SlowBoristheBlade: Off The Injured Reserve

SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	8's for you, This Life.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Okay, fine, fuck all of you then
Scoot 12.10.10	congrats
Winsomniac 12.10.10	What are you gonna name your kid?
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Nicolas Augustino
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Thanks, man. This is actually my second one, so I'm well versed in the art of child raising. This is my first boy, though, so I'm trying be ready for anything lol.
Hawks 12.10.10	18 slays so hard. Congrats on everything man.
AggravatedYeti 12.10.10	nice pit. good luck.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	thank you sir.
Winsomniac 12.10.10	Do you verbally assault and spam your child's shoutbox when she's naughty?
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	I don't verbally assault children.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Contrary to popular belief, I am nothing like my online persona in real life.
alachlahol 12.10.10	well winsomniac's asian so he probably looks like a kid
fr33convict 12.10.10	Glad to know you're doung well. That's a pretty badass name. Play him some SYL from the day he's born and he'll be set.
Winsomniac 12.10.10	I was just makin' a jab at you for all the 'bringonthebreakdown dick-rider' comments, you shallow and pedantic so-and-so. @ala While I don't entirely understand what you're implying, yes, I do look youthful. I'm under 20. What you want, BRO?
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	I already made a list of albums I've been playing for him since the day we found out.
BallsToTheWall 12.10.10	Name your kid Bullettooth Tony.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Balls, I used to take all of your suggestions seriously, until I saw that you seem to really enjoy Twilight. I question your manhood, as well as the quality of your up-bringning.
Winsomniac 12.10.10	Also, fuck yeah 10.
BallsToTheWall 12.10.10	That is horseshit sire, pardon my tongue. I liked Eclipse because well, it wasn't a bad movie. And my independence to boldly make such a claim should "eclipse" the fact I like such a cheesy mostly girl fanbased film. Besides I provoked the biggest guy in my gym and currently jamming to a HP Lovecraft themed christmas carol album right now. What's manlier than that shit?
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	But liking soap operas based on teenage vampires completely nullifies any other manly act you have committed.
Satellite 12.10.10	awesome news pit.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Thanks Satty. You have any new hardcore/punk that I might have not heard yet?
Winsomniac 12.10.10	Balls probably just does it to nail 14-year-old girls with low self-esteem. An overall manly and acceptable cause.
Satellite 12.10.10	chotto ghetto - walk is godlike http://quoteunquoterecords.com/qur026/qur026.zip fun? in my hardcore?
BallsToTheWall 12.10.10	The fact that I admitted that claim on the internet...and well life too... is manly enough to earn whatever points I lost. I could be that closet twilight freak who publicly bashes it and then watches it at home alone. That is not manly. Forrest Griffin would have my back here. How dare you Win, I have morals you porchlight.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	"The fact that I admitted that claim on the internet...and well life too... is manly enough to earn whatever points I lost. I could be that closet twilight freak who publicly bashes it and then watches it at home alone. That is not manly. Forrest Griffin would have my back here. How dare you Win, I have morals you porchlight." No, Balls, it would have been manly for you to say, "Ya know what, Eclipse isn't that bad of a movie, but since I'm a man, I WILL NOT WATCH IT, FOR I AM MAN, AND HERE ME ROAR!!!" Instead, I'm now going to buy you a box of Tampons for Christmas, and package it with a Nora Roberts book.
alachlahol 12.10.10	if the girls are over 12 they're too old for Balls
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	If there's grass on the field, mow that bitch!
Satellite 12.10.10	gotta get 'em before the training bra does. -balls
BallsToTheWall 12.10.10	Now i'm flustered you preposterous pea-brained nincompoops. Besides I like 30 and above.
Winsomniac 12.10.10	Real men hunt cougars.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	30 inches? This ain't no carnival ride, Balls.
alachlahol 12.10.10	two and a half feet tall not too shabby
BallsToTheWall 12.10.10	It's always a carnival. My work fortunately is blessed with cougars....and unfortunately escorts...or hookers. Tis the season to work at hard rock so you can be fooled into wasting a busload of money.
