ToSmokMuzyki
10.18.23 | CMON BTICHES I NEED A REC FOR TOMORROW SHOW ME YOUR BEST WORST DAD METAL |
Pikazilla
10.18.23 | twilight force, band literally records while farting and inhaling all of that air |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.18.23 | not a butt metal band and naturally i have discog'd try again nobuttzilla |
pizzamachine
10.18.23 | Ra - From One |
Hawks
10.18.23 | Rexoria - Imperial Dawn |
evilford
10.18.23 | Twilight force [2] |
pizzamachine
10.18.23 | Ra is the butt metalliest band |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.18.23 | pizza it doesnt look like butt but i'll take it
already rated hawks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ford :| |
Zac124
10.18.23 | I suppose the new Avatar album is butt metal. They have better albums but that one is the closest butt metal I think. Tbh, I am not 100% sure what it is lol. |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.18.23 | this is a sad list so far so we'll find out together |
CamiloG
10.18.23 | “band literally records while farting and inhaling all of that air”
Lol, underrated comment |
evilford
10.18.23 | Uhhh idk, modern Staind |
Hawks
10.18.23 | Fuck hold on let me get another one. |
Spec
10.18.23 | The Confession- Requiem |
Hawks
10.18.23 | Deadlock - Wolves |
evilford
10.18.23 | Actually, I'm gonna go with Five Finger Death Punch. Final answer.
My son digs them for some reason. I'm trying to steer him in the direction of dm and thrash and whatnot, and it's working to some degree but he still likes 5FDP |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.18.23 | ok perhaps i need to clarify i mean actual metal that is clearly grown from classic butt |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.18.23 | also i discogd ffdp |
MetalMarcJK
10.19.23 | Trixter - self-titled (1990) |
artiswar
10.19.23 | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) O=======8
that's my portrait of Smok. |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.19.23 | marc knows what i want bb |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.19.23 | nearly accurate art, just have to add a few more = |
Havey
10.19.23 | galneryus is prob the cheesiest band i know, but do they truly butt, if it's an anime butt? |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.19.23 | no they go full power n i have discog'd already anyway |
MetalMarcJK
10.19.23 | Smok, why are you doing this to yourself? HAHAHAHAHA! |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.19.23 | bc i need more butt metal in my life wym |
MetalMarcJK
10.19.23 | LOL! |
MetalMarcJK
10.19.23 | KISS - Crazy Nights |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.19.23 | already discog'd kiss n u only get 1 rec unless the date gets too close to the last rec |
MetalMarcJK
10.19.23 | Copy that. I’ll keep my eye on this thread. May you get the most buttrockingest recommendations that this site has ever seen! |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.19.23 | i sure as hell hope so! |
el_newg
10.19.23 | black tide first album i forgot what its called
the one that has WARRIORS OF TIME |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.19.23 | looks about right |
pizzamachine
10.19.23 | I gave you rock based metal my work is done |
garas
10.19.23 | You asked for it... It's not "rock-based" though, but the cheesiest one I could find.
Power Paladin - With the Magic of Windfyre Steel |
ffs
10.19.23 | grailknights - return to castle grailskull |
budgie
10.19.23 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE8xGTkXcqc |
Hawks
10.19.23 | "Oct 23 by Hawks (how the balls is this buttmetal?)"
Just jam it u cok gobbler holy shit. |
cycosynner
10.19.23 | The new Red album (Rated R) is probably a good contender. |
IsisScript80
10.19.23 | "Oct 21 Rec by Ford (tho it also doesnt look like buttmetal)"
?
Would've thought Staind epitomises it.
