TheAntichrist
03.03.21 | i just wanna know |
Pheromone
03.03.21 | : ( |
Divaman
03.03.21 | Damned if I know. |
TaiL4ever
03.03.21 | You're misinformed Lhahahahha |
GhandhiLion
03.03.21 | Idk mb I'm not |
nol
03.03.21 | idk this shit kinda sucks |
TaiL4ever
03.03.21 | Life RulessssssS haard tbH |
Kompys2000
03.03.21 | Just straight vibin |
porcupinetheater
03.03.21 | Mom, Dad, come here a sec, Antichrist’s got a question for you! |
pizzamachine
03.03.21 | Cause of God’s grace |
Pheromone
03.03.21 | ask ega for his eggmoon theory, it might explain the questions you need answered |
Avagantamos
03.03.21 | to have fun |
dedex
03.03.21 | im alive because |
Pheromone
03.03.21 | im alive because olive |
WalrusTusk
03.03.21 | Because my life has meaning. |
HYPERVIOLET
03.03.21 | It’s fun |
nol
03.03.21 | I’m an accident |
Inoculaeted
03.03.21 | Cause the universe expanded from a singularity over 13.8 billion years resulting in an infinitesimal pocket of habitable “Goldilocks” space where a smattering of elements collided with each other to produce biological life that evolved into your parents who fucked. |
HYPERVIOLET
03.03.21 | ^ I prefer my answer |
farmerobama
03.03.21 | Tectonic plate movements |
ConcubinaryCode
03.03.21 | Because I was birthed and won the chance to have my mind brought into existence |
deathschool
03.03.21 | idk |
TaiL4ever
03.03.21 | Hey Deathschool |
CugnoBrasso
03.03.21 | can you believe that some people actually love me so I can't even kill myself because that would make them sad? smh |
Trebor.
03.03.21 | Forward momentum |
Mythodea
03.03.21 | why, more like how, amirite? |
ian b
03.03.21 | idk good question been thinking about that alot lately |
ian b
03.03.21 | "why, more like how, amirite?" fuck lmao |
Trebor.
03.03.21 | My video game backlog isn't going to play itself |
Egarran
03.03.21 | Evolution had to peak somewhere |
Pheromone
03.03.21 | egg say the egg thing |
Egarran
03.03.21 | Uh
uhh
Soon May It Hatch? |
Pheromone
03.03.21 | exactly,
SMIH |
Supercoolguy64
03.03.21 | Condom broke |
Mythodea
03.03.21 | > Soon May It Hatch?
Have you ever wondered why hatch is sth presumably good for life, but hatchet uhh... not as much |
JayEnder
03.03.21 | Absolutely no reason. |
Egarran
03.03.21 | >SMIH
Have to think up a holy gesture to go with this |
TaiL4ever
03.03.21 | Lol haard |
widowslaugh123
03.03.21 | Cats |
madrigal30
03.03.21 | couldn't end it right, thank god. now i'm alive to make music and drink beer and be with my friends |
chemicalmarriage
03.04.21 | Cuz I'm not dead yet |
ArsMoriendi
03.04.21 | I was apparently a planned birth, so uh, my parents wanted to have a 2nd child after having one, so I came into existence about 9 months later |
evilford
03.04.21 | I ask myself this question on a daily basis |
Relinquished
03.04.21 | Cuz I’m a prime specimen |
conesmoke
03.04.21 | Because stone cold said so |
JustJoe.
03.04.21 | i’m a ghost |
DrMaximus
03.04.21 | Accident |
brainmelter
03.04.21 | none of you guys will believe me but when my dad was 16 he was in a car with a bunch of foos and someone accidentally fired a gun hitting him in the head and the bullet went through and out the other side. How he miraculously survived I don’t know lol. I really shouldn’t be alive |
ShadowRemains
03.04.21 | when two people love each other very much... |
Intothepit
03.04.21 | Hate fucking, the how and why. |
Mythodea
03.04.21 | Many people look up to their dads, but brainmelter looks up to the bullet trying to kill his dad. |