AGuyIsWatchingYou
11.02.11 | skippy doo wap bah bah whap bam boom! |
Trebor.
11.02.11 | But Adam Thomas and Iffyrdmns are cool guys |
someguest
11.02.11 | All is well brother. Don't be so coarse. |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | How can Thy not be coarse.....Bank Of America is going to be charging you 5 dollars a month for using a debit card. |
someguest
11.02.11 | They actually dropped the fee today. |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | Huh what?
At least I can take comfort in knowing that a puberty enriched Justin Bieber will be dropping a christmas album for the ages. |
omnipanzer
11.02.11 | miles and miles of balls. |
Crysis
11.02.11 | dude |
Relinquished
11.02.11 | hahaha
fuck you |
Relinquished
11.02.11 | i'm kidding kyle i'll love thrice just for you |
Crysis
11.02.11 | ily |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | www.sputnikrevolution.com |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | Ranking is irrelevant to me at this point. |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | Lucifer's descent M/M/M/M/M/M/M/M/M/M/M/M/M/M/ |
Electric City
11.02.11 | i remember vaguely wylie throwing a similar bitchfit one promotion round |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | I won't deny that. However i've been in a rage expanding far and beyond, it's only suitable that it reached sputnik's depths. |
Poet
11.02.11 | I support this movement. |
Acrosstheshield13
11.02.11 | 5 is the only good thing on this list... |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | Bullshit. |
WeepingBanana
11.02.11 | chill bro chill |
Ovrot
11.02.11 | LETS THE BATTLE SPIRITS OF THE MIGHTY SLAUGHTERRAPE DEMONS FILL YOUR SOUL AND LET YOU EXTINGUISH THE LIFE OF YOUR ENEMIES |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | BRB gonna watch New Moon to help me compose my emotional toils and tribulations of unresolved angst in a respectable way. |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | RAGINGTILDEATHDOMEPART |
TheMushuPork
11.02.11 | Balls? Are you going to strip for us? |
37er00
11.02.11 | balls fuck are you serious oh man holy fuck! |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | If I had a cam I would and then would follow with a Carradine-esque auto-erotic asphyxiation moment. |
TheMushuPork
11.02.11 | Good. You always need those. |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | With my Benedictian attitude towards Florida, general apathy and my eroding relationship with my family, something big is gonna happen soon. Whether I fake my death and go backpacking off to Europe or drive my car through a public mall. |
TheMushuPork
11.02.11 | I'd suggest you patch things up with your family and Bank Of America. If it's not the family that's going to do it, its that five dollars thats going to drive you over the edge. I know I sound like a bit of a douche right now. But keep ya head up. |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | I've always wanted to go batshit in a mall, smashing everything in sight with a bat. That would most certainly earn me a nice trip to the mental ward. Maybe that's where im truly meant to be. |
TheMushuPork
11.02.11 | Break things around your house first if you really need to confront that urge, then see if that makes you any better. |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | My family has been in disarray for as long as I could remember and it's reaching the point of no return. I don't think it's repairable with my pessimistic shit that I need to work out and my dads worthless piece of shit girlfriend who is wedging him apart from everyone else, father to son, brother to brother. I feel my case is fucked and the best thing is to just accept it, move on and leave everyone behind.
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Hyperion1001
11.02.11 | i came expecting nudity and i better get it |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | you'll get nihilistic ranting and bitter side of banter instead. And possibly a fee foot massage. |
Hyperion1001
11.02.11 | as long as its a naked foot massage im ok with it |
TheMushuPork
11.02.11 | If you think thats the best thing to do... I'm only a guy on the internet, but I think you should take up the role that your dad is obviously not fufilling. Any other shit will evenually work itself out, but if your family looks to you for comfort, then at least they'll have some hope. But as I said before, I'm just a guy on the internet and don't know you. |
MO
11.02.11 | serenity now |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | I think all I need to do is start smoking pot and go back to working on the farm in my old middle of nowhere town. I was peaceful then. Fuck these problems im just gonna ignore and do my own thing. If shit doesn't get settled oh well. Might pick up the old synthesizers again, pick up where I left off and form a psychedelic troupe. |
TheMushuPork
11.02.11 | I take the internet way too seriously. |
Trebor.
11.02.11 | I strip thee |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | I wish life was all like Charlie The Unicorn and Yu Yu Hakusho, maybe I should start implementing shrooms and Rush jam sessions. Ahh the possibilities are endless. Also I heard of a book from a hipster from the CTTS concert detailing dolphin rape which evolved into the man falling in love with the said female rapist dolphin. |
Hyperion1001
11.02.11 | http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090410232054/uncyclopedia/images/c/ce/Dolphin_rape.gif |
37er00
11.02.11 | he likes it |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | Dolphins are vicious bro. Ahh nothing like dolphin rape to bring back the lighthearted cheer to a morbid self loathing thread. Good times people. |
TheMushuPork
11.02.11 | We will transport you back to the 60's! And then you can follow the path of the Iron Butterfly! And pronouce In The Garden Of Eden wrong! |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | Florida apparently just banned bestiality this year. |
Hyperion1001
11.02.11 | bummer |
37er00
11.02.11 | hyper |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | Dont bend over Flipper will penetrate you. |
TheMushuPork
11.02.11 | He dropped the soap. It's too late. |
Hyperion1001
11.02.11 | coner |
37er00
11.02.11 | i prefer lester |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COuJJBibGWM |
37er00
11.02.11 | he really did like it |
TheMushuPork
11.02.11 | It's a bestiality classic. |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | Mammals crack me up. |
TheMushuPork
11.02.11 | They make me hungry. |
Hyperion1001
11.02.11 | mammals up my crack |
Trebor.
11.02.11 | Hank Hill was raped by a dolphin and all he got was a t-shirt |
BallsToTheWall
11.02.11 | Yah, talk about going from personal bitterness to family trouble to mental wards to dolphin rape. Now we must find a new topic to keep this going as the most insane thread ever. |
TheMushuPork
11.02.11 | BALLS!!!! ON!!! Walls... No? |
Aids
11.05.11 | to the powers that be: please don't grant this request. Balls being a contrib gives sputnik +10 awesome points. |
