L4titudes: Please Help | Sputnikmusic

L4titudes 03.29.17	Three point five
50iL 03.29.17	3.5 is pretty good m8
L4titudes 03.29.17	Music is pretty good
Satellite 03.29.17	Average Rating: 3.52 "My life is a 3.5." lol'd
50iL 03.29.17	So music is 3.5?
Satellite 03.29.17	3.5 is a C-
Satellite 03.29.17	i wonder which (legit) user has the lowest avg rating score. where's the analytics guy?
evilford 03.29.17	"Just took a shit. Turned around and all I could think is that it was like a 3.5" lol
evilford 03.29.17	sputnikbowelmovements.com
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	3.5 is a B+ imo
L4titudes 03.29.17	Somewhere around a C yeah
evilford 03.29.17	yeah get macman in here
L4titudes 03.29.17	wait yeah i'd say closer to like a B-
CompostCompote 03.29.17	Not at Western Idaho Community College, it isn't
evilford 03.29.17	3.5/5 = 70% so yes, C-
Satellite 03.29.17	i took a 5/5 classic dump the other day. i'd been eating tamales. you shoulda seen this fucking leviathan i expelled. it looked like a double barrel shotgun. i spent the rest of the day levitating.
L4titudes 03.29.17	Oh yeah duhz
L4titudes 03.29.17	Oh sweet! That sounds like a nice experience satellite
Satellite 03.29.17	@ford. yep. that's how i go about rating things. i pay no heed to the classic/superb/excellent/etc descriptors.
evilford 03.29.17	my dad told me once he took a 12 pound shit.
L4titudes 03.29.17	Pics?
evilford 03.29.17	@sat same. this is my rating scale 5 = classic 4.5 = holy shit good 4 = great album 3.5 = not crazy about it but I don't want to piss people off 3.0 = shit 2.5 = double shit 2.0 = leviathan shit etc
FullOfSounds 03.29.17	3.5 picks in Dub
Spec 03.29.17	I feel ya man. 3.5 and 4 takes up the majority of my ratings.
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	why disregard the sput rating system but take to heart western grade scaling?
evilford 03.29.17	I was kinda joking space
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	i wasnt being defensive i was just curious
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	personally i like avg being 2.5 cause it makes for more wiggle room in rating good albums
Satellite 03.29.17	i mean i don't necessarily. it's just that 3.5/5 = 70%, which i would consider closer to average than great. i'm sure to some extent everyone has their own rating guidelines.
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	yeah man for sure
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	its like when rating chicks. is a 6 attractive?
Satellite 03.29.17	depends how drunk i am
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	i'm mostly joking btw lol good answer
Sinternet 03.29.17	hey man i rate everything a 4 if you find a solution please let me know
L4titudes 03.29.17	I'd say 6 is mildly attractive
L4titudes 03.29.17	Will do sin
Spec 03.29.17	I feel like giving sometime a 2.5 (average) is more insulting than a 2(poor) idk why
Sinternet 03.29.17	depends if the 6 is average-looking but great personality in which case its good or good-looking but boring personality then its a meh
evilford 03.29.17	didn't say u were space I just thought it was kinda funny that makes sense about 2.5's. I really do tend to rate more things 3.5 than anything else tho probably. but I don't think of it as "average" because I genuinely think that the majority of stuff I check is actually above average. something that is truly "average" music will come off to someone who is used to good music as somewhat of a waste of time. so in that sense, a 2.5 on my scale is kinda bad. definitely not horrible tho
Spec 03.29.17	I love going back to albums and being like "hey this sounds pretty good now" and when I look at the comments I'm in there talking mad shit.
Satellite 03.29.17	I love going back to albums and being like "hey this sounds pretty good now" and when I look at the comments I'm in there telling spec to leave the site forever.
