Dat intro doe.

"Metalcore comedian "

This guy is hit or miss in the comedy department, but that was pretty fucking good.

W-what?

this is the funniest shit tbh, that intro caught me off guard hard.

What is the point?

to teach all the young metalcore heads everywhere the importance of investing in 401ks obviously

pretty funny

pretty funny [2]

I love how the guitarist from Atilla is actually on here

Why does Sputnik ride this guy's dick and shit on Attila? Attila does this exact same shtick.

^ [2]

Dude! There's no difference.

but who even carez about lyrics in this genre...

Oh, my. Pardon me.

Atilla's lyrics are pretty obviously parody too.

"Here’s a fucking solo for all you dumb elitist cunts this shit is bad-ass as fuck and you’ll probably try to play it and fail
But that’s okay because you’re fucking awesome"

That's a random excerpt, but come on. I'm not saying it's well thought out parody, but Jarrod isn't exactly in an upper echelon.

i don't think Attila are a parody/joke band tbh, because unlike Jarrod over here Attila have multiple albums (and a side project) that cover the exact same base over and over. I just think they don't take themselves seriously and it works out well for them.

It's good that Attila can be good sports about being so universally hated, thats for sure. I respect artists like that.

love this dude

so basically this guy's metalcore's weird al?

No, because Weird Al is a very accomplished musician. This guy is garbage.

idk, this is more enjoyable than most ordinary metalcore I've heard (emphasis on 'ordinary')

deathschool is really butthurt about the fact that a metalcore parody artist exists like damn

Nope. Just pointed out that Attila does the same thing, and people shit on them. Just don't get the difference. And then I just wanted to make sure that it was clear that Weird Al has way more talent than this dude which I thought should be clear. I said he sucks. Seems to be a past time of this site to say x artist sucks, but for some reason I'm butt hurt? Ok, cool.

he's not at all upset that a metalcore parody artists exist.
he's understandably flustered as to why anyone would consider this any better than the music it parodies.

props for the BLEGH shoe-horn tho
never gets old

"he's not at all upset that a metalcore parody artists exist.
he's understandably flustered as to why anyone would consider this any better than the music it parodies."

nah he's just been going on about it way too much, like yea we get that you don't like it calm down

i just think it's kinda funny and especially because I grew up (and partially out) of this music

This does not need a re-release/deluxe version

"I was actually done commenting here, but I'll stick around just for you, GayofMetal (ahhhhh, SHIT! I could totally write lyrics for this guy)"

are you sure you're not butthurt?

im ok with that

Not Jarrod's best work, but I do like the fact that Attilla can make fun of themselves. More bands need to have a sense of humor.

That intro had me laughing so loud I woke up my dog. I think his comedy style works best in his youtube videos, but that just me.

It does, he has a lot of extra detail in the lyric videos and "interviews" that adds a lot of personality and flair to the work. You really need the videos for a full experience.

Hey Jarrod is one of his weaker songs tbh.

This was unlistenable

As a Tiny Moving Parts and general emo fan, The Distance Between You And Me Is Longer Than The Title Of This Song is my favorite Jarrod Alonge song.

The part where he reads Jaden Smith tweets killed me

so bad

I was crying laughing at his metalcore parody song Mysogeneric. I'LL NEVER RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!!!!!

I am glad he is trying to educate people on retirement vessels though the younger crowd should take some advice!!! working in pensions shows me how little people know about these things

lol pretty funny