BigHans: Cheesy Action Movie Lines - Awesome

Kiran 03.16.10	arnie is the king of awesome action movie lines mr. freeze was the best part about batman & robin
AbyssalCreation 03.16.10	It's just been revoked!
intothepit83 03.16.10	Inigo montoya is mandy patankin ben gazarra played brad wesley in roadhouse and how can you leave out classic ahhhhnold lines like "hasta la vista, baby" and "i'll be back"
MUNGOLOID 03.16.10	Linden Ashby Mortal Kombat After Goro stomps on Johnny Cage's sunglasses. "Those were five hundred dollar sunglasses asshole."
Brokenjewel 03.16.10	'I'm gonna save the motherfuckin' day' Nic Cage - Con Air
Titan50 03.16.10	ICE TO SEE YOU
intothepit83 03.16.10	Clown from Spawn- "Peekaboo. I see you."
BigHans 03.16.10	Inigo montoya is mandy patankin ben gazarra played brad wesley in roadhouse and how can you leave out classic ahhhhnold lines like "hasta la vista, baby" and "i'll be back" ^ Wasn't it the bad karate dude who said that line in Road House? I wasn't thinking it was Wesley, although he was a great villian. As far as those two Arnold lines, I thought they were too obvious. I almost left out The Die Hard line due to this factor.
intothepit83 03.16.10	you're right about roadhouse, i screwed that one up. i don't know his name though. but with ahhhhnold, those lines may be obvious, but they belong on any cheezy/cliche action movie line list
EnricoPalazzo 03.16.10	11 wins.
MUNGOLOID 03.16.10	one more from ahnold (can never have enough of those) ahnold predator as the predator is looking at ahnold. "C'mon do it now! KILL ME!!!
intothepit83 03.16.10	"Get to the choppppaaaaahhhhh!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
BigHans 03.16.10	More great Ahnold lines I had to leave off: "I like you Sully, that's why I'm going to kill you last." - Commando "Remember when I told you I was going to kill you last Sully? I lied." - Commando "Get to the Choppa! - Predator "if It bleeds, we can kill it." - Predator Shit, there's so many.
liketotallydude 03.16.10	Kindergarten Cop has some great cheesy lines hahaha!! "I'm detective John Kimble!" "Who is your daddy and what does he do"
ninjuice 03.16.10	I hate Shoot 'Em Up, but the one liners are gold: After killing a guy with a carrot: "Eat your vegetables". after being propelled from his car into a van and shooting all occupants inside: "So much for wearing your seatbelt." And finally After killing a bunch of guys WHILE having sex with Monica Belucci: "Talk about shooting your load"
liketotallydude 03.16.10	"I'm a cop you idiot" - kindergarten Cop when he is about to arrest that bad guy in the salon in the mall I think
intothepit83 03.16.10	^That's why I loved that movie though, it was so damn cheesy you couldn't help but smile throughout
liketotallydude 03.16.10	"Yo Tommy!, I didn't hear no bell one more round" Rocky V
Baphomet 03.16.10	haha great list, 17 is my all time favorite. Samuel L. Jackson: "Does he look like a bitch?!""N-O..""Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch?!"
jesusjuice1179 03.16.10	I'll Have What She's Having
intothepit83 03.16.10	Wut about Ivan Drago from Rocky 3 and 4? "If he dies...... he dies...." "I will break him!"
liketotallydude 03.16.10	^^^^ yes Ivan Drago is in Rocky IV those are great cheesy lines as well haha
BigHans 03.16.10	Oh man, Rocky Movies. I'm 30 so they are the definition of nostalgia for me. I just watched 5 of them this last weekend. Some great ones: Rocky 3 - "you cant win Rock, this guy will kill ya to death, inside of three rounds!" - Mick Mr.T (aka Clubber Lang) had a movie's worth of great quotes: "hey woman! hey woman, since your old man aint got no heart, why don't you stop by my apartment tonight and I'll show you a real man. Whats your prediction for tonights fight with Balboa? "Prediction? PAIN." Rocky 5: "Hey Tommy you push him around why dont you try pushing me around." "My ring's outside." I could go on for days.
Satellite 03.16.10	lol Rocky IV. "If I can change, you can change! Everyone can change!"
intothepit83 03.16.10	I'm in your generation Bighans, so I feel ya
liketotallydude 03.16.10	hahaha!! same here man I am 28 and I grew up watching the rocky movies I have the DVD collection lol
BigHans 03.16.10	I have been meaning to write a Rocky IV soundtrack review for some time now.
scotish 03.16.10	watching 11 happening is cringeworthy
liketotallydude 03.16.10	"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." - Taken when Liam Neeson is talking to Marco about kidnapping his daughter
MUNGOLOID 03.16.10	oh since we're talking about Rocky you should check out the song "Super Lyrical" by Big Pun. they sample that movie in a very clever way.
