Intothepit: Really, Really(x10) Scared Right Now

Intothepit 08.26.10	What's up Sputnik? Yes, I'm showing a bit of vulnerability right now. I feel it's a must.
Inveigh 08.26.10	damn, sorry to hear that homie. I hope this scare is just a scare.
Counterfeit 08.26.10	I lurv u pit. Every little thing, is gonna be alright. But seriously, hope everything's okay.
Intothepit 08.26.10	Me too, dude. He says I have all of the symptoms of it, but that it could also be my pneumonia coming back at me harder than it originally did. I'm hoping for the latter.
Apollo 08.26.10	holy shit, I hope everything works out for you man
Intothepit 08.26.10	If yall have any jokes, any funny insults, or any other way I can occupy my time right now that doesn't include any physical activity(I can't do anything other than sit and bullshit until my results come back and they say I'm all clear), let me know. I'm all ears(or eyes, whatever)
Inveigh 08.26.10	it's weird to say, but, I hope you've got pneumonia man
Intothepit 08.26.10	Lol, me too Blake. I've never hope for an infection so much in my life!
Inveigh 08.26.10	i mean, can you get pneumonia from sucking cock?
Inveigh 08.26.10	(how was that?)
Intothepit 08.26.10	If that's true, than that MUST be the cause! Lol
8bit 08.26.10	Shit man, hope your alright, stay positive.
Counterfeit 08.26.10	ALL OF YOU CAN GO EAT A DICK! YOU ALL MUST BE VIRGINS OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO THAN INSULT SOMEONE ON THEIR LISTS! I THOUGHT THIS SITE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HELPFUL, BUT YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF ELITIST DOUCHES!
Thor 08.26.10	Hope you get well soon, man.
Intothepit 08.26.10	Thanks Thor. Feit, WTF is that lol
Counterfeit 08.26.10	go to that bands i hate list. some "new guy" aka troll ahaha
Inveigh 08.26.10	idk what that is, but 'feit and Apollo have been posting it all over the site today
Intothepit 08.26.10	lol that's terrible! Thanks Josh, I appreciate it man.
Apollo 08.26.10	read through that entire thread feit mentioned Inveigh. I think its time for a sputnik roast to get Nick's mind off of this
Intothepit 08.26.10	I know this site would miss me terribly lol
Apollo 08.26.10	cmon Sput roast. Hell, you can roast me I won't mind.
DoubtGin 08.26.10	I am not actually sure what Non-hodgkin Lymphona is, but I hope everything turns alright.. wish you the best
McCopper 08.26.10	I hope everything goes well :/
Gyromania 08.26.10	I hope it's nothing serious. Take it easy man
Counterfeit 08.26.10	roast me. i need a roasting. xD
theacademy 08.26.10	i hope it's just a scare, but back in the 90's, Amanda Woodward had NHL, and she survived, and she's still pretty hot for an old chick.
East Hastings 08.26.10	feit, u r gay
Counterfeit 08.26.10	east, yer gayest
East Hastings 08.26.10	im roasted lets eat
Fort23 08.26.10	yo i hope you get better man, i think you will though. you should listen to the new arcade fire i think that's a pretty happy record.
Counterfeit 08.26.10	i think we've all learned by now, pit cant get hurt. he invincible n stuff
BigHans 08.26.10	Shit man, I know you're not religious but Ill throw out a shout to the big guy for ya. That seriously sucks, hope its Pnemonia.
Intothepit 08.26.10	Nah, I can get hurt Feit. I just don't normally show it.
Counterfeit 08.26.10	only when Hans give it to you just a little too hard ;)
cvlts 08.26.10	dude, for what its worth, my prayers and thoughts are with you right now.
LegendofPittman 08.26.10	Wow man, I am really sorry. I hope it's not as bad as they let on.
Apollo 08.26.10	CMON BITCHES GET YER ROAST ON! FUCK YOU ACADEMY YOU CUM GUZZLING SON OF A DONKEY WHORE
Obfuscation24 08.26.10	Usually don't have the best interactions with teh bane, but hope you get well soon man.
Inveigh 08.26.10	just go to academy's blog Pit, it'll cheer ya up http://moaropeth.tumblr.com
theacademy 08.26.10	SHUT YOUR MOUTH THAT DONKEY RAISED ME LIKE A SON
Intothepit 08.26.10	I'm thinking about pulling a Joe vs. the Volcano
Fort23 08.26.10	lol sputnik blog
Counterfeit 08.26.10	sputblog is teh beesknees.
