mmfarva: New Noise | Sputnikmusic

mmfarva 08.15.10	So I was waiting in line at Walmart to buy some orange juice, and there were these two lesbians practically making out over by the doors. One looked like a guy, but the other was actually pretty attractive. I watched.
Bitchfork 08.15.10	Oh I thought this was about new noise albums and it's not. I leave.
East Hastings 08.15.10	my girlfriend was in the bathroom yesterday at BJ's and washed her hands while two lesbians were making out on the other sink
Ire 08.15.10	i thought this was going to be a bitchfork list im so glad it's not
East Hastings 08.15.10	lol be nice to bitchy
mmfarva 08.15.10	Bitchfork: You're no fun. Why don't you rec some new noise albums? East Hastings: Your girlfriend needs to nut up and join next time. Ire: Guess I should've gone with a different title, obviously it's misleading.
mmfarva 08.15.10	The edit function fucked up my post, that's no fun.
East Hastings 08.15.10	yeah i was upset she did not partake, or at least get some pics
mmfarva 08.15.10	Were they hot? Or at least mildly attractive, 'cuz God knows even mildly attractive is awesome.
East Hastings 08.15.10	im pretty sure they fell somewhere between
Bitchfork 08.15.10	Sad thing is that Ire and I used to be cool with each other and now it's like all those days that we skipped through the meadows and played flutes on the knolls are gone. We are no longer wondering bout navish sprites in the night. We fuck on sputnik now.
Ire 08.15.10	when we get together it is super hawt
eternium 08.15.10	WE DANCE TO ALL THE WRONG SONGS. What all hardcore do you know? I can give recs.
mmfarva 08.15.10	This just got sexual.
Bitchfork 08.15.10	I know, when our phalluses touch, I hear the shadows scream, for the angels win - they can again slumber in heaven. No longer do they have to yeild the shield of a disarming analytic of a hypocrite's mirror. Demeanor, minus the miss. Again, I insist - frot.
Bitchfork 08.15.10	Frot for it is super hawt.
Ire 08.15.10	frot wit dem shit
mmfarva 08.15.10	My hardcore knowledge is woefully incomplete, but my favorites are Refused, Converge, Trash Talk, Defeater, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, stuff like that. I'm down for anything though.
Bitchfork 08.15.10	Akephal is where the shit is at. Shikari, too. Maybe some Union of Uranus. And frotting is the new hipster thing to do I'm emailing pitchfork right now.
eternium 08.15.10	Dangers - Anger The Hope Conspiracy - Death Knows Your Name Coalesce - Ox Cave In - Until Your Heart Stops Deadguy - Fixation on a Coworker Modern Life Is War - Witness Verse - Aggression Disfear - Live the Storm His Hero Is Gone - Monument to Thieves Gaza - I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die Will Haven - Carpe Diem Know those?
Ire 08.15.10	do it
Bitchfork 08.15.10	Email sent to Ian Cohen. Is it sad that he's in my address book?
Ire 08.15.10	ya
mmfarva 08.15.10	I know some, not all. I'll check them out.
acorncheese 08.15.10	Shape is the best song sry
Bitchfork 08.15.10	Good because I don't.
mmfarva 08.15.10	I'm way cooler than P4k.
Bitchfork 08.15.10	That's not hard.
East Hastings 08.15.10	i am
Bitchfork 08.15.10	like hard hard or somewhat hard or like 7 inches ragin hard or like 4 inches hard or what hard how hard is this question
East Hastings 08.15.10	7.5 ragin hard
Bitchfork 08.15.10	oh damn mofucka you're beating out bully's 6-er
East Hastings 08.15.10	srry bewldawg
Bitchfork 08.15.10	penis size is painless.
mmfarva 08.15.10	Too many penises, not enough ... other stuff.
East Hastings 08.15.10	*talks about other stuff
Bitchfork 08.15.10	Lisa Lampanelli is... ugh.
East Hastings 08.15.10	yes, austin. yes.
mmfarva 08.15.10	She likes black men a lot.