Not generally a realm where I'd sit through an album willingly. I'd reckon stuff with WWE vibes... Godsmack, Hellyeah (I believe... never played a thing of theirs)... and one specific '90s Megadeth song that's an undoubted guilty pleasure of mine called "Crush 'Em" (plus major Butt bonus points, IMO, for both being on the OST for some 'Universal Soldier' sequel, AND for having JCVD in the video). |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.19.23 | @pizzayou gave me alt rock boi
@garas looks pretty sweet tho that avg is concerning i'll add it
@ffs another more pm it seems but also holy shit that looks like a must listen |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.19.23 | @budgie https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QqbjkUMYKQY
@hawks :| |
pizzamachine
10.19.23 | Your ears are broken smok |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.19.23 | your pizza is too greasy |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.19.23 | @cyco more like more alt rock but added
@isis dunno never listened js doesnt look like it. gonna go with hellyeah debut since ive never listened either. "song primarily as a hockey theme and said that he was "sick of hearing Gary Glitter's 'Rock and Roll Part 2' every time someone scored a goal" gotta say its a flex to hate someones song so much you write your own and that gets played instead sometimes |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.20.23 | GIMME MOAR BUTT |
budgie
10.20.23 | are yo uactually gonna jam 11 i would b thrilled |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.20.23 | obv yes thats what this is all about u see me updatin dont u |
budgie
10.20.23 | can u add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVQO3GHWlbI for halloween |
budgie
10.20.23 | II AAAM STROOOOOONGGERRR THAN EEEVIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL
and add https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stk4FS_OKuE for october 32 |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.20.23 | will do need to fill out october at least
marc if u got another rec i'll add it now since this site LACKS THE BALLS TO BUTT |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.20.23 | already rated that witchfynde ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
budgie
10.20.23 | such a good'un |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.21.23 | pretty garbo recs so far |
budgie
10.21.23 | SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET DREEEAM MAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.21.23 | cant wait for the 28th |
budgie
10.21.23 | luckily i dont have to wait a week to listen to that masterpiece |
Kompys2000
10.21.23 | Yo peep switched- subject to change |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.21.23 | looks like another poseur rec but added |
budgie
10.21.23 | death 2 posers |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.21.23 | donate death recs to poseurs nao |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.21.23 | U TELLIN ME THERES ONLY ENOUGH BUTT FOR OCTOBER?!?!?!?! |
budgie
10.21.23 | dust hard attack |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.22.23 | nothing too spectacular yet besides my rec to myself but spec is in the lead |
Havey
10.22.23 | stormbringer - stealer of souls
pure win |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.22.23 | shit could be |
budgie
10.22.23 | hurry upppppppppppp |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.22.23 | ????????? |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.23.23 | ffs hawks |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.23.23 | at least tomorrows rec is DEFINITELY butt metal |
el_newg
10.23.23 | if you open for more, Taking Dawn - Time to Burn should be butt metally if memory serves |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.23.23 | merci monsieur cest correct |
Chippe
10.23.23 | When you are done with your list there should be room for some christmas spirit: X-mas project: Bangin round the x-mas tree |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.23.23 | nah next is the butt hair challenge |
Hawks
10.23.23 | Fuck off cock boy. |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.23.23 | i wish there WAS some COCK in that rec |
Hawks
10.23.23 | Doesn't need it. M/// |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.23.23 | well it needed some BUTT at least this is the BUTT METAL challenge |
Hawks
10.23.23 | Ur butt. |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.23.23 | :| |
necropig
10.23.23 | Timeless miracle - into the enchanted chamber |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.23.23 | looks like full power than butt but added |
necropig
10.23.23 | It'll make you want to sing out your butt |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.23.23 | heres hoping |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.24.23 | FINALLY something with some BUTT!! |
budgie
10.24.23 | you wake up so early |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.24.23 | u wake up so late lazy ass |
budgie
10.24.23 | omg i was up at 6 thirty |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.24.23 | pathetic |
TheManMachine
