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| SPUTNIKMAFIA GAME 1 RECAP/GAME 2 PLANNING
We finished SPUTNIKMAFIA Game 1 on Discord. I ran the show (did not play), and the loose theme was Sputnikmusic Users Take Manhattan, on Acid. See results and game log below. | 1 | | Dirt Buyer Dirt Buyer
Players:
kompys (“THE COLTON,” MAFIA, WASTED DAY 3)
ffs (“THE SILENTPOTATO,” MAFIA, WASTED DAY 2)
Pot (“THE GYROMANIA,” MAFIA, WASTED DAY 4)
Ars (“THE JOHNNY,” VILLAGER, KILLED BY MAFIA NIGHT 1)
Pizza (“THE SOWING,” COP, LIVED TO THE END)
Zac (“THE RYUS,” VILLAGER, KILLED BY MAFIA NIGHT 4)
Shar (“THE JOM,” DOCTOR, LIVED TO THE END)
Snake (“THE PHEROMONE,” VILLAGER, KILLED BY MAFIA NIGHT 3)
Ava (“THE EVILFORD,” VILLAGER, LIVED TO THE END)
Storm (“THE STORM IN A TEACUP,” VILLAGER, LIVED TO THE END)
Johnny (“THE TRIFOLIUM,” VILLAGER, WASTED DAY 1)
Squiggly (“THE PANGEA,” VILLAGER, KILLED BY MAFIA NIGHT 2) | 2 | | Godcaster Godcaster
POSTGAME AWARDS:
MVP (must come from winning team): He had the loudest role, the most luck, the biggest presence, the most annoying sneer. But from locking on to ffs for his N1 investigation to his smart circumnavigation throughout the game of trolling and honest strategy, I think this award can fairly go to our COP (and Mayor), **pizzamachine**. Runner-up is our DOCTOR Shar, the John Wayne to Pizza’s Marlon Brando, shunted to a less interesting place by the limitations of his role but so solidly himself. Storm did well but popped off too frequently with wrong ideas to win MVP. That said Pizza did elect Kompy D1 like a bozo. | 3 | | The Pipettes We Are The Pipettes
SOUS CHEF (can come from either team): What I’m watching right now is incredible from MAFIA member **Pot**. I feel like he got stronger and stronger throughout the game—by his admission, his first ever—and his Day 4, the one that just ended, was really well played for the ridiculous position he was in, even if it ultimately led to a Waste. Dude was dealt the opposite of Pizza’s hand and played it like a pro. Pot talked a lot, but he knew people would expect him to talk a lot, and he ultimately wielded the familiar “strategy” as a strength, and got out of some sticky situations. | 4 | | RAH Band Going Up
MOST MYSTERIOUS: Gotta have an award for the guy who barely posted: **Zac** the VILLAGER. | 5 | | Kraftwerk The Man-Machine
WILD CARD: **Kompys** posted their role as MAFIA like 40 seconds into the game! In a sufficiently confusing manner, but still! Wild! | 6 | | Ween Pure Guava
NIGHT 1:
Shar (JOM/DOCTOR) protects Pizzamachine (SOWING/COP)
Pizza (SOWING/COP) investigates ffs (MAFIA)
Pot/Kompys/ffs (MAFIA) kill ArsMoriendi (VILLAGER)
ARS DIES
DAY 1:
Johnny (VILLAGER) elects Storm (VILLAGER)
Pot (MAFIA) elects pizza (COP)
Storm (VILLAGER) elects Pizza (COP)
Kompys (MAFIA) elects Pizza (COP)
Pizza (COP) elects Kompy (MAFIA)
Shar (DOCTOR) elects Pizza (COP)
Zac (VILLAGER) elects Pizza (COP)
Squiggly (VILLAGER) elects Pizza (COP)
Snake (VILLAGER) elects Kompys (MAFIA)
Avagantamos (VILLAGER) elects ffs (MAFIA)
ffs (MAFIA) elects Pizza (COP)
Shar (DOCTOR) Wastes Storm (VILLAGER)
Storm (VILLAGER) Wastes johnny (VILLAGER)
Pizza (COP) wastes Johnny (VILLAGER)
Johnny (VILLAGER) wastes snake (VILLAGER)
Snake (VILLAGER) wastes Johnny (VILLAGER)
ffs (MAFIA) wastes Snake (VILLAGER)
Squiggly (VILLAGER) wastes Johnny (VILLAGER)
Pot (MAFIA) wastes Johnny (VILLAGER)
JOHNNY DIES; PIZZA ELECTED MAYOR | 7 | | Oneohtrix Point Never Returnal
