TheAnalyzer
11.29.10 | TheAnalyzer is done riding Adam Thomas' dick now. |
Psilocyanide
11.29.10 | Will you ride my dick? |
Inveigh
11.29.10 | wait, do all the profiles come with a dick ride?
I kid, I kid. this was awesome once again. |
Voivod
11.29.10 | good work. |
Athom
11.29.10 | ♥♥♥♥♥ Thanks for the kind words. I'll admit i ride my own dick pretty hard at times. Trying not to do that as much. |
Crysis
11.29.10 | Rating is pretty accurate. |
Crimson Death
11.29.10 | I can practically see large loads of semen hitting you from all angles in slow motion as you are dropped down on your knees, with your mouth open and shaking your head. Only kidding. |
TheAnalyzer
11.29.10 | The Analyzer ejaculates at a rate of three times the load an average man can muster. |
BigHans
11.29.10 | The Analyzer ejaculates at a rate of three times the load an average man can muster.
^ Or in other words, about half as much as I can. |
Athom
11.29.10 | They don't call him "big" hans for nothing ;) |
BigHans
11.29.10 | Indeed. |
ffs
11.29.10 | redskyformeals |
Inveigh
11.29.10 | "They don't call him "big" hans for nothing ;)"
word, I hear he's got giant forearms. |
BigHans
11.29.10 | And size 13 shoes. |
Athom
11.29.10 | "And size 13 shoes."
tied. |
BigHans
11.29.10 | you know what they say about guys with big shoes |
Crimson Death
11.29.10 | How can your name be redskyformiles and you rank Vheissu at a 4?!? Blasphemy. |
Inveigh
11.29.10 | they wear big socks.
and have massive wangs. |
BigHans
11.29.10 | lol I dont think Ive used the word "wang" in 5 years |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.29.10 | Only one giant forearm |
Inveigh
11.29.10 | "lol I dont think Ive used the word "wang" in 5 years"
I've been singing "everybody wang chung tonight" for weeks on end |
AggravatedYeti
11.29.10 | adamthomas4pres. |
BallsToTheWall
11.29.10 | Nevermidn beaten by Inveigh,. Screw you heathen. |
BigHans
11.29.10 | thats almost as good of a nostalgic, ironic party song as Kool and the Gangs "Celebration" |
Inveigh
11.29.10 | Balls you and I are probably connected by some dark force you inadventently summoned on one of my lists
and yeah, I need an ironic party song mix to rock out to pronto. that's this week's mission. |
bloc
11.29.10 | Redsky is pretty cool |
BallsToTheWall
11.29.10 | Cthulhu ritual perhaps?
Weezer-Cant Stop Partying. Great song, irony being I havent partied in months. |
Inveigh
11.29.10 | yeah that must've been it
also, on the subject of Weezer, who would like to talk for a minute about how fucking awesome their cover of Unbreak My Heart is? |
Athom
11.29.10 | Inveigh you need "Girl You Know It's True" by Millie Vinilli and Barnes & Barnes "Party In My Pants". |
PuddlesPuddles
11.29.10 | Let's instead talk about why I haven't heard it yet and why, even reading this sentence, you're probably not going to assist me with a link.
Prove me wrong, one-horse-open-veigh |
AggravatedYeti
11.29.10 | ^ adam-fucking-thomas yo. |
AggravatedYeti
11.29.10 | yah that's the guy. |
Athom
11.29.10 | gonna blast Live After Death in hopes it triggers some linked telepathic memory response. |
MassiveAttack
11.29.10 | lol |
witchxrapist
11.29.10 | TheAnalyzer should write a biography on Jeremy Fedwarda. |
Spec
11.29.10 | Ha ha agreed. |
Irving
11.29.10 | TheAnalyzer should keep at this. It is amazing. |
witchxrapist
11.29.10 | It's pathetic... and embarrassing that he spends time on this. |
LegendofPittman
11.29.10 | Haha this guy is awesome. |
Athom
11.29.10 | @sonic. no he's a hairy mandude |
witchxrapist
11.29.10 | It's probably Michael Jordan. Only other person I've ever seen take the time to analyze other users.
