3 Years Of My Life Have Been Sucked Away By This Website, And All I Have To Show For It Is This Shitty List
before you go ahead and say "WHOA SPUTNIK LIST RIGHT HERE" just remember i probably had some sort of hand in making these "sputnik albums" so yes i am vain and self-absorbed |
1 | | At the Drive-in Acrobatic Tenement
my first foray into punk/post-hardcore/emo/music |
2 | | Off Minor The Heat Death of the Universe
This album made me into the self-absorbed, vacuous, depressed shell of a person I am today |
3 | | Converge Jane Doe
blah blah blah rah rah rah |
4 | | Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
I know it's all been said before, I want to say it again |
5 | | Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy
i too use drugs and alcohol to treat my extreme social anxiety |
6 | | Cursive Domestica
Knowing how fucked up Tim Kasher is gives me solace |
7 | | GZA Liquid Swords
Most played album in my car ever |
8 | | maudlin of the Well Bath
solos are like sex scenes, most fags use them to give their audience a boner, niggaz that know whats up use them to show fragility and grace |
9 | | Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness
THESE GUYS LIVE LIKE 20 MINUTES FROM ME OMG |
10 | | The Blood Brothers ...Burn, Piano Island, Burn
got more layers than 7-layer nachos from taco bell |
11 | | Moss Icon Lyburnum
to lose a young life in these trying times is truly not an unheard of thing, but oh, the false truth and always lie of a dead god will surely take out some of the sting |
12 | | Weezer Pinkerton
nostalgia |
13 | | Pavement Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
yr the kinda girl i like, cuz yr empty and i'm empty |
14 | | Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
obv |
15 | | Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
see above |
16 | | Wolves in the Throne Room Two Hunters
Since when have shoegazers and black metal fans been able to awkwardly coexist at shows |
17 | | Cryptopsy None So Vile
kitsch likes metal? |
18 | | Slint Spiderland
will oldham should do the album art of every album ever |
19 | | My Bloody Valentine Loveless
sounds even better in 3-D |
20 | | Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
hip-hop revolutions don't happen everyday |
21 | | Cap'n Jazz Analphabetapolothology
tim kinsella can sell a lyric LOL |
22 | | Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
socialism will kick your ass and share it with you after |
23 | | Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
TOO SOON |
24 | | mewithoutYou A->B Life
we will die |
25 | | Glassjaw Worship & Tribute
you'd think with daryl's crohn's disease they'd just be shitting out albums |
26 | | Talk Talk Laughing Stock
half of these song titles aren't even words (that i recognize) |
27 | | Dan Deacon Bromst
INTELLIGENT DANCE MUSIC |
28 | | Richard Youngs Sapphie
waiting to make camtree cum |
29 | | Insect Warfare World Extermination
ELITIST ASSHOLE GRINDCORE |
30 | | Modern Life is War Witness
The world isn't against you. It just doesn't care! |
31 | | Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye
i don't really have anything witty to say about this |
32 | | Saetia A Retrospective
WHEN DID WE BEGIN |
33 | | Sunny Day Real Estate Diary
seven is without a doubt the best song of all-time i swear to fucking god |
34 | | Pixies Surfer Rosa
fuckign grimy ass shit love that shit raw |
35 | | Sun Kil Moon Ghosts of the Great Highway
mark kozelek can do no wrong, except making his name impossible to spell correctly |
36 | | Ghastly City Sleep Ghastly City Sleep
fuck that sigur ros bullshit. iceland is for pussies |
37 | | Deltron 3030 Deltron 3030
nerd rap |
38 | | cLOUDDEAD cLOUDDEAD
nerdier rap |
39 | | Nas Illmatic
gangsta rap (quoted from bill o'reilly) |
40 | | Harvey Milk Life...The Best Game in Town
almost as manly as the real Harvey Milk |
41 | | 90 Day Men To Everybody
takes about 90 days to finally realize how great this shit is |
42 | | Against Me! Reinventing Axl Rose
tom gabel knows how to incite a riot |
43 | | Dr. Octagon Dr. Octagonecologyst
blue flowersssssss |
44 | | Charizma & Peanut Butter Wolf Big Shots
rip :( |
45 | | pg. 99 Document #8
reap what you rape |
46 | | City of Caterpillar City of Caterpillar
indian summer done better |
47 | | The Drones Havilah
she don't hate the ones she kills but she dont' love the mouths she fills |
