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| COOKING WITH TREEMAN 206: Braised Cabbage!
Hey everyone it's Treeman coming to you again from beneath the gaze of an italian man. I haevn't been around as much lately because I've been way too fucking busy to deal with all of the miserable threads that have been going on lately. so, anyways, not much time here but I figured I'd drop a recipe that I made up yesterday night that turned out fucking dope. It's mad easy too so if youve got cabbage, you should try it, loser. | | 1 |  | ASAP Ferg
Always Strive and Prosper
This album really sucked unfortunately
youre gona need:
- 1.5 cups cabbage
- 1/4 onion, diced or whatever
- 1.5 tbsp butter, unsalted
- some sweet hard cider (non alcoholic would work too, but I used the Henry Hotspur shit I found in trader joes)
- salt
- pepper | | 2 |  | ASAP Ferg
Trap Lord
this album was much better
You're gonna do
- saute onions in butter until they are kinda translucent over medium heat
- add in some cabbage and sautee that for another 4 minutes or so
- crank up the heat to mid-high/high and pour in like a half cup of cider
- braise that shit (that means boil the liquid essentially)
- make sure that the liquid doesn't get too low
- that is until you decide that it's sweet/apple spiced enough for you
- that's the good part about this recipe, as long as you keep your braising time around 10 mins, you can change the heat and reduce as much cider into the cabbage as you want, just dont make it taste like apple mush you idiot
- plate on a fucking plate
- with pork schnitzel and plain fucking potatoes | | 3 |  | Stooma
Long Live Stooma
LONG LIVE STOOMA
most of you wont get it though | |
Treeman
04.27.16 | long live stooma rip | Spacesh1p
04.27.16 | My dad definitely digs cabbage, a lot more than Ferg. | Treeman
04.27.16 | make your dad some cabbage he'll be proud | SCREAM!
04.27.16 | LONG.LIVE.$TOOMA | Treeman
04.27.16 | i made the effort to provide content and now no one is interested great just great | Avagantamos
04.27.16 | maybe it's because cabbage sucks | SCREAM!
04.27.16 | Yeah, you're other ones have been pretty cool but this one is like
-Take bland ingredient
-Add apple juice (cider whatever)
-Voila! You now have bland ingredient covered in cider! | Spacesh1p
04.27.16 | I respect your efforts, Treeman. | Ashen
04.27.16 | -Voila! You now have bland ingredient covered in cider!
yes but u can take the bland cider covered ingredient and do something useful with it like put it in a pesto with kale and clams instead of straight up eating cabbage out of a bowl like you're fucking charlie bucket | Treeman
04.28.16 | yo idiots this is a side dish and i literally instructed you to eat it with pork and potatoes get lost | Treeman
04.28.16 | and why the shit would i put cider braised cabbage in pesto that nasty | DinosaurJones
04.28.16 | Besides, it's super easy and no one here wants to take the goddamn time to cook, I'm sure.
CABBAGE?! WHAT ARE VEGETABLES?! MOAR PIZZA & WINGS.
(This may or may not be true) | Treeman
04.28.16 | im only trying to help L( | YankeeDudel
04.30.16 | i dig it | DinosaurJones
04.30.16 | I APPRECIATE YOU, TREEMAN | trve
04.30.16 | the treeman again excels at all tasks! | Crymsonblaze
03.23.17 | Stooma's back in towwwwn |
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