Ryus
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Last Active 07-13-22 3:27 am
Joined 11-02-13

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1Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
Mirror Man


tectactoe: Mechanical Engineer, currently in the automotive industry
2Sega Bodega
Salvador


robertsona: private high school english teacher
3Bilmuri
400LB BACK SQUAT


SteakByrnes: Software Design Engineer at a hifi audio equipment company
4Lesnevsky
Isopod


Pangea: Just started a PhD in soil biology
5 Lil Ugly Mane
Volcanic Bird Enemy and the Voiced Conce


Hyperion1001: I used to work for a Medicare consultation company but then I decided to go back to school because coding made me want to boil my brains out of my ears. currently doing a biology degree with concentration in environmental restoration.
6Eris Drew and Octo Octa
fabric presents


Storm In A Teacup: Doordash, UberEats, Postmates here. I do it as a full time job thinking it could be a career.
7Every Time I Die
Radical


deathofasalesman: Instructional Aide for Students with Behavioral Needs, currently applying for school to become a special education teacher
8Dominique Guiot
L'univers De La Mer


someone: finance, beer retailer, theater, trying to get a projectionist job, blood and sperm donor

AS OF 2022: i am no longer a sperm donor and no longer trying to become a projectionist and all the other stuff

just selling beer now, studying to become a brewer
9Papangu
Holoceno


dedex: business analyst at a data consulting company
10The Gathering
Nighttime Birds


Trifolium: Third year PhD student, helping secondary students explore sustainability issues in science education
11TOMO
Butterfly Dream And Other Guitar Works


Calc: executive protection agent/investigative supervisor
12Seijiro Murayama and Ɖric La Casa
Supersedure


CottonSalad: PhD research in Music Comp/Tech/Improv
13Every Time I Die
Radical


Devastator: System Admin at a local bank
14Black Breath
Heavy Breathing


cvlts: Account Executive in Architectural Contracting.
15Fief
III


rabidfish: i'm an architect and urban planner (currently writing my masters' thesis), and i work in the technical dpt. for a comunication infrastructure company.
16Lycia
Cold


loveisamixtape: bartender while in full stack web dev school, hopefully an engineer at local company by December
17Lamp of Murmuur
The Burning Spears Of Crimson Agony


FellHanded: Accounting associate - stare at excel sheets all day
18Firelink
The Inveterate Fire


wayfaringstranger: Professor of Art
19Unknown Mortal Orchestra
II


ArsMoriendi: GIS Technician at an Engineering company
20Lana Del Rey
Ultraviolence


alamo: I listen to Lana Del Rey professionally
21Take That
Progress


ChoccyPhilly: Solutions Implementation Manager @ tech company
22Kole?anka
Place Is


bludngorevidal: Economist
23Mgla
Exercises in Futility


haesslichermensch: Senior Systems Engineer / Architect (IT)

20 years ago, you got acknowledgement for working in IT .. today it mostly sucks
24Turnstile
Glow On


NorwichScene: Road Technician
25Difference Engine
Breadmaker


mindleviticus: software engineer
26Sonic Youth
Confusion Is Sex


Colton: my goal is also to be an engineer/programmer of some kind but my current job supplies unlimited free ice cream (with chocolate and caramel sauce) so idk if it would really be much of an upgrade
27Cave In
Until Your Heart Stops


Ebola: copy editor
28Celtic Frost
To Mega Therion


garas: I'm a second year biologist PhD student, specialized in molecular plant stress physiology.
29Green Day
Father of All Motherfuckers


JesperL: digital culture ma student, teaching/research assistant at my uni, video editor, private tutor english/dutch/geography
30Wiki
Half God


TheSpirit: I'm a case manager at a life insurance brokerage general agency
31As Cities Burn
Son, I Loved You At Your Darkest


KnewUser: Iā€™m a counselor at a facility for addicted adolescents.
32Rx Nephew
Bro Ham


Jots: physics/robotics teacher
33Gorguts
Obscura


Egarran: I was raised as an academic librarian/teacher, then I worked in a game store, now I leech on the state. It's a good life.
34Pooh Shiesty
Shiesty Season


dubyah93: Worked managing a maintenance company, then went into marketing / BD, about to take a foray into construction project management, go me
35Neil Young
Rust Never Sleeps


theBoneyKing: Iā€™m a high school special education teacher.
36Seth Sentry
Super Cool Tree House


