Butkuiss
07.23.23 | Solid 3-4 for me, maybe 5 if I have too many coffees, a hard workout and a big dinner |
Hawks
07.23.23 | 17.5 |
bellovddd
07.23.23 | 2-3 times a day. But i go to the toilet at least once a hour at work and sit there 'pooing' but in reality i am on here talking. |
Butkuiss
07.23.23 | Whacking off isn’t a bowel movement, Hawks |
Hawks
07.23.23 | Oh ok then 2. |
Koris
07.23.23 | About 3-4 a day |
CaliggyJack
07.23.23 | Bout 2-3
Currently on the shitter right now. Lookin like a good one today boys.
EDIT: never mind it was diarrhea |
Butkuiss
07.24.23 | My condolences, jack |
parksungjoon
07.24.23 | kuiss u dig this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz6lFm26vNQ |
pizzamachine
07.24.23 | List is the shit m/ |
Butkuiss
07.24.23 | @park It is a Monday morning and I am nowhere near as munted as I’d need to be to get mad into super techy/neuro cuts but yeah this is sick, some nice sound design happening |
bellovddd
07.24.23 | ive got a mate who can go days without pooing. If i go one day i'm in trouble. shits wack |
MeatSalad
07.24.23 | Sometimes 0, sometimes 5. Having butt problems is constant chaos |
bellovddd
07.24.23 | if i eat anything within 30mins i gotta be on the dunny. makes road trips interesting. |
Butkuiss
07.24.23 | Yeah a mate of mine is a TV cameraman who is always on the road, eating junk and he reckons he only goes once every three days.
Heinous. |
parksungjoon
07.24.23 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=199480 |
YoYoMancuso
07.24.23 | 2 per year |
Observer
07.24.23 | 5 shits. I eat 2lbs of carrots every day. I have the best tan of all time tbh |
EyesWideShut
07.24.23 | toilet paper, baby wipes. bidet or back of hand ?? |
MetalMarcJK
07.24.23 | Tie: 2-3 and 17.5 |
MetalMarcJK
07.24.23 | #2 is #1 |
bellovddd
07.24.23 | toilet paper, baby wipes. bidet or back of hand ??
socks are always a good option if you have nothing else |
el_newg
07.24.23 | 0.5 |
pizzamachine
07.24.23 | I sit I shit I sat I shat I pitter pat pat |
ToSmokMuzyki
07.24.23 | everyone rate your shits
5=solid sleek shit that causes no pain only relief
4.5=mostly solid shit still no pain
4=respectable turd tho some discoloration
3.5=adequate shit gets you through the day without complaints
3=somewhat inconvenient shit that takes more wiping than preferred
2.5=semi liquidity shit with the possibility of splashing back up at your ass but at least its quick
2=messy sporadic turds that strain the haemorrhoids from sitting too long
1.5=is that my anus or a soda dispenser
1=you dont talk about this embarrassment with even your spouse. see a doctor |
bellovddd
07.24.23 | sometimes 3 - but mostly 1 yo. I dont even wanna know whats going on I'm just accepting i'll probably die doing a shit. |
RogueNine
07.24.23 | Lol Lloyd said what I was going to say. |
rockarollacola
07.24.23 | I have constipation issues. So I'm lucky if I have a day. |
Butkuiss
07.24.23 | Finally, the reason why rockarollacola is so grouchy all the time. It was constipation all along. |
botb
07.24.23 | List needs sea of shit and shitstorm |
botb
07.24.23 | Real question here is which of you are chad folders and which of you are barbaric crumplers |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.24.23 | also Government - Shitshitshit [japanese death poem]
ideal shit rate is like 1.7 times per day but i am open to negotiation. eat more fibre yanks |
Butkuiss
07.24.23 | I’m on my 4th for the day rn, post dinner poo, can confirm it was a little hard to get out but a full solid one wipe champion.
