YakNips
07.01.13 | 6 glasses of boxed wine |
anarchistfish
07.01.13 | I hate beer but I get tipsy after a bottle of cider so yeah I'm a bit of a lightweight.
Never thrown up or gotten a hangover though. So I'll take it. |
anarchistfish
07.01.13 | We can no longer be friends. |
MikeC26
07.01.13 | Depends on the time frame. I can put down 15-20 over the course of a night and be pretty drunk but if I shotgun 3-4 in a short period I'll get DRUNK |
bakkermaarten007
07.01.13 | American beer or...Belgian beer? It's quite the difference =)
|
TheSpaceMan
07.01.13 | what do you call being drunk? I can safely talk to a cop up until my 15th beer if thats what you're asking |
TheSpaceMan
07.01.13 | btw what beer are you drinking? |
Sleaper
07.01.13 | my tolerance has gone down so much. Now like 8 beers and im pretty drunk. Stop drinking at about 12-13.
no idea how it went down. Used to be able to down 15 no problems |
facupm
07.01.13 | :D |
tommygun
07.01.13 | depends how much i've eaten but usually start feelin good n happy after 6-8 and i remain coherent and coordinated until about 15 or so then i start slurring a bit
i usually switch to scotch after bout 10 beers though cos bloating catches up |
TheSpaceMan
07.01.13 | as a college kid from the states, Coors is where its at. nice taste man |
bakkermaarten007
07.01.13 | To give an idea: I've now drunk two 33cl beers of 10,5° in 1,5 hour and I'm feeling lightheaded but not drunk. Exactly the way it should be =) |
sonictheplumber
07.01.13 | 48 |
tommygun
07.01.13 | what's the line for 'drunk' though like when you can't get a boner? |
MO
07.01.13 | after about 17 I start to hit the wall |
Winsomniac
07.01.13 | Are we talking piss beer lagers or manly-ass IPAs?
You can't just say '12oz beer' and ignore the massive difference between shitstone light and the greatness that is Figueroa Mountain Hoppy Poppy.
It's not all the same, man. Fuckin' amateur... |
Winsomniac
07.01.13 | Actually, you kind of read like one...
So maybe? I don't know, are you drinking like one? |
tommygun
07.01.13 | haha nah me either reichy not sure if that actually happens to people? would have to be incredibly wasted i'd imagine |
menawati
07.01.13 | if im tired and haven't eaten and it's a hot day then 2 pints and i'm lathered but if i've eaten and i'm lively then it takes fuck loads of beer and spirits to get me drunk |
wacknizzle
07.01.13 | I usually start getting buzzed after 3 or 4. I usually only drink about 8 to 10 though when I really wanna get drunk. I don't mind not drinking THAT much, not trying to become a raging alcoholic. |
GiaNXGX
07.01.13 | five shots of everclear do the work for me |
Cygnatti
07.01.13 | probably 2 at most, if even that. |
keyokeyo
07.01.13 | 12 beers to get drunk? Zagggggg I'm tipsy at 4 and drunk at 6. However I haven't sipped a beer that comes in a 30 rack in probably a year - shotgun/funnel only. Save the sipping for the Blue Moons/Shock Tops etc etc etc |
Cygnatti
07.01.13 | this year, man. |
Cygnatti
07.01.13 | I've had an aversion to alcohol since drinking red whine for communion. |
pmmets07
07.01.13 | i'm with you cyg. |
Winsomniac
07.01.13 | Iunno, I just don't drink piss beers anymore. |
Cygnatti
07.01.13 | honestly, there's some beer in the fridge right now, and no one every drinks it... |
Pestiferous
07.01.13 | half a can of budweiser and im out for the next week |
tommygun
07.01.13 | bud sucks yeah it's basically just yellow water |
keyokeyo
07.01.13 | ^ Idk if you're juz joshin but pretty sure it's not scientifically possible to be drunk off half a beer |
Winsomniac
07.01.13 | Good beer =/= Strong beer |
Winesburgohio
07.01.13 | it's real hard to get drunk-drunk on beer, it's good to start off an evening but i have to switch to something else if i want to get roaring drunk |
MMX
07.01.13 | 13-15 it really depends on how much I've been eating though |
tommygun
07.01.13 | agreed winesburg there's a point with beer where I gotta slow down cos my stomach feels really full and bloated |
MMX
07.01.13 | Beer just makes you full, it's hard to get drunk off beer |
PistolPete
07.01.13 | i used to be able to drink 12-14 in one night back in first/second year uni, now i can maybe do 8 and then my burbs cease being burbs and just become ounces of liquid splashing up against my throat lol |
MMX
07.01.13 | I rarely get any good beer
The only stuff I ever find at parties are bud & sometimes corona |
UnnamedOcean
07.01.13 | I don't drink cheap shit from a can, so I have no idea. |
climactic
07.01.13 | damn 30 pack to yourself? makes me fee like a pussy lol, once i hit 10 i'm pretty fucked up |
Winsomniac
07.01.13 | Seriously, guys.
2-3 pints of Hoppy Poppy (6.7 or 7.7% abv, can't quite remember off the top of my head) within an hour and I'm no longer sober. Not necessarily outright drunk, but definitely at least tipsy. I'm 5'8'', 140 lbs, and I'm fine with that being my current tolerance.
If it's a pissing contest we're lookin' to have, then I must be inclined to ask how much you pussies bench/bicep curl/squat/etc.