NIGHT 2:
Shar (DOCTOR) protects Pizza (COP)
Pizza (COP) investigates Snake (VILLAGER)
ffs/Pot/Kompy (MAFIA) kill Squiggly (VILLAGER)
SQUIGGLY DIES
DAY 2:
ffs (MAFIA) wastes pizza (COP)
Snake (VILLAGER) wastes ffs (MAFIA)
Pizza (COP) wastes ffs (MAFIA)
Shar (DOCTOR) wastes ffs (MAFIA)
Zac (VILLAGER) wastes ffs (MAFIA)
Storm (VILLAGER) wastes Snake (VILLAGER)
Kompys (MAFIA) wastes ffs (MAFIA)
Pot (MAFIA) wastes ffs (MAFIA)
Ava (VILLAGER) wastes ffs (MAFIA)
FFS DIES | 8 | | Gene Clark White Light
NIGHT 3:
pizza (COP) investigates Storm (VILLAGER)
Pot/kompys (MAFIA) kill snake
Shar (DOCTOR) protects Pizza (COP)
SNAKE DIES
DAY 3:
Pot (MAFIA) wastes kompy (MAFIA)
Shar (DOCTOR) wastes kompy (MAFIA)
Storm (VILLAGER) wastes kompy (MAFIA)
Pizza (COP) wastes Kompy (MAFIA)
Kompy (MAFIA) wastes Zac (VILLAGER)
Zac (VILLAGER) wastes Kompy (MAFIA)
Ava (VILLAGER) wastes Kompy (MAFIA)
KOMPYS DIES | 9 | | Decrepit Birth Axis Mundi
NIGHT 4:
Pot (MAFIA) kills Zac (VILLAGER)
Pizza (COP) investigates Pot (MAFIA)
Shar (DOCTOR) protects Pizza (COP)
ZAC DIES
DAY 4:
Pot (MAFIA) wastes Shar (DOCTOR)
Storm (VILLAGER) wastes Shar (DOCTOR)
Ava (VILLAGER) wastes Pot (MAFIA)
Pizza (COP) wastes Pot (MAFIA)
Shar (DOCTOR) wastes Pot (MAFIA)
POT DIES
VILLAGERS WIN | 10 | | Decrepit Birth Diminishing Between Worlds
Thanks for playing, everyone! Ideas for Game 2? | |
robertsona
08.02.23 | Bing bong! | robertsona
08.02.23 | Here’s an example of the kind of story I told between day and night periods, though this was the setup, before N1 even began:
Robertsona sat sockless shoeless and sad on the edge of the black leather couch in his Manhattan apartment, known as Cubist Castle, lonely as an eyesore, wondering where the days the years went. “Where went they,” he turned to his roommate ArsMoriendi, “the years, the days?”
“What are you talking about?” ArsMoriendi cocked his head slightly and looked at his friend, his one true roommate, with the sad eyes of a mother looking at her beloved son in the deepest K-hole of his life.
“Oh, the fame, the fortune, it means nothing to me!” Robertsona cried to the ceiling fan. “What fame?” ArsMoriendi wondered aloud. “What fortune?” he wondered a few seconds later.
Then he remembered: Robertsona wasn’t just his roommate anymore; he was his famous roommate, with extra quirked up white boy sauce lathered on by the rousing success of his harrowing memoir CRYING IN CUBIST CASTLE. But man got a little too saucy with it and was deep into weed, acid, Zombie Dust (American Pale Ale), and quaaludes. He also spent half his fortune flying 12 of his favorite Sputnikmusic users, first class, to Jonathan F. Kennedino Airport. Cubist Castle was tiny and only had one couch, and the couch was set at a curve that was thoroughly unpleasant to sleep on, but no matter. Suddenly, 12 knocks at the door. The door opened without Robertsona or ArsMoriendi opening in. Swiftly therefrom poured in Storm in a Teacup, Johnny, Colton, Pots, Trif, Pang, Ryus, Gyroman, Big Man Jom, Ford, Phero, and of course SowingSeason. | robertsona
08.02.23 | “Ahhhhh” said sowing “im soooooo hubgry 🥴” so arsmoriendi gave him his famous spagheti “wow its so good” said sowing “Okay folks the facts are that I have a gun in my pocket and you all have to take five tabs of acid right now or else I’ll shoot you” “oh my goooooood” said sowing with a big popcorn bowl’s worth of Ars’ famous spagett in his mouth.
