dnor
01.12.12 | Anything. I'm talented as fuck. |
tkxxx7
01.12.12 | My boss decided that MS Paint is a "cost-effective" alternative to Photoshop
He also thinks that sending us a Powerpoint on "agile programming" will let us do double the work
I'm quittting |
dnor
01.12.12 | Don't know if I can draw that one tk |
tkxxx7
01.12.12 | It'd probably look like this https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1317984688/Meetingboy_Avatar_2-new-screenview.jpeg |
Emim
01.12.12 | A tiger playing the piano while the world devolves into nuclear war behind it. |
ffs
01.12.12 | complete destruction of all sanity & order |
MO
01.12.12 | dignity |
patrickfannon
01.12.12 | David Lynch holding an antique camera in one hand while riding a white stallion in a haunted forest. GO. |
Pharoh
01.12.12 | the mona lisa |
Thane
01.12.12 | a girl getting peed on |
dnor
01.12.12 | For Emim: http://oi42.tinypic.com/352etts.jpg |
dnor
01.12.12 | damn, I finish one, and I have 5 new orders. This might take me a while. I will complete them all. I swear. |
Thane
01.12.12 | thats fucking awesome hahahahaha |
Recspecs
01.12.12 | Myself doing body shots on a girl with massive titties while she is jerking me off and there is two hawt lesbians scissoring and taking bong hit after hit after hit. Just rippin them.
Draw it. |
MO
01.12.12 | lol that's great dnor |
dnor
01.12.12 | what do you look like Recspecs....gimme something to work with. and thanks thane/metallicopeth. I'm gonna start working on the ones listed here. brb. keep them coming though! |
Recspecs
01.12.12 | 6'3/6'4, 175, big dick. All you need. |
Recspecs
01.12.12 | Holy shit haha that picture for Emim is amazing. |
Jellingman
01.12.12 | Draw this
http://www.geocities.ws/exitwound_45/images/PumpkinPuke2.jpg |
dnor
01.12.12 | For PatrickFannon: http://oi44.tinypic.com/2nbfygl.jpg |
Recspecs
01.12.12 | Lol. That's great. |
dnor
01.12.12 | I'm also going to go ahead and refuse to do some, because they just are too general and/or not draw worthy. The ones I am refusing to do are: ffs, metallicopeth's dignity idea, the mona lisa (too lame, ms painted too often), and yours recspecs (only because drawing a dude getting jerked off while drinking and topless girls in the background smoking weed is a bit to situationally, you-have-to-be-there for me. sorry) |
dnor
01.12.12 | Yours is up next thane. |
OnlyAnchors
01.12.12 | hardcore/ punx version of any cartoon character of your choosing. |
Jellingman
01.12.12 | http://gossipgirl.alloyentertainment.com/files/2011/10/04-justin-bieber-under-the-mistletoe.jpg |
dnor
01.12.12 | For Thane: http://oi42.tinypic.com/2cymnhd.jpg |
Recspecs
01.12.12 | Dammit, fine. Just draw two hawt lesbians scissoring giving a thumbs up. |
dnor
01.12.12 | Ok, Xeno, I'd love to do that one, but the idea of you in an ash ketchum outfit with a lugia fighting gyromania's dragonair whilst he's wearing gary oaks outfit on a beach is in the same catagory as Recspecs....I will be placing a new rule.
No more "Draw me doing blah blah blah" requests. I won't draw YOU. Unless you're Banion. And also, stop posting pictures and asking me to redraw them. Looking at you Jellingman. I'm gonna work on OnlyAnchors now. |
Thane
01.12.12 | hahaha, thanks dude. got some masturbation material for tonight then. |
OnlyAnchors
01.12.12 | hahahaha thanes pic is fucking awful. this is a great list idea. |
Recspecs
01.12.12 | Hahaha Thane's pic.
And you can draw my other suggestion? Awesome m/ |
Maniac!