48 | | Godspeed You! Black Emporer F#A#(infinity)
fucking album art sucks anyway |
49 | | Ulver Bergtatt
scary ass shit |
50 | | Radiohead OK Computer
Let Down is probably the most depressing song of all-time; love that shit |
51 | | Madvillain Madvillainy
Half the fun is trying to figure out how DOOM could possibly link his thoughts together, the other half is madlibs beats |
52 | | Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends
those fuckign intertwining vocal melodies get me everytime |
53 | | Burzum Hvis lyset tar oss
you can burn my church anytime vargy |
54 | | Orchid Chaos is Me
so dance dance, dance to the sound, of america's BEST. DRESSED. FAKE. OUT |
55 | | Do Make Say Think You, You're a History in Rust
so delicate but so loud |
56 | | The Microphones The Glow, Pt. 2
i built a fort a with phil elvrum |
57 | | Joanna Newsom Ys
Yes. |
58 | | Regina Spektor Soviet Kitsch
Please. |
59 | | Modest Mouse This is a Long Drive Home For Someone with Nothing to Think About
issac brock is fucking crazy |
60 | | Maps and Atlases Trees, Swallows, Houses
two-hand tapping, one hand fapping |
61 | | Red House Painters Down Colorful Hill
MICHAELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, WHERE ARE YOU? |
62 | | World's End Girlfriend Hurtbreak Wonderland
so organic yet so digital |
63 | | Clipse Hell Hath No Fury
damn dirty money know how to treat them girls |
64 | | Fugazi Repeater
ian mackaye rocks that shit all day everyday |
65 | | Brand New The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me
the devil and god are raging homosexuals |
66 | | UGK Ridin' Dirty
putting powder on the street, cause i got big fucking nuts |
67 | | Daitro Des cendres, je me consumme
je suis une faggote |
68 | | Tom Waits Rain Dogs
I've thought about this long and hard, and only Tom Waits could pull off being Tom Waits |
69 | | Arcade Fire Funeral
i often overlook this, but it's so fucking good |
70 | | The National Boxer
don't know how the national placed this low, they should be higher, but i can't think of who's place they would take |
71 | | Ampere All Our Tomorrows Will End Today
WE KNEW THERE WOULD BE NO FUTURE, THAT WAS OUR GREATEST FREEDOM |
72 | | Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime
me and mike watt, playing guitar |
73 | | Gospel The Moon is a Dead World
who knew apostacy would be such a bitch? |
74 | | J Dilla Donuts
who else could make such uplifting music, while on their death bed |
75 | | Dag Nasty Can I Say
just realized i don't have minor threat on here, this will have to do |
76 | | Trophy Scars Bad Luck
intense fucking vocals |
77 | | Why? Alopecia
just a slight jingle of pocket change pulsing |
78 | | Grizzly Bear Veckatimest
didn't appreciate this until i listened to it on vinyl |
79 | | Shotmaker Mouse Ear [Forget-Me-Not]
fucking sludgy ass post-hardcore omg |
80 | | Burial Untrue
so true |
81 | | Ghostface Killah Ironman
niggaz still sippin rum out of stanley cups |
82 | | Charles Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
jazzzzz |
83 | | Hot Cross Cryonics
This really loses it's replay value after you listen to it everyday for a year |
84 | | Mclusky Mclusky Do Dallas
those lightsabre cocksucking blues |
85 | | The Kidcrash Jokes
it sounds like off minor! |
86 | | Belle Epoque A La Derive
french people rule |
87 | | Pulling Teeth Paranoid Delusions / Paradise Illusions
23 minutes of pure slay-age |
88 | | Blacktusk Passage Through Purgatory
27 minutes of pure slay-age |
89 | | Death Human
chuck says |
90 | | Third Eye Blind Third Eye Blind
perfect 90s mainstream rock album, especially when you're 7 |
91 | | DJ Shadow Entroducing...
it feels obligatory |
92 | | Ceremony Violence Violence
this goes out to all the broken chairs and broken bones suffered at ceremony shows |
93 | | Verse En Coma Rialto
in a factory is perfect |
94 | | the Mars Volta Frances the Mute
so low i probably shouldn't have included it at all |
95 | | Cynic Focus
t-pain loves cynic |
96 | | Pink Floyd Animals
their other albums suck |
97 | | Jeromes Dream Seeing Means More Than Safety
that fucking guitar riff in "It's More Like a Message to You" is life-changing |
98 | | Meet Me in St. Louis And With the Right Kind of Eyes...
greatest EP |
99 | | American Football American Football
needz moar kinsella |
100 | | Young Widows Old Wounds
righteous |
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