Cum at me, bro |
MMX
07.01.13 | cum
cum
cum
cum
CUMED |
MMX
07.01.13 | 8.5 inches, the extra half inch makes all the difference |
tommygun
07.01.13 | yeah body size is a factor i guess, i'm average height/weight (180/75) so somewhere in the middle
some of the bigger dudes i know can just drink and drink like fuckin crazy and not be any different |
JokineAugustus
07.01.13 | Probably only 7 or 8 without eating. I'm a puny 5'9" 140lbs guy though. |
apert
07.01.13 | do americans not drink beers in pints??? i can get drunk on anything upwards from 5 pints depending on how much i've eaten etc. though most of the time me and my friends just strawpedo a bottle of wine now. that gets you pretty smashed |
NeoSpaz
07.01.13 | A guy I know drank 100 over the period of about 12-13 hours. he didn't even blow over the legal limit. It was the most insane shit I have ever seen. |
Dodecahedron
07.01.13 | I've got no idea, but I had a 24 oz Budweiser not too long ago and didn't feel anything. |
someguest
07.01.13 | I can do 8 or 9 pints and have a couple shots on top of it and still be fairly coherent.
And I use fairly quite loosely. |
DamnVanne
07.01.13 | Domestic piss beers from the 7-11: 14-18 beers before slurring and feeling great.
Craft Beers: a 12 pack gets me right where I need to be. |
Inveigh
07.01.13 | I had 9 stella artois on the golf course today between 11 and 3:30, but I was smoking pot
downed a 22 oz deschutes fresh squeezed IPA and 2 two brothers outlaw IPAs since then
if we're just talking light lagers then I'm not sure i have the stomach capacity to hit my limit, i'm 6' and about 185 lbs |
someguest
07.01.13 | Yay, another seasoned drinker!
We'll put these kids to shame! |
Spec
07.01.13 | A lot. Beer can't even get me drunk anymore for the most part, I just switch over to the hard stuff. |
MisterTornado
07.01.13 | half a beer |
Spec
07.01.13 | party on wayne |
demigod!
07.01.13 | never enough |
someguest
07.01.13 | Spec if you're ever in the States will have to grab a few. |
Spec
07.01.13 | I'll let you know for sure. Listen to some vinyls and drink some beers mmm. |
ConcubinaryCode
07.01.13 | just one sip and i get sooo tipsy. |
chemicalmarriage
07.01.13 | i take a couple shots of beer and beat my girlfriend relentlessly |
Winsomniac
07.01.13 | Bro my dick is 3 cm hard as a rock
Cum at me |
GiaNXGX
07.01.13 | whiskey > herbals > wines > brandy > beer > rum > cider |
Trebor.
07.01.13 | I had two hard ciders and felt nothing
Had like half a glass of vermouth and felt nothing
So idk |
someguest
07.01.13 | I only offer hard cider to people who are diabetic. |
EaglesBecomeVultures
07.01.13 | idk don't really count them anymore |
Slobo
07.01.13 | God I hate this question. Grow up |
SpiritCrusher2
07.01.13 | about 4 beers (0.5l, 5% alcohol) to get drunk (lightly), 10 is as far as I can go today |
Spec
07.01.13 | Once you get older you don't keep tabs on how many beer you've drank. You just go hard and fuck bitches. |
DominionMM1
07.01.13 | Had like half a glass of vermouth and felt nothing
lol |
EaglesBecomeVultures
07.01.13 | Support Busch Light 30 Packs |
EaglesBecomeVultures
07.01.13 | "Are we talking piss beer lagers or manly-ass IPAs?"
lol the sputnik drinking thread |
Deathconscious
07.01.13 | depends on how fast i drink them and if i recently ate. if i slam 5 or 6 ill probably be moderately drunk. 8 or 9 im pretty drunk. after that i cant really get any more drunk off of beer, i need hard liquor to get smashed. |
DikkoZinner
07.01.13 | Just make sure you're drinking Blatz beer. |
omnipanzer
07.01.13 | Unknown, I've drank a 30pk but went to bed unfulfilled as I had drank myself sober. Although drinking yourself sober means you should stop before you give yourself alcohol poisoning so we'll just say 30. |
ButteryBiscuitBass
07.01.13 | 4 pints till I'm tipsy then I can drink until I want.
Pretty stupid question though. There's nothing 'big' about alcohol.
|
DominionMM1
07.01.13 | never kept track so it'd be tough to tell |
Relinquished
07.01.13 | never keep track either |
BallsToTheWall
07.01.13 | How many bears can you drink? |
dsroka005
07.11.13 | most i've polished off is an 18 pack.. never tried to drink more than that |
oltnabrick
07.22.13 | for some reason i cant comment in your shoutbox |
Trebor.
07.22.13 | I chugged a lot of vermouth and had one bud light lime strawberita and I got pretty drunk if that answers your question |
oltnabrick
07.22.13 | whats wrong with you |
someguest
07.22.13 | the real question is how many beers can I drink before I have my arm around everything that bleeds |
oltnabrick
07.22.13 | stay on topic |
Trebor.
07.22.13 | It was all I had available oltna |
oltnabrick
07.22.13 | dam ur like one of those "alcholics' |
Vakarian12
07.22.13 | I hate beer but I get tipsy after a bottle of cider so yeah I'm a bit of a lightweight. [2] |
oltnabrick
07.22.13 | this seems all wrong |
someguest
07.22.13 | ^And honestly, it's not even worth it when you factor in how many times you have to piss out the piss you just took in. |
someguest
07.22.13 | coors light is the worst for me, it's like chewing on a piece of wheat straight out of the field
my cheap-o beer of choice is killian's red, or corona. corona's always a fun drink. |
toxin.
07.22.13 | idk prob start feeling it around 4 and get drunk around 8? i don't drink much though and have always been a literal lightweight (5'9/145 but I was like 125 4 months ago) |
toxin.
07.22.13 | lol |
joshieboy
07.22.13 | 1 beer and i'm goneeeeeeeeeeee |
Pentagon
07.22.13 | after about 9 and i'm drunk heh. 6ft. 170 pounds and I'm 17 tho so heh.