01.12.12 | I want a logo |
dnor
01.12.12 | Brutal Doug Funny for OnlyAnchors: http://oi41.tinypic.com/eb1xeo.jpg |
OnlyAnchors
01.12.12 | hahahaha yes! thats the shit man. this list needs a feature or something |
Recspecs
01.12.12 | Haha that's fucking great. |
MO
01.12.12 | "The ones I am refusing to do are: ffs, metallicopeth's dignity idea, the mona lisa"
I was basically making a reference to The Simpsons so it's all good m/ |
OnlyAnchors
01.12.12 | He should just put everything else aside for the day and just do this lol its too amazing |
Recspecs
01.12.12 | I don't care, as long as I see my lesbianscissorthumbsup. |
dnor
01.12.12 | For Xenophanes: http://oi39.tinypic.com/fnv5f7.jpg |
dnor
01.12.12 | I'm thinking about how I want to do the ThumbsUpScissor pic :/ gonna be hard...and the pic won't be easy either.
Also, yes, feature would mean more work. I like work |
MO
01.12.12 | lol this is great |
dnor
01.12.12 | Fuck, so all I have left to do is the lesbians pic for recspecs. We need more requests! |
Recspecs
01.12.12 | DO IT MAN I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER NO HOMO. |
OnlyAnchors
01.12.12 | draw what you think catdick looks like irl |
MO
01.12.12 | yea I was gonna suggest taking some users and drawing funny pics of them based on their traits, tastes, comments, etc
avoid what they look like irl if you've seen pics |
OnlyAnchors
01.12.12 | catdick would be funniest tho. hes priority #1 next is sonic |
BigHans
01.12.12 | paint how you picture me. |
Recspecs
01.12.12 | I would just draw a toolbox for you Hans. Because that is what you are. A fucking toolbox. |
MO
01.12.12 | lol |
dnor
01.12.12 | For Recspecs: http://oi39.tinypic.com/o558pe.jpg |
Recspecs
01.12.12 | Hahahahahaha oh God. That is the best thing I have ever seen. Bahahahaha. Wow
FEATURE NOW! |
BigHans
01.12.12 | I would just draw a toolbox for you Hans. Because that is what you are. A fucking toolbox.
^ lol. lol soccer |
dnor
01.12.12 | For Hans: http://oi44.tinypic.com/umyb5.jpg |
ncguitar
01.12.12 | Hans = Matt Tuck |
BigHans
01.12.12 | haha yes thats awesome. |
BigHans
01.12.12 | needs a beard though but fuck yeah m/ |
dnor
01.12.12 | m/ I have nobody else to do, so until I get more requests....no more pictures will be forthcoming :( |
OnlyAnchors
01.12.12 | no catdick?? : |
ncguitar
01.12.12 | Ronald McDonald beating up a scene kid. That would be sick. |
dnor
01.12.12 | No Catdick. A forum troll like that does not deserve a pic. and ncguitar, I'll work on it. |
Recspecs
01.12.12 | " lol. lol soccer"
Well, at least I am not a testosterone pumping frat toolbag like you. |
Recspecs
01.12.12 | Draw a really m/ blood orgy. |
BigHans
01.12.12 | Myself doing body shots on a girl with massive titties while she is jerking me off and there is two hawt lesbians scissoring and taking bong hit after hit after hit. Just rippin them.
Draw it.
^ Sounds like youre either in a frat or trying really hard to make us think you dont take it in the ass from the soccer team. |
BigHans
01.12.12 | dnor, check my profile page. |
MO
01.12.12 | draw the outcome of a football player getting into a fight with a soccer player |
Recspecs
01.12.12 | "Sounds like youre either in a frat or trying really hard to make us think you dont take it in the ass from the soccer team."
Probably a little of both. |
BigHans
01.12.12 | draw a pic of Rec Spec on his knees taking an 8 roper facial money shot from Ronaldo. Ok recspecs Im done, its all in good fun. |
omnipanzer
01.12.12 | Haha, you should label them when they are NSFW. :^P |
Recspecs
01.12.12 | Hahaha that made my day.
Seriously, draw a m/ blood orgy. |
Trebor.
