CK
01.21.13 | This has been happening off and on all year, but today since we don't have school it's been going on for hours. Seriously, should I shit in his pillow and give him pink eye or what |
smith1
01.21.13 | yea man, shit on his face |
Satellite
01.21.13 | does he have a private bathroom? if so i've got 2 words: double decker. |
omnipanzer
01.21.13 | Flick him in the nut sack. |
theacademy
01.21.13 | text him some texts and then yeah, when he's distracted, shit on him. |
savagecabbage
01.21.13 | put a toaster in a pillowcase and beat his ass |
omnipanzer
01.21.13 | through a goldbergian system of levers and pulleys make it so that the next time he hits snooze it drops a cream pie on his face.
Not good enough? did I mention the cream pie is made of shit under all that whipped cream? |
Satellite
01.21.13 | yr sister's hot |
CK
01.21.13 | Good shit guys, keep it coming!
Satellite for all you know my sister could look like me with tits |
dammets
01.21.13 | your sister looks like that girl they throw salt at in its always sunny. i forgot her name |
CK
01.21.13 | She doesn't have a name, she's a snail |
Satellite
01.21.13 | gail the snail duh |
ButteryBiscuitBass
01.21.13 | Bum him. |
Satellite
01.21.13 | we don't speak british |
ButteryBiscuitBass
01.21.13 | Nor do I. I speak English. |
Satellite
01.21.13 | bum means vagina, yeah? |
ButteryBiscuitBass
01.21.13 | No, Arse. Hence I speak English. I am English. Deep down somewhere, you are English. Remember that. |
Satellite
01.21.13 | no need for the hostility, mate. you guys just have an interesting take on the language is all. :) |
ButteryBiscuitBass
01.21.13 | Ah, it's hard to tell over the internet, I thought you were having a pop at me. No problem and no hostility bro. |
Satellite
01.21.13 | haha i sorta was (including my last comment) but all in good fun dude |
ButteryBiscuitBass
01.21.13 | Of course mate. I would've bitten at 'interesting take on the language', considering it's ours and you stole it and changed colour to color, etc ;-) |
FromDaHood
01.21.13 | My roommate's alarm woke me up at 10:30, he turned it off and slept til noon. Hate that kid. |
omnipanzer
01.21.13 | "considering it's ours and you stole it"
Not stolen, it came with us. |
anarchistfish
01.21.13 | I think I heard once that Spanish almost became the national language of the US. Interesting if it's true. Wouldn't be very surprising though |
omnipanzer
01.21.13 | Or maybe Italian
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amerigo_Vespucci |
anarchistfish
01.21.13 | where did French get lost in the fray? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_France
I mean, there's Quebec. But even in Louisiana it's rare |
omnipanzer
01.21.13 | France was there, then we bought them out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisiana_Purchase |
omnipanzer
01.21.13 | Oddly enough, despite all the rumblings from the French up north ours seem to be quite happy right where they are. I guess when you get right down to it we make better room mates than the Canadiens do.
Shocker eh? |
JohnnyoftheWell
01.21.13 | scythe him |
omnipanzer
01.21.13 | Teeheehee Rainbow Stab? |
anarchistfish
01.21.13 | "France was there, then we bought them out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louisiana_Purchase"
fucking melts |
CK
01.21.13 | When did this become a class on the history of America and it's languages? I thought there were no classes today =P
Oh, and I woke up, went to get breakfast and a coffee, came back and made this list, did some homework while listening to Bjork on my speakers, watched an episode of Firefly with my girlfriend, went to the gym, and he is still fucking asleep. But hey, his alarm isn't going off anymore |
Chortles
01.21.13 | cum on his chest dude |
CK
01.21.13 | Iight but you're next |
CK
03.03.13 | Holy fuck, he is at it again... |