Also what I find is that when I mix weed with alcohol I sometimes get fucked up and puke. This happened at the last
festival I went to which really sucked. To my defense we do have amazing Amsterdam weed :) |
TomArnoldsArmpit
07.22.13 | I would say 8-10 gets me pretty soupy, kinda depends on what I've done/eaten that day. gave up the hard liquor save for special occasions |
Simsalabim462
08.23.13 | If you have the right amount of Adderall in your system, you can completely sidestep a drunken stupor. However, if the poison is purely alcohol, I usually chase any number of liquors with beer. So it's hard to keep an accurate count... |
dsroka005
08.23.13 | i drank 60 one time but then i threw up like 30 of em.. but then i drank like 40 more and then i multiplied that by 4 and divided it by 5 |
Chortles
09.10.13 | damn |
KenboSlice
09.10.13 | Usually around 6-7. |
someguest
09.10.13 | I had 12 or so beers last night and wasn't drunk. Some chick I work with bit one of my nipples on an
impulse. |
someguest
09.10.13 | She's been dating some guy for three years but every time I drink with her she gets wild.
You know my track record! |
Phlegm
09.10.13 | I take like 12 to a pre drinks, will drink like 10 then see where town takes me |
Phlegm
09.10.13 | P.s solid list |
Phlegm
09.10.13 | Ya I love 2 & 4, I will add add 1 to my ever growing to-listen list |
Phlegm
09.10.13 | Yeah that was pretty tight in a fuck the government type way
I will listen again tomorrow with a clear head : ) |
Motiv3
09.22.13 | I'd say around 8-10 before I'm completely wiped. But usually after about 3-4 I switch to something else. |
joshieboy
09.22.13 | I'm gone off 1 cruiser. |
tommygun
09.22.13 | m/ |
tommygun
09.22.13 | it's fucked! |
joshieboy
09.22.13 | How's the liver? |
joshieboy
09.22.13 | May the liver bear with you. |
joshieboy
09.22.13 | Star Wars right? Haha. |
joshieboy
09.22.13 | Me too man, me too. |
osmark86
10.11.13 | tissue for an issue? |
osmark86
10.11.13 | ^aye |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | it's beer, who can't just keep drinking it??? |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | oh goddammit missed the last part of the title
seven |
MeatSalad
10.11.13 | maybe 5, i never drink beer tho |
osmark86
10.11.13 | having weight on a license seems rather redundant |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | I'm 6'6 and this summer I weighed 158 at one point. Been workin out and eating tons and tons and tons of food and I'm up to 175 and lookin p good god I love being young |
osmark86
10.11.13 | brew, you think I think I don't brew, brew? |
osmark86
10.11.13 | 6'6" and 175ibs is what...like a little bit less lanky than say Peter Crouch? |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | yep. i'd trade it for 6'3 in an instant, but I can't complain. |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | @osmark hahaha yeah, i'm still pretty stringy, but I've got kind of a swimmers build and it works for me & the occasional lady |
RadicalEd
10.11.13 | infinite beers. 2 times. |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | my family is a fucking old growth forest
i'm 6'6 my 16 y/o brother is 6'4, my sister is 6'1, and my 13 y/o brother is 6' |
osmark86
10.11.13 | @skeames: I bet it does mate. I'm not that massive myself either. like 5"11 and roughly 150lbs. |
osmark86
10.11.13 | @4th: same dude, I'm pretty much the only short one in the fam. my dad is 6'5" and both brothers well over 6'. |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | s'all about the body shape. |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | PRETTY FLACKO |
osmark86
10.11.13 | @4th: maybe for an american, fairly averge over here. ;) |
osmark86
10.11.13 | maybe we should all gain up with some brews. |
jdennis31
10.11.13 | Can't drink beer unless it's really watered down, hurts my stomach after like 3 or 4. I'm 6'4" 220 though so I can kill most of a 750ml bottle by myself and still be functional. Just had some absinthe for the first time this past weekend, the buzz was pretty great. |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | god non-US sputnik rules so hard why do I ever get on at normal hours of the day |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | Glad I know now.
insomnia m/ [2] |
osmark86
10.11.13 | a brew shall be my beverage of choice for lunch this fine day |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | @jdennis oh man I've been wanting to try absinthe for a while. Did you get the real stuff or the US version? |
jdennis31
10.11.13 | @Fourth yea man, think its cause my mom is like 5'10" which makes her like the Shaq of Korean women.
I got a bottle called Lucid, supposed to be made in France and it has the wormwood and all. It's pretty cool, lose the inhibitions but retain alot of the motor functions so playing music is extremely fun. |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | How's the taste? Most liqueurs don't do it for me. |
jdennis31
10.11.13 | Marilyn Manson's Mansinthe won best Spirit award a couple years ago, supposed to be legit. You can just order that online I believe. |
jdennis31
10.11.13 | It tastes like slightly bitter liquorice (sp?), but I couldn't get the sugar to mix in very well, so I'm not sure if it was supposed to taste better. It's amazingly smooth and tasty for having pretty high alcohol content. |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | you're supposed to water it down a little bit, right?
I'd buy that just to have a bottle with the word 'mansinthe' on it. But I'm not 21 so it's gotta be something on store shelves that I can ask someone to get for me/ |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | right??? fuckin america god dam and we brag about freedom |
jdennis31
10.11.13 | Quite a bit actually. First night I drank it I only used 1 oz/ 1 oz, but then I looked it up and people were using 1-1.5 oz absinthe/ 5-6 oz water. That definitely made it much better. The water makes the louche rise, looks pretty cool.
I bought that Lucid bottle at a spec's liquor store near my house here in San Antonio. Have only seen it at bigger chain's though, not small hole in the wall liquor stores. |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | I live in Missouri. Hole in the wall liqour stores are all we've got. |
jdennis31
10.11.13 | Ahh, yea not too sure. If you ever get the chance, you should definitely try it out. I've read a lot of people online saying that there isn't much of a difference between regular liquor and absinthe, but I feel like the buzz is noticably different, and I've taken many different drugs so I don't really fall for placebo effects. Would be absolutely perfect for jam sessions. |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | I suppose I'll have to wait to find out, ah well. |
DominionMM1
10.11.13 | "Marilyn Manson's Mansinthe won best Spirit award a couple years ago, supposed to be legit. "
yeah but it's not real absinthe |
FromDaHood
10.11.13 | After like 3 Bud Light Limes I'm buzzin. Seven or so I'm usually drunk but I also drink them really fast so that contributes to it. |
chemicalmarriage
10.11.13 | if you choose to drink mansinthe you are a lover of the peen |
SirDrumsalot
10.11.13 | I cant drink anymore or I will die, literally. Got my first DUI at 17. Got my 2nd DUI at 21 when I rolled my car. Then almost 4 years ago I woke up in the hospital with a .471 alcohol level with no recollection of how I got there. I figure if I've escaped death twice I dont want to try for another. Third times the charm.
