BigHans
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10.27.22 RIP Spirit 12.05.19 Spotify Artist of the Decade
12.03.19 Hans' Decade Jams 10.31.19 Hans Halloween Hard Jams Inc
10.09.19 10 Years of Hans 08.14.19 Man Buns Need Not Apply - Monster Truck
07.11.19 30k, Up the Irons07.09.19 Metal Hearts (Ballads of Might)
06.24.19 How Am I Not Deaf Yet - 3 Years of Conc06.11.19 Slap My Bass (And Give Me Grooves)
01.24.18 Rec me SWAGGER jams09.13.17 The National "Moments"
08.09.17 Roadhouse Jams05.25.16 Hans' Epic Concert Month
03.05.14 Riffs Of Smash02.26.14 Riffs Of F*cking Fist
02.21.14 The Rad RUSH 5702.17.14 Riff Goddamn City
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Top 10 Foods (and Albums To Make Them To)

Bottom 5 changes daily, Im hella-bored.
1Santana
The Best of Santana


Salsa/Pico De Gallo. Best fucking food ever. Pico is the best version. Chop up some Romas, cilantro, fresh Garlic, Scallions, Green/Red Pepper, Sweet Onion, Serrano Pepper, add Lime Juice, Garlic Salt, Cumin, Chili Powder, Kosher Salt, Black Pepper. Wait 1 day for God to appear.
2Down
Nola


Steak. And you need a manly album to grill it to.
3AC/DC
Let There Be Rock


Chili. Im the best chili maker of all time and its not debateable.
4Kyuss
Welcome to Sky Valley


Chicken Wings. There are alot of ways to go here. A really good one is made with soy sauce, spinach, lime, garlic, and a shitload of habernero. An easy way is just to combine garlic, Franks Red Hot, and Italian Dressing. Marinate. Grill. Orgasm.
5Seven Mary Three
American Standard


Beer Cheese Soup. A midwestern staple. Add White Cheddar and use dark beer if you want to be a real man.
6Screaming Trees
Sweet Oblivion


Grilled Salmon. Cannot beat this some days. Rub with Brown Sugar, Pepper, salt, paprika, and garlic. marinate in Lemon Juice, Dijon Mustard, and Honey. Grill some asparagus while you're at it.
7Drive-by Truckers
Pizza Deliverance


Pizza. Ive already made my pizza list.
8Johhny Cash
The Essential Johnny Cash


Stuffing/Mashed Potatos combo. Thanksgiving style bitches. This always ends up beating the turkey because most people are amatuers and cook it way too long and its usually dry as fuck.
9Hank Williams
40 Greatest Hits


Hamburgers. Only if you make them right. Use ground chuck preferrably. If you use ground beef, anything leaner than 80/20 makes you a huge vag. Use a manly cheese, like Pepper Jack. Throw on some Avocados, Bacon, and Chipoltle Mayo. Cook medium at the most.
10Otis Redding
The Dock of the Bay


Desert Fire Pasta. This is a speciality at a restaurant I work at part time. Its fucking unbelieveable. Basically its shrimp, linguini, mushrooms, alfredo sauce, mixed with a special sauce that is a combination of BBQ, Buffalo, and that Wing sauce I mentioned above. Top with salsa. Lights out.
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