theNateman: Getting married on Saturday!

Nocturnalize 08.29.16	never understood the point of getting married if your a dude theres a 50 % your life you'll get ruined within 6 months, just not logical to me
ShinjiIkari 08.29.16	nice dude! I'm wishing you the happiest. This is ALA btw. HOpe everything goes well.
TVC15 08.29.16	Damn wtf I honest to God thought you were much younger... Congrats, I'm really happy for you!
Futures 08.29.16	1 i thought this was a snide list to prank us again 2 i thought you were like 14
BallsDeep 08.29.16	If your're over 28 congratulations mate. If not then you may want to weigh up the actual pros and cons of tieing the knot and not just rush into it because you feel expected to do so
theNateman 08.29.16	Thanks guys, and I know there's a 50% of life being ruined, but I've lived with her for almost a year now, dated for two, and honestly my life's way better with her than without. So I'm beyond ready to tie the knot. @TVC&Futures&Balls- I'm 24 guys @Shinji- Alch! Missed you buddy! Shout box me sometime!
Futures 08.29.16	this better not be a prank
TVC15 08.29.16	Considering how long you've been with her, marriage doesn't sound so bad
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	congrats
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	"Considering how long you've been with her, marriage doesn't sound so bad" 2 years is not very long tbh
conesmoke 08.29.16	You think 2 years is long lol. Marriage is an outdated institution. Its the ultimate social media fart.
theNateman 08.29.16	Well I've known her for almost 10 years now. We met freshman year of high school
conesmoke 08.29.16	Yeh i was talkin to tvc. Marriage after 2 months is just as ridiculous as 2 years to me
conesmoke 08.29.16	All the best tho man. Hope you two are happy together for the rest of your long lives. Regardless of that piece of paper
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	"You think 2 years is long lol. Marriage is an outdated institution. Its the ultimate social media fart. Yeh i was talkin to tvc. Marriage after 2 months is just as ridiculous as 2 years to me" it doesn't matter. neither of these things matter. i don't 'believe' in marriage or the institution either but if someone else wants it thats their prerogative and you should congratulate them. you don't go to someones birthday and tell them we should be giving all the presents to their mother since they were the ones that did all the work. basically you just don't shit on someones happy parade. and as for the timespan thats their business too. 2 years isnt a long time no but every relationship is different. and that he's known her for 10 years is a huge difference too.
conesmoke 08.29.16	I.. ugh.. did say all the best. You dum fkn monkey turd
CaimanJesus 08.29.16	"I.. ugh.. did say all the best. You dum fkn monkey turd" "Regardless of that piece of paper"
conesmoke 08.29.16	Precisely. Just like he has been in his relationship for the past 2 years.. without the laper. Getting all of the paraphrasing keyboard warriors today.
BallsDeep 08.29.16	I've no idea how some people can remain with their first love throughout their entire teenage years/20s and honestly part of me is jealous that some people have
conesmoke 08.29.16	You misses an opportunity with your name caimanjesus. CaimanSatan is way better
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	"I.. ugh.. did say all the best. You dum fkn monkey turd" you hadnt posted that yet when i was typing that comment asshole
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	"Precisely. Just like he has been in his relationship for the past 2 years.. without the laper. Getting all of the paraphrasing keyboard warriors today." i mean if anyone is a keyboard warrior here its the dude shitting on a guy for wanted to get married to a woman he loves and then getting tiffed that people are defending him tbf
theNateman 08.29.16	Relax guys it's not a biggie. It takes a lot to rustle my jimmies. Thanks for the defense tho!
