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| 3.5 great | X666X | May 22nd 12 |
okay so like i never heard shoegaze until i was fingerbanging this hipster chick in the back seat of her chevy lumina but she put on this alcest cd and i was like "this is almost as pretty as you babe" and she laughed and said "youre so corny". anyway like this is kind of black metal too i read but its a lot better than cradle of filth yknow? anyway like i discovered that this is what you listen to when your driving with chicks. this is chick music. its a hipster magnet. they here neej's voice and they get wet, and guess wat neej is in france or some homo *** while your right theyre.
like this is actually pretty sweet too it has really good guitar stuff and *** but its just kind of boring at the same time. like i feel like they couldve just tried a little harder and maybe if theyre were more heavier parts. like dont get me wrong this isnt bad but its not heavy. when i hear the words black metal i want heavy. i like shoegaze sort of like explosions in the sky is really sick when you just toke a bowl but come on this is like black metal shoegaze or whatever and on the other album it turns into the lion king lmao.
but yo my complaints are minimum cos like it works on the ladies. idk why but they love neej. like talk to a hipster girl when ur visitting a friend who graduated before you at his college and ask her about alcest. older women kill the dick, fact. its so sick.
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| 4.0 excellent | kotsis | February 14th 11 |
Le Secret vocal is reminds me to the vocaloid singers voice... ^^'
And the drum is striking before the last part ~haha I'm so confused after the Le Secret
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| 3.5 great | mkamrass | July 28th 13 |
This is good melodic black metal that also has some mellow relaxing parts that are not black
metal. It was interesting in the beginning of the album to hear a woman singing in a black
metal part, her voice was a little weak because of the music overpowering it, but that is OK
for the most part, still cool though. One criticism of the album is that the transitions
between the mellow parts and and black metal parts seemed a little fast at times.
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| 5.0 classic | quetzal | August 24th 21 |
| 4.0 excellent | Laen | February 5th 20 |
| 4.5 superb | JOK | September 12th 19 |
| 4.0 excellent | JLR2DEG | January 17th 18 |
| 3.5 great | adios | September 20th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | YeeHaw | July 11th 17 |
| 3.5 great | gilly | June 30th 17 |
| 4.0 excellent | fejoob | October 1st 16 |
| 3.5 great | Lanas | July 25th 16 |
| 3.5 great | jmh886 | January 31st 14 |
| 4.0 excellent | 1992 | January 14th 14 |
| 4.5 superb | Dhusuju | November 13th 12 |
| 3.5 great | Phate72 | February 13th 12 |
| 3.0 good | Matski | January 22nd 12 |
| 3.5 great | HWBTW | December 19th 11 |
| 3.0 good | Hawks | December 13th 11 |
| 3.5 great | Aether | October 19th 11 |
| 2.0 poor | Ire | May 25th 11 |
| 3.5 great | Kenos | January 11th 11 |
| 3.0 good | rc1288 | September 9th 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | mikle | May 4th 10 |
| 4.0 excellent | Zion | January 6th 10 |
| 5.0 classic | Set | September 12th 09 |
| 3.0 good | Bhima | July 22nd 08 |
| 2.5 average | Hewitt | March 22nd 08 |
| 4.0 excellent | Zoo | November 26th 07 |
| 4.0 excellent | eug008 | August 8th 07 |
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