Mort.
You say proto-this, I say post-that, lets call the whole thing skronk
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Reviews 68
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Soundoffs 16
News Articles 25
Band Edits + Tags 911
Album Edits 780

Album Ratings 1969
Objectivity 75%

Last Active 01-01-70 12:00 am
Joined 01-01-70

Review Comments 25,400

 Lists
05.20.24 Noise rock I know and like 05.15.24 List is digs
03.19.24 Nostalgia for the American core 2000s 03.07.24 Mort.'s 2024 pt.1
01.15.24 A love letter to Coalesce12.03.23 Bands im gonna discog cos i like em
11.28.23 Morty's 2023 fav listens 11.23.23 Metalcore that does suck
10.29.23 The Skronkman Cometh 10.23.23 Rec me an album
10.18.23 Core to check09.27.23 Things ive heard in 2023 pt.3
09.12.23 Bands sput has 'rediscovered'08.22.23 10 years of Mort.
06.22.23 Things ive heard in 2023 pt.206.07.23 I shall break free from guitar music
04.12.23 Mort's Cds04.08.23 Mort's vinyl
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breaking my silence

this is hard for me to say but i think sput deserves to know the truth. many of you have probably been wondering, 'what happened to all of mort.'s lists? every day i would log in and gaze upon them for hours at a time, a dreamy smile upon my face, semi erect and buzzed at the possibility that i could have such taste, such daring courage and panache'.
1Atomsmasher
Atomsmasher


but alas, johnnyofthewell and his rotten snivelling wormtongued Pheromone were jealous of me and so conspired to de feature all of my lists, leaving me no option but to delete them to spare myself the embarrassment.
2Living Weapon
Paradise


since then i have kept my tongue out of fear of reprisals but no longer
3Curse of the Golden Vampire
Curse of the Golden Vampire


i demand the reinstatement of all my lists from memory by johnny (if they were important to defeature, then they were important enough for him to fully remember them)
4Street Sects
End Position


i demand a full and public apology from the vermin known as johnnyofthewell (if that is their real name) and the hunchbacked degenerate known as pheromone (previously known as nerdtalent and had an anime avatar, let it be known)
5Some Girls
Heaven's Pregnant Teens
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