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Herbie Chrost
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Last Active 03-22-22 12:57 am
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Music Puns

After the negativity of my last list (the tourney) I just want to make a list to make people (or myself if your sense of humor sucks) have a good laugh, cringe hard, or both
1Godspeed You! Black Emperor
F#A# (Infinity)


F# and A# walk into a bar... Bartender says:

"Sorry, but we don't serve minors"
2Sex Pistols
Never Mind the Bollocks...


*Torts listening to Sex Pistols for first time*: "Man, the singer sure has a rotten attitude"
3Blink-182
Enema of the State


Tom says to his mom: "I wanna be a rock vocalist when I grow up!"
Mom replies: "Well, you can't do both"
4Metallica
Metallica


What was James Hetfield's pick up line in high school?
"I don't always hold hands with people, but when we do, we're off to Never Never Land"



I don't normally listen to Metallica, but when I do, Nothing Else Matters ;)
5Metallica
Through the Never


What genre has Lars Ulrich single-handedly create? Math rock
6Panic! At the Disco
Death of a Bachelor


Why did the Mexican take a Xanax last night?

Hispanic at the disco was getting intense
7Anal Cunt
Fuckin' A


What is a pornstar's favorite music genre? Grindcore (or pornogrind)
8Dick Black
A Taste Of Dick Black


Forgot to add this one, i mean everything about it is just one huge pun

"The unreasonable length makes this one tough to swallow" -DoofusWainwright's soundoff
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