ExcentrifugalForz
03.09.13 | the Chinese Mallrat |
Calc
03.09.13 | the [geographical location] [animal] |
KenboSlice
03.09.13 | doggy |
Acanthus
03.09.13 | The one you both like the best. Or the one that it's easier to force the more submissive one into.
From behind with some chains and cuffs, or just a handful of hair and physical dominance is also fun.
Didn't vote, just like talking about sex. |
Iamthe Nightstars
03.09.13 | doggy [2] |
Recspecs
03.09.13 | Hittin it from the back is nice
When she rides it slow it feels nice
Double Penetration Shotgun >>>> |
Recspecs
03.09.13 | Also when girls eat my ass and give me a reacharound holy shitttttt |
Kronzo
03.09.13 | I was more referring to sexual positions that involve only males. Could we discuss those instead? |
kitsch
03.09.13 | her legs on your shoulders |
Calc
03.09.13 | "I was more referring to sexual positions that involve only males. Could we discuss those instead?"
oh in that case...
doggy [3] |
North0House2
03.09.13 | doggy [4]
her legs on your shoulders [2]
I'd say it's a tie. |
Relinquished
03.09.13 | doggy but when she has her legs spread at a flexible 180 |
WeepingBanana
03.09.13 | it was only a matter of time before Luke showed up
being picky about sex positions is dumb |
sniper
03.09.13 | not looking for better sex positions is dumb |
Trebor.
03.09.13 | upside down jack jammer |
dammets
03.09.13 | does finger cuffs count as a sex position? |
WeepingBanana
03.09.13 | "not looking for better sex positions is dumb"
agreed, that didn't contradict what i said |
Recspecs
03.09.13 | I like cumming on her face and then I post it on Instagram. |
deathofasalesman
03.09.13 | Put both of her legs on only one of your shoulders. Makes nice and tight. |
Necrotica
03.09.13 | I like the Alaskan Firetruck |
Acanthus
03.09.13 | I can see Weepings point, especially when you both enjoy yourselves. Looking through the "top" sex positions online and in books really brings into perspective how a good sex life really covers a lot if them; some are just strange for the sake of being strange. |
savagecabbage
03.09.13 | the puritan piledriver |
Trebor.
03.09.13 | The one where a girl lets me put my penis inside her |
DominionMM1
03.09.13 | part of it depends on the girls features. if she's got a great ass, doggy or reverse cowgirl are the way to go. if she's got a killer rack, it's all about the cowgirl. |
MoosechriS
03.09.13 | The fuckin G CLAMP!!!!!!!!
2 in the pink 1 in the stink!
Also doggie [47473828] but really variety is the spice of life. Exploration ftw, always try new things no matter how bizarre it seems |
Recspecs
03.09.13 | Lol half the people itt get zero play irl |
Necrotica
03.09.13 | The one where I put my balls in her mouth and shit on her face |
Pennywise_M
03.09.13 | "I like cumming on her face and then I post it on Instagram."
HAHAHA |
DrMaximus
03.09.13 | Double Blumpkin |
paxman
03.09.13 | Doggy or cowgirl, kinda hard to top those |
kitsch
03.09.13 | last night i tied my gf's hands behind her back, tied her legs to the bed posts, put a gag ball in her mouth, put a dildo in her pussy and then fucked her in the ass.
fuk ya niga |
DrMaximus
03.09.13 | "the Chinese Mallrat."
lol WTF?
|
Trebor.
03.09.13 | inb4 andcas and some pissing fetish shit |
Spec
03.09.13 | The Flying Camel
|
dammets
03.09.13 | She came in my face, so I pissed on hers |
TomArnoldsArmpit
03.09.13 | reverse jackhammer |
taxidermist
03.09.13 | Doggy [352342]
Her legs on your shoulders [3]
Those are both awesome. Doggy is the shit though. |
dammets
03.09.13 | the nightman cometh |
taxidermist
03.09.13 | Cowgirl is boss if she knows how to do it too.
|
DamnVanne
03.09.13 | The Russian Recliner, wherein you shit in her mouth during a reverse tittyfuck |
DrMaximus
03.09.13 | The one where you wait for the girl to fall asleep, and then unleash your explosive bladder all over her unsuspecting face. I call it - The andcas. |
oltnabrick
03.09.13 | Yea the andcas |
Pennywise_M
03.09.13 | HAhaha oh this is just too good.. |
Kronzo
03.10.13 | thanks guys! I was looking for something new to try on my grandma! |
Tyrael
03.10.13 | 'The one where you wait for the girl to fall asleep, and then unleash your explosive bladder all over her unsuspecting face. I call it - The andcas.'