Robertsona took out his gun and said “I’ve been meaning to do this for a long time” and shot ryus in the leg “that’s for not having discord and not even getting it even when I asked really nicely” and it was clear he was deadly serious. Ryus was fine though, and they all evenly split the 60 tabs of acid. Ok said Bob who didn’t take any acid Let’s go look at some medieval paintings at the cloisters and hang out in the big park. It’s a fifteen minute walk away. Jared is going to stay home and perfect his spaghetti technique.
And off they went into the night. It was so dark that the museum was sure not to be open, and someone was sure to die…or not?
NIGHT 1 BEGINS | robertsona
08.02.23 | Ok discuss | ffs
08.02.23 | this was real fun and sona was a great host. recommend | pizzamachine
08.02.23 | Most smartest player: pizzamachine
GG everyone | robertsona
08.02.23 | For what it’s worth, this game (12 players—probably fewer than next time; probably quicker paced than your average 12er anyways as well) ran a week and a day in real time | Storm In A Teacup
08.02.23 | Great fun thank you sona | Azazzel
08.02.23 | yo dope sounds fun.
There's a great Mafia/Werewolf game premise in 'Raging Loop' one of the few visual novels that're actually worth reading for not being full of maladjusted b/s and respects your time with churning plot engine writing. Cursed village in rural Japan with Werewolf ritual, good stuff. | robertsona
08.02.23 | oh fwiw the mayor broke ties or whatever. Never necessary this game | ArsMoriendi
08.02.23 | As the person who suggested mayor for last games, my top 2 suggested roles are:
Lookout (villager who chooses to watch one person at night, can see who visits that person (gets to know username, but not role) (will require one mafia member to be the delegated visitor whenever they make a kill)
Hunter (if this this villager is killed during the day, he is allowed to take someone down with him) | JohnnyoftheWell
08.02.23 | I LOVED DYING IN THIS was a whole lot of fun and really well hosted, bring on that next round bring it!!! | pizzamachine
08.02.23 | Sorry 4 killing you. Robert did an amazing job, even on the fly! | PotsyTater
08.02.23 | Just gonna place my day 1 vote for next game early here
Waste PIZZA | pizzamachine
08.02.23 | Haha XD | Squiggly
08.02.23 | I had such a blast watching the mayhem unfold as a ghost. Kudos to sona for the writing & refereeing. Pizza’s identity was truly a mystery throughout the entire thing. GG | Storm In A Teacup
08.02.23 | "Pizza’s identity was truly a mystery throughout the entire thing"
Bro what | pizzamachine
08.02.23 | Moar like open and visible 4 all 2 see | Kompys2000
08.02.23 | Hiding in plain sight ...
This was so cool can't wait to do one where I don't immediately fuck myself | PotsyTater
08.02.23 | We really should have kept squiggly…. | Squiggly
08.03.23 | Lmao | robertsona
08.03.23 | I think we’ll prob have 15 or so for Game 2 (4 mafia 11 villagers)
Who up
Who’s got a theme for Game 2 that won’t confuse people as much as this did (read: nearly any theme) | pizzamachine
08.03.23 | I feel like make a new list maybe | Storm In A Teacup
08.03.23 | 15 with 4 mafia would be cool | robertsona
08.03.23 | I’m not yet ready to “introduce” Game 2 I think so I’ll let this one cool off | pizzamachine
08.03.23 | cool | PotsyTater
08.03.23 | I am definitely playing game 2, no rush tho
I assure you all I am not mafia this time | PotsyTater
08.03.23 | Bob I strongly would love to see a slasher themed game 2. | PotsyTater
08.03.23 | Various slasher film icons for mafia perhaps, for villagers the role titles could be swapped out for things like “final girl” etc idk | robertsona
11.23.23 | Might be down to try a Game 2 over my break, or someone else could. Would prob need a helper building roles. We’ll see tho, just an idea | ToSmokMuzyki
11.23.23 | i am the dragon | robertsona
11.28.23 | Break is like Dec 21-Jan 8 | ArsMoriendi
11.29.23 | I’d be down | robertsona
04.07.24 | Game 2? |
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