MoosechriS 08.26.10	Shit dude hope it turns out to be just a scare. I had a similar experience a month or so ago when i thought i had testicular cancer the docs were concerned to say the least. I got sent for a full battery of tests the waiting between having to go for the test and getting my results was terrifying. Luckily it was a cist. Hope everything works out dude.
Intothepit 08.26.10	Thanks man. Yeah, it's not so much the "news," it's this fucking waiting game. I gave two blood samples and a urine sample this afternoon, and I have to go to the hospital tomorrow morning to get a full check. It fucking sucks.
Fort23 08.26.10	whoa
Winsomniac 08.26.10	SHUT YOUR MOUTH THAT DONKEY RAISED ME LIKE A SON ^lolz.
Sowing 08.26.10	man i hope you are okay, hopefully this ends up being just a scare
Apollo 08.26.10	SHUT YOUR MOUTH THAT DONKEY RAISED ME LIKE A SON yeah I lol'd too.
East Hastings 08.26.10	YOU SOUND SO POSH
Intothepit 08.26.10	Academy bringz da lulz
Maniac! 08.26.10	holy shit
londoncalling457 08.26.10	i don't really interact with you ever but still i really hope everything turns out alright.
Maniac! 08.26.10	Sup Pit
Intothepit 08.26.10	Sup Brandon?
Maniac! 08.26.10	wasting my time by making useless movie lists that will inevitably be flamed and deleted.
Intothepit 08.26.10	I'm wasting my time by letting Shoesoup think he's "got me."
East Hastings 08.26.10	o shoesoup
Counterfeit 08.26.10	he cryin
Apollo 08.26.10	fucking nazi mods, disabling comments in my list. FUCK YOU!
East Hastings 08.26.10	he mad
Torii 08.26.10	Shit, I hope you get better.
ShoeSoup 08.26.10	ok, that is very unfortunate and i truly am sorry to hear that. but using that to gain others' sympathy while you continue to run your mouth is, less than respectable to say the least.
Winsomniac 08.26.10	Life lessons from a troll. iLol'd.
Counterfeit 08.26.10	is that an app?
Emim 08.26.10	Sorry, bro. Hope it's nothing. Joke time! A doctor exams a guy and discovers that he has five penises. He tells the guy that is amazing, how do your pants fit. The guy says, "Like a glove." A bear and a rabbit are taking a crap, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit. Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. Cover me I'm going in! Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen? A. Its ass! Two men were sitting at the top floor of the Empire State Building. One man says to the other.. "You know, if you jump out the window here, the force of the wind will blow you back in through the window on the 90th floor.." The other man says "fuck off, you're jokin aren't u?" The 1st man says "No, here.. I'll prove it" so he stands on the window ledge and jumps out.. and comes back in thru the 90th floor window.. The 2nd man says.. "That was just a one off" So he does it again.. and comes thru on the 90th floor.. runs back up and says "See, im telling the truth" The 2nd man says "Wow, im gonna do it then" he stands on the window ledge, jumps out and falls to his death. The barman says to the first man.. "You know, you're a real prick when you're drunk superman"
Winsomniac 08.26.10	Yeah, it's called iShoeSoup.
R6Rider 08.26.10	I'll get you some Liquid Acid if it'll make you feel better.
Counterfeit 08.26.10	lol
Deviant. 08.26.10	Shit dude, sorry to hear, Sure it'll turn out all good though Best keep us posted
therayder 08.26.10	My grandad has that...it's rough. Hope it turns out alright man
GenNarain 08.26.10	Get better soon bro
Inveigh 08.26.10	so this guy decides to stop by a pub on his way home from work to grab a beer during happy hour. while sitting at the bar, he notices a tip jar full of money. and not just money, absolutely nothing but $10 bills. He thinks to himself, "this can't be a tip jar..." So he asks the bartender what the jar's for. "Well," the bartender replied, "we have a little contest here at this establishment, but to find out more you're going to have to drop a $10 in there." The man thinks about it for a second, decides he's fine without the info, then proceeds to finish his beer and order another. Towards the end of this second beer, his curiosity gets the best of him. He drops a ten spot in the jar and motions the bartender back over. "Alright, what is this contest?" "First off," replies the bartender, "you've got to drink an entire fifth of tequila in under 10 minutes without flinching, gagging or puking. Not one sign of weakness. Second, we've got a pit bull chained up out back with a bad tooth. You're going to have to go out there and yank it out for us. Third, there is a 95 year old woman who lives above this bar who has never, I repeat, NEVER had sex. You've got to take care of that too. If you complete all three tasks, you win the contents of the jar." The man thinks about it for a second, and respectfully declines. He then orders another brew. After gaining some additional liquid courage, our loyal patron decides he's up for the challenge. "Bartender!" he slurs out the side of his mouth, "bring me the tequila!" The bartender does as the man requests. Eight and a half long minutes later, the man has downed the tequila, barely batting an eye. "Where's that dog at?!" he yells. "Out back." The rest of the patrons are then treated to a series of shrieks, screams, yells and the sounds of a dog barking and clothes tearing, possibly flesh too. Then, silence. A creepy calm comes over the bar, and the bartender secretly starts to worry for the man's life. ("am I going to jail for this?") Seconds later the back door bursts open and there stands our hero, clothes torn to shreds and covered in blood. He immediately yells: "Alright, where's that old bitch with the bad tooth?!"
