You farted, then played seven rounds of GTA
We agreed Madonna was a bigger artist
I massage your back, you got a boner
Like a lame gray Gollum

Album Rating: 2.0

snoooore mi-mi-mi-mi-mi, snoooore mi-mi-mi-mi-mi...

Gotta be one of the most tone deaf and privileged manufactured pop stars ever. Like even Madonna has some serious fucking artistry to some of her music, but Swift? She's never produced anything I would consider legitimately good art outside of a single or two. She's mostly just a McDonald's like figure in music. It's cheap(ish), everywhere, convenient, has no nutritional value whatsoever.

I don’t normally read reviews lately but this was a great read, gj!

Album Rating: 0.5

Thanks for the kind words everyone!

No problem

Swifties are in tears they’re triggered by all the negative press surrounding this album , my coworker got into a heated argument over it on break and went home early crying.. we’re doomed

unless by "coworker" youre a teacher and meant 10 year old student thats very concerning

Album Rating: 1.0

Taylor Swift fans when people talk shit: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Bladee fans when people say he sucks: we know

alright im bored moving on

Peeps even mad if I say the album is just “good”

Album Rating: 1.5

as long as you dont think its the greatest pop album like some peeps you alright

Some peeps haven’t done their research

Album Rating: 1.5

research is boring

Album Rating: 2.5

No way this album is a 1 or 2. It’s good. Let it sit.

Album Rating: 2.5

Trevor I love you bro but the fallout and t swift

Album Rating: 2.5

So this album rides the fine line between overrated and underrated



There is no doubt, T took huge inspiration for Lana Del Rey on this one



The minimal production. It’s easy to hear.

Album Rating: 1.5

You left your typewriter at my apartment

Straight from the Tortured Poets Department

I think some things I never say

Like, "Who uses typewriters anyway?" But

You're in self-sabotage mode, throwing spikes down on the road

But I've seen this episode and still loved the show

Who else decodes you?









PEOPLE REALLY GUNNA SIT HERE AND SAY THIS IS GOOD.

Album Rating: 0.5

Bladee is the good version of Taylor Swift, if you really think about it

"She's mostly just a McDonald's like figure in music. It's cheap(ish), everywhere, convenient, has no nutritional value whatsoever."

True but don't be giving them ideas. "Double McSwifty w/ cheese" coming soon!