10.24.23 | ah that power paladin is a forgotten jam but i wouldn't label it butt |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.24.23 | a lot of these so far havent been butt so how about YOU give me some butt instead of doing my job and critiquing what is and isnt butt |
TheManMachine
10.24.23 | how about GZR - Ohmwork
geezer BUTTler hope that's butt enough |
TheManMachine
10.24.23 | also damn yankees s/t |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.24.23 | looks like regular butt instead of metal butt but we'll find out |
cycosynner
10.24.23 | K Imma try again. Drowning Pool — Strike A Nerve |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.24.23 | godammit no dp is nudecore |
cycosynner
10.24.23 | ...what in holy fuck is nudecore |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.24.23 | :| |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.25.23 | even if it is pure power metal excited for tomorrows rec |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.26.23 | YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN
power paladin was pure win |
budgie
10.26.23 | omg its only the 25th slow down |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.26.23 | fly over a couple time zones btich |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.26.23 | and a couple days ago u said hurry up so wtf |
budgie
10.26.23 | slow DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN this is a 25 |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.26.23 | I HAVE THE NEED FOR SPEED |
budgie
10.26.23 | how is blood mountain butt metal |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.26.23 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=86973&page=164#comments |
budgie
10.26.23 | hummmm intereting......... |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.26.23 | is there any more butt in the world |
TheManMachine
10.26.23 | blood mountain is a little butt but pretty top tier butt |
Havey
10.26.23 | brocas helm - into battle |
budgie
10.26.23 | into battle fucking RULES |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.26.23 | seems legit |
necropig
10.26.23 | Surprising Assück haven't been mention as they are butt slurpers |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.26.23 | bc thats ass metal not butt metal save it for that list |
necropig
10.26.23 | I have much to learn |
budgie
10.26.23 | so slowww |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.27.23 | todays rec was great
YOURE UP BUDGIE BOIIII |
ffs
10.27.23 | yeah its extremely cringe and objectively terrible so i thought you would dig it |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.27.23 | only insecure metal noobs can say such things |
budgie
10.27.23 | crystal friggin knight time baby |
budgie
10.28.23 | well well well |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.28.23 | TODAY IS THE DAY FRIENDS |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.28.23 | still need 16 more butts |
budgie
10.28.23 | sweeeeeeeeet dreeam maaakeeeeeeeeeer |
budgie
10.28.23 | oh have you heard xcalibur warriors of the night |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.28.23 | i wish i had |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.30.23 | todays rec garbo as expected |
Havey
11.03.23 | it's time for trv |
budgie
11.03.23 | s,pl doed |
Hawks
11.03.23 | Damn I gotta jam 10 lol. |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.06.23 | i should get back to this. nice week off |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.06.23 | sum great lookin shit to catch up on |
Flugmorph
11.06.23 | now thats some real metal right there |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.06.23 | it would be if half u ppl new what butt metal was |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.06.23 | gimme sum butt flug. whats the first album u think of covered in castles and shirtless men? |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.07.23 | AND WE HAVE BUTT METAL |
Havey
11.07.23 | buttsterpiece incoming |
budgie
11.07.23 | protobutt love it |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.08.23 | LET THE WORLD KNOW HAVEY HAS A NICE BUTT |
Havey
11.08.23 | it's true! |
Flugmorph
11.08.23 | idk smok gloryhammer i guess, i don't really listen to that kinda stuff much. |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.08.23 | i have discogged gloryhammer u cant tell me u cant think of sum butt u once embarrassingly put down and forgot u ever listened to |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.09.23 | necro again with the pure win rec |
el_newg
11.09.23 | seems like you were looking for cheesy trad metal, not heavier butt rock |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.09.23 | i am lol wym |
MetalMarcJK
11.09.23 | KISS - Crazy Nights |
MetalMarcJK
11.09.23 | LMAO at Protobutt |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.09.23 | u literally recd me that before and i said ive discogged lmao |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.09.23 | WE ARE OFFICIALLY CAUGHT UP BUTT METAL MANIACS |
necropig
11.09.23 | I am the butt |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.09.23 | no u gave me postbutt which while i appreciate it, i do, is not butt and we're looking for butt here |
random