01.12.12 | Bono shoving a cactus up his ass next to a joshua tree |
figure337
01.12.12 | Tim Tebow on the cross. |
dnor
01.12.12 | For Ncguitar: http://oi43.tinypic.com/2yuy9ah.jpg |
Recspecs
01.12.12 | Tim Tebow on the cross. [2]
Fucking lol'd. |
ncguitar
01.12.12 | Hahaha that was awesome, thanks :P
And yeah, feature |
dnor
01.12.12 | Will do Trebor's and will do figure337's. And @Omni - sorry, I assumed that when he wanted a lesbo thumbs up, and I drew it for him, you'd know it probably was NSFW. My bad though, you know what they say about people who assume...lol |
dnor
01.12.12 | Also, for the record....if this is featured....I will draw something SUPER awesome....but it's a surprise. a surprise that will only be seen if this gets featured. |
immortalizepain
01.12.12 | You made those so very quickly, and they all look good. |
dnor
01.12.12 | Well all of them look decent except Thanes, but eh, not much to it. Thanks though! |
figure337
01.12.12 | YUS! |
Maniac!
01.12.12 | WAY TO IGNORE ME |
Mewcopa0
01.12.12 | i'm down with tim tebow on the cross.
seconded |
taxidermist
01.12.12 | Dnor, draw my puppy Lou (he passed away last year ;_;)
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/320292_260540760651743_100000874624323_739458_398187712_n.jpg |
omnipanzer
01.12.12 | Cheers on 2 btw. |
omnipanzer
01.12.12 | I would like to see caricatures of what you think various users like like.
Starting with feit with a huge hookah next to him. |
dnor
01.12.12 | For Trebor: http://oi40.tinypic.com/2hn3jw0.jpg |
dnor
01.12.12 | I'll make an MS Paint User list as well if this list is featured. How about that Omni? and taxi, ok, but only because that's sad. And Maniac....logos are old news bro. it's all about ms pictures. |
Vesper
01.12.12 | "I'll make an MS Paint User list as well if this list is featured."
I was just going to ask for an illustration of a day in BallstotheWalls' imagination. It would mostly be filled with mead, wenches, and Great Old Ones, I think, but with an acute sense of unpredictability, as well.
Oh, and AngelofDeath in drag plz. |
dnor
01.12.12 | Pray this list gets featured Vesper, and those will be yours. Only issue with the Balls pic, is that I know what he looks like, as we have hung out numerous times. |
Vesper
01.12.12 | Well, you can put him in, but the picture will also have to include Cthulhu, flaming swords, and Tebow in some epic fantasy landscape. |
omnipanzer
01.12.12 | Vesper in drag... |
Shuyin
01.12.12 | i fucking hate pc drawing |
Trebor.
01.12.12 | lol, the bleeding ass is a nice touch |
Vesper
01.12.12 | "Vesper in drag..."
I do look mighty fine in a suit. |
omnipanzer
01.12.12 | Pin Stripe |
omnipanzer
01.12.12 | Like pink V?
http://www.amazon.com/Gangster-Double-Breasted-included-STRIPES-PINSTRIPES/dp/B000JO2KMI |
Vesper
01.12.12 | Nah, if I do drag, I'm going total Don Draper.
I haven't worn anything pink since I was, like, six, and I didn't like it even then, lol. |
dnor
01.12.12 | sweet shuyin. I have to leave my house for a bit but Tebow on a Cross will be next when I return. I hope when I get back, I have a bunch of new requests! |
lauriej
01.12.12 | lady gaga crapping in bieber's mouth |
Days of Future Passed
01.12.12 | Best list in a long time |
Masochist
01.12.12 | A picture of Chad Kroeger getting dick-slapped in the face would be cool, sir ;-) |
Adabelle
01.12.12 | A flying fish jumping over Sputnik Island with like King Kong in the background or something. |
dnor
01.12.12 | Looks like I'll be a busy artist when I get home. |
WeepingBanana
01.12.12 | draw me and John Hanson vigorously making out. if you can't let me know, i have other ideas |
kris.