But I never drank beer. It was always 151. |
FromDaHood
10.11.13 | Well there's your problem
Also .471 is ridiculous. Were you on coke too? |
guitarded_chuck
10.11.13 | .471 holy fuck lol
my bro's got some legit absinthe sitting at home and we're going out tm gonna try and convince him to pop dat bottle
how many beers i dunno i can feel it after one if it's on an empty stomach, i can drink beer like water too so i can get drunk p quick regardless if i want to |
guitarded_chuck
10.11.13 | honestly i don't even really like drinking tho
drunk people are the worst i'd rather pop a molly in da club from time to time and chill smoke erb the rest of the time |
SirDrumsalot
10.11.13 | Yes, .471 is ridiculous. The doctors were actually kinda pissed that I had gotten to a point where that didn't kill me. They really didn't want to do anything for me, or so my family tells me. But no coke that night. I was pretty much just drinking 24/7 for about a year and had built up the tolerance. |
Treeman
10.11.13 | 10 in an hour for me to really get drunk like cant talk to a cop level but other than that for me tobe absolutely wasted ive got to crush a 30 over the course of like 4 or 5 hours |
MosesMalone
10.11.13 | I suck at beer but I can do other intoxicants well I promise! |
laucha1266
10.11.13 | i swear i get drunk at 2 or 3 beers
but it takes a lot more to take me down :/ |
MosesMalone
10.11.13 | Honestly reading through this either Sputnik is full of alcoholics or people posturing to an embarrassing degree. |
laucha1266
10.11.13 | none of us has an actual life so
probably just posturin to an embarrassing degree |
SirDrumsalot
10.11.13 | Oh I'm a full blown alcoholic, no doubt about that. If I start I cannot stop. |
climactic
10.11.13 | going back home this weekend to see friends and go to homecoming game, gonna get stupid |
climactic
10.11.13 | "yea i just stick to weed and brews, never really yearned to do anything else, i get fvcked up off those enough"
hard although ive done psychadelics a couple times, not really a drug guy though
havent smoked in like a week damn im pumped |
DominionMM1
10.11.13 | "none of us has an actual life so
probably just posturin to an embarrassing degree"
having no life and having the ability to drink beer aren't mutually exclusive ya know
|
Ecksavie
10.11.13 | Why the fuck would you even want to have a 30 pack of American beer? What has life done to you to drive you to drink
utter piss? |
climactic
10.11.13 | we cant all have ur fancy shmancy european brews, some of us must deal with and eventually love the shittiness of good ol natty/keystone |
Ecksavie
10.11.13 | Still... have 30 of them? Your girlfriend left you for a dwarf or something? Shit, dude |
Calc
10.11.13 | three. |
DominionMM1
10.11.13 | "Why the fuck would you even want to have a 30 pack of American beer? "
you do realize there's more to american beer than coors light right? |
Ecksavie
10.11.13 | Of course. There are some fine American beers, but you wouldn't have a god damn 30 pack of that though, now would you. ;) |
DominionMM1
10.11.13 | i don't know man. i can really go to town on some dale's pale ale. |
owen
10.11.13 | I don't drink m8.
Syndrome of Gilberts, so I don't know what would happen.
Not that I'd get drunk if I didn't have gilberts |
Ecksavie
10.11.13 | Yeah, but once you start getting pissed, it's not about savouring fine beer anymore though. |
DominionMM1
10.11.13 | it's not just about the taste though. smoothness is just as important. |
Spec
10.11.13 | Bottle of wine, eight shots and some vodka iced tea things last night. |
Chortles
10.11.13 | jello shots are the shit dude |
wacknizzle
10.11.13 | If I'm going hard I'll stop maybe between 9 and 11 beers. Not a whole lot but that does it for me |
wacknizzle
10.11.13 | howdy |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | how could anyone drink a thirty pack of beer in a day. that's like 4000 calories of beer. |
InbredJed
10.11.13 | Dude, if you can drink that much without feeling drunk you are either ur an alcoholic or you have an alergy to alcohol that doesn't trigger the proper shut downs in your body when you injest a toxic level of booze.
I know, it happened to me |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | mj > alcohol |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | it's not close |
Chortles
10.11.13 | ya or at least it is for me and my friends idk lol either way they rule sup holmes |
climactic
10.11.13 | didnt andre the giant drink 120 beers in a day or something retarded like that |
climactic
10.11.13 | as for mj v brew it totally depends on the occasion but i gotta agree with 4th, drunk >high |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | Yeah good point they're beautiful partners in intoxication. |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | Drinking is obvs better for social situations, i'll give it that. |
Chortles
10.11.13 | nvr toked so i wouldn't kno dam |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | if you ever do just do it with some good friends and put on some nice music. |
skeames1214
10.11.13 | and have some good food at the ready. I like to cook and smoke right before everything's ready. Really nice sense of satisfaction and the food tastes 10x better. |
Scoot
10.11.13 | magic number is 8 for me
any more and i usually get dusted |
klap
10.11.13 | this list is so humblebrag i love it |
Vespiion
10.11.13 | most beer tastes like piss |
klap
10.11.13 | you drink piss often? |
Vespiion
10.11.13 | only on occasion |
Chortles
10.11.13 | i'm in college so all i drink is peestone :( |
jdennis31
10.11.13 | @dominion "yeah but it's not real absinthe"
"The official Marilyn Manson Absinthe, aptly dubbed “Mansinthe” is now officially available for purchase online. Produced in Switzerland, Mansinthe is an authentic Absinthe, distilled from fine herbs, naturally colored and not sugared. There is just ONE Mansinthe -there is NO “sans wormwood” version! Marilyn Manson was directly involved in developing this product and made changes to multiple prototypes that were sent for his review. It took a considerable amount of time to get Mansinthe to the level Manson desired. I'm convinced that this Absinthe is not just ideal for newbies, but will also be appreciated by experienced Absinthe lovers"
From Wormwood society. |
Lelle
10.11.13 | Define drunk. I definitely feel tipsy after 2-3 beers |
Lelle
10.11.13 | I would feel weirdly uncomfortable drinking something called "Mansinthe" |
FromDaHood
10.12.13 | Only one beer left in my fridge fuck |
someguest
10.12.13 | I've been sober for two weeks. |
FromDaHood
10.12.13 | I have been for 6 days |
Trebor.