you guys disgust me holy fuck |
climactic
03.10.13 | i for one think the girl in andcas's story deserved it |
climactic
03.10.13 | if i remember correctly |
climactic
03.10.13 | also, The one where a girl lets me put my penis inside her [2] |
DrMaximus
03.10.13 | lol andcas you know I joke :p |
savagecabbage
03.10.13 | dudes, this guy is in a pretty legit band that should play warped tour. js/ |
DrMaximus
03.10.13 | @ andcas
Excellent choice! I approve of that. |
ExcentrifugalForz
03.10.13 | Mike is that cause you are still sore from being penetrated the last time you tried it? |
tommygun
03.10.13 | doggy
girl on top
reverse cowgirl
girl on benchtop with her legs on your shoulders |
evilford
03.10.13 | Doggy [100000000008] duh
Cowgirl's close too prob cuz you can get all the titty action you want |
Recspecs
03.10.13 | Awful thread |
coneren
03.10.13 | anal in the mouth |
Calc
03.10.13 | Ya'll can keep fuking deez people if you want to, thats mo monkey pussy for me
hooking up with an orangutang next week. |
KjSwantko
03.10.13 | really. |
Calc
03.10.13 | does that Romeo shit work on da ladies snox? |
tommygun
03.10.13 | @ snox - it feels good for both parties and it's a nice view
it's just sex man you're overthinking it |
tommygun
03.10.13 | ah well different strokes and all that |
Aids
03.10.13 | doggy is the best no contest. this one girl I had sex with a few times a few months ago was super hot and had a huge back/side tattoo oh man it was just the best. |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | A lot of women get the wrong idea with doggy where they think the main function is so you don't have to look at her and what not
But it's all about being able to get deeper ya mean |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | What r u 9 inches |
Calc
03.10.13 | maybe her vagina was too shallow |
Aids
03.10.13 | it was a really colourful and elaborate flower kinda thing at it went from her lower back around the side and to her ribcage on one side |
paxman
03.10.13 | sweet. sexy tattooed chicks are the best. [2] |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | snoxall stop doing that thing where you brag but act like you're not bragging
7 and a half is in like the 90% percentile for white people |
Necrotica
03.10.13 | Dick-wizarding |
paxman
03.10.13 | Mine's nine but you don't see me bragging about it
Nope |
Necrotica
03.10.13 | Mine's around 8 |
DrMaximus
03.10.13 | I can ring doorbells with mine. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.10.13 | Doggy my girlfriend loves it :) |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | 5 and proud
|
paxman
03.10.13 | I'm black tho |
DrMaximus
03.10.13 | @ J0ckstrap
Your fleshlight doesn't count as a girlfriend. |
paxman
03.10.13 | I would trade for trebor's cause I have a curve |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.10.13 | "@ J0ckstrap Your fleshlight doesn't count as a girlfriend."
That's funny cuz my girlfriend isn't a fleshlight dumbass. Ur just jealous chronic masterbater
|
Trebor.
03.10.13 | I really need to get a fleshlight
|
paxman
03.10.13 | Mines deformed
I have gimp sex |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.10.13 | Treb they are expensive lol |
Apollo
03.10.13 | I'm simple, doggy does it for me but her on top sometimes is always fun |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.10.13 | Agreed |
Apollo
03.10.13 | "hooking up with an orangutang next week."