And seriously, the fact that you guys glorify this type of behavior is proof that the majority of you are socially retarded.
And sonic
"besides mappy, you are a she-male."
completely irrelevant, and seriously that term's pretty offensive :( |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.29.10 | Everyone on the internet is socially retarded, a little backslapping makes the pain go away |
ffs
11.29.10 | no more pathetic or embarrassing than literally anything else |
WithHorsesInHerEyes
11.29.10 | Lol. |
Inveigh
11.29.10 | "Inveigh you need "Girl You Know It's True" by Millie Vinilli and Barnes & Barnes "Party In My Pants"."
omg that's exactly what I need.
"Let's instead talk about why I haven't heard it yet and why, even reading this sentence, you're probably not going to assist me with a link.
Prove me wrong, one-horse-open-veigh"
it's on their Death To False Metal album -- it's the album closer of course. I think this is it, though I can't hear it bc I'm on my work computer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjJKlnnZ5TU |
fr33convict
11.29.10 | lol |
Slum
11.29.10 | Pretty accurate. |
TheAnalyzer
11.29.10 | It's pathetic... and embarrassing that he spends time on this.
^ The Analyzer finds it highly amusing that someone who would dedicate the time and energy to pulling off the ruse of pretending to be a chick with a dick for two years has the unmitigated gaul to call anyone else embarrassing. |
fr33convict
11.29.10 | true |
porch
11.29.10 | yeah redsky is cool |
witchxrapist
11.29.10 | "The Analyzer finds it highly amusing that someone who would dedicate the time and energy to pulling off the ruse of pretending to be a chick with a dick for two years has the unmitigated gaul to call anyone else embarrassing."
well the thing is, i'm not pretending anything
and you're kind of going through all this time and effort... to analyze posters on a forum
bravo |
Metalstyles
11.29.10 | witch, I'm pretty sure that if whoever this is wouldn't be doing this analyzer thing he'd post on his regular account or something so in conclusion he'd still be on the website, doing nothing better with his time (like we all). Besides, TheAnalyzer thing is fun to read (and his casual posts might even be not!) |
Athom
11.29.10 | the san fernando valley bit makes me think that this is Hans. |
Inveigh
11.29.10 | 'styles is speaking truth up in here |
BigHans
11.29.10 | the san fernando valley bit makes me think that this is Hans.
^ I can see why you would think that, being that this is a phenominal idea and all, but I can't take credit. Its clear The Analyzer pays attention to alot of people's posts. |
Fuff24
11.29.10 | truth but I think the analyzer might be riding sky's dick |
Oceanus
11.29.10 | Yes yes, love Mr. Thomas. |
klap
11.29.10 | no one likes that valley adam |
Yazz_Flute
11.29.10 | yeah |
Athom
11.29.10 | at least its not the AV or inland empire. |
BigHans
11.29.10 | The number 1 thing I miss about LA aside from the weather in the winter is the Rainbow Bar and Grill. |
Athom
11.29.10 | seriously, every time i'm on the strip and pass by the rainbow there are cops arresting someone. |
BigHans
11.29.10 | as a kid growing up worshipping hair metal, the first time I walked into the Rainbow it was like a Devout Jew taking a visit to the Holy Land.
