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10Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
Shiny Beast (Bat Chain Puller)


"When I See Mommy I Feel Like a Mummy"

No idea what's going on on this one, but it's GOOD and catchy. Mummy mummy mummy
9Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
Trout Mask Replica


"Pena"

This song is basically a heart attack mixed with absurd poetry and pitched-up stringy vocals
8Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
Ice Cream for Crow


"The Thousandth and Tenth Day of the Human Totem Pole"

This is body horror as a blues rock song. I'm very scared picturing these lyrics. Thank you Beefy!
7Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
Safe As Milk


"Abba Zaba"

Abba Zaba is a type of candy he likes and this song is prime psych blues. I wanna try it!
6Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
Doc at the Radar Station


"Run Paint Run Run"

This is just about how he likes to paint. Which makes it cute. Good guitar and trumpet!
5Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
Ice Cream for Crow


"Ice Cream for Crow"

Okay I have NO IDEA what's going on in this once, but yet again great blues riff! What's sun cream?
4Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
Safe As Milk


"Dropout Boogie"

You gotta support her, bring her the butter...oh wait you dropped out and failed. This is depressing haha, but man it's a good dark creepy vibe. Especially for the 60s. Ahead of it's time, right? Dirty riff caked in mud.
3Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
Shiny Beast (Bat Chain Puller)


"Tropical Hot Dog Night"

The trumpet is legendary here. Also, I'm pretty sure he's trying to pick up women with this song. I have some bad news for you about that, Don. This song is also a weird dick joke, but don't think about it too much
2Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
Trout Mask Replica


"Ella Guru"

This might be the most beautiful combination of fucked up riff, fucked up vocals, and fucked up drums I've ever heard. The crown jewel of Trout Mask Replica for sure
1Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
Lick My Decals Off, Baby


"Lick My Decals Off, Baby"

This is it. The best Beefheart song. It takes everything they learned from Trout Mask, but instead of just being offbeat, it's tight as fuck. I mean goddamn, do you hear that percussion? It's so cool, and those tempo changes? Yep this is living
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