10.12.13 | As many as it takes to stop feeling sad |
JokineAugustus
10.12.13 | I've been sober 13 days and 7 nights. |
Parallels
10.12.13 | I can usually get drunk after 5 or 6 beers.
On my 21st, my coworkers took me bar hopping and got me wasted. I had around 5 beers, 6 cocktails, 4 shots, a long island, and finally, an AMF. I threw up on the counter and they had to rush me out, and I told them I thought I was gonna die on the sidewalk. I didnt have to go to the hospital either, but I fucked up for like two days, and still had a buzz when I went back to work. |
JokineAugustus
10.12.13 | 2 days is going kind of far. I don't think its possible to be drunk/buzzed for that long. Unless you're super tiny. |
Apollo
10.12.13 | Drinking beers right now waiting for a friend who's coming from 3 hours away, jamming some O'Brother |
Parallels
10.12.13 | "2 days is going kind of far. I don't think its possible to be drunk/buzzed for that long. Unless you're super tiny."
I would've died from that many drinks if i was tiny. I'm 6' 3" and i weigh 167 lbs |
Crymsonblaze
10.12.13 | none |
guitarded_chuck
10.12.13 | haven beerz
|
ZombicidalMan
10.12.13 | Haven't had beer in a long time TBH. But I'm about 1/4 through a bottle of Jameson right now, and I can't really tell if I'm drunk or not. So I better keep drinking |
skeames1214
10.12.13 | here at the university of missouri-columbia, some of the fraternity's have 'no-sober weeks' in which participants can literally never not have some kind of alcoholic beverage in their hand. Of course I've never participated, given my disdain for fraternities and my generally positive feelings towards continued existence. |
oltnabrick
10.12.13 | Nipsey Hussle Mixtape in stores today |
guitarded_chuck
10.12.13 | amazing classic fav yes good choice |
guitarded_chuck
10.12.13 | nipsey hussle doesn't he suck tho |
oltnabrick
10.12.13 | agreed |
guitarded_chuck
10.12.13 | iuno my buddy put him on one time i dont think i liked it i dunt remember IM OVE R IT OK |
oltnabrick
10.12.13 | ill shoot up your block now |
guitarded_chuck
10.12.13 | In an industry that’s fallen victim to bubble gum lyrics and erroneous dance fads to match, he’s the spokesperson the block wants for. He’s the sociopolitical outrage of Ice Cube and N.W.A. He’s Snoop Dogg before you knew his name and Ice T after an unexpected knock at 6 o’clock in the morning. |
oltnabrick
10.12.13 | watch me hit the strip club and make it rain like kobe |
skeames1214
10.12.13 | lol I just found a review of a Billy Currington (pop-country artist) I wrote on iTunes when I was in seventh grade lol |
guitarded_chuck
10.12.13 | brutal but nbd
i was in here attempting to write reviews for decent music when i was in grade 7 tho
8| |
skeames1214
10.12.13 | lucky you man. Growin up here in Missouri I was exposed to country and butt-rock and that's about it. |
oltnabrick
10.12.13 | joined the site on another account when i was in 9th grade
i didnt review anything tho so YEEEE |
guitarded_chuck
10.12.13 | all good , i remember seeing the weezer hash pipe vid at like 14 and thinking hey this musics pretty cool maybe i should play guitar and the rest is history
i dont really remember my taste before that, probably pop |
guitarded_chuck
10.12.13 | oltnas fav band was mastodon when he joined LOL |
oltnabrick
10.12.13 | it could have been worse tho |
Wolfhorde
10.12.13 | "Why the fuck would you even want to have a 30 pack of American beer?"
Holy shit you're a fucking idiot. You do realize the whole "American beer is inherently weaker and tastes like warm piss" was a marketing ploy from the 80s?
Good beer is good beer, regardless of origin. |
oltnabrick
10.12.13 | urbanoutfitters.com |
skeames1214
10.12.13 | Alright I'mma post this cause it's worth a laugh.
'Caught up in the glamour of all the big name pop-country songs of the world, sometimes we overlook some of the best and most lasting groups in favor of some flash in the pan one hit wonder bands. Please do not make that mistake with this album, as it ranks in my top ten country albums of all time in my book. I wouldn't be able to say that if it weren't for a particular song that caught me off guard. Before I go any further, I have to admit I'm only thirteen and haven't had the time to listen to all of the songs on this album but I am planning to (ed note: hahaha). Anyway, good directions is my personal fav, and if you don't download the album at least pick up this song. The lyrics are well written, but what impresses me the most are the fiddles and all the other instruments the background (ed note: had not developed taste, was already an elitist shit). If you have it up on full volume it is absolutely encompassing. Amazing song, amazing album, I strongly recommend it!" |
ZombicidalMan
10.12.13 | lmao it's worse than my first review |
skeames1214
10.12.13 | Hahaha, yeah, it's pretty abysmal.
