witchxrapist
01.07.14 | BOTHERS ME HOW UR A BUNCHA BABIES OHHHHHHH |
Cygnatti
01.07.14 | rly good question |
PunchforPunch
01.07.14 | shadap beardrage |
tommygun
01.07.14 | buttery is a man |
emprorzurg
01.07.14 | KILL is as manly as they come |
bach
01.07.14 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx6_pArosAA |
Spec
01.07.14 | Where's Jethro? |
JokineAugustus
01.07.14 | Im a big kid now |
NordicMindset
01.07.14 | tommy's one of the manliest man ever |
Necrotica
01.07.14 | I'm a woman |
Sowing
01.07.14 | I guess its about time you all knew
I'm actually a girl and I have huge boobs |
Sowing
01.07.14 | Just kidding im not a creep who lies about his sex in order to give a bunch of guys on the internet erections |
tempest--
01.07.14 | damn you had me going for a moment there sowing |
tommygun
01.07.14 | too late i'm already hard |
Riviere
01.07.14 | In what way is masculinity overrated? If anything there's a shortage of it. Is femininity overrated too? |
Iflyte
01.07.14 | Yeahh sadly this is what the site has become |
YakNips
01.07.14 | List made me laugh. Good job. |
hogan900
01.07.14 | The real question is why isn't their any OLD men on sputnik?! |
Necrotica
01.07.14 | comment removed by sonic edits |
NordicMindset
01.07.14 | Grandpas can't be headbanging to post-hardcore and bm thats why |
North0House2
01.07.14 | Why aren't there any shemales on Sputnik? |
Nocturnal
01.07.14 | Im a tranny brehs |
Nocturnal
01.07.14 | 2 is very overrated |
tempest--
01.07.14 | hogan, user Jethro is like 50 also lol at lakes saying masculinity is overrated wouldn't expect anything less from him |
SkaCali1991
01.07.14 | my ballsack dropped |
Necrotica
01.07.14 | My rack is busting out of my shirt no matter how hard I try to keep it in |
Keyblade
01.07.14 | Grandpas can't be headbanging to post-hardcore and bm thats why |
NordicMindset
01.07.14 | Necrotica you strike me as flat chested |
hogan900
01.07.14 | Lloyd, my grandpa who is 88 told his buddies who are still alive to sign up for this site. They love finding their Sinatra and Crosby stuff |
Masochist
01.07.14 | "Why aren't there any shemales on Sputnik?"
Didn't you know? witchxrapist is a tranny. |
tommygun
01.07.14 | lol |
Kman418
01.07.14 | masculinity is the best thing to ever happen probably i have none of it |
tommygun
01.07.14 | make different choices then |
Kman418
01.07.14 | no |
tommygun
01.07.14 | :D |
Kman418
01.07.14 | i like masculinity in other people lots but i have literally 0 intent on any having any myself so there |
tommygun
01.07.14 | lol fighting is shite |
YakNips
01.07.14 | Okkkkk |
Cygnatti
01.07.14 | 2graphik |
tommygun
01.07.14 | have any of you dudes who claim homosexuality ever actually hooked up with another bloke |
MO
01.07.14 | lol nice |
evilford
01.07.14 | Cuz no one but like 4 people fuckin listen to Godflesh that's why |
Havey
01.07.14 | sweet lakes |
Chortles
01.07.14 | Witchxrapist |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | godflesh is for nerds |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | "shadap beardrage"
never, ill fucking smother you with my beard son |
Kman418
01.07.14 | "have any of you dudes who claim homosexuality ever actually hooked up with another bloke"
well i mean ive jerked it to exclusively dudes for the last 2 years if thats worth anything but unfortunately age of consent laws are a thing |
Trebor.
01.07.14 | cuz all the men are in my bedroom |
bach
01.07.14 | My name is Hong Tam
I'll give you bitches a dong grand slam
you're gonna scream when
I fuck your skull right outta your face |
Relinquished
01.07.14 | "godflesh is for nerds"
i'll fight you mappy |
DrMaximus
01.07.14 | Cause you're into older dudes, Kman? |
DrMaximus
01.07.14 | Faux gay, damn |
Kman418
01.07.14 | ya pretty much max |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | well hep, imagine how people would actually treat a gay dude on here, it would be deplorable, im sure theres some closet cases that dont want to bother |
Necrotica
01.07.14 | My name is Hong Tam
I'll give you bitches a dong grand slam
you're gonna scream when
I fuck your skull right outta your face |
Kman418
01.07.14 | i mean if i had the option i would be riding dick every night but unfortunately theres things that make that harder than it sounds on paper |
Kman418
01.07.14 | yea p much what darth said you don't really have to have sex to know these things its pretty obvious before hand |
someguest
01.07.14 | I....AM A MAN!