01.12.12 | draw me
a fox
doing foxxxxy things |
Masochist
01.12.12 | Wait...I've got another one, if the Chad Kroeger dick-slap doesn't suit your tastes:
Piggybacking off of Vesper, picture BallstotheWall sitting in a comfy arm chair wearing a monocle and sipping tea (pinky extended and everything) while a pair/group of naked girls either beat the shit out of each other or have sex directly in front of him. Also, the background is on fire. |
WeepingBanana
01.12.12 | Simply draw Masochist speaking. And by that I mean draw Masochist with his mouth open and pure sex is pour out |
Yazz_Flute
01.12.12 | Someone did this years ago and it was awesome. I got Dethklok drawn as bacon strips.
I want you to draw the members of Arghoslent meeting Hitler, shrieking like little girls and shaking hands with him
.
|
Vesper
01.12.12 | If there's ever a picture of me, it will have to be me in corpse paint and a feminazi suit (swastika formed with chopped off penises) while armwrestling Hans (and winning). |
OneMoreRoland
01.12.12 | Draw me a piece of shit, taking a shit. |
AngelofDeath
01.12.12 | Goddamnit, Dan, if you paint me in drag, I'll drive down there and put a boot up your ass. |
dnor
01.12.12 | yazz- im doing that one. |
dnor
01.12.12 | note to self...no angel in drag |
Yazz_Flute
01.12.12 | YAY |
patrickfannon
01.12.12 | Dude. That picture is fucking awesome. You are fucking awesome. Thank you! |
anarchistfish
01.12.12 | "My boss decided that MS Paint is a "cost-effective" alternative to Photoshop"
never heard of GIMP then? |
dnor
01.12.12 | I have decided no more NSFW pics. I'm an artist, not a pornographer. |
dnor
01.12.12 | and the show is Family Matters, not Steve Urkel. |
patman1001
01.12.12 | "For Xenophanes: http://oi39.tinypic.com/fnv5f7.jpg"
omg hahahahaha yes. |
SLAUGHTERDOZER
01.12.12 | YEAH HE IS |
Emim
01.12.12 | "For Emim: http://oi42.tinypic.com/352etts.jpg"
best thing ever, good sir |
dnor
01.12.12 | love you mimsy. and fuck off all-caps users |
Vespiion
01.12.12 | A taco crying as it's being eaten. |
omnipanzer
01.12.12 | That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. |
acorncheese
01.12.12 | me and kimm getting married |
dnor
01.12.12 | im gonna be up all night ms painting. |
WashboardSuds
01.12.12 | draw me a picture of bob marley with a mermaid tail hang gliding over a family picnicking in the park, slapping the mom in the face with his tail on accident |
KILL
01.12.12 | neil peart crusing in a red ferrari 166 |
Tyrael
01.12.12 | Chuck Shuldiner on a throne of skulls :D |
Shuyin
01.12.12 | drawing on a pc really kills the art itself.. pencils and paper. |
Tyrannic
01.12.12 | could you draw me randy blythe's inauguration ceremony? i wanna get ready for when he wins. |
Yazz_Flute
01.12.12 | THIS IS A MUTHAFUCKIN' 'NAUGURATION |
North0House2
01.12.12 | Draw a surfing Taco Bell worker that finds a nugget of wisdom within the entrails of an impaled dragon. |
Tyrannic
01.12.12 | NOWWW YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO VOTE FORRRRR |
dnor
01.12.12 | I love all of you for continued patience while I am away from my computer and unable to art. |
North0House2
01.12.12 | Thou art forgiveneth. |
Vesper
01.13.12 | "note to self...no angel in drag"
Don't listen to Angel. DO IT. |
dnor
01.13.12 | I've returned to my art station. The art will begin again. Up first - Tebow on a cross! |
dnor
01.13.12 | For Figure377, Recspecs, and Mewcopa0: http://oi43.tinypic.com/2vm5yl1.jpg
TEBOW CHRIST |
Trebor.
