Urinetrouble
04.01.11 | been reading spawn comics all day. batman and deadpool too |
JarethCutestory
04.01.11 | lol |
Urinetrouble
04.01.11 | biggest douche on sputnik has got to be _________________??????? |
Scoot
04.01.11 | toss up between porch and fade |
Deviant.
04.01.11 | Most underrated member of OF is Jet Age |
KinkyFresh
04.01.11 | josh d |
Trebor.
04.01.11 | I finally like 2 |
Hawks
04.01.11 | I agree with the description for 3. |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | "toss up between porch and fade"
Huh? no
I'd even offer myself up over them.
Everyone vote for ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Scoot
04.01.11 | actually no it's josh d. aka mudvaynian |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | Okay it's Josh D. although he did give me an outrageously great rec.... but he doesn't like Talking heads....
Okay it's Josh D. but only because he doesnt seem to be here to defend himself. |
qwe3
04.01.11 | 123123123123123123 dev |
Ire
04.01.11 | me obv |
Satellite
04.01.11 | someone better say me and mean it |
Satellite
04.01.11 | syn join us in tinychat |
Urinetrouble
04.01.11 | It's Satellite |
theacademy
04.01.11 | depends on what your music taste is
really only 5 users come close
1. me
2. rabbit
3. eric/sea
4. pit
5. qwe
porch and someguest might have had a chance way back but they both outgrew the troll game |
Defeater
04.01.11 | tinychat sucked last night
i see blacks all day in flint, like I want to get on tinychat and see one for another hour of the day |
taxidermist
04.01.11 | OFWGKTA! |
qwe3
04.01.11 | "porch and someguest might have had a chance way back but they both outgrew the troll game"
thats fine but youve listed me as one of 5 when im def not a troll |
CrownOfMagnets
04.01.11 | Satellite for sure. |
whywontyoudie
04.01.11 | Josh is a douche, but he's still pretty likeable. |
theacademy
04.01.11 | i meant you're top 5... its a compliment
i know it looks like a burn when you're up there with pit and rabbit but anybody who knows the 5 users knows the differences that apply |
Defeater
04.01.11 | are you saying I grew up?
you know what happens when you talk shit |
SeaAnemone
04.01.11 | "3. eric/sea"
I'm only a douche to like 3 people on the entire site geez cut me a break |
Emim
04.01.11 | It used to mean something to be a douche. Then everyone started doing it.
bitch |
theacademy
04.01.11 | goddam you guys are so defensive
maybe im at fault, i think i read the purpose of this list wrong... re-interpret my list:
'best at ripping into others in general discussion'
|
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | "porch and someguest might have had a chance way back but they both outgrew the troll game"
So douche = troll?
I love trolls I don't think of them as douches at all.
"1. me
2. rabbit
3. eric/sea
4. pit
5. qwe"
some of my favorite users really. |
theacademy
04.01.11 | and it shouldn't be ranked, its a top 5
that i came up with in about 5 seconds
so obviously i forgot all the community thread/meds/old timers who are good for an A+ burn every once in a while, when they're bored |
SeaAnemone
04.01.11 | "best at ripping into others in general discussion"
still not sure how accurate that is at all but it sounds like a (backhanded?) compliment either way so I'll take it : ) |
theacademy
04.01.11 | also rabbit and pit are dumb but they are incredibly persistent |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | I think of douches as the random people that post the "best of" or "greatest" lists or even they guys that regularly fail at trolling really. |
acorncheese
04.01.11 | butcheredchildren. |
WithHorsesInHerEyes
04.01.11 | I be trollin'. |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | "also rabbit and pit are dumb but they are incredibly persistent"
Maybe I'm crazy but I love Pit. He humors me to no end. same with you sir. |
americanmusicmachine
04.01.11 | i used to think the rabbit was dumb then i realized that he's actually brilliant or maybe a savant. |
qwe3
04.01.11 | "i know it looks like a burn when you're up there with pit"
aww you know me so well acad |
theacademy
04.01.11 | i like pit too |
Emim
04.01.11 | PalaceofWisdom |
theacademy
04.01.11 | lol bad timing |
theacademy
04.01.11 | RIP palace |
Defeater
04.01.11 | pit and I have the same sense of humor
which scares the ever living fuck out of me |
qwe3
04.01.11 | "I'm only a douche to like 3 people on the entire site geez cut me a break"
idk if youve done it recently but that period where you were the biggest dick to bulldog was so fucking funny |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | Feater, I think your humor is very different actually and you should embrace that. Hold me... |
Emim
04.01.11 | "lol bad timing"
more like perfect timing. Palace was cool when he wasn't trying to lord his superiority over you. |
theacademy
04.01.11 | eric has a dark side + i kinda like it
pretty sure faux post-hardcore brings it out better than anything |
loveisamixtape
04.01.11 | i vote qwe3
|
qwe3
04.01.11 | ahahahahahahahahaahah
also i sometimes see palace on my fb news feed then im all oh yeah him |
qwe3
04.01.11 | hey loveisamixtape learn how to type my name then go blow every member of a7x |
theacademy
04.01.11 | that profile pic |
theacademy
04.01.11 | http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/post/4250995944/just-a-little-throwback |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | Defeater, seriously your humor is way more off the cuff and personalized. More real time and a little less antagonistic really. embrace your you. I love Pit to death but you are you and valued sir. |
SeaAnemone
04.01.11 | such a palace... a palace of wisdom |
theacademy
04.01.11 | i remember when defeater used to get his kicks off of the RIP Michael Jackson thread |
loveisamixtape
04.01.11 | see my point |
Emim
04.01.11 | wisdum |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | So he can't type qwe3... maybe he has deformed penguin hands.