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h38/msgte/spongerazor.jpg |
Keyblade
01.07.14 | Get arrested and become a booty bandit in jail, simples |
Trebor.
01.07.14 | not all gay guys take it up the ass dude
and you can put other stuff up there you know and see how you like it duh |
Kman418
01.07.14 | well because i see a dude with a 10 inch rod and get turned on
then i imagine them putting the 10 inch rod up my butt and get more turned on
also because the thought of putting my penis in a vagina is terrifying and weird and sounds not fun
yeah thats about it |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | Hep... people have dildos and fingaz, js, and yo maybe he ends up not liking being a bot but he's still attracted to men, maybe, it turns out he a top, you know? |
Necrotica
01.07.14 | I once put a tire up my ass, but that was pretty unpleasant |
Necrotica
01.07.14 | For me, it depends on what mood I'm in. Sometimes top, sometimes bottom. Whatevs |
Trebor.
01.07.14 | I'm down to play both positions, with women too
|
someguest
01.07.14 | kman418: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pomosexuality |
Necrotica
01.07.14 | MarthDann |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | damn son, im too stoned for this, keepin me on my toes |
DrMaximus
01.07.14 | http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-top-or-bottom-quiz-gay-guys |
Trebor.
01.07.14 | I get infatuated and fall in love with girls but I only lust for dudes it's weird |
Necrotica
01.07.14 | When it comes to guys, I'm more into the twink variety |
someguest
01.07.14 | lol the whole web site just came out in this thread
waitin for KILL and sonic to confess their love |
Cygnatti
01.07.14 | I'm confused. |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | fag drag [2] |
Keyblade
01.07.14 | Since when was Darth a gay dude from Indiana |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | Let's go Matthew Sheppard on these BITCHESSSSS |
Cygnatti
01.07.14 | The jig is up darthy |
tempest--
01.07.14 | Since when was Darth a gay dude from Indiana [2] |
someguest
01.07.14 | so you look like a 35 year old dried up cracker? |
tempest--
01.07.14 | its true! |
someguest
01.07.14 | I look like Jay Cutler with a bad hangover everyday. |
someguest
01.07.14 | lmao
http://www.superiorpics.com/hs/teddy_geiger/main1.jpg |
Necrotica
01.07.14 | sup |
Storm In A Teacup
01.07.14 | "well because i see a dude with a 10 inch rod and get turned on
then i imagine them putting the 10 inch rod up my butt and get more turned on
also because the thought of putting my penis in a vagina is terrifying and weird and sounds not fun
yeah thats about it"
I don't understand how you would prefer an ass to a vagina even if you were gay. Pussy is the best thing ever besides getting an amazing blowjob. |
someguest
01.07.14 | Yeah, listen to Storm. He gets pussy all the time.
He has more pussy than the county Human Society. |
Kman418
01.07.14 | because they look like wet fleshy flappy mazes that apparently smell like fish |
someguest
01.07.14 | they only smell like fish if there's a problem bro |
Storm In A Teacup
01.07.14 | Because how much pussy I get is not in context with my point. But I've never gotten any butthole so actually I guess my argument isn't valid after all! haha |
Kman418
01.07.14 | also because the idea of being taken and rammed by a strong dominant man gets my willy harder than a rock in 0.5 seconds but w/e |
Trebor.
01.07.14 | I like the feel of facial hair on my face |
Storm In A Teacup
01.07.14 | everything is true? |
someguest
01.07.14 | I've seen craters on the moon smaller than your butthole! |
Storm In A Teacup
01.07.14 | trebor ninja edited me |
DrMaximus
01.07.14 | Lol, nice andcas edit Treb. |
Trebor.
01.07.14 | I edited cuz I was responding guest and then storm commented and I was like fuck it |
someguest
01.07.14 | yeah dude I can see your facebook orientation you can't lie |
liberi
01.07.14 | You said it sister |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.07.14 | this list title coming from a dude who not only pretends to be a female on the internet, but also writes manly lyrics such as
"i need to find a solution
for all the problems encountering me
or i'll be ripped out with the tide
because nobody's answering my pleas"
|
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.07.14 | answering pleas is for ratchety ass bitches |
North0House2
01.07.14 | "because nobody's answering my fleas"
Fix'd |
chemicalmarriage
01.07.14 | sphincter atrophy is real |
North0House2
01.07.14 | Sphincter atrophy is here and now. The threat is impending. |
Nocturnal
01.07.14 | Honestly witchxrapist is still jewishdickgirl to me. Fuck u mappy |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | Hahahahha, longest running gag.
Also on the topic of "I've been called _____"
I was once called "the poor man's Jake Gyllenhal [sp?]" when I was skinny.
It was by John Hanson. |
Deviant.