SlothcoreSam: I'm a drug dealer. The legal kind.
37Pink Floyd
Animals


Titan: Engineering Manager at an electric utility
38Clark
Body Riddle


Sinternet: im currently in the third year of a digital music degree, and looking to go into a masters afterwards - most likely at the moment looking like i'll do a combination digital music/sound art degree which would be fun, just gonna take a year out in between to get some solid work and decent housing.
39Kanye West
The College Dropout


Snake.: part-time customer service at wegmanā€™s
40Oklou
Galore


AsleepInTheBack: A lawyer, somehow
41The Locust
The Locust


DivergentThinking: Still in the Navy, although I'm currently working on getting my degree in music composition
42Nara Leao
O Canto Livre de Nara


Trebor.: I was a union projectionist but my movie theater went out of business
43Goatlord
Reflections of the Solstice


neekafat: Freelance filmmaker in LA, last full-time gig was as the Lead On-Set COVID Monitor for a Netflix show about Jeffrey Dahmer lmao
44Collider
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Gnocchi: chef of a five star winery
45Snafu (MI)
Exile // Banishment


Uzumaki: Work in retail right now as Fresh CAP 1, breaking down pallets and getting meats and produce set up for the day, but Iā€™m currently going for my Bachelorā€™s degree in Mandarin Chinese language, with the intent of either teaching or translational work.
46Joshua Burnside
Into the Depths of Hell


Scoot: software sales/consulting for an hvac manufacturer
47Dorisburg
Irrbloss


MO: corporate accounting
48Soundtrack (Video Game)
Resident Evil 2


Dewinged: Spanish localization engineer in a Japanese game comp...

I translate Resident Evil games.
49Bill Evans
The Paris Concert Edition One


MetalMarcJK: Substance Sales and International Logistics
50Today Is The Day
Sadness Will Prevail


LeddSledd: assorted masonry and landscaping gigs until I head to school next year
51SZA
Ctrl


ghostalgeist: composer
52Grateful Dead
American Beauty


Dmax28: Semi trucker
53Knut
Challenger


Mort.: Unemployed as of 6 days ago. Quit my job at a restaurant because I got in a fight with the bosses hothead nephew. Now looking for some random job to tide me over to next September with I'll be applying for Masters courses or getting my teaching qualification
54Fear Before
The Always Open Mouth


gravityswitch: I'm a graphic designer at a company that makes kid's toys
Pretty fun drawing unicorns while listening to post-hardcore
55R.E.M.
Murmur


gschwen: compliance officer for a life insurance company
56Forklift Operator
Warehouse no. 1


americanohno: warehouseman / forklift operator for industrial construction co.
57Bazooka (NLD)
ƀ Igor S.


SandwichBubble: Physical Therapist
58Mogwai
Central Belters


fogza: System development and support. Mogwai - Central Belters
59Immolation
Dawn of Possession


sixdegrees: influencer, lifestyle coach, crypto millionaire
60Moor Mother
Black Encyclopedia of the Air


North0House2: I'm an electrician. Hoping to get my master's license next year. Been doing it for almost 8 years now.
61Rocka Rollas
The Road to Destruction


rockarollacola: University parking attendant
62Magdalena Bay
Mercurial World


porcupinetheater: I fish old boots out the river and fashion them into dioramas as externalized representations of the corroded human soul and sell them on Etsy and use the money to buy Prada belt buckles
63Palmistry
wyrdo


Dedes: I work at an Italian deli.
I handle big meat and soft buns for a living.
64Jethro Tull
Songs from the Wood


Divaman: adoption worker.
65Stolen Velour
Onyx


tyman: got two more years left to get my Journalism degree, might go for my masters, not sure, but I also write for CaliberTV as my "paid job"
66Ayesha and Ma Sha Ru
Ether


Ryus: i'm an undergrad but will be a software engineer when i graduate in a month!!!
67Weed
Weed


lucazade22: Medical Science Liaison for a medical cannabis company
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