merpmerp: Why Doesn't Mcdonald's Deliver?

merpmerp 07.08.13	List is shit.
Calc 07.08.13	aren't people fat enough?
EaglesBecomeVultures 07.08.13	10
Cygnatti 07.08.13	they do in china. ;)
merpmerp 07.08.13	no such thing as too fat.
elephantREVOLUTION 07.08.13	there's a service in my area where they will pick up fast food from pretty much any place in a 5 mile radius and deliver it to you. they charge you like 5 bucks though
climactic 07.08.13	if anything chipotle should deliver omg
merpmerp 07.08.13	where's that elephant?
SitarHero 07.08.13	McDonalds and KFC etc deliver, in India. Dubious honour.
wacknizzle 07.08.13	McDonald's already does this in NYC
DegausserGuernica24 07.08.13	McDonald's is shit.
Spec 07.08.13	people are lazy enough already
DegausserGuernica24 07.08.13	Taco Bell, Chipotle, Starbucks, and Five Guys should be delivering.
merpmerp 07.08.13	like I said, all it takes is a spark.
Spec 07.08.13	kfc used to be good its not very good anymore its all about chicken on the way
Calc 07.08.13	"no such thing as too fat." uhhh...ok :]
DrMaximus 07.08.13	McDonalds sucks. Get a taste in food, please.
Spec 07.08.13	http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-criminal-items-people-found-in-their-fast-food-order/
bach 07.08.13	McDonald's does suck pretty hard. But, it's cheap.
bach 07.08.13	@Spec That's some pretty crazy shit. One time there was a dildo in my McWrap.
Spec 07.08.13	everyone be all like "mcdonalds sucks" 3AM comes along and you guys are stoned "where should we go? mcdonalds!!!!"
silentstar 07.08.13	Popeyes delivers over here. that's good enough
Spec 07.08.13	damn getting a bag full of weed and a gun sounds sweet but would be terrifying like "someone's gonna fuck me pretty quick."
merpmerp 07.08.13	those guys gave three grand back to taco bell.. fuck that.
thespaceforthis 07.08.13	In my country it does, not many ppl order tho
Spec 07.08.13	I don't like that the article didn't mention any of the police charges or anything. Obviously if they know about the guys giving three thousand dollars back, there much have been some police stuff involved.
climactic 07.08.13	yeah i was gonna say, that moneys fucking mine
Tyrannic 07.08.13	Burger King delivers
Spec 07.08.13	Yeah but when you order clothes they come with cardboard too...
wacknizzle 07.08.13	The best thing about Mcdonalds is the penicillin in their ground beef
Dolving999 07.08.13	No one would back you up man, people go to McDonalds because of that awesome smell on their restaurants.
Pennywise_M 07.08.13	Just came here to say that i love McDolans.
Spec 07.08.13	wendy's>mcdicks still
Baphomet 07.08.13	Because having delivery calls for a different cost structure than the one MacDonald's has. They put a lot of effort in their strategy consisting of people going to them to stuff pseudo-food down their throats. Manufacturing process, the displays, that kind of thing. Also, can you imagine how many lazy fucks would abuse delivery? That demand can't be covered. "3AM comes along and you guys are stoned "where should we go? mcdonalds!!!!"" This is why you stock up.
Spec 07.08.13	actually i lied about that waffle house
climactic 07.08.13	OMG ITS BAPH
climactic 07.08.13	"wendy's>mcdicks still" by far
Ire 07.09.13	carls jr omg
DrMaximus 07.09.13	"Why Doesn't Mcdonald's Deliver?" Because you touch yourself at night.
Apollo 07.09.13	Fuck now I want 2 McDoubles
Pennywise_M 07.09.13	Hahaha maximus
Keyblade 07.09.13	i live in Malaysia and they deliver what shithole do you live in
Gwyn. 07.09.13	""wendy's>mcdicks still" by far" Wendy's is also shit It's all about Subway and Burger King when I'm feeling cheap
Keyblade 07.09.13	carls jr > all