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| Worst Albums I Know
Pessimism is the new black, guys. So it is about time to focus on the bad, the really bad stuff. Here is a little bit of that, everyone who's heard something far worse than those albums, my sympathies. | 10 | | Falco Data De Groove
A little sad he has to be on such a list and probably the only one that doesn't fully deserve it. Mostly because you can hear that he really tried, just without any noteworthy success. There's one and just one track that comes close to his best work everything else is pretty much putting you to sleep or it's some pointless jumble of electronic sounds. Even when he at least sounds like he should, it seems tired, forced. In one word: pointless | 9 | | Bloodhound Gang Hefty Fine
I already sense a little disagreement. But even if you can't expect too much from a band with Evil Jared on bass, Hooray For Boobies had its fair share of actually really great material. This time it's between "Ok, let's cut em some slack" atbest, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz & whatever "Farting With The Walkman On" should be (the answer is definitely not music). That thing is boring, unfunny, embarrassingly bad executed and has about three actually working gags vs. about three hundred that fall flat completely. I mean, how lame is it that the funniest thing is a unmelodic compilation of Ralph Wiggum lines. At least they got Ville Valo to sing on one of their songs, which is great, since he works just as much as the rest of the LP. | 8 | | Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
Yeah, what could possibly going wrong listening to The Artist Formerly Known as Hannah Montana? It has one great track actually ("Robot") - yes, I'm ashamed to admit that -, otherwise it's quite an accomplishment to make a whole album where you can easily pin every track on the artist it was "inspired" by. Not the first one like that, but with a buttload of cheap electronics she doesn't work as Rihanna, Spears, Lady Gaga or ABBA wannabe. | 7 | | Kid Rock The History Of Rock
Don't ask me why, but my brother obviously once bought that thing and so it was my exposure to the most embarrassing rap rock poser this world has seen (it's Fred Durst³). And even if he got better in his country phase as it seems, this still stands as an abominable piece, which only has a few memorable moments, because it samples almost every famous rock band. The best track is the best thanks to "Sad But True", on other tracks the lyrics are just so incredibly stupid you completely forget to listen to the music. And dammit, it's over an hour long. Who the hell can listen to it on the whole??? | 6 | | Kesha Animal
It's getting better and better, isn't it? The thing is, I don't mind brainless music, if it manages to entertain. Cause if you do something and just want a little background sound, even BEP isn't really too bad. The only problem is that nobody can listen to something like that consciously or sober. Surprisingly there are tracks that aren't a complete waste ("Backstabber"), but some of those lyrics just hurt everyone, who actually LISTENS to music, and combined with this wall of cheap, cheaper, Kesha synthies and all that Auto-Tune it is potentially harmful. | 5 | | KoRn The Path Of Totality
I really don't get, how LP or Papa Roach can get that much shit for selling out, betraying their own fans and simply adapting latest trends in crappy ways, while this is actually considered good by some. This is atrocious, nothing left of what once made them actually a quite good metal band and just replaced with the most aggressive dubstep shit they could find. At the point where you get the surprisingly good closer "Bleeding Out", you already had to suffer through some minutes that are really somewhat painful physically. "My Wall" and "Narcissistic Cannibal" are just so filled up with all that crappy electronic noise you literally get a headache. | 4 | | Soulja Boy Souljaboytellem.com
I once listened to a few of the worst rated albums of the new millenium in a row and this is actually the best of them. Therefore I was almost pleased, when I got to this, simply cause the others were even crappier. Still, this is......I don't know what. Honestly, how could any human being with a few functioning brain cells go into a studio and record that, afterwards saying "damn, isn't that the shit". Cheap, repetitive, he sounds like one hell of an idiot and the number of actually somewhat memorable hooks can be counted on the fingers of one hand (not that those are in consequence so brilliant). A typical example of stupid YouTube idiot gone viral and afterwards someone had to make money with it. | 3 | | Kevin Federline Playing With Fire
The funny thing is, he's even worse as a rapper. I really don't know much about hip-hop, but even I can hear that his "flow" - already overstatement - is pretty much the worst in existence (hell, maybe I would sound better). More importantly, this is so damn self-centered it isn't even embarrassing anymore, you really just hate the guy. He gets one laugh though, sadly not intentional. There is - and I'm not making that up - actually the line "I'm as hot as a pizza oven" in one of those songs! | 2 | | Crazy Frog Crazy Frog Presents Crazy Hits
What a surprise, I know. Sad side note. I bought that thing back then, simply cause I found the "Axel F" remix good. Nowadays I'm not that stupid anymore, that track is still the best on here though. Together with about two dancefloor classics, remixed into bland mediocrity. But with some of these pieces you really get to the point, where you just don't know, who could possibly be behind that. These greedy idiots remixed the Dallas theme, in all seriousness! Don't believe me? Just listen to "1001 Nights", probably the most annoying techno track ever created. And then, at the end, there's is a track with that outrageous noises of that idiotic frog only. No music, just him "a capella". | 1 | | brokeNCYDE I'm not A Fan, But The Kids Like It!
