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Colton
April 19th 2024


15293 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

album is better than this review

pizzamachine
April 19th 2024


27223 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

Cool story bruh

nol
April 19th 2024


12060 Comments


Album Rating: -3.0

@colton: rate it

AlexKzillion
April 19th 2024


17283 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

scrolling through her subreddit... seems like the swifties are actually not unanimously worshipping this??? seeing lots of comments on there talking about how boring this is lmao

Purpl3Spartan
April 19th 2024


8619 Comments


Based

Ebola
April 19th 2024


4521 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

God DAMN is this dull. It's so homogenous and compositionally bland that it feels like any enjoyment is entirely contingent on listeners having a personal investment in Swift's public image and psyche. I genuinely think her first few albums are great, but there's so little to latch on to here.

Futures
April 19th 2024


10767 Comments


so is this a double album or is the second part like basically bonus tracks?

Demon of the Fall
April 19th 2024


33876 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

‘seems like the swifties are actually not unanimously worshipping this?‘



Shit, it must be terrible (or conversely actually good? Idk how this works lol… assumed they’d lap up a fart in a jar!)



Only commented here because presumably this won’t be the flagged review… I think Johnny is doing one (praying this is the case now)

Odal
Staff Reviewer
April 19th 2024


2085 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

That's the cool part: it's what Taylor needs it to be when the dust settles. Schrodinger's cope

AmericanFlagAsh
April 19th 2024


13323 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

The bonus album is much better imo

AlexKzillion
April 19th 2024


17283 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

also been seeing a lot of comments about her "reusing melodies" which i don't think is entirely true but i think speaks to the fact that even the swifties are hitting a point of oversaturation



in the last five years, taylor has released five proper albums (or six if you want to include the anthology), four entirely re-recorded albums, and at least another couple albums worth of deluxe material on top of that. combined that's easily upwards of 150 tracks.



if you're releasing music at that pace of course your audience is bound to get bored, especially when the quality starts dipping. how can they miss you if you never go away???

Ebola
April 19th 2024


4521 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

I'm so happy my Travvy made it to the big game

mvdu
April 19th 2024


992 Comments


I guess I am a true Swiftie. This is not for everyone, but I am enjoying it. Very confessional but with enough sheen to keep it from getting dull. Not a classic/up there with Folklore and some earlier albums but very Taylor.

AmericanFlagAsh
April 19th 2024


13323 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I think the the actual album is not bad... just a bit too dull for an hour and five minutes, with no real stand out tracks



The second album is a lot more Folklore and string heavy and I enjoy it much more

pizzamachine
April 19th 2024


27223 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

https://youtu.be/ZUKdhXL3NCw?feature=shared

Project
April 19th 2024


5831 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

There's a lot of 'individually fine but collectively sleepy' going on here. I find the second half way more dull personally



So Long London is pretty great though, and so is Florida!!! if you're like me and just happy to hear Florence

Ebola
April 19th 2024


4521 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

The song where she says “touchdown” and calls people “blokes” is the funniest thing she’s ever written

AlexKzillion
April 19th 2024


17283 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

the most american artist to ever 'murica calling people blokes lmaooo

AmericanFlagAsh
April 19th 2024


13323 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"I find the second half way more dull personally"



I guess I just prefer Aaron over Jack

mvdu
April 19th 2024


992 Comments


The second part is better - I agree there. I think she needs to work with new people next time. No more Antonoff. She has done great stuff with him - including on here - but I think she is starting to max out with this style.



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