conesmoke 08.29.16	Youre still a dun fucking monkey turd
conesmoke 08.29.16	Pots.. all you do is troll this site. This time youve landed on some ridiculous feeling of righteousness.. maybe go outside or something?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	triggered
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	"Pots.. all you do is troll this site. This time youve landed on some ridiculous feeling of righteousness.. maybe go outside or something?" yeah not really. i have values i adhere to. like not defending myself when i was objectively being a dick like you're doing right now. also points for the "go outside" retort as you sit inside on your computer. you've successfully landed the least effective, most juvenille, and most illogical comeback of all time good going.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	i already said i typed that before you backpedalled and tried to be nice so at that point most normal human beings would be like "oh, misunderstanding!" instead of getting defensive about it
LotusFlower 08.29.16	You gotta be on some next level pathetic to actually try to rain on the parade of someone happy they're getting married.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	agreed
Rowan5215 08.29.16	congrats nateman happy for you, hope she jams gorillaz and blink hard
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	im sitting inside on my comp telling someone who is getting married that marriage is retarded and feverishly defending myself over itbut pots should go outside
LotusFlower 08.29.16	Anywho, congrats Nate! Wish you the best and for some less stressful days, too.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	congrats nate give your babe wife a good smashin' for your pals at sput
ScuroFantasma 08.29.16	Congratulations man, hope you have an awesome day when the time comes (:
porcupinetheater 08.29.16	Yeah, two years sounds a bit rushed. Took over two years to realize a couple relationships had no future after talking long term futures
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	yeah well you arent nateman and your relationships weren't natemans relationship
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	i just started seeing a girl ive known/been best friends with for 4 years and its a completely different ball game than dating someone you havent known very well for a long time
BallsDeep 08.29.16	Im expecting LordePots' im getting married post any day now
ShinjiIkari 08.29.16	Didnt u say you were married in the AMSP thread pots?
BallsDeep 08.29.16	I dont think i could marry a girl unless their musical pie chart is i Dentical to mine
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	"Im expecting LordePots' im getting married post any day now" married spiritually maybe, married legally? nope.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	"Didnt u say you were married in the AMSP thread pots?" i referred to her as bae wifey cuz she is bae and is my future pseudo-wifey "I dont think i could marry a girl unless their musical pie chart is i Dentical to mine" how old are you
combustion07 08.29.16	How about we all take the time to shut the fuck up and let the dude get married. You're stressing him out more, he's probably a wreck by now.
BallsDeep 08.29.16	22 but age is just a number isn't it. Besides Im adamant that I will find a (the) 6ft + fit, tanned, tight gym girl with a high IQ, great sense of humor, caring yet exciting personality who has a thing for sluvenly guys with no ambition and who enjoys cooking and cleaning almost as much as avant garde black metal and giving head. Is that really too much to ask?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	"22 but age is just a number isn't it." i was gonna say you'll grow out of the caring if a girls music taste matches yours perfectly thing but i guess not "Besides Im adamant that I will find a (the) 6ft + fit, tanned, tight gym girl with a high IQ, great sense of humor, caring yet exciting personality who has a thing for sluvenly guys with no ambition and who enjoys cooking and cleaning almost as much as avant garde black metal and giving head. Is that really too much to ask?" love comes in weird places bro maybe she'll be all of this except like pop music
theNateman 08.29.16	My bae and I have completely different tastes in music. She loves indie pop and synthpop and I'm into indie rock and indie rap. It's not the taste that matters it's how you meet in the middle. If you truly love each other you'll find a way to compromise. Being different is what makes relationships interesting
smaugman 08.29.16	Americans
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.29.16	my ex didnt know much about music at all. we had a little crossover and she ended up really liking some of my records but at face value she didnt have great taste and was very unknowledgeable of most music. new girl has very similar music taste to me. it doesnt matter as long as you have shared values and can have fun doing the same activities like i went to just as many shows with the girl who didnt know much about music and she had just as good of a time so it was good.
Deathconscious 08.29.16	awesome dude, congrats.
BallsDeep 08.29.16	To be fair pots I think girls with your level of musical knowledge are in pretty short supply, as in you could probably count them on one hand. That goes for a lot of us here reslly. Ofcourse I'm not expecting my girl to have taste even remotely similar to mine, is be absolutely fucking shocked if they did.
BallsDeep 08.29.16	Wise decision I would've done the same
Davil667 08.29.16	Congrats Nate man! Wish you all the best! Got married three months ago :] It was an incredibly emotional and awesome day! And one hell of a party :] Don't let the pessimistic sceptics itt take you down, if it's the girl you love it's the right thing to do!
NorwichScene 08.29.16	Congrats Nath! Months of planning and the day will be over before you know it. Enjoy every second x
theNateman 08.29.16	Thanks everyone!! You guys have no idea how excited I am. I plan on savoring every second of the wedding, the rehearsal and the night afterwards. Looking forward to the best night of my life!
DoofusWainwright 08.29.16	In 11 months time I'll know this pain of which you speak Good luck and try to enjoy it
zakalwe 08.29.16	I've been married for six years and it's the greatest but it does have ups and downs and it's bloody hard but love wins out. The unity of 'marriage' the commitment and throwing yourself into life as a one named team is something that should be cherished and cannot be replicated. Fuck the brats in this thread they haven't got a clue what their banging on about they only discovered wanking two years ago. All the best, enjoy yourself and congrats!