Another unbelievably surprising choice, but coming from Europe I really didn't know them before Sputnik got into my life. I just thought, hey, if they get so much shit, it has to be worth a laugh or two. But no, it's the opposite. It's rather the sonical equivalent to self-flagellation. You really have to suffer through that ungodly hour they recorded, so I strongly recommend it, if you're a masochist of some sort. I don't know, if crunkcore is supposed to sound like that; if so, poor fellas, who actually are brainless enough think that's music. Up to date, "Get Crunk!" - maybe the inofficial hymn of that genre - still stands as the worst piece of crap I know. And yeah, that includes the a capella track. | |
KrazyKris
09.27.14 | Only reason, why I make so many pointless lists, is cause just three days till uni starts and I've got 4 years of useless shit piling up in front of me. Anyway, list is definitly not digs. | ChoccyPhilly
09.27.14 | lol i remember 2. They played it in our year 4 disco and it was the worst thing ever. Remember the weird video too? 4 is horrible as well | KrazyKris
09.27.14 | Also, if this list with all that massive musical quality in it doesn't deserve a feature, then I don't know. | KrazyKris
09.27.14 | Yeah, I remember that and of course my little 10 year old self didn't think it was too bad. Isn't too crappy though anyway. | Supercoolguy64
09.27.14 | it always scarred me how #2 has a dick on the front cover...yet nobody talks about it that much | KrazyKris
09.27.14 | Nevermind had one too, so it counts as a pop culture reference | Uranium
09.27.14 | i wouldn't disagree with this list these are all bad | Uranium
09.27.14 | wtf that frog has a dick | Supercoolguy64
09.27.14 | @krazykris ok you have a point there | scottpilgrim10
09.27.14 | Grevvy would disagree | KrazyKris
09.27.14 | Also rather a blue frog with dick than "Mechanical Animal" and according to Wikipedia there were a few complaints:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Frog#Controversy | Uranium
09.27.14 | that perverted frog visually molested a whole generation | Supercoolguy64
09.27.14 | oh nvm then lol | YakNips
09.27.14 | 6 is a 5/5 so | KrazyKris
09.27.14 | In what universe??? | zakalwe
09.27.14 | From start to finish, the audio experience to the written word describing said experience this is the greatest waste of time I've ever seen. | NorthernSkylark
09.27.14 | thank you for not including trout mask replica, your list is bilge so pos | KrazyKris
09.27.14 | zak, you underestimate the time they're wasting for that stupid Mars colony project | zakalwe
09.27.14 | Dude have you seen Total Recall when Arnies eyeballs nearly pop out his head and he swallows his own Jamie Oliver like fat tongue.
Horrifying, I'm investing.
What are you studying at at Uni dude? Politics? History? Austrian hairstyles of the 80s? | VaxXi
09.27.14 | Still better albums than King 810.
| KrazyKris
09.27.14 | ~Dude have you seen Total Recall when Arnies eyeballs nearly pop out his head and he swallows his own Jamie Oliver like fat tongue.
Horrifying, I'm investing.~
Where the hell does that come from man???
And if I choose the right curriculum I'm gonna be a teacher a few years from now. Don't tell me that's lame, I know it is. Only picked that cause I don't care what I work, my first choice sucks worse and it's obviously not possible for other people to believe you can be quite smart without some degree. Also, I rather hear myself talking than others. | zakalwe
09.27.14 | From the Mars Colony Project bro. Come on dude.
I would have liked to have been a teacher but I wouldn't have the patience for the snivelling, ungrateful little fuckers.
| KrazyKris
09.27.14 | @melonade
Don't know, probably no one. But I rather make lists with a little substance, even if it's as pointless as here, rather than just throwing some albums in and everyone's just commenting "5 is 1", "list sucks" or "props for 13", even more pointless if you ask me. | ArsMoriendi
09.27.14 | thank you for not including trout mask replica [2] It's such a 4. :) | KrazyKris
09.27.14 | ~I would have liked to have been a teacher but I wouldn't have the patience for the snivelling, ungrateful little fuckers.~
Yeah, everything but a kids guy myself, on the other hand with some experience it's a fairly uncomplicated job, it's unlikely to ever be unemployed and I don't have some ungodly working time. Since I wouldn't be thrilled by any job you give me, this is at least a quite predictable thing | iBlue
09.27.14 | why am i uncontrollably laughing about that crazy frog thingy? | KrazyKris
09.27.14 | Maybe some N2O in your room | zaruyache
09.28.14 | BLOOD ON THA DANCE FLOOOOOORRRR | Snowdog808
02.15.15 | [2]. Bitchcraft makes even 1 look decent. | bach
02.15.15 | rip krazykris
you were the wackiest list maker i ever knew. you were always the best of em. stay golden pony boy |
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