I fold, of course. |
CaliggyJack
07.24.23 | Folder here
Ex-crumpler |
ConcubinaryCode
07.24.23 | My high score is 7 |
MisogynysticTryhard
07.24.23 | .50
Worked with a guy that said he took 1 dump a week. Wildest SHIT I’ve ever heard |
SomeCallMeTim
07.24.23 | 2 - 3 in the morning, sometimes one later on |
Butkuiss
07.24.23 | Holding in my morning poo at the moment cause I woke up late and had a teams meeting pray for me |
bellovddd
07.24.23 | i just had a coffee - the waiting game commences. |
Butkuiss
07.25.23 | Meeting is running overtime I got my leg bouncing under the table this is getting stressssful |
bellovddd
07.25.23 | the coffee has already won out over here
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Butkuiss
07.25.23 | Oh my god sweet relief finally I thought I was going to die. |
bellovddd
07.25.23 | best feeling in the world. |
ArsMoriendi
07.25.23 | Once usually, towards the morning |
Butkuiss
07.25.23 | I would’ve thought you’d spend more time on the John, Arse |
CugnoBrasso
07.25.23 | It largely depends on my opioid addiction |
Demon of the Fall
07.25.23 | 'Worked with a guy that said he took 1 dump a week. Wildest SHIT I’ve ever heard'
weirdest thing is that you were listening. Do you pile into the gents together when nature strikes? What if the adjacent cubicle is occupied? Do you bring a tape recorder? I need answers |
unclereich
07.28.23 | once a night. more than twice is mental. I never poop in public either. only have once in my life. |
normaloctagon
07.28.23 | 8
And I’m praying for you b boy |
Demon of the Fall
07.28.23 | I don't poo in public... I usually at least close the door, unless I'm feeling dangerous |
Storm In A Teacup
07.28.23 | Yeah i would never poop in public. |
Storm In A Teacup
07.28.23 | Ill drive 10 miles home first |
Storm In A Teacup
07.28.23 | If i had an office job/job in one location that would change things. |
Storm In A Teacup
07.28.23 | But thankfully even when working i still have home as an option. |
Demon of the Fall
07.28.23 | I enjoy a good work dump, no way could I wait till I got home (especially post-coffee) |
unclereich
07.28.23 | yea ive somehow managed-even with severe stomach issues-to only have had one public emergency and had to shit at school. that was 11 years ago tho. I can hold a shit for over a week. |
Butkuiss
07.28.23 | Pooping in a portaloo at the site office is always a traumatic experience |
Demon of the Fall
07.28.23 | yeah portaloos are a different matter entirely, I avoid them like the plague |
Butkuiss
07.28.23 | Y’all ever get padlocked into a portaloo from the outside? Life changing event |
unclereich
07.28.23 | is portaloo an overseas term for porta potty? I won't even piss in one of those |
CugnoBrasso
07.28.23 | If you're camping in the Czech Republic 10 miles from the Polish border, you have no choice but to shit in a forest and use leaves to wipe your ass. |
unclereich
07.28.23 | no problem with me so long as I am not in a public restroom. ive camped all over the west coast and shit in many a forest. |
CugnoBrasso
07.28.23 | A guy I used to know in college was famous for having uncontrolled attacks of diarrhea.
He used to jog with my roommate, he would come over, pick up my roommate and go jogging. They usually came back together and they drank a beer in my living room, but sometimes my roommate came back alone, and when I asked him "where's Phil" he would answer "He's still in the forest", and we all knew what it meant. |
unclereich
07.28.23 | probably had ibs or something more serious. diarrhea is never normal. had iron bowels my whole life then one night when I was 21 I was drinking a beer and literally shit my pants. I was at a big house party and the girl of my dreams was there. thankfully I got rid of the evidence quickly. there was an old dog there that I blamed the smell on. tho it kept happening for months thereafter so I went to the doc and they said no more gluten and btw you have ibs |
claygurnz
07.28.23 | I'll never understand people who won't shit in public, just get on with it man. Ain't no way I'm feeling uncomfortable and holding it until I get home lol |
Butkuiss
07.28.23 | Someone shit on my driveway one early morning last week. It was actually the catalyst for this list. I thought it was dogshit at first but it was covered in wadded up subway napkins which I later sorta realised had been used to wipe afterwards, and it was of a far looser consistency than most dog feces I’ve seen. Still no clue if one of the neighbours has a secret vendetta against me (we’ve had no run-ins) or someone just had a bad attack of the runner’s trots at 5am, but was still pretty traumatic to start my day with. |
unclereich
07.28.23 | @clay, ive been doing it so long I never have to go in public. my body doesn't really get an urge to poop until im home. |
CugnoBrasso
07.28.23 | I've got some juicy shit-related stories from college, somebody even took a shit and vomited right out of out apartment door once. We found out the morning after and we didn't know what to do, we called the concierge and he suggested we poured vinegar on the fitted carpet to "neutralize the excrement" (direct quotation). I called my mom and she advised against it, since it would make the carpet even harder to clean. I ended up simply buying a perfume to cover it and eventually somebody took care of it. |
unclereich
07.28.23 | @butkiss sounds like an average night in San Francisco.
@cungo I could read these all night that is fucking hilarious. the vinegar bit is something right out of curb your enthusiasm.
here's one ive shared many times: I was at the local grocery store with my mom and brother. I was maybe 8 years old; we were getting some film developed. this massive woman with a sundress on walks in, drys her feet off on the mat in front of the door and drops a shit the size of a basketball on the mat and then walks out. I got the attention of my mom and the worker at the counter. no one could believe what just happened but before anyone could do anything a dude walked in and stepped in it. it must have gone up to the middle of his calf. they called the cops which in hindsight is hilarious because wtf are they going to do? just a surreal experience. |
Butkuiss
07.28.23 | That is a horrific story |
ToSmokMuzyki
07.28.23 | peeware the poopey monster |
Deathconscious
07.29.23 | I could shit once a day three or four days in a row, and then skip a day or two. Its unpredictable. |