fucking lol |
tommygun
03.10.13 | my buddy had a fleshlight and he suctioned it to my other buddy's car repeatedly until it was entirely covered in imprinted pussy lips |
DrMaximus
03.10.13 | Just messing J0ck, lol |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.10.13 | Haha no prob it's hard to tell what's a joke since there is no voice inflection in text |
paxman
03.10.13 | I bought a Fleshlight on a lark when it first came out a number of years ago. My wife was having a difficult pregnancy and I was in need of more satisfying form of sexual release the my hand could provide. The salesperson at the shop I frequent convinced me to give it a try even though I thought the price was a little steep. When I tried it out the first time I couldn't believe how REAL it felt. I closed my eyes and started fantasizing. Needless to say it was like my first time all over again and it was over way to soon. By loosening or tightening the cap you can achieve the desired tightness. A couple of things to keep in mind. You can't be in a hurry when you use your Fleshlight. Be sure and soak it in very warm water before you start. It will make it feel much more real. Keep plenty of a good quality water soluble lubricant handy and do not use a silicone based lube. Keep plenty of extra lubricant handy during a long session because if you are laying on your back it will have a tendency to run out and it won't feel as good if it is dry. You also need be sure to thoroughly clean and dry both the sleeve and case before you put away. Even after several years of use my Fleshlight is as good as new. I am still amassed how satisfying my orgasms are with all the use its had. It never gets old. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.10.13 | Damn |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | It's Orangutan and they aren't monkeys, read a fucking book for once |
someguest
03.10.13 | the one with your mother |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.10.13 | Oooooooooooooooooooooo shits goin down |
Calc
03.10.13 | lol its a dave chapelle joke. stop freaking out all the time. |
someguest
03.10.13 | he's a white knight |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | Fuck Dave, he needs to be taking an anthropology class before making jokes about fucking apes |
Calc
03.10.13 | and i totally take back what i said about you being sorta alright lol |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | How do you not get my humor holy fuck, but yeah people calling animals by their wrong class is a huge peeve of mine |
someguest
03.10.13 | get another finger tat while you're out |
Calc
03.10.13 | but yeah fuck dave!!! he's only worked harder and been more successful then you could ever hope to be lol
@andcas i'll be gone so this thread will be bleh. |
someguest
03.10.13 | "don't say tat. it's just lame."
bingo! |
Calc
03.10.13 | i get it foo I just dont respond the way you like. I respond like this :] doesnt mean i dont get you man, i get you.
get me? |
someguest
03.10.13 | calc how about a shower goddamn |
someguest
03.10.13 | stinkin' this shit up |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | lol you got really mad when I jokingly said fuck dave, a guy you don't even know personally what the fuck is this |
someguest
03.10.13 | you're both virgins anyway let's end this argument with sadness |
Apollo
03.10.13 | but the sadness never ends |
someguest
03.10.13 | yikes not looking good for them is it |
Apollo
03.10.13 | Trebor is an idiot. Always stirring shit up, and never in an amusing way either. Just in an annoying adolescent way. |
coneren
03.10.13 | leave him alone or ill beat your ass he read that and hes too mad to fight you himself ill fuckin do it |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | lol apollo I only fuck with shitty users you should know that by now |
coneren
03.10.13 | stay out of this rob this is between me and him now |
someguest
03.10.13 | rob and cone |
coneren
03.10.13 | its going to be the end all of every all everyone stay the fuck away and look the fuck out |
Apollo
03.10.13 | cone I'm gonna fuck you up |
Aids
03.10.13 | itt virgins argue with each other as they masturbate furiously onto their laptops |
Apollo
03.10.13 | the ass that is |
someguest
03.10.13 | cone put the butter knife down, it's dangerously close to your eye |
coneren
03.10.13 | maybe in any other fight but now that i am fighting for my love i will destroy you |
someguest
03.10.13 | "itt virgins argue with each other as they masturbate furiously onto their laptops"
comin' from the guy who lost his virginity in africa
that doesn't even count |
coneren
03.10.13 | i dont use a butter knife you bitch im not a pussy who used dangerous weapons that is for big pussies im a real man i use these fists that dat mother fucker upstairs gave me to kick ass |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | Yes Aids we get it, you've had sex at least 3 times and want to let everyone know |
someguest
03.10.13 | his dad was horny in '06 |
coneren
03.10.13 | lets ask |
Apollo
03.10.13 | "comin' from the guy who lost his virginity in africa
that doesn't even count"
bahahahahaha |
Aids
03.10.13 | haha jesus christ way to get immediately defensive
ps I never had sex in Africa true story |
someguest
03.10.13 | it's called humor aids
don't be such a disease |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | Damn dude are you telling me you didn't get any of that chicks with lots of rings on their necks pussy?