01.13.12 | lol Cone wins every thread |
Ire
01.13.12 | do one of kate bush doing something horrible to a popular sputnik band
plz |
dnor
01.13.12 | any idea on the horrible act or the band you want it done too. I'm thinking either Opeth or Converge.... |
Relinquished
01.13.12 | do one of goku rocking out to meshuggah
and goku kamehamehaing qwe the h8er |
Ire
01.13.12 | be creative |
Emim
01.13.12 | do one of slightlyepic ripping off b4's balls and stuffing them in his mouth |
Trebor.
01.13.12 | Kate Bush stabbing btbam |
Ire
01.13.12 | that was the funniest thing i've ever seen on this site
wish i could find the moar opeth post for it |
figure337
01.13.12 | " http://oi43.tinypic.com/2vm5yl1.jpg"
say hello to my new background.
|
Ire
01.13.12 | http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/tagged/slightlyepic
omg i found it |
Emim
01.13.12 | i loved that huge robotic pony gif that he posted |
Trebor.
01.13.12 | I'm not gonna paint you a love song |
Chrisjon89
01.13.12 | Sean Connery wearing a bear costume, sitting at a table smoking a cigar, leaning back, laughing and doing the *this big* thing with his hands while talking to a depressed looking Woody Allen. And if possible, on the table should be a Lazy Susan that kind of resembles Oprah. And the setting should be surreal and pretentious. |
Chrisjon89
01.13.12 | These have been great btw ^ |
Yazz_Flute
01.13.12 | A lazy susan that looks like Oprah haha what |
dnor
01.13.12 | For Adabelle: http://oi43.tinypic.com/20gmkxl.jpg |
jdennis31
01.13.12 | haven't looked at them all yet, but wanted to say you are the best sputnik user ever |
jdennis31
01.13.12 | members of gwar beating up justin bieber |
dnor
01.13.12 | I appreciate it jdennis, but I'm going to have to digress and say no, there are tons of better users, though I will thank you for the nomination.
Fuck....this Arghoslent meeting Hitler is a bitch to draw out. Thanks alot Yazz. |
MMX
01.13.12 | Rick Ross eating chicken in one hand while punching Ellen Degeneres in the face. Also Barny is hiding behind Rick Ross |
Emim
01.13.12 | you are thus far the best artist (excepting slightly's entry), though |
dnor
01.13.12 | I....just....can't....do it. These new things are WAY too intricate...The tiger playing a piano while a nuclear war happens in the back. 3 things. Now it's 4 different characters each doing something crazy....it's too much. I quit unless a) this thread finds a way to become featured, or b) people get back to the basics. Two people/animals, 1 setting, 1 strange object (AT MOST) |
MMX
01.13.12 | Rick ross eating chicken?
WITH A BUNNY |
Yazz_Flute
01.13.12 | Ah no =/
If it makes it any easier just make it one or two of them =p |
Vesper
01.13.12 | Just draw Angel in drag and he will end your suffering. |
KILL
01.13.12 | mines easy BITCH |
dnor
01.13.12 | lol Yazz, I'll try again, idk, it was just difficult the way I was doing it. Looked terrible, like Thane status terrible. |
dnor
01.13.12 | Lol @ Vesper.
And KILL yeah, it is, I have it on my list of things I need to do.
Arghoslent w/ Hitler - Yazz_Flute
Crying Taco - Vespiion
Jesus on Garydos @ Seaworld - Xeno
Bob Mermaidly Hang gliding - WashboardSuds
Cruisin Neil - KILL
That's the list I have so far. |
Ire
01.13.12 | ugh cmon |
dnor
01.13.12 | I forgot to add yours on there Ire, Kate Bush desecrating A Sputband will happen. |
Ire
01.13.12 | fuck yea |
Relinquished
01.13.12 | do mine dnor plz |
dnor
01.13.12 | Ok, but I'm not sure when I'll get to it Relinquished. I'll try though. |
acorncheese
01.13.12 | what about kimm and i getting married????? |
dnor
01.13.12 | Dude....if I do that one, I'm just going to cut out your faces and draw the bodies. it'd be funnier. |
acorncheese
01.13.12 | do it. i need to surprise kimm with your masterful art. |
dnor
01.13.12 | Alright bro...I'll add it to the list |
taxidermist
01.13.12 | What happened to my dead pup? ;_; |
dnor
01.13.12 | It was too sad :( I couldn't do it. I'm going to do something in honor of Lou tho, I promise.