BUT HEY 2 out of 2 people found it helpful. |
oltnabrick
10.12.13 | Before I go any further, I have to admit I'm only thirteen and haven't had the time to listen to all of the songs on this album but I am planning to |
guitarded_chuck
10.12.13 | mayb by 17 |
skeames1214
10.12.13 | @oltna best line |
climactic
10.12.13 | drunk hbu guys |
guitarded_chuck
10.12.13 | kinda |
climactic
10.12.13 | i had like 10 and im feeling good, not crazy or anything |
guitarded_chuck
10.12.13 | i dont usually drink many beers in single sessions i like to keep slim and trim
8 max usually on like 4 now |
Wadlez
11.13.13 | If we're talking light beer, then quite a lot. I'd estimate 8-10 Boston lagers before id be like that's enough for one night. I still
have some college left in me in my post-grad life. |
Wadlez
11.13.13 | Yea, if I find myself only drinking light beer, I'll need some liquor in me to really get going. |
demigod!
11.13.13 | im bad at holding my liquor :[ |
jmnewcomer18
11.13.13 | takes about 6 millers to get a real buzz. anyways how do you upload an avatar? |
Rowan5215
11.13.13 | @jm go to your profile, click Edit my Info, click Edit avatar and then find one |
Wadlez
11.13.13 | And only 1 four loko :D |
jmnewcomer18
11.13.13 | thanks man |
lucasjcockcroft
11.13.13 | 7 is buzzed
12 is drunk
I forget who I am at 15
watched my friend (who is 6 foot 2 like 240+) drink over 20 and still be able to walk in a straight line |
jmnewcomer18
11.13.13 | My uncle goes through like 2 12 packs a god damn day. What's up ForthReich? Any update on your gold membership? |
someguest
12.09.13 | I always say I'm going to stop drinking until a cute woman asks me to drink.
I never drink with the bros. |
skeames1214
12.09.13 | I can't drink beer fast enough to get truly drunk. Straight rum is my drink of choice if the goal is to get drunk without puking. |
someguest
12.09.13 | I've never done the hotel thing. I've always done the drink and drive.
Old school. |
skeames1214
12.09.13 | 6'6", bish. I just don't like gin, I don't know what it is about it. Haven't mixed it, though, so maybe it's better that way. Spiced Rum is my shit. Couple glasses of that will have me feeling good. I've never tried Jager! How's the taste? |
PunchforPunch
12.09.13 | jager taste like cough syrup |
skeames1214
12.09.13 | dude fugg eggnog mixed with anything is the bomb.
@punch well I've got some experience with drinking large quantities of cough syrup, sot hat doesn't sound so bad. ;-] |
skeames1214
12.09.13 | alright, I'mma buy some Jager next weekend. Expand my drinking horizons. |
someguest
12.09.13 | I'm such an extravagant asshole when I'm drunk it's absurd. |
skeames1214
12.09.13 | It's really fun if you just drink a single bottle, really weird if you drink two. I recommend it. |
skeames1214
12.09.13 | @someguest how so? Do you break out the fur coat or something? |
someguest
12.09.13 | Basically. I pour it on like no tomorrow. |
Gwyn.
12.09.13 | I don't even count |
PunchforPunch
12.09.13 | damn |
DominionMM1
12.09.13 | jesus christ |
someguest
12.09.13 | water into wine
water grapes, make wine |
PunchforPunch
12.09.13 | hold the wheel and drive |
skeames1214
12.09.13 | hahaha fourth, no joke, I'm 160. Skinny af but I've got p nice abs so it's a decent tradeoff. |
skeames1214
12.09.13 | they're def. skinny guy abs, but they look alright on me. it's all bout them aesthetics. |
skeames1214
12.09.13 | got dat v shape |
jmnewcomer18
12.09.13 | half can of miller and i'm streaking into oncoming traffic. |
LambsBread
12.09.13 | dawg i saw you last night pouring out your beers in the sink to brag about drinking them |
jmnewcomer18
12.09.13 | Dawg i saw you drinking last night. 3 beers and you look like you have been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse... |
LambsBread
12.09.13 | "I've never done the hotel thing. I've always done the drink and drive.
Old school"
That s not old school you scrub, thats what drunken teenage bitches do. |
LambsBread
12.09.13 | liar |
skeames1214
12.09.13 | v hard for me to drink and drive. I kinda suck at driving sober. |
Storm In A Teacup
12.09.13 | I don't ever want to drink and drive again. I've done it a hundred times and never had an accident happen, but I still can't believe how stupid I used to be. I have not been drunk in 5 to 8 months. |
skeames1214
12.09.13 | yeah, I've only done it a few times and I've felt like an idiot afterwards every time. |
LambsBread
12.09.13 | its dicks like Someguest that make it so people driving after two beers get their life ruined for
years because slops like him like to endanger other peoples life to try and look cool, which causes
the minimum penalty to be ridiculous.
|
Hyperion1001
12.09.13 | 3 normal ass 5% and im pretty much drunk. i have the lowest tolerance ever and it fucking rocks cause drinking is so cheap |
ffs
12.09.13 | *clearly throat loudly into mic* probabely over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!! haha. hello? |
TheSlenderMan
12.09.13 | How Many Bears Can You Drink Before You Are Drunk?
|
Storm In A Teacup
12.09.13 | I can get to a power level of over 9000 on Skyrim with the new patch...currently at level 52 male high elf (200 hours) and level 66 female human (500 hours) =) |
Trebor.
12.09.13 | 2 |
Storm In A Teacup
12.09.13 | Oklahoma beer is 3% so I don't know if I'm drunk or so full of liquids it causes me to slosh around |
Storm In A Teacup
12.09.13 | I got a little drunk for the first Chiefs vs Broncos game. I got a hold of some 6% and was feeling good after just 6 |
someguest
12.11.13 | "its dicks like Someguest that make it so people driving after two beers get their life ruined for years because slops like him like to endanger other peoples life to try and look cool, which causes the minimum penalty to be ridiculous."
