butcherboy
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Last Active 09-26-19 3:01 pm
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02.26.19 qotsa ranked..01.16.19 More Cult Movies..
01.03.19 Butcher’s Review Series.. 12.11.18 Butcher's 2018..
12.03.18 American Movies..11.20.18 NEW TOOL DROPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11.20.18 oldies..11.16.18 101 Albums Part IV..
10.01.18 Metal Band Name Autocorrect.. 09.25.18 PERFECT SONGS 2.. THE FINAL SHOWDOWN..
09.22.18 PERFECT SONGS 2.. ROUND V..09.22.18 Butcher's Favourite Indie Labels..
09.19.18 PERFECT SONGS 2.. ROUND IV..09.12.18 PERFECT SONGS 2.. ROUND III..
09.06.18 PERFECT SONGS 2.. ROUND II..08.29.18 PERFECT SONGS 2.. ROUND I..
08.22.18 Butcher's Reading List..08.10.18 More Noise Punk..
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The People I Hate..

all of these groups..
1Asexuals
Be What You Want


as bad at conversation as they are at fucking..
2Ex Cops
Daggers


they never lose that stiff-necked gleam in their eye..
3The Cops
Stomp On Tripwires


yea..
4Art School Jocks
Art School Jocks


just the worst..
5Rocket Scientists
Oblivion Days


so smug..
6Undertakers
Vision Distortion Perversion


immediately size you up for height and width when they shake your hand..
7Nurses
Dracula


yes, I know you're overworked and underpaid, welcome to adult world..
8Male Nurses
Wanna Play Doctor b/w GI Jock


as bad as Nurses, but more penis-y..
9The New Pornographers
Twin Cinema


buffer, tanner, less hairy and more annoying than the old pornographers..
10The Monks (UK)
Bad Habits


unbearably modest, and yet somehow smugger than Rocket Scientists..
11The Skaters
[untitled]


both ice and rollers.. the 90's are as done as Tony Hawk's kneecaps, cocksucker..
12Cardiacs
A Little Man and a House...


can't take them on rollercoasters (ie. useless)..
13Thrashmaniacs
Títere


can't take them anywhere..
14The Carpenters
Made in America


stiff you constantly, and when you work for them, bum all your cigarettes..
15Pet Shop Boys
Actually


tend to smell like hamster cage shavings..
16The Winter Brave
Metaphors


fucking Canadians.. somehow smugger than Monks and Rocket Scientists..
17Weekend Dads
Weekend Dads


your job is not that intensive.. spend a Wednesday with your dirty offspring, why don't you..
18Red House Painters
Red House Painters


unbearable if you want your house painted any colour but red..
19Poor Righteous Teachers
Holy Intellect


you can't all be that prick from Dead Poets' Society..
20Stance Punks
Let It Roll


nihilistic punks are unsurprisingly better-informed and less sanctimonious.. not drinking is good, being straight-edge makes you a twat..
21The Collectors
Grass and Wild Strawberries


sad, lonely people sitting in dark rooms rubbing rare stamps on their mossy genitals..
22Protester
Hide From Reality


on average, the only thing a protester accomplishes is blocking off traffic for fellow blue collars for a few hours..
23Fast Food Rockers
It's Never Easy Being Cheesey


so sweaty and wheezy while rocking..
24Sleepwalkers
Addiction to Mistakes


can't leave the windows open with these assholes roaming around..
25Editors
The Back Room


by far, the vilest beings on this planet, worse than scientologists and fascists rolled into one..
26The Uptights
At The Worthersee Hotel


no fun..
27Hillbilly Hellcats
Rev it up Taz


taking breaks from climbing on their cousins, to air-guitar Free Bird while refusing to work the jobs immigrants come here to steal..
28Scissor Sisters
Night Work


only good at ribbon-cutting ceremonies..
29Suburban Kids With Biblical Names
#3


nothing but silver spoons in this ol' cutlery drawer..
30Identified Patient
The Female Medical College Of Pennsylvania


so much more paperwork involved than Unidentified Patient..
31The Twilight Singers
Blackberry Belle


keep down that racket, some of us have jobs in the morning..
32Rich Kids on LSD
Keep Laughing


acceptable only when you take them into the woods and terrify the hell out of them with flashlights and whistling noises..
33United Steel Workers of Montreal
Kerosene and Coal


they do good work, but do bring around bilingual teamsters.. sleazy in two languages..
34Political Animals
When Animals Attack


ass kiss saliva is the lubricant of ambition..
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