"What happened to the girl in the bleachers? Well, she became the billionaire with The Bleachers."

SLAY

Dayum

Someone I know irl said Taylor Swift is essentially “America’s Princess” in the same way the Queen of England was the UK’s beloved figure and now I’m wondering

Or not idk

Album Rating: 1.5

finally some common fucking sense. Album is pure trash and it's nice to see someone be honest a bit round these parts.

Time to rename the website. It belongs to Taylor now.

She’s America’s princess though

She’s ordained to get attention

She’s as cool as Prince Andrew..no wait

Album Rating: 0.5

Well, this a collection of disgruntled writers. Wonder if there's another way I could phrase that......

Classy Summary.

Oh god please keep this off Metacritic the site can’t take the backlash lmao

sputnikmusic.com users are the most persecuted minority

Swifties do not appreciate the bashing of her new album it’s a masterpiece piece I can’t believe this OMG

waiting for this review to break X (formerly Twitter)

this should be the flagged reveiw

holy fuck that QAnon line is absolutely BRUTAL, amazing review

Lol been gone for a minute and came back to this front page. U guys ok? XD

all four review summaries right next to one another make it a 10/10 front page

Album Rating: 0.5

It's like a Choose Your Own Adventure, from hell

The way the ageing population of this broken site riles itself up for a potential ~fight with the Swifties~ when you can’t even create an account any more has me chortling ngl.

Album Rating: 0.5

lol I didn't even think about that

Dammit I wanna shit on Taylor, but the truth is we need to shit on MX instead