01.07.14 | Was under the impression that Jake Gyllenhal was a poor man's Jake Gyllenhal |
tempest--
01.07.14 | i got called a possessed thomas erak by our very own xingking |
treeqt.
01.07.14 | i was once called johnny depp
it was by a hot chick
i did not bang her
rip |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | pit trying to troll based on "you trolled people in the past" gg
in other news, depression isn't immature, it's really bizarre how you're trying to pull that out again |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | lmao @ dev good point |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | Wait why do I care? I made this list as a joke and Pit's an angry middle aged troglodyte with dragon tattoos. |
Necrotica
01.07.14 | I've been considered the new David Bowie because of how the lower side of my vocal range sounds |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | More recent "celebrity" comparison: Eric Wareheim. Thank god I cut my hair and started wearing contacts. Love that dude, but looking like him.... |
Trebor.
01.07.14 | he's good looking though |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | IDK man, he reminds me of myself at my fattest and it bothers me. |
Nocturnal
01.07.14 | Ive been told I look like David Beckham by like 3 different chicks so that makes me without a doubt the best looking guy on sputnik. |
ButteryBiscuitBass
01.07.14 | Lol |
tempest--
01.07.14 | your mom doesn't count dude |
Trebor.
01.07.14 | read my la dispute soundoff |
sniper
01.07.14 | i've noticed that there aren't there any men
pretending to be transgender on sputnik anymore.
why do u guys think this is? |
Trebor.
01.07.14 | cuz Against Me! have said it all man, it's over |
sniper
01.07.14 | witchxmellanyxmurderapist or whatever will know what i mean |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | because you can only run with a gag like that for so long before youre like "okay this is obnoxious and kind of weird" |
sniper
01.07.14 | lol in other words what everyone else was thinking all along |
Nocturnal
01.07.14 | butt pirates |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | yeah but mad peeps got butthurt so success? |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | i wish there was tone to text; that was extremely sarcastic, i used to think "lol if im being controversial and people say negative things in response to me, im winning" then i realized i was just being a maladjusted twat on the internet and im embarassed that i was ever like that |
sniper
01.07.14 | its all good mane half the time idk what i'm even doing in the present let alone wtf i was thinking in 2009 |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | I feel you on that man, now i just feel bad for pit, still internet angry at 49 |
Keyblade
01.07.14 | "because they look like wet fleshy flappy mazes that apparently smell like fish"
Fish > shit tho |
Storm In A Teacup
01.07.14 | bend it like beckham |
Butkuiss
01.07.14 | Boys have $WAG class is for men. |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | you dropped your fedora bro |
Butkuiss
01.07.14 | In this moment I am euphoric |
BallsToTheWall
01.07.14 | IM GONNA BUTTER YOUR BREAD BOO!!! |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.07.14 | I get the feeling that mappy thinks I'm pit. keep thinking that, kiddo |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | I was p sure you're pit cause you act like him. |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.07.14 | nope |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | well u got the angry on the internet thing down so 10/10 |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.07.14 | angry? now you're really grasping at straws here. I've never expressed any anger towards you, I just think you're kind of a fag. if that has seeped through during our interactions at some point, please don't take it the wrong way and misconstrue it as anger. I ain't madatcha |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.07.14 | steam coming out of my ears bruh |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | so many negi vibes and edgy comments over a joke thread and joke posts from way back |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | pls validate me i r master trole |
ButteryBiscuitBass
01.07.14 | Ragin' |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | m shook |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | shook1's |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.07.14 | edgy comments |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.07.14 | check me |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | yo u r mad
relax |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.07.14 | k I'll try but you've really got me going here dude, let's settle this like men and play a game of horse |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | bro bad choice ill fuckin dunk all over u and then how r u gonna dunk on urself |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.07.14 | don't need to dunk on myself to make you look like a chump on the court. let's do this thing homie |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | nigga |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.07.14 | or we could do 1-1 flag football |
treeqt.
01.07.14 | but u don't dunk in horse `???????????```` |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.07.14 | you do if you're a boss |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | ya if u can dunk u basically won cause every1 a pleb |
treeqt.
01.07.14 | no im pretty sure thats not how horse works |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | if they cant dunk they cant recreate ur shot so they loset |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.07.14 | next you're gonna tell me that you can't do 360 layups in horse either. this guy |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | lol @ layups
slam'n jam only |
treeqt.
01.07.14 | how are you ever gonna win a game of horse if you do 360 layups lmao how white |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.07.14 | layups can be pretty neat when done right. not as flashy as dunking, but hella elegant |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.07.14 | and you win a game of horse with 360 layups by making them when your opponent cannot. duh, have you ever played horse? |
witchxrapist
01.07.14 | hellagant? |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.07.14 | brilliant |