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Ugh Grammy Nominees

My favourite Grammy Nominations for this year, in order of stupidity (1 being the most stupid, 10 being the least, but still pretty fucking stupid).
10Dweezil Zappa
Go With What You Know


Best Rock Instrumental Performance: Any of them. This shouldn't even be a category
9John Mayer
Battle Studies


Best Solo Rock Performance: John Mayer ? ?Crossroads?
Pretty bad, but it gets worse, folks.
8Ozzy Osbourne
Scream


Best Hard Rock Performance: Ozzy Osbourne ? ?Let Me Hear You Scream?
This guy should have retired 7 OD's ago.
7Kings of Leon
Come Around Sundown


Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals (hahahaha): Kings of Leon ? ?Radioactive?
6Muse
The Resistance


Best Rock Song: Muse ? ?Resistance?
*Hears song on radio* What the fuck, are these guys trying to be Muse. Wait, is that Matt Bellamy...? Holy fuck! That is Muse! This is fucking horrible! Turn it off, why is this radio station even on?
5Muse
The Resistance


Best Rock Album: Muse ? ?Resistance?
A huge let down and a pathetically bad record jam-packed full of pretentious, self-indulgent orchestral wankery; weak, money-grabbing pop songs and generic, uninspired "rock" songs.
4Eminem
Recovery


Song of the Year: Eminem feat. Rihanna ? ?Love The Way You Lie?
Horrible, generic pop song. Christ, I can't even to begin to state how bullshit this is.
3Katy Perry
Teenage Dream


Album of the Year: Katy Perry ? "Teenage Dream"
Terrible artist, even worse album.
2Jay-Z
The Blueprint 3


Record of the Year (isn't that the same thing): Jay-Z & Alicia Keys ? ?Empire State of Mind?
1Justin Bieber
My World 2.0


Best New Artist: Justin Bieber
Seriously, do I even have to say it?
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