BigHans 03.16.10	Taken is a pretty sweet movie. How the hell did I leave off Corey Feldman in "The Lost Boys." The whole movie he tries to make his voice sound deep and tough and screaming lines like "EAT THIS, BLOODSUCKERS!"
BigHans 03.16.10	Just listened to that Mungoloid. I was wondering what you were talking about until I heard Adrian yelling "you Cant WIN!" and Drago's "I Must Break You." at the end. Awesome.
BallsToTheWall 03.16.10	Needs moar 300 and Son, your ego's writing checks that your body cant cash. 1,2,3,6,7,8,13,15,17, and 20 are classics. Epic list.
tiesthatbind 03.16.10	THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!
BallsToTheWall 03.16.10	FEAST HEARTILY AND READY YOUR BREAKSFASTS FOR TONIGHT...WE...DINE IN HELL!!!! ITS AN HONOR TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE, IT WAS A HONOR TO HAVE LIVED BY YOURS GIVE THEM NOTHING BUT TAKE FROM THEM EVERYTHING
Ire 03.16.10	NOW. YOU WILL... DIE
EnricoPalazzo 03.16.10	Black Hawk Down has quite a few: "There's a line..." "Yea I know" "This ain't the back of it..." "Yea. I know" "THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US!" "Well shoot back." "You know what I think? Doesn't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head; politics and all that shit goes right out the window."
BigHans 03.16.10	300 rules, cant believe I forgot that. Could've done some Braveheart. Also Rambo lines: "What you choose to call hell, he calls home." "Murdock, I'm Comin To Get YOU."
intothepit83 03.16.10	"Timmy, do you like movies about gladiators?" "Timmy, have you ever been in a turkish prison?" Not an action movie, but Airplane has some of the best one liners ever
BigHans 03.16.10	Lloyd Bridges in Airplane 2 was fucking classic. I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue, snorting crack, drinking, etc.
intothepit83 03.16.10	"Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
BigHans 03.16.10	Airplane was the first great slapstick comedy. Shit, now I smell another list idea.
thebhoy 03.16.10	Needs everything R Lee Ermey said in Full Metal Jacket
BigHans 03.16.10	^ You're right, an inexcusable oversight. "you suck dick private? BULLSHIT, you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!" "Texas? Only steers and queers are from Texas!" "You look like the kind of guy who would fuck somebody in the ass and not have the common Deceny to give him a reacharound!"
Slipping Away 03.16.10	"How bout I take you home and eat your pussy" wise words from the great cinematic acheivement that is megashark vs. giant octopus
Jebull 03.16.10	Excellent List. BUT needs a lot more Bruce Campbell. Basically anything he ever said. Especially in Army Of Darkness. THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!
EnricoPalazzo 03.16.10	Needs more Troll 2: "Oh Gaaaawwwd, they're eating her...and then they're going to eat meeeeee!!"
EnricoPalazzo 03.17.10	You may keep your wrong opinions to yourself, Josh.
MUNGOLOID 03.17.10	oh yes, can't believe nobody mentioned this: GARBAGE DAY!!!
porch 03.17.10	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqgC_BR_pA
Deviant. 03.17.10	That new Travolta movie 'From Paris With Love' has some terrible one liners in it
MUNGOLOID 03.17.10	roayle with cheese?
Deviant. 03.17.10	" I have many vices, one of them is a royale with cheese" First guy (after Travolta kills a whole bunch of people): "Is that it. how many do you think are left? Travolta: "Last census, about a billion"
AbyssalCreation 03.17.10	Tonights forecast a FREEZE is coming!
crazyblinddude 03.17.10	you need sean connery's line after he electrocutes the guy in the tub: "shocking, positively shocking"
cvlts 03.17.10	AHHNOLD. "All rite everybody, chill!" shoots everyone with freeze gun "CHILL"
jcfiasco 03.17.10	there are so many wins on here haha. great list my favorite though is from the punisher. (about to kill a man) man says: god help me! (punisher looks down at him and sneers) ...god called in sick today kills him so bad but so good
cvlts 03.17.10	Wanted. What the FUCK have you done lately?
BigHans 03.17.10	That YouTube clip Porchula posted is win.
BigTuna 03.17.10	roadhouse
alachlahol 03.17.10	HAHAHAHA LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNETT
BigTuna 03.17.10	Wanted is such a bad movie.
MUNGOLOID 03.17.10	so bad that it's good. the game sucks though.
BigHans 07.10.19	Bumping a 9 and a half year old list. Fuck yeah.
Bedex 07.10.19	Thanks now I can point out that there is literally a band called Sweep the Leg Johnny and 13 should mention it
BigHans 07.10.19	Fuck I didn't know that, but I'm glad I do now. I can't actually edit this list, its 9 years old and way too far back lol
Bedex 07.10.19	Is there really no way lol god do I love sput
BallsToTheWall 07.10.19	Legendary!