What a waste of a trip |
coneren
03.10.13 | thats what i thought about you guys thats right you know it |
Aids
03.10.13 | taking my comment about virginity seriously then accusing me of not getting humour
are you a virgin? |
coneren
03.10.13 | who said that |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | Dude cone has had sex more than once dude don't fuck with him |
coneren
03.10.13 | robs dad once and his sister 4 times |
someguest
03.10.13 | i haven't taken a thing in this list seriously
YOU PRICK!!!!!! |
evilford
03.10.13 | Best position is "skullfucker" |
chambered99
03.10.13 | lol |
coneren
03.10.13 | who wants to penetrate this one |
someguest
03.10.13 | that comment screams 'my girlfriend is flat' xeno |
coneren
03.10.13 | we arent foreign what are you talking about |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | Hey I may be sexually frustrated but I ain't a teenager, I'm 20 goddamnit |
coneren
03.10.13 | why did he call everyone foreign |
CK
03.10.13 | Doggy all the way |
evilford
03.10.13 | Nah I'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus rex |
oltnabrick
03.10.13 | snoop dogg - doggystyle |
coneren
03.10.13 | yeah |
someguest
03.10.13 | damn snoxall she had a 7 1/2 incher?
impressive. |
coneren
03.10.13 | how does my dick get to be that big help me out here mike |
evilford
03.10.13 | 8 inch clit wew that's hot |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | Do you guys like t girls? |
Tyrannic
03.10.13 | my dicks so big it has a ribcage |
coneren
03.10.13 | how do i do that i said help me out not be an asshole about it wow youre a fucking jerk |
coneren
03.10.13 | no youre not you dink |
EyesWideShut
03.10.13 | 69 especially if she lets you fuck her face from that position.
Doggystyle is good cuz i can control the pace but If the girl knows how to ride i cant promise more than 5 mins. |
DrMaximus
03.10.13 | My dick is so big I have to cook it breakfast in the morning |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | Where are you guys finding these ladies that let you do these things to them oh man |
coneren
03.10.13 | the zoo |
Jash
03.10.13 | Face down ass up pulling both her arms back is hard to beat, my girl is also crazy on top which I'm so thankful for. Each time I have sex a certain position is sticks out more than the others because of things that go down in the moment, I feel like I'm pretty lucky though because every time is the best time with my girl. Another one I love if I'm feeling super romantic is laying on our sides while facing each other so I can hold her body right against mine and state into her eyes while I just rail her |
coneren
03.10.13 | can i buy her |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | "Another one I love if I'm feeling super romantic is laying on our sides while facing each other so I can hold her body right against mine and state into her eyes while I just rail her"
So motherfucking romantic until the railing part |
Jash
03.10.13 | That's a price I'm afraid you cannot afford sir |
coneren
03.10.13 | no dude i have 30 bags of doritos |
Vakarian12
03.10.13 | thats a once in a life time deal Jash. Take it |
Jash
03.10.13 | "So motherfucking romantic until the railing part."
She begs me to do so, in her eyes getting fucked hard is so motherfucking romantic |
coneren
03.10.13 | ill give you 23 |
Kimm
03.10.13 | The other night a guy crawled into bed with me uninvited WHILE I WAS SLEEPING and starting spooning me, true story. |
KjSwantko
03.10.13 | Did you let him bone you? |
Kimm
03.10.13 | I did not. |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | That's more action than I'm getting |
KjSwantko
03.10.13 | haha |
someguest
03.10.13 | lol rob I feel sorry for ya but you pull one-liners off on yourself so well that I really don't
hopefully you kicked that guy's teeth in kimm |
coneren
03.10.13 | because if you didnt he will |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | My comedy doesn't seem to work in getting me laid unfortunately
Maybe if I start doing stand up I'll get some action idk
|
CK
03.10.13 | Secks |
Kimm
03.10.13 | "hopefully you kicked that guy's teeth in kimm"
Didn't do that either. |
someguest
03.10.13 | Should've. |
Kimm
03.10.13 | lol. I just was a little scared to sleep. |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | lol when a girl does that to a guy it's considered cute
|
KjSwantko
03.10.13 | "Didn't do that either."
So what did you do? |
someguest
03.10.13 | trebor is still learning the differences between men and women and expectations of conduct |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | Bro I'm autistic give me a break |
MO
03.10.13 | lol what a thread |
someguest
03.10.13 | "Bro I'm autistic give me a break"
it's the fast food |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | I perfectly understand that guys can't be creeping like that man |
Insurrection
03.10.13 | i get what trebor is saying. i long to one day live in a world where double standards dont exist |
coneren
03.10.13 | they do exist i own 3 |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | It's not really a double standard, I mean you gotta watch out for rape you know |
Puzzles
03.10.13 | lol snox you're 15? |
Insurrection
03.10.13 | girls can rape too bro |
Kimm
03.10.13 | "so what did you do?"
Essentially nothing. I was really caught off guard. At first I thought he just wanted to cuddle and I was okay with that, but then I had to roll over/away a few times when hands starting going where they shouldn't.