Counterfeit 08.26.10	tl;dr
Gmork89 08.26.10	Gmork wishes you good luck and wants you to stay positive.
therayder 08.26.10	lulz
Curse. 08.26.10	on the bright side, at least you aren't black.
Inveigh 08.26.10	my dad told me that joke
East Hastings 08.26.10	http://undrinmonk96.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2w9ewl
Deviant. 08.26.10	A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Gmork89 08.26.10	That was great ^
R6Rider 08.26.10	lol
Deviant. 08.26.10	A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don"t know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son..... "Go get your Mother."
Gmork89 08.26.10	lol
Counterfeit 08.26.10	omg. that convict one was great. and that amish one was great too.
Curse. 08.26.10	I think Deviant was secretly flirting with me with that first joke
East Hastings 08.26.10	aahahahaaha
Deviant. 08.26.10	The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest. "It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man. "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest. "Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?" "Of course, my son," said the priest. The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"
Gmork89 08.26.10	oooooohhhhhh!
East Hastings 08.26.10	Dev is on a roll
Gmork89 08.26.10	I'd say!
Deviant. 08.26.10	A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled man turned to the priest and said, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" "Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man." "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading that the Pope does."
Gmork89 08.26.10	HA!
Deviant. 08.26.10	Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
ConsiderPhlebas 08.26.10	Shit man. Really hope it's pneumonia. What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Finding half a maggot. What's worse than finding half a maggot in your apple? Being raped.
Deviant. 08.26.10	What's worse than one dead baby? A pile of babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies out in the sun What's worse than a pile of dead babies out in the sun? One live baby in the middle, eating its way out What's the difference between a pile of sand and a pile of dead babies? You can't move a pile of sand with a pitchfork A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"
Emim 08.26.10	A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a single drop." The bartender said, "There is no way you can do that. Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars." The man then begins to undo his pants and begins pissing. He starts pissing all over the bar, spraying on the bottles and the bartender, not making a single drop in the cup. The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says, "That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars." The man then gets up and walks over to the pool table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down and starts laughing at the bartender and hands him the money. The bartender asks, "Why are you laughing? You just lost the bet." The man said, "I'm laughing because I bet those guys over there one thousand dollars that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would still be laughing when I was done." A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried. Next morning,not only is the rooster screwin...g the hens but he is screwing the turkeys,ducks even the cow. Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!" And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land."
Deviant. 08.26.10	A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a blow job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
Deviant. 08.26.10	Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a condom about to give his wife some. Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says, "Whatcha doin' Daddy?" Johnny's dad stoops over to cover up his dick and starts looking at the floor. "Oh, I'm just looking for this big rat I saw." he says. Little Johnny asks, "Whatcha gonna do, fuck it?"
ConsiderPhlebas 08.26.10	What do you call a black guy flying a plane? The pilot you racist cunt.
Deviant. 08.26.10	A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The father, surprised, answers: "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry."
Deviant. 08.26.10	What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common? In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
Deviant. 08.26.10	THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran , Ruled by a dick
Maniac! 08.26.10	Sneaky edit dev
Emim 08.26.10	A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You bastard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!" A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, "Sure, that'll be one dollar." "One dollar?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and chips?" "Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be two dollars." "Two dollars?" cries the man. "You're joking. Where's the guy who owns this place?" The barman says, "Upstairs, with my wife"." The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The barman says, "The same thing I'm doing to his business."
Maniac! 08.26.10	@Emim those are my favorites so far
drydenz 08.26.10	list sux
Deviant. 08.26.10	"Sneaky edit dev" Yeah, I edited the comment and killed the line breaks so figured why not Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day , he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned." She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?" "I don't think so," said the foreman: "He got out three times to go to the men's room.