Spec 03.29.17	You and Kris god damn.
evilford 03.29.17	"I love going back to albums and being like "hey this sounds pretty good now" and when I look at the comments I'm in there talking mad shit." I've done that before. thank god for the edit button
L4titudes 03.29.17	that makes sense about 2.5's. I really do tend to rate more things 3.5 than anything else tho probably. but I don't think of it as "average" because I genuinely think that the majority of stuff I check is actually above average. something that is truly "average" music will come off to someone who is used to good music as somewhat of a waste of time. so in that sense, a 2.5 on my scale is kinda bad. definitely not horrible tho That's about the best you can explain my logic as well
Satellite 03.29.17	my gf says 3.5 is perfectly average
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	the real question is... is music, on average, good?
evilford 03.29.17	depends on your outlook on life I guess
TheSpaceMan 03.29.17	Is an avocado fruit?
dreamgazing 03.29.17	No it's a 3.5 get on with the program
Satellite 03.29.17	avocados are technically berries. crazy world.
evilford 03.29.17	"Is an avocado fruit?" you're comparing avocados and oranges here m8
TheSpaceMan 03.30.17	Apples < oranges tbh
Satellite 03.30.17	“You’re missing the point,” she said. “What you’re saying makes sense in theory, but not in practice. You’re trying to compare apples and oranges.” “Why do you keep saying that?” he asked in response. “Apples and oranges aren’t that different, really. I mean, they’re both fruit. Their weight is extremely similar. They both contain acidic elements. They’re both roughly spherical. They serve the same social purpose. With the possible exception of a tangerine, I can’t think of anything more similar to an orange than an apple. “If I were having lunch with a man who was eating an apple and – while I was looking away – he replaced that apple with an orange, I doubt I’d even notice. “So how is this a metaphor for difference? I could understand if you said, ‘That’s like comparing apples and uranium,’ or ‘That’s like comparing apples and baby wolverines’, or ‘That’s like comparing apples with the early work of Raymond Carver,’ or ‘That’s like comparing apples with hermaphroditic ground sloths.’ Those would all be valid examples of profound disparity. But not apples and oranges. In every meaningful way, they’re virtually identical.” “You’re missing the point,” she said again, this time for different reasons.
evilford 03.30.17	can't do oranges anymore. or anything orange-flavored. had a REAL bad experience w/ triple sec a decade or so back.
TheSpaceMan 03.30.17	I think if you replaced a man's apple with an orange he'd notice
TheSpaceMan 03.30.17	And yeah triple sec is mostly nasty less it's necessary to a mix
evilford 03.30.17	it was all I had at the moment. rip
Satellite 03.30.17	he's saying if the man replaced his own apple with an orange he (the guy sitting across from the apple/orange man) probably wouldn't notice.
TheSpaceMan 03.30.17	If you just edited the post to reflect that statement then I didn't notice
zaruyache 03.30.17	Someone made a comment about how I 3.5 everything and since then I've been feeling way more 3's instead help I can't stop ;;;;___;;;
Kompys2000 03.30.17	@Satellite What's that quote from?
Satellite 03.30.17	Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman. Between chapters he has random short stories or mini-essays and that's one of them.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.30.17	I swear I'm one of the only users on this site that when I mean a 3.5 is great i mean ITS GREAT
Satellite 03.30.17	missed opportunity for a frosted flakes reference 2.5/5 comment
bloc 03.30.17	3.5 is a safe rating. Can't get blasted for it
zaruyache 03.30.17	it's GGGRRRReat!
Satellite 03.30.17	it's too late
Relinquished 03.30.17	grett liszt
Chortles 03.30.17	i have 1 more rating than u ha
Sniff 03.30.17	Have you met me?
AsleepInTheBack 03.30.17	3.5 everything
theacademy 03.30.17	i havent 3.5'd an album since 2010
Sniff 03.30.17	Life's too short to get overly excited by less than amazing albums. 3.5 everything.
McTime50 03.30.17	Multiply the rating by 2, put it out of ten. 5/10 is baseline average imo.
L4titudes 03.31.17	@chortles when I went to look at your ratings after seeing your comment I saw 2304 ratings. This was just after rating my 2304th album. Whhaaat/? #illuminati
L4titudes 03.31.17	to me a 6/10 is more average
Chortles 03.31.17	always neck and neck dude
L4titudes 03.31.17	high till i die low till they smoke me the shit don't stop until my casket drop
L4titudes 03.31.17	I'm drunk my apologies