Make sure you cross the street a lot this weekend. You know, to increase your odds a bit. |
someguest
12.11.13 | "Oklahoma beer is 3%"
blame it on the redsk....india...feathe...Native Americans. |
Storm In A Teacup
12.11.13 | Native Americans were pro-choice with drugs |
someguest
12.11.13 | buffalo corn and fancy dances, hits on pipes and men in trances |
oresttt
01.02.14 | cool |
ButteryBiscuitBass
02.05.14 | I'll be having one in 45 minutes - finish work early for a pool competition, gonna get battered and hit it hard. Day off tomorrow :D |
ButteryBiscuitBass
02.05.14 | Never been into the party scene, it's all about a boozer for me, get in there about 18:00 and home at 20:00 for sausage and mash and a rub out. |
ButteryBiscuitBass
02.05.14 | I feel for you, but free vag? Count me in. |
ButteryBiscuitBass
02.05.14 | What are the bars you've been to like in 'Murica, Reich? Just as you see on shows like The Wire, etc. I always thought about that, as over here it's like pubs which are the best thing ever. Shame there's not that many old fashioned pubs where I live. |
BlueW
02.05.14 | 0 I'm one of those straight edge cunts |
tommygun
02.05.14 | pubs rule |
ButteryBiscuitBass
02.05.14 | you know tom |
tommygun
02.05.14 | it rules man go down to the local, the bar staff know and love ya, couple of pints with the boys, bet on a few horses and get a feed
fuckin pubs |
ButteryBiscuitBass
02.05.14 | hahahaha.
We are def having a beer tom |
tommygun
02.05.14 | agreed |
MO
02.05.14 | pubs are awesome...but a money pit if you want to drink often. I still prefer going to a buds place with a case and watching hockey |
DominionMM1
02.06.14 | wish we had hockey on the tube as much as y'all do up there |
SIMBOLIC
02.06.14 | I got through 18 on Australia day and didn't even pass out : p |
DominionMM1
02.06.14 | Avs man. They're killing it so far this year but no one seems to notice or care. |
SIMBOLIC
02.06.14 | Wish we had more hockey over here |
DominionMM1
02.06.14 | it's pretty impressive considering how bad they were last year but yeah most coverage from the national media goes to the blackhawks (deserved) and mediocre eastern conference teams |
tommygun
02.06.14 | don't remember the last time i had fosters |
tommygun
02.06.14 | it's actually quite rare here i just drink hahn m/ |
SeaAnemone
02.06.14 | I haven't drank for a month or two so I'm hoping my tolerance is shot |
DominionMM1
02.06.14 | i don't think i've ever actually bought fosters |
SeaAnemone
02.06.14 | don't drink imports if you're in america stupid |
DominionMM1
02.06.14 | dude if you're in northern cali take advantage of all the great breweries up there. north coast for example. |
SeaAnemone
02.06.14 | you're probably going to pay 10x more for a good australian beer than you would for a good american beer and the australian beer still won't be nearly as good just stick to local breweries especially if you're in CA |
SeaAnemone
02.06.14 | russian river
north coast
anchor steam
alesmith
firestone
all really good CA breweries! |
DominionMM1
02.06.14 | dude anything from russian river, north coast, and stone and im sure they're all widely available in your neck of the woods |
tommygun
02.06.14 | agreed just try all yr locals i mean it's a bit of a crapshoot but you stumble across some lovely bevvies |
DominionMM1
02.06.14 | it's all about dat old rasputin bro |
SeaAnemone
02.06.14 | here's a great recent list if you're interested; easy to narrow down by region and availability
http://www.ratebeer.com/RateBeerBest/ |
joshuahuntkc
02.06.14 | I don't know. I drink beer when I'm causally hanging out with friends, not to get drunk. I drink liquor to get drunk. |
Trebor.
02.06.14 | 2 |
L4titudes
02.06.14 | i usually start to feel uncomfortable after a few sips |
joshuahuntkc
02.06.14 | ive never blacked out or been hungover and all I really drink is liquor |
Relinquished
02.06.15 | trebor are you serious |
betray
02.06.15 | 11-12 |
MO
02.06.15 | "trebor are you serious"
trebor's probably the type who doesn't need booze to have a good time he's whacky and zany and the life of the party |
jmnewcomer18
02.06.15 | depends. if its miller then around 3 |
guitarded_chuck
02.06.15 | "ive never blacked out or been hungover and all I really drink is liquor"
we were all 16 once |
guitarded_chuck
02.06.15 | depends on the beer and how fast i'm drinking but i'm usually feeling proper wobbly after the 3rd.
if i'm drinking slow and it's a typical 5% i can drink a whole case and feel not super fucked at any given moment |
Titan
02.06.15 | i'd be buzzing off of 2 or 3, drunk off of 4 or 5 |
Skoj
02.06.15 | ABV would be helpful. If we're talking 120 minute IPAs, maybe five. If we're talking generic light american pale ales, probably six hundred thousand. |
ArsMoriendi
02.06.15 | I get buzzed off 3 beers, but it's usually 5 or 6 until I'm actually stumbling and stuff. I've never blacked out because I make
sure I know how much I've had to drink. Well I guess I wasn't paying attention that one time with the vodka mixed with
strawberry kiwi snapple... still didn't black out that time though. |
laucha1266
02.06.15 | 10-12
but i have to pee after every 15-20 minutes after the 3º beer so i just stoped drinking anyway |
betray
02.06.15 | ArsMoriendi
02.06.15
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I get buzzed off 3 beers, but it's usually 5 or 6 until I'm actually stumbling and stuff.
i knew who's comment this was before i even looked at the user name |
treeqt.
02.07.15 | "still didn't black out that time though."
good job! i'm proud of you ;) |
beefshoes
02.07.15 | 5-6, but I drank 6 Hoegaardens a few nights ago and felt normal after a couple of hours.
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Royl123
02.07.15 | These lists are stupid...