|
figure337
01.13.12 | A human centipede featuring metallica and Lou Reed as the head. |
taxidermist
01.13.12 | Draw Lou sitting like a boss on a throne, with one woman fanning him and the other feeding him grapes. |
NightProwler
01.13.12 | Can you draw Jimi Hendrix and Keith Moon sharing a joint in a very spacey setting, Jimi being on the drums, Keith on guitar? (And by spacey, I mean LSD kinda universe/súrroundings) - that'd be awesome! |
dnor
01.13.12 | I could probably do the human centipede one figure. Sounds good. adding it to the list. |
TheAshes
01.18.12 | draw a giraffe hanging himself, the ironic part being that he's too tall and doesn't understand why he was unsuccessful |
Ovrot
01.18.12 | a large nude women with a throbbing penis assfucking a small asian boy while at the same time shitting on another boy who molests himself. |
Deviant.
01.18.12 | Draw your interpretation of me |
aok
01.18.12 | http://tom.net.nz/uploads/gunther.jpg |
dnor
01.18.12 | Ugh....when I'm done being sick...I'll draw some more. |
aok
01.18.12 | you ever thought of making album art? i got some dj friends that want good cover art .. |
dnor
01.18.12 | LOL some ms paint album art? yeah, sure... |
Vesper
01.18.12 | Andy, what the hell, you have an artist friend right here! Et tuuu.
Although I suppose my style might not suit them, lol. |
aok
01.18.12 | ahaha o yea . they're dubsteppy / moombahtoney / house creatures that appear and disappear wherever
there's a certain band playing or festival that's happening. not sure how well you'd vibe with that
crowd cause a couple of them are friends but i often find i have no idea how to communicate with them |
Recspecs
06.23.12 | Best thread ever. |
Yazz_Flute
06.23.12 | I NEVER GOT MY ARGHOSLENT HITLER PICTURE |
Recspecs
06.23.12 | turntable.fm/mangasm |
KILL
06.23.12 | never got neil rip |
Ire
06.23.12 | dnor
01.12.12
[Report this Post] I forgot to add yours on there Ire, Kate Bush desecrating A Sputband will happen.
still waiting |
ReturnOfTheDnor
06.23.12 | I promise I'll make the pictures I forgot to make IF you guys pressure the mods to unban this original Dnor account. FREE DNOR.
FREE DNOR.
FREE DNOR. |
Satellite
06.23.12 | ire fisting a giraffe |
ReturnOfTheDnor
06.23.12 | I'll draw it, if you can get Jom, Willie, and the rest of the dnor-haters to unban this account. All I did was make a picture of CHON with a goatse as the O. Big Deal. |
Satellite
06.23.12 | draw what? i just posted what i was thinking about at the time, sorry. |
North0House2
06.23.12 | Hahaha |
chambered49
06.23.12 | Arghoslent w/ Hitler - Yazz_Flute
Crying Taco - Vespiion
Jesus on Garydos @ Seaworld - Xeno
Bob Mermaidly Hang gliding - WashboardSuds
Cruisin Neil - KILL
lmfao |
Funeralopolis
06.23.12 | the wizard from dopethrone album cover being given the key to the city |
Satellite
06.23.12 | ^ doing this alone should warrant an unbanning |
ReturnOfTheDnor
06.23.12 | jom promised me a week after the superbowl...
(5 months later.)
STILL POSTING FROM A SHITTY ALT. |
Emim
06.23.12 | Still one of the best lists |
jdennis31
06.23.12 | draw a horde of alts and trolls invading sputcity |
camaraderie
06.23.12 | Agreed, this list is amazing. |
Recspecs
06.23.12 | hyfr |
Ire
06.23.12 | i want the band to be love american |
thewhiteknight
06.23.12 | Paint me, Whiteknight, a profile picture please. |
Emim
02.01.22 | I have mine still saved somewhere, I'll have to find it. |