Man, I love how mature this thread is :D |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | That would be a lot of crossing swords trying to jerk yourself off. Hopefully you can just bend down and suck your own dick instead. Tho in that case you wouldn’t need to bend cuz you have dick fingers… |
chemicalmarriage
11.04.21 | Holy shit he doesnt wipe after dumping that's fucking hilarious.
He probably just puts peanut butter in his butthole and around the taint to fool people from knowing he doesnt wipe his ass. But not in November! |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | So Corkon how often do you hold a shit in because the mood isn’t right? |
chemicalmarriage
11.04.21 | The trick is to peanut butter around the taint without getting it on your balls |
chemicalmarriage
11.04.21 | Have you ever gone to petland with peanut butter smeared on your taint and played with the puppies |
Storm In A Teacup
11.04.21 | I have never done that…with clothes on! |
Colton
11.04.21 | how much self control do you have to lack to not even be able to control when you expel waste. as if it's something that just happens to you randomly and you have no influence on it. instead of having a shred of accountability you rely on others around you to deal with it on your behalf. and people are so lazy nowadays that they view that as normal, and me as the weird one |
sixdegrees
11.04.21 | you are a freak |
veninblazer
11.04.21 | being that i'm not a guy, i declare myself exempt |
Jasdevi087
11.04.21 | we fuckin with no shit september fellas? |
sixdegrees
11.04.21 | hello graham |
ReefaJones
11.04.21 | Colton rides a horse with both legs over one side |
Keyblade
11.04.21 | what would the end goal of such a power move be? take over your lease? |
JohnnyoftheWell
11.04.21 | "Biggles i’m expecting this same energy for destroy dick december"
first intelligent comment itt nice1 yolo |
LeddSledd
11.04.21 | no wipe november comin up |
Koris
11.05.21 | "Colton rides a horse with both legs over one side"
You mean like Spongebob did in the seahorse episode? |
Storm In A Teacup
11.05.21 | “being that i'm not a guy, i declare myself exempt“
Oh bullshit, you still are jerking your dick off. Same thing. |
Storm In A Teacup
11.05.21 | “Colton rides a horse with both legs over one side”
Reasonable assumption. |
Frost15
11.05.21 | "no wipe november comin up"
Oh no, please no... |
Egarran
11.05.21 | As an act of rebellion I shall nut as much as humanly possible |
Demon of the Fall
11.05.21 | 'honestly 9/10 times when ppl shit at your place it's some weird kind of power move attempt, and I don't think it's virtuous to let ppl do shit like that just for the sake of being "courteous" or whatever you wanna call it. apparently this is weird to most people on here but that is what I was always taught growing up and it's never been an issue so'
wtf? On a couple of occasions I have done this and admittedly it was very satisfying indeed, although it certainly wasn't a 'power move' lol. |
JefferyBigglestein2
11.05.21 | to be honest i got high as fuck posted this and then forgot i posted this |
JefferyBigglestein2
11.05.21 | some of yall moan loudly when you masturbate just sayin. you know who you are. |
Egarran
11.05.21 | So you're a puritan. |
TheSonomaDude
11.08.21 | i do no-nut all year and only masturbate in november, pure chad move |
Frost15
11.08.21 | Hahaha, Chad move indeed |
Koris
12.23.21 | How’s everyone’s Destroy Dick December been going? |
