Album Rating: 4.0

The grind-ish breakdown in "NYC" makes me shat myself. So effing cool.

Album Rating: 4.0



I prefer this to Mechanical Hand, that might end after after a few weeks though.

I went to Best Buy to buy this, but it wasn't there. I thought that was a bit ironic, since everything else HORSE the Band has made is being sold there.

Album Rating: 5.0

This review is like getting slapped in the face with a 7 . . . inch dong. How could this douche say there were no outstanding tracks? "Murder" and "New York City" are flippin' phenomenal. I came across this band late, but I became hooked immediately. Unlike most bands who continually disappoint fans over time, HORSE is doing their thing well. Perhaps they can be accused of not giving an album fully devoted to making 10-15 AMAZING songs, but wouldn't it be better if you have the contrast of the off-kilter tracks with the laugh out loud ones, and the down-right kick-ass songs. HORSE is an artistic force to be reckoned with. And the Sex Raptor will devour you for such a crappy review.

Album Rating: 3.0

im starting to like this one a little more than i did before

I don't care much for the whole nintendo sounds from them, but the rest is pretty descent.

Album Rating: 2.5

crappy review

Album Rating: 3.0

Pretty Fun album.

i love R. Borlax, The Mechanical Hand, and the Pizza EP. but i heard this cd was half suckfest, half good 'ol Horse the Band

does anyone find crow town to be as hilarious as i do? it's a musical joke that takes a bit of musicianship to get i think... theres many buildups that lead to absolutely nothing... except random tom hits and cymbal rolls from prophet. i just thought it was hysterical.

Album Rating: 4.0

Haven't rocked this album in a minute. Super Sapphire can have my babies though.

this whole record can have my babies for the most part. i'm seein these guys live in a month! :D

Album Rating: 3.0

Yes Murder is one of HTB's highlights, too bad the rest of the album isn't as good.

Album Rating: 3.5

The Mechanical Hand is better.

This review screams "Wahhh, they don't do fun anymore, wahh."

Album Rating: 4.0

Desperate Living is what this album should have been tbqfh. Might be their best CD yet

Album Rating: 4.0

Funny, since I found plenty fun on this album. The lyrics and different moments still made me laugh or grin. And the music itself was quite good.

Album Rating: 4.0

Pretty much everything on here that isn't filler is good.

if it were up to me all the white faces would bleed
RED'S A BETTER COLOR, IT'S TRUTH

hyperboea
murder
super sapphire
face of bear
NYC
sex raptor
suffering

5/5 ep

Album Rating: 4.0

Throw red tornado in there!