ZippaThaRippa: Haillary Satan

ZippaThaRippa 11.04.16	Hail and kill brothers
DinosaurJones 11.04.16	Okay, I know this is satire, but holy hell, I cannot wait for this election season to be over. It gets worse every time.
Mystletainn 11.04.16	Haha
Relinquished 11.04.16	I'm war ready so come whatever may
ZippaThaRippa 11.04.16	I'm ready for war with the light
AmericanFlagAsh 11.04.16	Satan > Trump
emester 11.04.16	I honestly dont care who wins at this rate. I just want this toxicity to fucking end. At this rate I think everything is being blown out of proportion. Yeah its gonna be shit either way but I dont forsee the end times
pjquinones747 11.04.16	I saw a great picture on the webz of Hillary laughing on the Hell Awaits - Slayer album cover with Hell replaced with "Hill" Decent kek.
ZippaThaRippa 11.04.16	"but I dont forsee the end times" I have seen our future and our children float face down in an ocean of blood
emester 11.04.16	now that sounds like fun
zaruyache 11.04.16	ilovepowerviolence shared that one. lulz. They're both corrupt af and I hope the DNC burns to the ground but if Trump wins this country is going to become the laughing stock of the international community yet again.
Evreaia 11.04.16	"A vote for Hillary is a vote for the Dark Lord Satan" Oh please don't insult my lord an savior by comparing him to that skank.
pjquinones747 11.04.16	Laughing stock of the world or WWIII? The great debate
RLWFormula 11.04.16	"I honestly dont care who wins at this rate. I just want this toxicity to fucking end" [2] Pretty much. The way I see it we're fucked either way, so I've given up
macman76 11.04.16	http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/?ex_cid=mobilebar&v=1 She needs some bad swing state polls and she'll be at the satanic 66.6% win probability
elliootsmeuth 11.04.16	Thanks for the chuckle
AmericanFlagAsh 11.04.16	We're not fucked with the one with experience, who supports equality, and just wants a more united USA. But ok. Bye.
zakalwe 11.04.16	"From her throne of skulls, Rules our queen of endless might, She is the initiator of dark dreams, Bringer of Luciferian light, She is Satan's mistress, A reflection of the black sun, Queen of the sinister moon, She's our Dark Mother Divine" bet she can't make spag bol like my mum.
zaruyache 11.04.16	how'd i miss that dissection ref wow I suck.
YakNips 11.04.16	who else is stoked on WWIII
pjquinones747 11.04.16	Yeah I've been wrestling with my morals to figure if it's more immoral to vote or not to vote. Leaning on not voting.
ZippaThaRippa 11.04.16	My mom is a pasta god. Salmon Farfalle, Spaghetti Carbonara, Linguine Vongole, you name it. One of my faves is this angel hair she does with a lemon and basil sauce. I mean holy fuck it'll change your life.
ZippaThaRippa 11.04.16	"Leaning on not voting." Vote or die, pedestrian scum
Evreaia 11.04.16	Best case scenario: trump wins and gets shot. Hillary dies of a stroke. America get's a new election with new more qualified people. How many lambs/virgins do we sacrifice for this scenario?
pjquinones747 11.04.16	I've considered voting for Trump and hoping he gets murdered so Pence can be president. I lean Rep as an Independent and he's not bad in my mind. The chances of Trump getting killed seem to be pretty high seeing the way people view him.
zakalwe 11.04.16	Salmon Farfalle sounds like it was whipped up in hell.
ScuroFantasma 11.04.16	Not a fan of Trump but as far as I'm concerned Hillary is one of the worst human beings on the planet.
zaruyache 11.04.16	"Pence can be president." that's almost worse. The dude's a religious zealot who thinks you can actually pray the gay away.
AlexKzillion 11.04.16	hillary is gonna take my guns! fuck her!
theacademy 11.04.16	fuck yea im with her
pjquinones747 11.04.16	Not by a longshot. I'll take the good and the bad of a ground-roots Christian over Trump who has repeatedly lied about his religious views in order to earn the Christian vote. He's definitely all the bad and hasn't shown any good lol.
ZippaThaRippa 11.04.16	Bro you've never had Salmon Farfalle? It's a classic Southern Italian dish. Me oh my.
zaruyache 11.04.16	it's almost funny how lefty atheists are almost blacklisted from american politics but a guy can lie in a way nobody believes regarding his faith and still be beloved by the christian right.
AmericanFlagAsh 11.04.16	"Not a fan of Trump but as far as I'm concerned Hillary is one of the worst human beings on the planet." This is one of the funniest things I've read
pjquinones747 11.04.16	Yeah it's a load of crap. Ideally I'd like my president to not be religious even though I am because religious politicians have so much bad even with the good. It just so happens that I'd prefer a religious politician over anybody other options we have this time around.
ZippaThaRippa 11.04.16	Yeah I'm gonna have to ask you all to fuck off. This thread is for Satan, not your mindless quibbling. Pasta also accepted.
zakalwe 11.04.16	lol
JeetJeet 11.04.16	The fact that you gotta choose between a corrupt bitch and a bigoted pumpkin proves that the whole political system needs to get changed. Fuck picking the lesser of two evils.
pjquinones747 11.04.16	Agree
zaruyache 11.04.16	the system doesn't need changed, per se. It was the boomers who voted for either candidate and Brexit--younger people wanted not much to do with any of them.
zaruyache 11.04.16	also i half identify as satanist and get the satanic temple's newsletter so fk u zipparip i do what i wanttt
DarkSideOfLucca 11.04.16	Dude, I just made this my status. This is the most awesome post ever, don't even have to be a Clinton fan to appreciate the metal of this post.
ZippaThaRippa 11.04.16	You really make me want to murder you
Evreaia 11.04.16	Nooo Zippa we need to sacrifice a lamb or a virgin.
YetAnotherBrick 11.04.16	jill stein m/
worthlessscab 11.04.16	Satan isn't a slimy pandering snake
ZippaThaRippa 11.04.16	Guarantee you he is a virgin
Evreaia 11.04.16	To the ritual table it is
ZippaThaRippa 11.04.16	Satan literally is a slimy pandering snake, it's in the fucking bible
worthlessscab 11.04.16	propaganda
DarkSideOfLucca 11.04.16	Zippa, you're so full of love
ZippaThaRippa 11.04.16	You're full of poop
Flugmorph 11.04.16	ok
Trundle 11.04.16	list needs Bongripper - Satan Worshiping Doom
zaruyache 11.04.16	^ i need to buy that hoodie.
Trundle 11.04.16	^ ya i saw that too, looks m/
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 11.04.16	"http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/?ex_cid=mobilebar&v=1 She needs some good* swing state polls and she'll be at the satanic 66.6% win probability"
zaruyache 11.04.16	jfc she was at like 85% a week ago.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 11.04.16	THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FOCUS YOUR LIFE ON PASTA ZIPPA! YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE!
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 11.04.16	But seriously polling usually converges and his odds should improve further as we approach Tuesday.
Futures 11.04.16	i prefer satan
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 11.04.16	And like I told Futures and Storm Gary ain't gettin' no five puh sent so no federal funding for the LP boo hoo.