Fuck off! |
SeaAnemone
04.01.11 | EMBARRASSING |
bungy
04.01.11 | has anyone determined acads rl identity yet? |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | want them popped? |
loveisamixtape
04.01.11 | i am but a penguin |
qwe3
04.01.11 | "So he can't type qwe3... maybe he has deformed penguin hands.
Fuck off!"
idk to human/penguin hybrids usually like shitty music
also plus LOL SEA HAS BACKNE |
SeaAnemone
04.01.11 | DONT MIND ME JUST EDITING AWAY MY EMBARRASSMENT |
Defeater
04.01.11 | "Defeater, seriously your humor is way more off the cuff and personalized."
lol, i guess that makes sense. |
theacademy
04.01.11 | has anyone determined acads rl identity yet? |
MrHotMoms
04.01.11 | i have |
bungy
04.01.11 | title of next list: How gross is Eric's backne? |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | "has anyone determined acads rl identity yet?"
You gotts me it's < ----------------------------this guy |
SeaAnemone
04.01.11 | title for a list:
Sputnik User Bungy Is The Former Bassist For Esteemed 80's Shoegaze Band Slayer
description:
I thought everybody knew this, but apparently it flew by some sputnik users' radar. weird. here's some of my favorites of bungy's early work, slayer ranked: |
SeaAnemone
04.01.11 | holy shit bungy that's so weird I had no idea you were making that "title of a list" post i'm serious now whooooaaa |
theacademy
04.01.11 | im going to write a soundoff about eric's bacne ... it will produce many bumps |
americanmusicmachine
04.01.11 | i have backne and chestne real bad. it means i can only fuck with a shirt on. there was a movie were sandra bullock could only fuck with a shirt on. |
bungy
04.01.11 | I thought everyone knew that too
omg eric |
qwe3
04.01.11 | Slayer is my favourite loaferstare band |
theacademy
04.01.11 | murder by numbers |
shrapnel
04.01.11 | steroid abuse leads to bacne
js |
Irving
04.01.11 | Whoever wins Sputnik March Madness. |
theacademy
04.01.11 | athankyou |
Defeater
04.01.11 | did she wear pants too |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | "lol, i guess that makes sense."
Trust me I have fun with you both but it's different between the both of you.
Pit scares me and you make me want to gt a tranny and hump a lot.
I don't know what that means but it means something.... i;m sure of it. |
bungy
04.01.11 | lol omg |
Deviant.
04.01.11 | "im going to write a soundoff about eric's bacne ... it will produce many bumps"
Rofl |
Defeater
04.01.11 | what the hell |
bungy
04.01.11 | also, lol omg @ americanmusicmachines comment |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | "what the hell"
You are just a sexual being sir that transcends the sputness in all of us.
Don't fight it. |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | Give into the temptation! |
iwubmoosik
04.01.11 | i smell bacon |
Defeater
04.01.11 | i think you're confused |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | I'm Kimmfused, So..... do I win the competition yet? |
iwubmoosik
04.01.11 | also, i may not be a big douche but i am currently using a big douche |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | ^ He wins. |
porch
04.01.11 | if being a douche means not tolerating retarded dipshits then i guess its no surprise that scoot and hawks think i'm a pretty big douche
|
LegendofPittman
04.01.11 | Well we all know I am the biggest douche on the site. YOU GAIZ SUCK AND STUFF! |
americanmusicmachine
04.01.11 | my dad always told me "tell me who your enemies are and I'll tell you who you are." he only ever told me that on july 4th 1999, not sure if that's an important detail though. |
Maniac!
04.01.11 | Why am I not voted for on here? |
Thane
04.01.11 | hahaha porch |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | "my dad always told me" "he only ever told me that on july 4th 1999"
AMM, I don't get it. Could you please clarify? |
Maniac!
04.01.11 | I WANT TO BE THE BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG ON SPUTNIK |
tkxxx7
04.01.11 | Maniac you're only a douche when people say/do retarded shit which means you aren't really a douche
my dad always said ... well he says a lot of bullshit |
Maniac!
04.01.11 | my dad didn't talk to me |
Wolfhorde
04.01.11 | My dad always said:"You drink as much alc and smoke as much weed as you want to, but remember: LSD and H are bad!" |
americanmusicmachine
04.01.11 | it's called art omnipanzer it's irony and shit like that joyce motherfucker or one of those russian motherfuckers |
Maniac!