BallsDeep 08.29.16	Calm down man were not trying to ban marriage and i dont want to shit on your parade but just suggesting that you can hapilly live your life with the one you love without the legal certificate, i know several people who married in their early 20s and when things went south their legal status made things quite messy. I know thats a pessimistic view but its also realistic. But given your history nateman i wouldnt exactly say youre rushing into it so congratulations, hope everything goes smoothly on the big day and the rest of your lives together.
CalculatingInfinity 08.29.16	@Zak: That is possibly the nicest thing you've said on this site :3
iloveyouall 08.29.16	congratulations nate! wish you all the best (for the wedding and onwards). :)
Tunaboy45 08.29.16	Happy for you man, hope everything goes well for you and I hope you have a great day!
henryChinaski 08.29.16	Congrats man and all the best!
DrGonzo1937 08.29.16	Congrats! I feel for you, I got married last year and it was so fucking stressful, we were relieved when it was done with. And ours was only a small thing! You going for the works, or is it scaled down?
theNateman 08.29.16	@calc, Zak's always been really nice to me haha @gonzo- it's a small one, keeping it to the bare minimum of people
DrGonzo1937 08.29.16	Best way, dude, you'll have a blast. Couldn't imagine the stress levels on a large scale do.
theNateman 08.29.16	The large scale weddings are why bridezillas exist haha. Fortunately my girl is not a bridezilla
theNateman 08.29.16	Also, thanks again everyone! You all deserve love
DrGonzo1937 08.29.16	Got a keeper there bud. Have a buzzing day anyway.
CalculatingInfinity 08.29.16	Yeah small scale is the way to go, congrats btw.
romulanrancor 08.29.16	Congrats man!
Crymsonblaze 08.29.16	weddings are the absolute worst. my girlfriend and i don't really even want to get married but it'll make things easier legally so we'll probably just do it and not tell anyone. still finding the person you always want to be with is no small feat, so congrats man.
zakalwe 08.29.16	Solid
FullOfSounds 08.29.16	Congrats! I wish you all the best.
MuhNamesTyler 08.29.16	Congrats Holmes
BenThatsMyJamin 08.29.16	If someone doesn't think a marriage is more valuable than a simple relationship you need help. Congrats man, treat her well!
Sowing 08.29.16	Congrats man. I took the plunge last year, and honestly it was the greatest day of my life. Just savor every moment; I know it's a cliche, but the day flies by.
guitarded_chuck 08.29.16	"If someone doesn't think a marriage is more valuable than a simple relationship you need help. " what does this even mean
BenThatsMyJamin 08.29.16	^^^for the marriage bashers up top
zakalwe 08.29.16	Marriage isn't a relevant ceremony in today's society and I will only accept it as having any relevance if 9yr olds can commit to dolphins and be accepted on an equal basis with the same rights. Adults can fuck 'em as well because tight children's arses and mammalian blowholes are adorable obvs.
Tunaboy45 08.29.16	never change zak
guitarded_chuck 08.29.16	"^^^for the marriage bashers up top" what i mean is what do you mean by valuable
AlexKzillion 08.29.16	Congrats man
BallsToTheWall 08.29.16	Yeah, real talk, my older brother married a girl after 10 days of dating. A year and a half later they're still good. Anything's possible. Another friend of mine dates a girl in France while living in Florida. I wouldn't be surprised to see them get hitched, and if they do, good for them.
zakalwe 08.29.16	10 days???? It's a bit excessive innit? Controlling, possessive, compulsive, irrational, erratic whoops apologies I forgot their yanks.
BenThatsMyJamin 08.29.16	"what i mean is what do you mean by valuable" I think it's pretty plain to see there is a lot more weight attached to tying the knot than any other arrangement
guitarded_chuck 08.29.16	legally yeah theres a fuckload of relationships between people who arent married that are much happier and loving and positive than some relationships between married people though it was a dumb blanket statement honestly unless again you were simply referring to the legal aspect
Gmork89 08.29.16	This thread is pathetic.
BenThatsMyJamin 08.29.16	That's cos 90% of people are too damn selfish to cope with marriage in the 21st century. The very best relationships are always marriages done right, in my experience anyway
TheTripP 08.29.16	Congrats!!!