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Royl123
02.07.15 | Shut up wannabe Nazi... |
Royl123
02.07.15 | or 5ing Lil Ugly Mane.... |
betray
02.07.15 | beer |
someguest
02.07.15 | I had 7 rums and three butter crowns and was fine last night. |
DamnVanne
02.09.15 | 1 beer in the shower and i am a philosopher of the highest order of sageliness. |
DamnVanne
02.09.15 | i miss this place a bit |
DamnVanne
02.13.15 | Howzit, Mitch my boy? |
controlled
02.13.15 | OMFG IS THAT CINNAMUTHERFUCKINGBUN |
Veldin
02.13.15 | Probably a six pack, but I prefer the herb. |
L4titudes
02.13.15 | drank 2 last night night then couldn't remember anything after that.. HOW IS THIS STUFF LEGAL? |
dbizzles
02.13.15 | I live in Utah. I can drink all the beers and not get drunk.
Just kidding, but the question is hard since there are so many different percentages of alcohol. I'm a homebrewer and I can drink about a sixer of my 9% Rye IPA and I'll be feeling fucky. |
DamnVanne
02.13.15 | I missed yall too |
Derek521
02.13.15 | I drink liquor so idk. |
Crymsonblaze
02.13.15 | alcohol feels awful
i would like some ambien please |
Archelirion
02.13.15 | Depends on the day. Sometimes I can't, sometimes it's less than a pint. Tends to lead to me feeling like shit anyway, so I rarely get to any stage of drunk anymore. |
unclereich
12.10.18 | i drank a lot at 18 sad! |
ArsMoriendi
12.10.18 | Old list |
MyNameIsPencil
12.10.18 | i didn't really drink until i was 18
unless taking a shot of my stepdads whiskey every once in a while counts |
Minushuman24
12.10.18 | Some |
ArsMoriendi
12.10.18 | Had my first beer at 14, but I didn't actually get drunk until I was 16
Good times |
MyNameIsPencil
12.10.18 | beer is gr8 |
Minushuman24
12.10.18 | I think the first time I got drunk was when I was 18.
First beer was probably 16, hated it |
MyNameIsPencil
12.10.18 | i still remember the first time i got drunk kind of
I know i went on full shitpost mode here on that night |
unclereich
12.10.18 | yea me and a lot of old users were just alcoholics |
sixdegrees
12.10.18 | makes sense in retrospect...... |
Minushuman24
12.10.18 | I think my first beer was around the same time I joined this site actually now that I think about it... |
ArsMoriendi
12.10.18 | I remember it was when I was 16 and a CIT at a camp, between the sessions when the first set of campers went home, all of the counselors/CITs went to a bowling alley to celebrate/etc and there was this one counselor who was willing to buy the 16-20 year olds beer as long as we paid him (not even an over charge, just regular price) and I had a whole pitcher of beer to myself lol
I got drunk, but like regular drunk, but 2 of the other 16 year olds were idiots and drank way too much and blacked out, so when I worked there next year they kept a close watch on all of the 16-17 years so they couldn't drink, which sucked
the 18-20 year olds still got to drink though, which is cool |
Minushuman24
12.10.18 | Self control never existed when it came to drinking when I was a teen |
unclereich
12.10.18 | lol yea not exactly |
Zig
12.10.18 | Only got drunk (more like a happy drunk) once at the age of 19, that night I drank a beer, 5+ vodka shots and some vodka mixed with coke.
Didn't like that experience very much, tbqh. |
Demon of the Fall
12.10.18 | 5 pints can be a stretch these days, depends on %s but let's just say 5% average for the sake of this argument, anything more & I have to drink crazy-all-day-session-like slowly i.e. around one an hour to stay afloat. Not falling on the floor drunk, just sensible 'I shouldn't have any more' type drunk, the former type is long behind me fortunately.
I could drink way more when I was 15, which is worrying (& also a relief that my tolerance isn't as high these days, has to be a good sign). I think the terrible hangovers you invariably get when reaching your mid-20s is a great deterrent. |
Sinternet
12.10.18 | i dont drink beer so cant comment on that particular metric but it usually takes 7 or 8 rum and cokes for me to get tipsy. less if im breaking it up with jager too |
Tchitcherine
12.10.18 | 12oz? What is this, a joke? A beer is 0,5L and if I want to be drunk I drink 5 or more, but I already start to feel half-drunk after the third or fourth if I drink it in a short time. If I drink slow I share a bottle crate (20 x 0,5 L) with a friend over a night, so we both drink 10 bottles and are wasted the next morning. Greetings from Germany |
BigBlob
12.10.18 | at least 50 |
Demon of the Fall
12.10.18 | Beers are actually 568ml where I'm from, or 284ml, sometimes 330ml in cans/bottles, occasionally 440ml, then those silly 355ml ones (is that 12fl oz?). |
BigBlob
12.10.18 | 12oz bounce |
Tchitcherine
12.10.18 | In Germany we usually have 0,5L and 0,33L bottles, but since 0,33 often costs nearly the same as 0,5 they are usually only bought by young girls who can't drink a whole beer or smoothies who don't drink from things bigger than a martini glass or drink so slow the beer would be already warm when half drunk |
rabidfish
12.10.18 | i drank aproximately 1000 beers in 3 days. i was left with a feeling like anything else. it was quite extraordinary, i remember thinking i could go on forever in this state which is ironic, because i was on the brink of death. |
MO
12.10.18 | ugh the thought of me drinking 17 beers now is unpleasant lol. could probably still do it tho |
guitarded_chuck
12.10.18 | booze is for fatties and people that hate themselves |
Sinternet
12.10.18 | weed is for people who get fired from fast food restaurants and never emotionally matured past the age of 15
and so on and so forth for literally everything |
DirEnRefused
12.10.18 | don't you dare personally attack me like that |
unclereich
12.10.18 | ugh the thought of me drinking 17 beers now is unpleasant lol. could probably still do it tho
this hahaha we were so young |
unclereich
12.10.18 | you were still metallicopeth |