Deviant. 08.26.10	The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
Maniac! 08.26.10	hahaha
Deviant. 08.26.10	There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. ''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!'' The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.'' To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ‘‘nice horse you got their sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop. The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''
BigTuna 08.27.10	Sucks.
BigHans 08.27.10	What do farmers and homosexuals have in common? They both have shit on their rubbers.
Satellite 08.27.10	Fuck, this sucks man. Hopefully everything's okay and just know you have a support group of assholes on this site.
Deviant. 08.30.10	Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by 25% this February from 72 to only 60. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings . . . and a subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife. The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs or B.O.O.M., responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and immediately balloted for strike action. B.O.O.M.'s General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return, but to be treated like this, is like a kick in the teeth." Speaking from his garden shed in the West Midlands where he currently resides, Al Qaeda CEO Osama bin Laden explained, "We sympathize with our workers' concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are just not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. We realize that young people are our future, but today's youth blow up so quickly! And thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's come down to a straight choice between reducing expenditures and laying people off. I don't like cutting benefits, but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up this year." Spokesmen for the union in Essex, the North East of England, Liverpool , Ireland , Wales, New Zealand and Australia issued a statement saying that the strike would not affect their operations whatsoever, since " . . . there aren't any virgins in these areas anyway." The Scottish Al Qaeda spokesman complained bitterly they had not had any suicide volunteers since the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Now that Scottish Muslims know what a virgin looks like they are not at all keen on going to Paradise ..
bloc 08.30.10	LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Deviant. 08.30.10	So awesome
bloc 08.30.10	Tell me you spent an hour writing this, and that this is just made up.
Intothepit 08.30.10	I can't decide if that cheered me up or let me down....
tinkrbel 08.30.10	so how are you doing now 'pit?
Jesuslaves 08.30.10	'FUCK YOU ACADEMY YOU CUM GUZZLING SON OF A DONKEY WHORE' 'SHUT YOUR MOUTH THAT DONKEY RAISED ME LIKE A SON' The best exchange in the history of this site.
Intothepit 08.30.10	troubled, but i'm alright. Waitin til Wednesday for the results of the 2,000 test I took on Thursday and Friday. You know they said they had to stick a camera up my ass?
bloc 08.30.10	LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL at Jesus's post.
Jesuslaves 08.30.10	Yeah sorry to hear the news and stuff.
Intothepit 08.30.10	Bloc, if you were laughing at my ass-camera, don't be shy.
tinkrbel 08.30.10	so you have to wait a whole week? that fucking sucks man, that's waaay too much time wish you the best bro
Intothepit 08.30.10	Thanks.
Jesuslaves 08.30.10	bloc - genuine or sarcastic?
bloc 08.30.10	Sorry Pit, I had to edit my comment so that it wouldn't look like I was laughing at you : ( Damn your speed, but I do hope all is well with you. Jesus, it was genuine of course, I found it funny.
UnnamedOcean 08.30.10	Best of luck, hope everything goes well
Intothepit 08.30.10	Bloc, if you wanted to laugh at the camera in my ass, I'll let you. I laughed at first, too. Until they told me they weren't joking.
tinkrbel 08.30.10	"I laughed at first, too. Until they told me they weren't joking" it's only funny when it happens to someone else therefore LOOOOOOL! jk 'pit
Jesuslaves 08.30.10	When they said camera in your ass - like some miniscule hidden camera type thing, or were they planning to shove a fucking camcorder in there?
Intothepit 08.30.10	I'd laugh too
Intothepit 08.30.10	I was hoping for the camcorder. I need a good stretching.
Jesuslaves 08.30.10	I had to ask
Intothepit 08.30.10	No, it's a miniscule camera on the end of a long, really thing fiber-optic cable
Jesuslaves 08.30.10	Lesser of two evils I suppose. For you at least.
Deviant. 08.30.10	"Tell me you spent an hour writing this, and that this is just made up." Copy and pasted, and lol....no
Zip 08.30.10	Whoa! I didn't know that people on this site were married AND had kids! You sir are amazing, but at the same time, don't die or something that would be uncool.
bloc 08.30.10	Just read all the jokes here, great stuff.
Deviant. 08.30.10	I might've gone overboard a touch
Intothepit 08.30.10	No, jokes are always welcome.
Deviant. 08.30.10	Twas for you
SCREAM! 08.30.10	Nah dev, you psoted some really great ones on here
Intothepit 08.30.10	Muchas gracias, Senor Deviant.