04.01.11 | wolf has an awesome dad |
ffs
04.01.11 | everyone is helpfull + friendly |
Tyrael
04.01.11 | Except Rasputin. |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | Your art sucks. |
americanmusicmachine
04.01.11 | hey fuck you. |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | ^ THAT sir, is art. |
speed2cruisecontrol
04.01.11 | ^lmfao xd :lol: |
danielito19
04.01.11 | porch
qwe
Josh D
Michaeljordan
|
Spec
04.01.11 | Whoever won Sputnik madness.
And Sea |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | "josh d has no purpose on a fucking music board considering he doesnt like anything except mudvayne and one metallica album. "
He gave me one of the best and unexpected recs since I've been here js. |
DoubtGin
04.01.11 | no one |
Defeater
04.01.11 | no shit you said it |
DoubtGin
04.01.11 | and fuck you josh d is awesome |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | Feater, I can officially say that I am not a fan of Defeater (the band). Sorry =^( |
Defeater
04.01.11 | who cares |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | I thought you might as it's your namesake. I also was hoping to gain some insight on why people seem to like them so much but I didn't.
Do you need another hug grumpy bums? |
Aids
04.01.11 | CTRL + F aids, 0 found
niceeee
I would say fade, porch, uhhkris (he's ok, but a douche) and ButcheredChildren (less of a douche, more of a fucking moron, which is really douchey).
and all those sum41 kids |
gabethepiratesquid
04.01.11 | Seriously? No mention of me.
Goddammit I thought I would at least be nominee :( |
AnotherBrick
04.01.11 | ya rabbit is without a doubt the biggest douche sputnik has ever seen. he even tops MJ and Enrique |
Defeater
04.01.11 | what I need is a bullet to the head |
AnotherBrick
04.01.11 | does anybody have a clue who this piratesquid is? |
Aids
04.01.11 | and Defeater is kind of a douche sometimes too, but I like him. sort of.
and AnotherBrick is a douche, but he likes Pink Floyd to an embarrassing level, just like me, so he's alright in my books |
omnipanzer
04.01.11 | "what I need is a bullet to the head"
Oooo I need to bust out some RAtM, nice call sir. |
gabethepiratesquid
04.02.11 | "does anybody have a clue who this piratesquid is?"
u so silly |
wabbit
04.02.11 | "and says that punk didn't start with the refused." best thing sonic has ever said. |
Idnuf
04.02.11 | "does anybody have a clue who this piratesquid is?"
The first shout I ever made was to him and it was "Every time I see you in comments you're a complete asshole, I love it. You are quite simply, the man." so I guess he's pretty good. |
Josh D.
04.03.11 | The difference between me and the other vote-getters is I fuck around, qwe and porch et al are just trying to be assholes.
But hey, get in where you fit, or something. |
ConsiderPhlebas
04.03.11 | Bulldog |
Josh D.
04.03.11 | Don't know how I missed this. |
Josh D.
04.03.11 | Could be Zilbel Ping. Exhibit A:
http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/oo236/jjderagon/zilbel.jpg?t=1301764607 |
Josh D.
04.03.11 | What. |
Josh D.
04.03.11 | All day. |
dixoncocks
04.03.11 | josh d is still cooler than most of the nice-guy users who are just annoyingly gay, josh is still a douche though.
made me laugh |
Josh D.
04.03.11 | He likes me. |
dnor
04.03.11 | Josh D. is a huge mega douche
and I love him. |
dixoncocks
04.03.11 | Internet is serious bizniz |
theacademy
04.03.11 | you mean he pisses on you
and you like that shit
bitch |
theacademy
04.03.11 | and she told me you liked sucking her dick |
theacademy
04.03.11 | HOW DARE YOU DISS METALLICA |
theacademy
04.03.11 | your sisters dick was too big for my giney |
InjunJoe
04.08.11 | PedalToTheMetal is the worlds biggest douchebag |
ohfoxxxycole
04.23.11 | foxxxy |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.23.11 | dnor, obv.
;] |
dnor
04.23.11 | I ctrl+f'd and expected to find the thing I said about Josh D. in this...got curious and hit the "next" button...
I'm disappointed Fght. |
dnor
04.23.11 | yeah, that's true. Accept Aids. He's not a douche. |
Winsomniac
04.23.11 | Yeah I can be pree douche sometimes. |
cirq
04.23.11 | cirq |
Winsomniac
04.23.11 | Yeah fuck that cirq guy, he supports just all the wrong teams. |
Oathbreaker
04.23.11 | cirq [2] |
bungy
04.23.11 | Accept Aids |
cirq
04.24.11 | cirq is a faggot. |
Motiv3
04.24.11 | obviously |
Scoot
04.24.11 | I accept aids. |
FromDaHood
04.24.11 | Josh D for sure, but I still like him a lot. |
speed2cruisecontrol
04.24.11 | mm8 |
speed2cruisecontrol
04.24.11 | andcas |
kris.
04.24.11 | boss i got a mention |
speed2cruisecontrol
04.24.11 | i'm an underappreciated classic |
FromDaHood
04.24.11 | I'm not sure you're even a cult classic |
americanmusicmachine
04.24.11 | roger ebert likes him! |