BallsDeep 08.29.16	But when you look at the number of arranged marriages and/or forced or convenient marriages that have taken place, I dont think its necessarily represents the deepening of love or a spiritual bond or whatever you want to call it. I have 2 auntys/uncles with children who are unmarried and they're some of the happiest couples i know (ostensibly). If you think I'm being a pessimist or trying to ruin nateman's celebration, I'm not. Jus sayin
guitarded_chuck 08.29.16	"The very best relationships are always marriages done right, in my experience anyway" also - the very worst relationships are failed marriages, which are more than 50% of them by the way (this is actually an accurate figure as opposed to you anecdotally picking 90% out of your ass)
guitarded_chuck 08.29.16	quick question are you christian
Gmork89 08.29.16	If you get married too early or to someone you don't actually want to be with and it goes to shit, that's your fault, not the practice of marriages fault. Best wishes Nateman don't the edgelords of sputnik drag you down.
guitarded_chuck 08.29.16	did i ever blame the "practice of marriage" the fuck you even talking about and yes good luck nate and congrats
Gmork89 08.29.16	Wasn't even responding to you bruh simmer down
BenThatsMyJamin 08.29.16	"the very worst relationships are failed marriages" So do marriage right. Love is a choice. Don't be an ass to your spouse "(this is actually an accurate figure as opposed to you anecdotally picking 90% out of your ass)" Lol "quick question are you christian" Yes, quake in your boots. Not your average Christian mind you
BenThatsMyJamin 08.29.16	Tbh I don't really want this to turn into a shitshow, chuck if you really wanna argue this do it in my shout box not on Nates good news
guitarded_chuck 08.29.16	my bad gmork well then it all makes sense then Ben my boy, do yourself a favor and start forming your worldview based on logic facts statistics and evidence rather than what your parents and church tell ya
BenThatsMyJamin 08.29.16	Ya scuse me while I quickly go and end ma life
DanielNightLewis 08.29.16	I've been married for 4 years. It's pretty rad. I'm not religious in any way, shape or form and in many ways the institution of marriage is an outmoded relic. But, as an excuse to have a party, eat some good food and go on a holiday it's pretty rad. Not to mention being able to say to someone you love that you see yourselves becoming senile and incontinent together. Plus, in the UK at least, it makes financial sense for taxation reasons and other little legal things. When we got married, we entered the room to Daytona White by Glassjaw as a bit of a middle finger to the relationships of both sets of parents. Have a great time.
sonictheplumber 08.29.16	God luck and good speed
sonictheplumber 08.29.16	Ignore the naysayers if you love the bitch do it Will I get married? No and won't ever try Will I be a bitter bitch about it? No. Happiness is good
sonictheplumber 08.29.16	Chuck you're like 36 man why you bringin the negativity in here? Hit the gym
JAV 08.29.16	Marriage, the greatest trap ever created.
DanielNightLewis 08.29.16	Nah, everyone knows it's the metal cable trap from the first Cube movie.
Gmork89 08.29.16	Possibly the edgiest thread to ever grace spunikmusic.com
guitarded_chuck 08.29.16	36 fuck u man im 27 haha yes brb hitting the gym indeed
guitarded_chuck 08.29.16	"Ya scuse me while I quickly go and start ma life" fixed tbh you do you tho, have fun
BenThatsMyJamin 08.29.16	27 Twenty Seven.
guitarded_chuck 08.29.16	?
JAV 08.29.16	"Nah, everyone knows it's the metal cable trap from the first Cube movie." Well played...
BallsToTheWall 08.29.16	If I get married it's all spandex, face paint and WWE/WCW/WWF theme songs.
CalculatingInfinity 08.29.16	Please come out with Sting's Surf Rock theme song lol. MANNNNN CALLED STINGGGGGGGGGG!
BallsToTheWall 08.29.16	Sting is one of my lords and I love his late 80's days so that's a real possibility.
Crymsonblaze 08.31.16	well then it all makes sense then Ben my boy, do yourself a favor and start forming your worldview based on logic facts statistics and evidence rather than what your parents and church tell ya [2]
NorwichScene 09.04.16	Congratulations! hope the day went as planned
Deathconscious 09.04.16	wait, is ballsdeep ballstothewall or no? i always assumed ballsdeep was balls' alt.
porcupinetheater 09.04.16	Nah, Fam
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 09.04.16	Hey Chuck I heard a rumor that if you get married you forget about the gaping hole inside your heart about never reaching the promised land of 6'0".
Deathconscious 09.04.16	ahh shit.