CugnoBrasso
If being sexy is a crime, Im under arrest for selling ketamine to 5th graders
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Last Active 12-05-20 9:13 pm
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Should I buy a PS5

Here are some facts that I think are important when considering whether or not to buy a PS5. Please read these facts and discuss these facts.
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Fact #1: I haven't paid my electricity bills in a hot minute so I wouldn't be able to plug it anywhere. I'm using a laptop now, only 17% battery left so I better hurry.
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Fact #2: I actually fucking hate videogames, I'm more into gardening.
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Fact #3: I spend most of my time in the changing rooms of a gym so I wouldn't have the time to play videogames (which I fucking hate anyway). I don't actually go to the gym but they have hot water in the changing rooms and also I play D&D with the janitor.
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Fact #4: I've been vegan from 2011 to 2014. Zero meat, unless we're talking about pussy that is, in which case naah still zero meat, who am I kidding smh.
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Fact #5: The ICJ convicted me for crimes against humanity last week for what I did to the Rohingya back in 2017 in Myanmar, so I'll have to leave my home anyway and I don't think they would let me bring my PS5. I even told them I was sorry but yahhp, that's cancel culture for you I guess.
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