BallsToTheWall: Evolution.

BallsToTheWall

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Last Active 03-27-18 10:15 pm
Joined 05-20-07

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Lists
05.23.24	Some Goth, Glam and Punk	05.18.24	LFG!
05.11.24	Out of the Sun and Into the Jams	04.13.24	90’s Vibes
03.31.24	Stardew Valley Update	03.16.24	2024 Throwing Hands
12.30.23	Music To Annoy People With	11.07.23	Favorite Metalcore Shows This Year.
10.23.23	Covid Jams	09.15.23	To Become More Openminded
09.02.23	Jams	08.20.23	Sunday Vibes
08.05.23	Warrior is the Best Show	08.01.23	Upcoming shows.
06.26.23	Hard Jams Inc	06.03.23	Ball’s Mosh Pit Tactics.
05.20.23	Saturday Metal Jams	03.19.23	Relaxing Sunday Jams.
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Evolution.

Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end." Although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties