Cenotaph
Pseudo Verminal Cadaverium


1.5
very poor

Review

by rasputin USER (201 Reviews)
November 14th, 2008 | 103 replies


Release Date: 2003 | Tracklist

Review Summary: ‘Cenotaph was formed…with the aim of performing some piece of the most brutal and the sickest music that has ever been played’. Great, just great.

The ever descending quality in extreme music is portrayed perfectly by the entire brutal/tech-death/gore sub genre. Taking elements from both death metal and grind, basing entire album concepts around autopsies/butchery/vomit as made famous by shit bands like Cannibal Corpse, and then attempting to seem innovative by making their music overly technical, the whole notion behind this type of music is just absurd. I’ll concede that it isn’t always this bad; Necrophagist’s Onset of Putrification, an album that definitely has redeeming qualities, is an example where a band can make a song called ‘Fermented Offal Discharge’ or ‘Advanced Corpse Tumor’, and still convey a sense of talent (mostly due to Suicmez). Nevertheless, Pseudo Verminal Cadaverium, by Turkey’s Cenotaph, is one such album that does not have any redeeming qualities.

Pseudo Verminal Cadaverium is unquestionably ‘brutal’ -- persistently so, to the extent that after listening to the first two tracks I simply had had enough. If you do force yourself to go on, you’ll find the album does not get any better; a constant barrage of drumming, riffs and terrible gutturals, void of any variation, for just under forty minutes, is basically what Pseudo Verminal Cadaverium is as an album. The technicality behind the music is very unmemorable; the various ‘complex’ rhythms are repeated constantly, so much so that you would be surprised in finding out that the band didn’t just play the same song nine times. To make matters worse, the vocal performance is shocking. To complement the album’s focus on blood, vomit and fecal discharge, Cenotaph’s vocalist sounds like he enjoys consuming said matter from time to time. Giving him some credit, you will find both low gutturals, screams, and various tones in between on Pseudo Verminal Cadaverium, it’s just that as much as he varies himself it doesn’t hide the fact that he sounds ridiculous. His indecipherable growls and screams sound like he’s trying to pull his stomach out from his mouth, which although may go well together with the band’s intentions, nonetheless results in an abysmal performance.

Ignoring the fact that the music is repetitive, ignoring the retarded concept, and even ignoring the poor vocal performance, Psuedo Verminal Cadaverium is an album you should avoid simply because of the fact that it does absolutely nothing in terms of furthering its (shitty) genre. A poor album can be commended if it is original; Cenotaph are not original in the slightest, and unfortunately imitate the worst aspects of extreme death metal. Don’t waste your time.



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rasputin
November 15th 2008


14967 Comments


Quote in summary taken from http://www.metal-archives.com/more.php?id=1255.
Wrote this up because I'm bored, and don't want to study.

ManWomanBoogie
November 15th 2008


185 Comments


this band sounds like lolz.

DaveyBoy
Emeritus
November 15th 2008


22500 Comments


And you call me a "review monster"!!! :-)

rasputin
November 15th 2008


14967 Comments


haha I've just been procrastinating like crazy, I can't go anywhere because I need to study, so I just sit at home and do like 10 minutes study, 50 minutes other for every hour.

deadsinkingstory
November 15th 2008


39 Comments


masturbate?

rasputin
November 15th 2008


14967 Comments


you'd think so, but no, not really

deadsinkingstory
November 15th 2008


39 Comments


hmm, whatever floats your boat.

if you're giving a neg review to The Faceless, please sir, leave it for me.

rasputin
November 15th 2008


14967 Comments


No, I won't be reviewing the Faceless. I don't want to have to listen to that album again.

deadsinkingstory
November 15th 2008


39 Comments


i assume the music on here is around the music level of the faceless, only the faceless doesn't have retarded song names?

rasputin
November 15th 2008


14967 Comments


The Faceless aren't as bad as these guys, but yeah it's somewhat similar other than the whole brutal gore bullshit.

deadsinkingstory
November 15th 2008


39 Comments


ugh my friend listens to this shit, that and goregrind.

-_-

taylormemer
November 15th 2008


4964 Comments


This looks pretty hilarious.

deadsinkingstory
November 15th 2008


39 Comments


that's what they said with DoomThrone.

ManWomanBoogie
November 15th 2008


185 Comments


rasputin you should really be the next staff reviewer.

Awesome review as per usual.

rasputin
November 15th 2008


14967 Comments


This better not fucking turn into another Doomthrone. These guys aren't as bad as them anyway, they're popular enough to have released 4 full length albums. There are always idiots who suck up this shit.

rasputin you should really be the next staff reviewer.



Awesome review as per usual.

I pretty much pulled this one out of my arse, I'm so bored, but thanks a lot.This Message Edited On 11.14.08

taylormemer
November 15th 2008


4964 Comments


feels bad man?

rasputin
November 15th 2008


14967 Comments


I have an exam on tuesday then another on wednesday, but I'm going out tonight so I'm subconsciously trying to waste as much time as possible so it can be tonight already.

fireaboveicebelow
November 15th 2008


6835 Comments


Compulsive Disownency
wtf is that
Stabbing Faces
...fuck this bandThis Message Edited On 11.14.08

rasputin
November 15th 2008


14967 Comments


yeah it wouldn't be as bad if they didn't fucking make up words. 'Goremented', 'Pervertation', 'Disownency'.
I didn't even look up lyrics for this, I'm afraid of what I'll find.

fireaboveicebelow
November 15th 2008


6835 Comments


this looks worse than what I just reviewed, but I've always stayed away from this genre, 99% of it sucks



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