|
ipunchscenekids
11.29.10 | i knew self promotion would be on here
agree with most of this
ilu adam |
Satellite
11.29.10 | midwest > both coasts |
BigHans
11.29.10 | midwest > both coasts [2] |
Athom
11.29.10 | HAHAHA no. |
Satellite
11.29.10 | yeah, also significantly fewer douchebags per capita. |
Realm
11.29.10 | a-thom |
ipunchscenekids
11.29.10 | "midwest > both coasts"
hahahahahaha |
Inveigh
11.29.10 | midwest > both coasts [3] |
Counterfeit
11.29.10 | midwest > both coasts [4] |
BallsToTheWall
11.29.10 | east coast > west coast [2] |
ipunchscenekids
11.29.10 | east coast > west coast [3] |
Relinquished
11.29.10 | east coast > west coast [4] |
BigHans
11.29.10 | Westside Connection > Everything |
Terrifyer
11.29.10 | both coasts r gay ioi |
BallsToTheWall
11.29.10 | Cthulhu > Jesus |
Relinquished
11.29.10 | u got crazy with that cthulu thing man |
thebhoy
11.29.10 | Canada..... don't even say it I'm g(ing)tfo
Also Adam Thomas |
Counterfeit
11.29.10 | THE WORLD IS MINE NIGGA GET BACK |
BigHans
11.29.10 | DONT FUCK WIT MY STACK |
Counterfeit
11.29.10 | THE GAGE IS RACKED |
ipunchscenekids
11.29.10 | yo feit where have you been |
bimple69
11.29.10 | Adam Thomas is the only member of the Sputnik Staff worth taking seriously |
Counterfeit
11.29.10 | who dis guy |
DiceMan
11.29.10 | "And size 13 shoes."
tied.
I'm size 13 4E, 2 sizes wider than you.
Midwest > Both Coasts [5] |
PuddlesPuddles
11.29.10 | Unnnnnnbreakkkkk my heartttttttttt |
couldwinarabbit
11.30.10 | He is a swell guy. |
ShadowRemains
11.30.10 | redsky rules, and lol that shoe-size/wang conversation up at the beginning of the thread made me laugh fucking hard |
sniper
11.30.10 | I wanna see one of these for Eric. |
couldwinarabbit
11.30.10 | Who will have a higher score? |
sniper
11.30.10 | Redsky. Eric is probs a 9.0 ish. |
Athom
11.30.10 | yeah, eric is the man. |
seifer
11.30.10 | TheAnalyzer is becoming a must read wow |
sniper
11.30.10 | for sure. I bet this is the same person who was behind the bailars. |
Powerban
11.30.10 | Perhaps. |
sniper
11.30.10 | Or maybe its powerban |
seifer
11.30.10 | hmm who knows? |
couldwinarabbit
11.30.10 | I think this is bailar but I think bailar was not an alt. Actually for a while I thought he was redsky. |
sniper
11.30.10 | Nope. Bailar was def an alt. |
seifer
11.30.10 | how can u be so sure? |
sniper
11.30.10 | Because I know who it was. |
couldwinarabbit
11.30.10 | See I think he had too good of a musical taste to be and alt. Like he would have had to have been you,me,redsky,qwe,porch etc. Cause he actually gave me a buttload of top notch recs. But if it was a known user you would figure it out pretty fast. |
Satellite
11.30.10 | lol rabbit thinks he's an elite user. |
seifer
11.30.10 | cuz we're bored and something to talk about is always better |
sniper
11.30.10 | Just fun times Kat. He still posts sometimes but he's not all that active. Under 2000 comments I think. I won't tell who though I think it's better if no one knows. |
seifer
11.30.10 | is it you snipe i think its you |
couldwinarabbit
11.30.10 | last week someone was been mean to poor old seaanemone and I made a bunch of new users think it was my alt which had the sole purpose of getting an outburst out of sea. It was fun times.
Also since I am talking to sniper post-hardcore rec me up plz and thank you. |
sniper
11.30.10 | ya I have less than 2000 comments and enough free time to have been bailar. |
sniper
11.30.10 | Get Caravels - Floorboards
Choke Up - s/t EP
Girlfriends - s/t
and if you don't have it, def Eleventh He Reaches London. |
sniper
11.30.10 | But I'm not a post-hardcore authority js. |
couldwinarabbit
11.30.10 | thank you. And yes I know porch is but you are like second.
I don't have any of these. |
sniper
11.30.10 | Million Dead too if you haven't heard them. Get both of their fantastic albums but A Song To Ruin is a priority. |
couldwinarabbit
11.30.10 | getting right on that. Thanks man |
qwe3
11.30.10 | "And size 13 shoes."
14 bitch not even kidding WHOA |
thunder15
12.15.10 | RIP |
Winsomniac
12.15.10 | LOL |
Hawks
06.13.19 | Sup? |