That's what I get for hanging with guys I guess! |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | Damn that's not cool |
Eclecticist
03.10.13 | what even is this |
Kimm
03.10.13 | "Damn that's not cool"
It was just weird. The guy's still my friend, just have to make sure there are rules in place if he ever wants to crash in the same house as me. |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | I don't know if I would be so forgiving
|
KjSwantko
03.10.13 | Rule #1 - Don't touch my vagina. |
Kimm
03.10.13 | He's an interesting guy, that's for sure. |
someguest
03.10.13 | He's pushing his limits on purpose. But hey, if you welcome that! |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | I'm not even close to being that assertive
|
someguest
03.10.13 | It's okay not to be a dickweed Trebor. |
Crymsonblaze
03.10.13 | i hope to kiss a girl
one day |
AngelofDeath
03.10.13 | "I'm not even close to being that assertive"
Why be assertive when you can be insertive? |
FromDaHood
03.10.13 | Damn someguest is on fire |
SeaAnemone
03.10.13 | it's all about variation |
MoosechriS
03.10.13 | ^
this |
RickySpanish
03.10.13 | Z job reigns supreme |
SeaAnemone
03.10.13 | lol it took 200 comments to get to that answer? |
Trebor.
03.10.13 | Not all of us can be sex pros |
Tyrannic
03.10.13 | wheelbarrow |
Kronzo
03.10.13 | My victory dance after my first time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhE88Tp4I6U |
omnipanzer
03.10.13 | The Eiffel Tower
Duh |
EaglesBecomeVultures
03.10.13 | how many dudes
thread made me want to take a shower |
EaglesBecomeVultures
03.10.13 | how many dudes snox
haw many dudes |
EaglesBecomeVultures
03.10.13 | not being homohpboic, this whole catchphrase of mine would likely work in the opposite
im just sayin itt
large population of dudes
im assuming straight dudes
how many dudes |
Kman418
03.10.13 | how
many |
Recspecs
03.10.13 | Nothing wrong with fucking a guy as long as you don't make eye contact. |
evilford
03.10.13 | 'I'm not even close to being that assertive'
Yeah well the guy in her story was probably closer to sexual assault charges than being assertive so you're alright on that one
|
kitsch
03.11.13 | people saying doggy is the best are fucking immature dipwads
|
Inferis
03.11.13 | No offense dude but there's like 4 "Junz" bands this year. |
drasticaction74
07.10.13 | did anyone say Polish Bike-ride yet? |
peaks40
07.10.13 | i hope to kiss a girl
one day [2] |
Crymsonblaze
07.10.13 | it's coming soon i hope |
BallsToTheWall
07.10.13 | The Grouper Stack. One girl on top of the other on top of the other where you stick dip it in from behind from the bottom girl to the middle girl to the top girl. BAM |
peaks40
07.10.13 | I fear it may never come. ftw |
Recspecs
07.10.13 | Ahh I remember this beauty of a list |
MO
07.10.13 | her legs on your shoulders ohhhhh yes |
Recspecs
07.10.13 | Bruh yes and when she flips you over and slides her cawk into your gaping asshole |
WeepingBanana
07.10.13 | god damnit why doesn't cone post anymore
also best position is the female specimen laying down on her back while the male specimen is on his knees or standing up fucking her grabbing her wrists and going all out. or gently leaning on her knees pushing them back |
anarchistfish
07.10.13 | you people watch too much porn |
Tyrael
07.10.13 | probably |
Drummerboy123
07.10.13 | Lol.
Like anyone on this site has had sex. |
WeepingBanana
07.10.13 | implying fish hasn't jacked it in over 12 hours |
Tyrael
07.10.13 | i hope to kiss a girl
one day [3] |
Pennywise_M
07.10.13 | ...Se...Sex? |
BallsToTheWall
07.10.13 | I came six times to this thread today. My water bottle is full. |
DrMaximus
07.10.13 | What a refreshing beverage. |
anarchistfish
07.10.13 | "implying fish hasn't jacked it in over 12 hours"
since when do you need porn to do that? |
ViperAces
07.10.13 | i hope to kiss a girl
one day [4] |
ViperAces
07.10.13 | agreed with fish |
Pennywise_M
07.10.13 | .... Sex.... Ha, SEX |
acorncheese
07.10.13 | hate to say it but missionary is the most pleasureful and obvz also gives you the most control over pretty much everything. |