11.09.23 | Saving Abel |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.09.23 | also is anyone going to fill me up for november or am i gonna fill it with all the manowar i havent listened to |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.09.23 | now that is sum butt |
Havey
11.09.23 | cloven hoof - dominator |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.09.23 | hehe i love cloven hooves |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.11.23 | any more smelly or freshly wiped butts |
budgie
11.11.23 | glacier - vendetta
(usa - or) tag |
budgie
11.11.23 | restlesss we waaait in the niiiiight
hiiiding away from the liiight so WATCH OUT! |
budgie
11.11.23 | you should just remove johnny's rec, his presence on this list makes it unrad |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.11.23 | that wouldnt be fair to all the other unrad recs |
budgie
11.11.23 | you know maybe the eps just a s/t and im a retard |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.11.23 | yes |
Kompys2000
11.11.23 | I thought of a more fitting rec and then didn't give it to you out of spite jsyk |
budgie
11.11.23 | what a dicke |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.11.23 | ok douche |
budgie
11.12.23 | 1.5 for blood mtn is just not right |
Havey
11.12.23 | too high agreed
brocas time |
budgie
11.12.23 | MORTAL OR DEMON YOUD BEST BEWAAARE |
Havey
11.13.23 | |
budgie
11.13.23 | u have work 2 to |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.13.23 | u have butts 2 sniff |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.15.23 | while we're at it need more iron butt as well |
Havey
11.16.23 | demon bitch - death is hanging
lofi butt |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.16.23 | now thats some real shit |
Hawks
11.16.23 | Demon Bitch slayz holy fuck jamming ahrd right now. M/// |
Havey
11.16.23 | demen bitch M//// |
Hawks
11.16.23 | Derdian - New Era Pt. 1
Jam it ahrd Smokster. M/// |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.17.23 | sht the butt hair list has more days |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.19.23 | we runnin outta butt boys |
budgie
11.19.23 | you dont have any tygers of pan tang rated do spellbound |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.19.23 | interesting |
budgie
11.19.23 | the story so far is such a FKN good 80s metal track omg |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.20.23 | omggggggggggg |
Havey
11.20.23 | filtered |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.20.23 | what can i say the demon bitch was too much |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.21.23 | gud ablum 'awks |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.23.23 | sad when a user must search out his own butt |
Havey
11.23.23 | into glory ride has the most iconic buttcover |
Havey
11.23.23 | medieval steel s/t ep |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.23.23 | pure win |
Havey
11.26.23 | hail to england or die |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.26.23 | literally what im doing for today lmao |
budgie
11.26.23 | i made a trad hm list a while back you can probably pull some things from
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1072392&listid=190541 |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.26.23 | yeee looks gud |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.27.23 | WE FULLY LOADED MEN |
Flugmorph
11.27.23 | you need to be executed for that MTH take |
budgie
11.27.23 | you need to add the blitzkrieg album somehow |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.27.23 | LMAO i was like who is mth and ofc its the weebcore band that belongs here the least smhhh |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.27.23 | it was gonna be but then i saw the dumbass cover but ok buttgie if u want |
budgie
11.27.23 | i thing that art sucks butt too but you are gonna love the album |
budgie
11.27.23 | also this has developed into one of the best collections of albums on the site should b eternalfeatured |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.27.23 | LOL |
Flugmorph
11.28.23 | >weebcore
oh i see because they are japanese they must be weebcore
idk that feels pretty racist to me
check mushroomhead |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.28.23 | well no its the fact that they are japanese and non japanese love them that make them weebcore, so its all the non japanese that make it so and therefore they are racist |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.28.23 | also if u can see we are into 32nd november and mushroom head is not butt metal :| |
Flugmorph
11.28.23 | maximum the hormone is the definition of fun and if you dont like em you are objectively a stinky |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.28.23 | i didnt say i didnt like them just the album is all energy n nothing else |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.28.23 | i checked m3 a long time ago shall i do st orrr |
Flugmorph
11.28.23 | XIII i guess |
ToSmokMuzyki
11.28.23 | special entry just for u |
Flugmorph
11.28.23 | much love : > |
ToSmokMuzyki
12.04.23 | AND THE WINNER IS...
HAVEY for STORMBRINGER - STEALER OF SOULS fun album, standout album, a trv butt metal album
I HEREBY DECLARE HAVEY THE KING OF BUTT METAL |
Havey
12.05.23 | they don't call me buttvey for no reason |