Satellite 12.10.10	"30 inches? This ain't no carnival ride, Balls." lol'd
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	I was back home last week for the Misfits show, Balls, and we went out to the Hard Rock(won $3,000 bucks over two nights of poker. Kiss my ass, Helmuth!). We had a few drinks at Matorano's, but that place is just too damn loud.
BigHans 12.10.10	Thats great to hear Pit. Merry Christmas indeed.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Yessir. Merry X-Mas to you and yours, as well.
BallsToTheWall 12.10.10	You were at Matroranos you fuck? When?
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	I think it was last Saturday night.
BallsToTheWall 12.10.10	Well I was there. Damnit Pit!!!!!! Where you at, main bar or downstairs?
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Downstairs outside.
porch 12.10.10	i cant keep up with your accounts anymore
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Lol, you're not on here enough anymore to, porch. This is my main and only account I have now
porch 12.10.10	i'm still here pretty often, i cant stay away too long
Kimm 12.10.10	I never would have imagined you to have a little girl...and a baby boy on the way. But I believe you when you say you're different in real life. I love kids. Congratulations, I hope everything goes well.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	If I have another daughter, I'm thinking about naming her La-ia
BallsToTheWall 12.10.10	People need to start naming their daughters Beth and Nancy. Needs to be brought back along with Sally, Bertha, Betty, Harold, Jan, Ronald, and Reginald.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	What about Gertrude?
BigHans 12.10.10	Gertrude
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	BTW, Matorano's is so unnecessarily overblown it's ridiculous. Just thought I'd let you know.
BigHans 12.10.10	lol Pit we posted that at the same time. ESP man
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Transference is my thing, dawgy
BallsToTheWall 12.10.10	Gertrude [2,3,4,5) Of course it is Pit. Whatever it takes to rake in the dough.
BigHans 12.10.10	Balls and Pit in the same bar? Talk about a Guido fest. One actual guido, one bro that personifies the term.
lukempls 12.10.10	8 ruuuuuuules.
BallsToTheWall 12.10.10	Without even knowing WTF......However my Irishness will always prevail. The Irish equivalent of a guido?...quite possibly? I agree Hep Kat. If I ever had a kid i'm gonna name him or her Newt in your honor.
BallsToTheWall 12.10.10	True true. Rather if I have any kids I will subtlety name them after HP Lovecraft characters.
SlowBoristheBlade 12.10.10	Would it be wrong to name my son Brontosaurus?
Kimm 12.10.10	I always liked the names Axel and Phoenix for boys. Not sure about girls' names though.
Kimm 12.10.10	I was dating a red head and told him that if we had red headed twins (a boy and a girl), I wanted to name them Sheldon and Ginger. The odds are slim, even though I am a twin, but he said there was no way haha.
BallsToTheWall 12.10.10	dating a redhead.........stop right there. Na just kidding Kezia, Herbert, Carter, . One would not know the difference unless I name a kid The Mad Arab or Dagon.
Counterfeit 12.10.10	Congratulations man. Awesome news.
BallsToTheWall 12.10.10	I knew an Annaliese in middle school. Bad news, will not discuss. I am fond with the names Abigail and Damien for obvious reasons. Abigail more legitimately as a name.
BallsToTheWall 12.10.10	Ironically I saw that girl in a library few years later with a kid. Probaly 15-16 at the time.
Apollo 12.10.10	hey congrats Pit that's fantastic news
liketotallydude 12.11.10	damn I didn't even know you were slowboris lol! I think the last alt I remembered you was Buckfutter and KG lol! but anyways congrats to you with your health and your expecting son.
ShadowRemains 12.11.10	congrats on the news and the list ain't shabby either
musicConsumer 12.11.10	I hope your delivery goes well.
ConsiderPhlebas 12.11.10	Awesome news.
couldwinarabbit 12.11.10	congrats 17 is a damn damn fine way to celebrate